Calapar:
Na pant you want chop? You still get time to dey analyze panties? Na wa o

Chamber2000:
Did u discuss it with him later

Mskrisx:
Lol. Y'all cracked me up so bad.
I'd rather die than ever be broke again.
That life is a sad one.

angelfallz:


Was your dress revealing your breasts?

PoliticallyInco:


Hahahahaha.. His intentions were glaring at least. At least let us give that to him.

Few years back. Someone told someone she was interested in me.I had told and forewarned the bearer of the message that it might not go well because I do not live to impress any one. My taste in women is rare. Additionally, I was not the regular "sheep" in the world, influenced by religious, class, gender, race, political view point,tribal, ethnic, blood and other biases. I am also politically incorrect on a lot of things. The person insisted because promise had been made to the lady and also, what was the worse that could happen? I feed, gist and laugh with her to death?

Anyway, met her at a restaurant. Worst date ever. She laughed and talked to her phone all through the date. Typed messages under the table. Took 1 billion photos (perhaps even more) on that single date.Ok clearly an exaggeration. But, men a lot of selfies.Few calls came in in quick succession and based on her responses, I believe she was posting online and sending to friends and reading comments and chats. She would type, laugh and apologize 1,000 times for chatting on her phone. Oh you know you are being stupid, so why continue and apologize and repeat? Could not hold any proper discussion on anything. However, knew how to order a lot of stuff including what she would take home. Hilarious, I thought. At least she knows something about being hungry.

Anyway my type of person, I told her I was only going to pay for what she could eat right there. Courtesy demands this as her host, despite the fact that we had not discussed who would be handling the bill. Besides I wanted this to be my treat anyway. But I was not going to pay for anything she takes home. She could pay for that herself as it was outside the date. Immediately, that got her attention. She was shocked and confused. She asked that but she was told I work with XYZ bla bla bla where the person that introduced us also works, and the person is a big person.I knew where she was coming from.To her she expected that a "big boy" should not bother about that. Her expectation was to come and have a nice time at my expense, take some free meal home. Oh well. Nice time during the date, no problem. I could feed her entire village 3 square meals for life. No offense to her village people. But trying to insult my intelligence, that I won't allow.

Her face changed. Had her meal in silence. Countenance dropped from "giggling high" to "sulking low". Responses became monosyllabic and snappy. I politely asked after the meal if she would like to leave. She affirmed. Drove her to her house. Dropped her off. She wouldn't respond to my "have a good night". Latter heard she said I was a "wicked and stingy" man.

Miniso:
why won't he book hotel see wetin only u carry for waist so thick ...

UnknownJr:
She came with 3 of her friends on our first date. Naso I order 2 plates of pepper soup o and 2 bottles of soft drinks.

Her friends come dey look me expecting me 2 buy for them.

Me wey no get joy, I no even look their side.

QuinModah:
No

Blackmoran:
I met this babe at my sisters church spoke to her we exchange numbers call her the next day we fixed a date... The D day for us to meet we met at my friends gym. Strike no 1 she came late, when she came she didn't even apologise or give reason why she was late, I overlook am after settling down the first question that came out of her mouth was "WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING" am like I work for lawma, gave one mumu excuse find my way commot.. Later that evening my sister con dey para for me say I just abandoned her friend...

QuinModah:

Leezah:
After inviting me over for us to see he started bragging about how he has gone to abroad how he came back waiting for his container to land .. at the same time the guys mouth odour na fire for fire I was so uncomfortable with his beard and hair like that of a mad man ,speaking American accent up and down omon I just discharged the guy telling him I have running stomach

Miniso:
wats ur whatsapp number sexy lady

angelfallz:

Lol he must have x-ray vision.

QuinModah:
Call me

Miniso:
i hardly make callz.. while not u pm me the whatsapp numba.. babe

QuinModah:
Since you hardly make calls it will not work for both of us.

Miniso:
haba so fast, calm down first..can't we chat first?

Leezah:
After inviting me over for us to see he started bragging about how he has gone to abroad how he came back waiting for his container to land .. at the same time the guys mouth odour na fire for fire I was so uncomfortable with his beard and hair like that of a mad man ,speaking American accent up and down omon I just discharged the guy telling him I have running stomach

lefulefu:
na nairaland u meet the guy?

QuinModah:
Ladies And Gentlemen,

Have You Ever Experienced A Turn Off From Someone On Your First Date With Him/Her?

Share Your Experience

Mine: First date: We met in a hotel restaurant, I dint know this guy has already book a room. Saying he wants us to discuss privately as if dat place wasn't enough. And also he was bragging too much. I left him there, since then I stop picking his calls+ He kept looking at my boobs n smiles like an idiot

BOOZELEE:
I meet this girl..She luvs forming hard to get.When i finally got her and we wanted to get down..She pulled her clothes,as she pulled her cloth and i saw her unattractive pant my preek fell down flat.Her pant had holes and stain on it and the color looked faded.
I tied my towel immediaty,went down stairs and offed the generator..I told her that my gen had problem that she should wear her cloth let me drop her off and get someone that wll fix it.

NACE13:
Interesting thread.

Met one on social media, we agreed to meet. She looked nothing like the pictures she sent to me; she was looking good, no doubt but it wasn't what I had imagine I finally got to see. I thought I was getting Punk'd or something. I tried very hard to hide my disappointment, even tried to make the date a little awful so she'd lose interest after.....in fact, she even kept on rubbing my palm,trying to force her zodiac sign on mine, holding hands with me while leaving the restaurant, trying to act all lovey-dovey with me.

I got home and tried to forget that day ever happened. Babe, couldn't stop texting and calling, even said she thinks she's fallen in love with me.

Aaaaarghmed:
it was year 2011 when I was in my HND 1,I saw her contact online but I never knew what she looked like,we talked online for months and her voice was the sweetest I knew at that particular time and I thought her beauty wud compliment it,on the day we agreed to see I told her to meet me at an eatry in the school hostel but she proceeded to the biggest branch of the eatry which is off campus.I was pissed and told her to find her way to the school hostel eatry branch whish is more cheaper for students.My people when I saw her she was as dark as a shadow and her mouth was very long,I felt like crying but I summoned courage to allow her order for what to eat and I kept tapping my foot on the ground so she wud eat quickly and leave because i did not want any of my guys or fans to see me with this type of girl,I was a very popular playboy that time in school.She finally ate and left and I deleted her number sharply. That was the last time I judged a lady by her voice,I repeat the last time

Norman4real:
bro, that's the fix I'm in right now. Got this babe off a dating site and on first meeting she wasn't as good as the pics online. But I found her still somewhat fvckabke, she's not that ugly. So I arranged for her to meet at my place next time since I didn't want to be seen out with her and I managed to get her to open the honey pot for me.
Now I've enjoyed the sex these past weeks but problem is that she's always keeps telling me about how she's falling in love and all that nonsense yet I genuinely have no love for her at all.