Am a priv8 eye
El my love! Av misd u so
Neyshed,d bike no b ordinary bike,na historical artefact
If i tel u its story,

^^ na only you understand ma pain girl  

now abeg help me find ma bike jor - but left ma swthrt off d list

I dey suspect Jackie Chan don sell am  

El Guapo:

Dont take my personal life to heart Efemena

Vicks

I-am-not-interested-in-your-personal-life!!

Just return my bicycle jor - if to say you wan borrow am, you only need to ask!!

haba!! na by force??

Lol!!!

and how you wan make I reach that side?

I resemble pessin wen love to trek??

just gimme ma bike jor - then I fit book mental appointment 4 u

Lol
But Efe dere‘s sumtin i dnt get

U insured d bike for $1million theft policy
Did u kn it wld be solen frm u?Or,

nor expose me now!

besides, na serious artifact - and the insurance policy is in £sss not $sss

^^ she don go market

*cruises by in his jaguar* area girl u don arive

Aboki - how your recharge card business now?

body dey fine jor 'n happy Sunday to you - shebi you pray for moi??

y not, oh and babes, recharge card no fit buy dis jaguar, so pls call me by my true business

Which will be. . .
_{*Yahoo yahoo  *}

for where? i no be ur bf now? peeps for nland know say El G be responsible bobo

Ok o. . .

Was up now? Long time no talk.

i tell u say make u come my house, na u no come na

for some deliverances and anointing

infact u don get am my brother

**Staggers in swaggers in

Happy Sunday barristers Bar-resters

hey, Efe warrido? You still dey find that generational artifact?

jackpot:

for some deliverances and anointing

Element G:

infact u don get am my brother

Una nor well. Which yeye annointing. Anointing ko, deliverance ni.  

Anyway, I see you guys are rockin the bar but I still prefer the SPA. U know now, I enjoyed the treatment cos I'm a lady and besides, I don't drink alcohol.

Unfortunately, Nepa don seize light, gotta go.

lol sophizzy, no wahala i go soon bluetooth gen come meet u

or infact let me call them to bring ur light back, how can they cut the light of a whole sophizzy

*comes in red tape n dont come in here signs* THIS BAR IS LOCKED PENDING INVESTIGATION INTO THE THEFT OF EFEWANCHUKWU(ALSO A POTENTIAL SUSPECT)‘S BIKE.

BY ORDER OF NAIRALAND DETECTIVE-GENERAL YINKA HOLMES
JOKES JUDICIAL SECTION


El my luv,was a lil busy trying to unravel d mystery of d dissappearing bicycle

@SOPHIZZY

E better as them NEPA peeps collect da light because you don dey mis-yarn ;(

How in the earth do you enjoy that unholy and unceremonious battle ground of a SPA?
abi you no watch as broken pieces of bottle dey parachute and stone dey describe parabola for people's head in dat SPA?

@SOPHIZZY

E better as them NEPA peeps collect da light because you don dey mis-yarn ;(

How in the earth do you enjoy that unholy and unceremonious battle ground of a SPA?
abi you no watch as broken pieces of bottle dey parachute and stone dey describe parabola for people's head in dat SPA?

@SOPHIZZY

E better as them NEPA peeps collect da light because you don dey mis-yarn ;(

How in the earth do you enjoy that unholy and unceremonious battle ground of a SPA?
abi you no watch as broken pieces of bottle dey parachute and stone dey describe parabola for people's head in dat SPA?

**bright is driving towards bar in his escalade**i hope jacky is around to serve me this time around**

jackpot:

@SOPHIZZY

E better as them NEPA peeps collect da light because you don dey mis-yarn ;(

How in the earth do you enjoy that unholy and unceremonious battle ground of a SPA?
abi you no watch as broken pieces of bottle dey parachute and stone dey describe parabola for people's head in dat SPA?

hmmmmmmm , cant handle d fact dat am loved e

see her head don dey swell, infact neck and shoulder dey follow am react

Arrives bar $ highlights from his escalade**turns $ takes a long look at the inscription on bar building**shakes head in the negative direction**enters bar reluctantly***

Eeeehhmmm!cousin jacky,why is d name on this bar building not engraved in gold ware.pls clean it $ write again using gold and make its bolder than this**

**Just strolling by. . .**