Lawd yall done woke my baby up! Heey suga!

lmao ;d ;d

Mrs.Chima:

Lawd yall done woke my baby up! Heey suga!

Hi momma! How be? How you and Uncle Chima doin?

Atreides:

Hi momma! How be? How you and Uncle Chima doin?

Good chile! (looking innocent) What you men how Mr.Chima and I are doing? What you trying to say? You saw something last night? We were playing twister chile. (clearing throat)

We are good baby.

Mrs.Chima:

Good chile! (looking innocent) What you men how Mr.Chima and I are doing? What you trying to say? You saw something last night? We were playing twister chile. (clearing throat)

We are good baby.

Y'know i wasn't thinking of what/who you guys were 'doin' last night,but now that you mention it. . (clears throat). I did see you and Uncle Chima together. . But he said he was cold and that. . 

I hate you.

Mrs.Chima:

I hate you.

I love you.

Meklex:

hehehe unfortunately for you my little wizard never disappoints it brings out results as it is. Even nairaland spell check isn't left out.hopefully I'm not the one. Cheers!

ur wizard hmm , u a cult boi
i wasnt referring to u hommie but if u do anyhow u go chop anyhow , cus my malware don arrive and she no dey send virus oo

Atreides:

@the rest,who are those findin' I.D's trouble? Respect yourselves oh. . .

Mrs Scorpion dont sting yet o , i go alert u
me sef dey boil venom , so wen everyting done ready
we go invite d magas made dem come for Badosky supper
dem go tek

Atreides:

I love you.

I love you too, suga!

Idowuogbo:

your wizard hmm , u a cult boi
i wasnt referring to u hommie but if u do anyhow u go chop anyhow , cus my malware don arrive and she no dey send virus oo
Mrs Scorpion dont sting yet o , i go alert u
me sef dey boil venom , so wen everyting done ready
we go invite d magas made dem come for Badosky supper
dem go tek

I trust you. . I dey wait

Idowuogbo:

your wizard hmm , u a cult boi
i wasnt referring to u hommie but if u do anyhow u go chop anyhow , cus my malware don arrive and she no dey send virus oo

yep, gud to hear that,now my oscillating temperature needs to stabilize now, ermm but did anyone mentioned Meklex and Cult?? I'm boiling up,

@Atreides. I see ya!

(spraying anti-virus chatters protection all around my chat realm)

Meklex:

@Atreides. I see ya!

i see ya too

Whats up¿¿

Meklex:

Whats up¿¿

I'm totally stressed out!

^

Meklex:

Whats up¿¿

hmm watch ur steps she never ripe

@atre
maka no worri , wen time reach
like i dey talk dem go tek
btwn y u stressed , dem tiff ur puff puff
abeg fry anoda wan na , u no sabi cook

Atreides:

I'm totally stressed out!

why? Pls. U shouldn't be.
Come let me give u a hug.

Idowuogbo:

^hmm watch your steps she never ripe @atre
maka no worri , wen time reach
like i dey talk dem go tek
btwn y u stressed , dem tiff your puff puff
abeg fry anoda wan na , u no sabi cook

You wan scare am?
Dem no tiff my puff puff-na school runs. Registration wan start and my document no complete. . Den my phone pafuka,so i dey run go Nokia office up and down. . Chineke biko. .

Meklex:

why? Pls. U shouldn't be.
Come let me give u a hug.

Awww. . Sweery a hug wont solve matters.
But i suppose it wouldn't hurt.

Idowuogbo:

^hmm watch your steps she never ripe

you wey don ripe finish wetin you gat to show for it¿¿ Busi bodi

Atreides:

You wan scare am?
Dem no tiff my puff puff-na school runs. Registration wan start and my document no complete. . Den my phone pafuka,so i dey run go Nokia office up and down. . Chineke biko. .Awww. . Sweery a hug wont solve matters.
But i suppose it wouldn't hurt.

u got me thinking[d last paragraph].
Wats you studying in school?? I guess chitchat will calm your nerves. Lets hit off.

Meklex:

u got me thinking[d last paragraph].
Wats you studying in school?? I guess chitchat will calm your nerves. Lets hit off.

I'm studying Economics and Statistics(or at least i will when registration FINALLY starts). . Ecostat. Boring,huh?

Nah, dats a very gud course apart from LAW economics comes handy but I think statistics is rather mean.

Meklex:

Nah, dats a very gud course apart from LAW economics comes handy but I think statistics is rather mean.

Never really been into Law. . Just can't imagine myself wearing those stupid horse-hair wigs. Statistics seems like its gonna be tough,but im good at math.

Meklex:

you wey don ripe finish wetin you gat to show for it¿¿ Busi bodi

are u tryin to b rude
oh boi dont bother wiv it o

My BAy Beee Idowuogbo

mobingssssss, honey crumble

Idowuogbo:

are u tryin to b rude
oh boi dont bother wiv it o

aah! Noooh! Ok infact do you care for a sumptous meal in a 5star hotel? No worry I go fit d bill

most of the words are not even in the dictionary, *VERTEX* u sure say u check that dictionary well

Idowuogbo:

are u tryin to b rude
oh boi dont bother wiv it o

Egbon mi,he wouldt dare. . He loves his life naa

Atreides:

Egbon mi,he wouldt dare. . He loves his life naa

stop being sarcastic,I know you have my interest at heart.
(¤_~)

Meklex:

aah! Noooh! Ok infact do you care for a sumptous meal in a 5star hotel? No worry I go fit d bill

haba i look like thirdhand babe to u , 5star
i do 8stars boo , u garra b even bobo