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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 4:26pm On Apr 29, 2020
Thanks
Tango123:


If you love this guy, and you believe he is a gentleman, why not give him a try. Let him go in gently. If it pains you, he stops. That is one way to go about this

But yes, some women like it, as it can touch their g spot depending on how the giy goes in, and to what angle he is bent. If he is bent upwards, thats a g spot hit of doing missionary. U get my point?

Experiment. Enjoy. If you dont enjoy it during your experiments, or your boyfriend is not gentle, then u can take a walk
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Elkash01(m): 4:27pm On Apr 29, 2020
That's what we call curve 7.. tongue
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by jericco1(m): 4:30pm On Apr 29, 2020
You and dick. Continue undecided
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Quality20(m): 4:36pm On Apr 29, 2020
Kind of abnormal really
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by silibaba: 4:40pm On Apr 29, 2020
that kind dickk cant hit center of gravity

is only corner kick e go dey play grin
MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Maxmilliano111: 4:49pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.




Omoo laugh wan keee me die �

Gal nah that kind dick dey carry woman go cloud 9 ohhh...

U berra open make heen samankwe u

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by doctore212(m): 4:50pm On Apr 29, 2020
Nice one Bro. Definitely peyronies disease, kudos.
Thoughtfeed:


Its totally normal.

Ask him if it pains him during sex, if it does then he may have Peyronie's disease.... This disease causes the penis to curve

Peyronie's disease
Fibrous scar tissue inside the penis that causes curved, painful erections.
Peyronie's disease is caused by repeated penile injury, typically during sex or physical activity
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by kalufelix(m): 4:53pm On Apr 29, 2020
Another lockdown troll..

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Fogman(m): 4:56pm On Apr 29, 2020
zionmde:
Stop pushing cups











Ikwa Iko
smiley smiley smiley For the benefit of those who don't understand, translate please
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Nobody: 5:08pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
Normal? I never seen one like that before. But I haven't seen so many, so...
The first phrase will do, no need for pretence. grin grin

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Skyscrapper11(m): 5:13pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.
so you came all the way from your house to this place to ask about premarital sex..ohh this young generation

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Equal2DeTask(m): 5:14pm On Apr 29, 2020
zionmde:
Stop pushing cups












Ikwa Iko

Hahahaha grin
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Liliantalks: 5:18pm On Apr 29, 2020
Marvyx:

A curved joystick is not a death sentence for you or your future hubby. It's absolutely normal and can be medically corrected in extreme cases. Someone had earlier mentioned it. Most times, it even gets corrected on its own. You can read up about it.

That being said, young lady I'll reemphasize that you stay away from Pre-Marital Sex please. That everyone does it doesn't make it right. There's joy and honour in staying pure. Have respect for your body and your God who derives joy in seeing you pure. Good luck.
it’s caused by bad circumcision That’s why we need to be careful with people who circumcise our male kids

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Liliantalks: 5:20pm On Apr 29, 2020
Nothing wrong with curved dicks, he will perform well , n don’t worry he won’t tire ur Pusey !! wink u would get used to it
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Nobody: 5:22pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

Say no to fornication

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Nobody: 5:23pm On Apr 29, 2020
Skyscrapper11:
so you came all the way from your house to this place to ask about premarital sex..ohh this young generation
Don't mind her
In future they will start to blame village people who are on their own.
Virginity is not the pride of some women
Sex is.

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Liliantalks: 5:24pm On Apr 29, 2020
Jaeis:
Use pen and paper to draw curve, from the degree of curvature I'll be able to advise appropriately
grin supported

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Dreyfundz(m): 5:26pm On Apr 29, 2020
Because of curved dick you wear cloth back . After you done make baba dey on hot form

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by zionmde: 5:29pm On Apr 29, 2020
Fogman:


smiley smiley smiley For the benefit of those who don't understand, translate please
grin grin grin grin

Ikwa Iko means pushing cup
it also means sampling ur hole for a miner who hasnt paid royalties

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 5:31pm On Apr 29, 2020
It was mutual, abeg
Skyscrapper11:
so you came all the way from your house to this place to ask about premarital sex..ohh this young generation

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 5:31pm On Apr 29, 2020
Na you sabi o
J111333:
The first phrase will do, no need for pretence. grin grin
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by maya007: 5:36pm On Apr 29, 2020
Its curved cause his used to that particular style na.... angry that angle everytime how d dick no go curve
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Millenniumlady(f): 5:44pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
It was mutual, abeg
From what i heard about curve d*ck they're very dangerous please don't give in to him and learn how to embrace celibacy

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Mywd: 5:53pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
So sex with your boyfriend makes you a hoe? What does it make the boyfriend?

Ah dont care... Itz ur life.....


Keep hoeing

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Nobody: 6:14pm On Apr 29, 2020
Your sexmate

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Fortune109: 6:21pm On Apr 29, 2020
You new recruits are doing too much with all these promotional posts up and down undecided undecided
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by ibkkk(f): 6:23pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
So sex with your boyfriend makes you a hoe? What does it make the boyfriend?
Driller smiley


Back to your question, nothing is wrong/harmful with that as long as the person in question feels alright down there. You're gonna enjoy it...

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by KingAzubuike(f): 6:26pm On Apr 29, 2020
@MaryJane24 those kind prick na weytin we dey call R2. People who play Pro Evolution soccer and FIFA will understand.

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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by klenton(m): 6:29pm On Apr 29, 2020
Liliantalks:
it’s caused by bad circumstantion. That’s why we need to be careful with people who circumstance our male kids



yesu....just kee me.
what do you mean by its caused by bad CIRCUMSTANTION and CIRCUMSTANCE our male kids

inukwa Engish Eliza

madam stick to the one u can speak, English is not by force.
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Orubebe01: 6:30pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.
hmm sis, such cassava normally break during the real action. you can google it. no start wetin u no go fit finish.

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