Guy, you forgot the lubricant. Fire the congo, make una eyes clear! but, if she get belle, i no dey o!

WTF?

*this thread is very fake*

Na wa!!

Why dnt u dis-sunflower her and make her a daisy. Hiss. Sed how u ppl mistake lust for love

Don't do it.

From what I read, I don't think the girl possess the maturity or the confidence to make a decision like that. Neither do you, orignal poster.

If you dated and (after some time and interspection) decided you wanted to sleep together, then go for it. But a girl who wants to get laid then married immediatley doesn't sound like a sound person.

@ poster

she says she wants it ONCE AND FOR ALL

Hope u got the message.

Disflowering the young lady would make her useless.

For guys like us who keep healthy and wholesome relationships, we're reaping from it now.
Give it a second thought and say NO. My girl is clean and I'm proud of her.

So, keep Nairaland clean of dat old stuff.

No-Dont!!
Send me her number instead

This thread old oh.
@Poster, hope u achieved your heart desire

btech:

Disflowering the young lady would make her useless.

For guys like us who keep healthy and wholesome relationships, we're reaping from it now.
Give it a second thought and say NO. My girl is clean and I'm proud of her.

So, keep Nairaland clean of that old stuff.

hEY Dunck, who says a girl who aint a virgin is useless. .  . .Ode,what makeS you think the clean girl you dating is really a virgin. My girl aint  a virgin and am still proud of her because she's decent. Idiots like you end up doing nothing and some other dude does. Ode. 

fntekim:

This thread old oh.
@Poster, hope u achieved your heart desire

silly, exactly What I had in mind lmaO

"disflower" !

Hmmmmmmmmmm!


Disbush nko?

I am sure the poster would have disforested the babe by now rendering the whole place fallow not even for "bush farming"!

What foul language. . . disflower, moon, time, flow. . . and the rest of that village granny language!

Gosh! How nerve racking!

Switcher:

Never you ever,ever post where I've posted again because your posts have the effect like that of

pouring water on a duck. Retarded pervert. Get lost off this forum.

hahahhahaha . . .wetin be this. . never ever ko, never eba and garri ni. boy, you must have lost your mind, that must be the only explanation why you would think your empty, meaningless threat is actually going to scare someone o. but just to be nice, let me give you the satisfaction of thinking your threat left me shivering in my boot . SOB, no no no, don't you ever in your brainless useless skull call anyone retarded, when you've been parading yourself as Baba Suwe since you registered.
man, i think i just insulted baba suwe sef, the man has atleast some ounce of active grey cells, compared to the dead ones you've been carrying around.

now why don't you do me a favor and stop trying to be a westernized "nigga". it's very highly annoying.




_{Nairaland come see this o. . .yahoo yahoo boys dey plenty for this forum o}

Disflowering the young lady would make her useless.

For guys like us who keep healthy and wholesome relationships, we're reaping from it now.
Give it a second thought and say NO. My girl is clean and I'm proud of her.

So, keep Nairaland clean of that old stuff.

Oponu ni e. . . . . . .see this authentic mugu ''disflowering the young lady would make her useless?
U think we are still in the 1200BC? . . . .akue

Deflower ko. . .Deforestation ni. , ,

Switcher:

@morenike or whateva who cares,

You gat grey cells,huh u little f**k?Claiming good attributes to themselves.

yes, baby, i got grey cells. you dey vex? no be my fault God decided not to pass the good "attributes" to you. guess he was doing it for a reason. it's indeed better if most men don't think. things like that is reason why Iraq is in disarray.

[b]I may sound westernized [/b]to u, fool, but to ma niggazz who know

how I rhyme like, they g*nna feel me tight.

omo, why are you tyring so hard. . .is that the reason why you registered on Nairaland? American slang is not the thing!! how you rhyme? you mean the gibberish you've been posting? puhhhlllz!!

I've told ya to refrain

from associating with me.

are you not flattering yourself already? just because an advice was given, you dey claim associating? man, some people sha.

blowout in those shitty grey-g*nna- turn-green cells of urs!!!

huh!! NLers, come help me out with this one o. . . anyone ever heard of green cells?

Look, nigga, do not bark up this tree you're bout to get barked up,

this tree will fall on you

ok, which one is that now? metaphor? similie? personification? onomatopoeia? with you, we can't really tell. are you a dog? or you're using bark as another word for the gibberish you're typing? serious, help me out here

this tree will fall on you

thanks for describing your physical appearance. .

u little soldier, you aint ready for war,

another war? is this going to be WWIII? honey, you best have the best weapons and gadgets ready. . .the ones that can actually touch me through the net. . .i dnt think one has been created as of yet!!

So stop this childish shit, fucka, I'm grown

now this just got me cracking up!!! you sure you were not warning yourself?

_{switcher, if you could write a long sentence like this, why did they let you drop out?}

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!

This is insane, both of ya should get something more sane to do. . . . .kinda having a feelins both of ya gat crush on your selves. If its so, then be more positive cos you are at the right place (romannce forum)

hehehhe. . .me, am a married woman o. . .

Iice why you wan block those threads na. . .am enjoying this wacko

Switcher:

mugu,

so u asked her to block d thread, fool?

idiot. . reread my post
why would i want her to? you're my comdey tonight. . .now, keep typing, am enjoyin

fools bask fools

*shaking my head*

@morenike
Cheering and clapping for a mad man makes you mad too,y'know. Upgrade,girl