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Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 9:04pm On May 15, 2011
Idowuogbo:

hmmmmmmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed, cant handle d fact dat am loved e cool cool cool cool
you implying she said she likes the thread because she loves you?

It's like you still don't understand me. Go and check d last post on your thread, you'll understand me a lot.

Idowu, i like your persona. I dont know why you kept thinking otherwise. I hold nothing against you. Ok? I am a realist.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 9:08pm On May 15, 2011
*calls out*
Efe, come here. I need you here!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 9:12pm On May 15, 2011
bright007:

Arrives bar $ highlights from his escalade**
cousin, petrol no dey finish for this your escalade? wink cheesy Lolz grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 9:35pm On May 15, 2011
hey big bro watsup? I have been calling and you have refused to pick undecided berra come on YIM kiss
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 10:29pm On May 15, 2011
okay, love
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 11:22pm On May 15, 2011
jackpot:

*calls out*
Efe, come here. I need you here!

say wetin happen??

abeg nor too dey shout ma name now - you wan wake the whole street? grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by StudioCFR(m): 11:39pm On May 15, 2011
Natasha,,:

[b]hey big bro watsup? I have been calling and you have refused to pick undecided berra come on YIM kiss[/b]

have u stopped loving him already?




jackpot:

okay, love

well, she just called u a big brother. . . grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by oweniwe(m): 11:58pm On May 15, 2011
Ok, i don come. Efe, you can ask me any question about the book et al. Cheers
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 12:01am On May 16, 2011
no, I won't do that smiley smiley

but what you can do is google a couple of websites on freelance publishing / stuff for how to gain recognition for your work

never looked into that area before (not that I'm not interested - just haven't had time to pursue that line)
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 12:17am On May 16, 2011
Anyway sha, I'm calling it a night now - need ma beauty sleep

goodnight Mr O smiley
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by oweniwe(m): 12:19am On May 16, 2011
Wait o
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by oweniwe(m): 12:23am On May 16, 2011
Its more complicated than. Those websites make things look simple but in reality, that's not it.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by oweniwe(m): 12:32am On May 16, 2011
I'm doing my final year project soon so i no get time for dem now.
I intend to send over d manuscript and if you like it, i'll let you have it after another round of talks.then you can contact d publisher directly

my battery went off earlier so i had to go switch on d gen
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 4:46am On May 16, 2011
Efe, i have found your bicycle!

Call @ d jokes judicial section to claim ownership wit proper identification
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by EfemenaXY: 6:04am On May 16, 2011
^^ Aunty you nor dey sleep?? cool tongue

But thanks for finding my bike jor - you be better pessin kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by yinkalink(f): 6:56am On May 16, 2011
I wake up real early every dae

U wont believe d story behind d bicycle
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 8:09am On May 16, 2011
Yinka,pls spill the beans.where did u keep the bicycle all this while?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 8:48am On May 16, 2011
Who is d òlé. Where u find a NBI.
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by neyshed: 8:50am On May 16, 2011
grin where u find am NBI
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Natasha2(f): 9:08am On May 16, 2011
Studio CFR:

have u stopped loving him already?




well, she just called u a big brother. . . grin
Its like you have lost your sense of reasoning am I suppose to hate my brother? duh so if he's my brother that means I don't love him, When will you stop thinking with your black nyash undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:10am On May 16, 2011
Am having Fever cry cry
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 10:20am On May 16, 2011
^ kpele

@topic

New joint i see. But err bare wrk needz to b done in here mhan
Roof licking n errthing undecided undecided
Jacky wat u doin wiv all da money 4rm sales?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:25am On May 16, 2011
Chi-nwa its been ages! Were would u hide ur cylinder shaped head all these while?? grin grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 10:39am On May 16, 2011
Hahaha i don suffer! My head cylinder shaped abi? embarassed
Nwayz atleast u not cryin nmore smiley

Not bn hiding nwhere oo where did u search?
Jus been caught up wiv alot but on holiday now
How u enjoying da new joint?
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:47am On May 16, 2011
Aint enjoying the bar anyway! Just Grave all the time, am begining to wonda if all the peepz have turned Saints that they've opted drinking purewater instead of Drinks embarassed grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 10:50am On May 16, 2011
But u sef drink 2much. Look at da tym u awready in a bar undecided
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 10:56am On May 16, 2011
Err. . . I lost my Pair of shoe lastnyt, just drinking to forget the lad embarassed grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 11:00am On May 16, 2011


Lmao are u sure the loss dint cause any psychiatric injury too?  grin grin tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 11:06am On May 16, 2011
NaY not all!!! If there was to be any you would have alerted me for long based on Xperience grin grin tongue
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by oweniwe(m): 11:09am On May 16, 2011
El Guapo:

Err. . . I lost my Pair of shoe lastnyt, just drinking to forget the lad embarassed grin

=sings=
ogogoro na you cause am o. . . .

@ chi baby: hi baby, will you be my. . . =throat gets blocked= . . . Bar man, bring me spark!
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 11:16am On May 16, 2011
@Owen, Hey Osisikankwu it wasnt Ogogoro that caused my losing of my pair of shoe, i took 5 shots of tequillas and got into what i tink was an 'XtraordinarY State of Morphological View' and i must confess its a nice state to be always thats jxt it but i wasnt drunk tongue grin grin
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by chibaby5(f): 11:17am On May 16, 2011
El Guapo:

NaY not all!!! If there was to be any you would have alerted me for long based on Xperience grin grin tongue

 

Cheii El Guapo has truely gone mad. I warned u on ur huge thirst for alcohol err minute
Now look at ur condition  sad
But pls dnt b shinning those horrors u call teeth lyk dat they dangerous to 1z eyesight  tongue

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