Idowuogbo:

haba i look like thirdhand babe to u , 5star
i do 8stars boo , u garra b even bobo

yepa! U think say na follow come babe u be, sweery u beta wake up and lets do that 5star, before it too late. I'm being even jhor!

simbi was a gal
u no go school
5 na odd number , how u bin even

Idowuogbo:

simbi was a gal
u no go school
5 na odd number , how u bin even

simbi is still a gal
5 na odd number
and you're an odd gal, quote me wrong olodo.

@op you just gave me a headache from reading your lines. Shuuuuuuu!!!!! I need a mental detox after all this.

SA Lady:

@op you just gave me a headache from reading your lines. Shuuuuuuu!!!!! I need a mental detox after all this.

Dude i didnt even bother reading it after the first 2 lines. . Too much wahala!

Atits,
Click on the link to the thread on my sig. spot.

Mr_Orton:

Atits,
Click on the link to the thread on my sig. spot.

It's locked.
P.s-IS Atreides really that hard to type?
Double P.s-Lmao. . Top 5? Hehehe. .

Em,
Arthritis Attrieds Attreinds Attities,
Yeah it was locked!
Season II is coming soon, and you're No_7 on the list - Mrs Chima's evil lil'daughter Indeed!!

Mr_Orton:

Em,
Arthritis Attrieds Attreinds Attities,
Yeah it was locked!
Season II is coming soon, and you're No_7 on the list - Mrs Chima's evil lil'daughter Indeed!!

*sigh*. . In the immortal words of P.T Barnum,"I don't care what you say about me,at least spell my name right". Atreides isn't really that hard to type.
And yes,I am Mama Chike's eeeevil daughter. . (insert maniacal laughter here). HaHaHa,HaHaHaHaHa. . (kinda like Mandark)
.Or better still-Muahahahhaha. . My reign of eeevil will be long and merciless. .

Saecula:

Lately there have been torrents of inanities being posted on this site in the name of comments and topics. The way they ask popcock questions or create gibberish topics connotes that they are immature. It has been nightmarish trying to squeeze out a modicum of meaning from those facile and shallow rejoinders. It is indubitable that children or without denigration, underaged teens with Nokia N70 or 3110c are the perpetrators of this execrable gaffe and faux paxes. Now that I am bereft of fortitude to bear this pestilential acts by this sites juvenile reprobates and errants, I can't but remonstrate now before it exacerbates. Shalom!

Hahahaha. See Grammarian. fa fa fa, foul!

lmao !!!!

Atreides:

*sigh*. . In the immortal words of P.T Barnum,"I don't care what you say about me,at least spell my name right". Atreides isn't really that hard to type.
And yes,I am Mama Chike's eeeevil daughter. . (insert maniacal laughter here). HaHaHa,HaHaHaHaHa. . (kinda like Mandark)
.Or better still-Muahahahhaha. . My reign of eeevil will be long and merciless. .

eww! This is really cracking me up. Besides who is P.T barnum and mandark?? Chai I have a long way to go,

Meklex:

eww! This is really cracking me up. Besides who is P.T barnum and mandark?? Chai I have a long way to go,

He was an American showman. . Mandark's a cartoon character-i posted his pic

Meklex:

simbi is still a gal
5 na odd number
and you're an odd gal, quote me wrong olodo.

Since u no she b gal , so y u acting like eze was gay ,how i tek odd , cus u jus dey chat kabloose, jus tell me sey ur pocket no fit afford even star , chikena !!!

Chris Okotie posts in the romance section now?

Idowuogbo:

Since u no she b gal , so y u acting like eze was gay ,how i tek odd , cus u jus dey chat kabloose, jus tell me sey your pocket no fit afford even star , chikena !!!

I don talk say u be odd gal wey dey bulldoze 5crates of beer.
Anyway if you wanna get laid just give me the green light. Chikena!!!

^aRE u alrite @ al. .I will Warn u for the last nite. Don't try to get rude
U wouldn't cope with my handful .behave and use ur Words Wisely bob.

Idowuogbo:

^aRE u alrite @ al. .I will Warn u for the last nite. Don't try to get rude
U wouldn't cope with my handful .behave and use your Words Wisely bob.

@all,Id Noble has spoken! Pere!

^paparazzi thank u but u for snap my left view , i look betta from d left

@ID, ok I reserve my comment Cheers !!

I laugh when I interview my fellow country men for jobs. As much as I love to help because we are foreigners in oyinbo land, the way we speak our big big grammar confuses not only me but my oyinbo colleagues. Why for christ sake cant we speak the usual everyday english?

Hahaha what type of English is this?

Been a long time,

This post is especially apt at this point in time, too many kids roaming through the romance section of NL!

One of the funniest thread on nairaland.

@OP, you're the condensed version of Rt Hon. Patrick "big grammar" Obiahaghon

@OP Kai! Kai! Chei! U kon make english dey hungry me,but talk true u sef confuse.If u wan knw the value of N70 & 3110c go thief am 4 market.Na 4 grave u go knw the hidden value!!

me sef i am fed up with some of these ugly naija girls on nairaland and see how some of them dey blow shakara