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| Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 8:47am On Oct 18, 2011 |
Guys pretend to be tough, impervious to pain, but the ironic thing is that the male E[/b]go is as fragile as an Egg esp when it connotes to Romantic issues. In a Situation where a Dude gets assaulted by a Lady possibly a [b]Slap or Some other despicable tort, it intends to portray a weak Image of the Man and offends his Personal dignity. In this critical stage, the Male ego is brought to light as it represents what may be called reason and common sense, It's also the source of defense mechanisms, which explains why it manifests itself in protective measure[b]s[/b] -- In other to make a statement for yourself as a Man, what would be your reaction/decision Per Say to a Lady's Assault?  N/B : I've not been assaulted eva in my Life by a Lady {Excluding NL where they even get to Spit on Me  }, therefore our opinions on this could count in a great waY for Me and evryother Dude!  |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Dyt(f): 8:49am On Oct 18, 2011 |
dey walk down 2 tk cigar n alcohol |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 8:57am On Oct 18, 2011 |
[size=14pt]Carry ya thread go Crime section abeg! I dey find loff, you dey ask me to chop slap, come tell you how slap be! Na wa o!  [/size] |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 9:02am On Oct 18, 2011 |
[size=14pt]Any way, NOTHING go make me beat woman. If she slap me, i go waka comot for im face, because i sabi vex too as a human bean. If na my girlfriend, i go put am for probation, if na my wife, when she don cool down, we go get some serious yarnings. . . # But i still dey reason why any woman go slap me!. . E nava happen before sha, and e no go happen!. . .[/size] |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 10:20am On Oct 18, 2011 |
Sexkillz We Guys are Loads of Inexplicable Character and happen to Do Unxpected at times. Most Guys wont beat a Lady who happen to assault them {Of Which am among them}, they'll rather handle such cases professionally and such measures are the Prime reasons i tend to see here on this thread! |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 10:24am On Oct 18, 2011 |
[size=14pt]^^Some guys no dey tolerate Gallivanting bullshitology sha! If woman slap dem one, na three she go chop!. . .[/size] |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by skydeep(f): 10:30am On Oct 18, 2011 |
I cant even slap a guy. That is a rude attitude. . Giving him a punch is preferable. 1 Like |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 10:35am On Oct 18, 2011 |
^^ Lol! You could get sued for that Lady!  sexkillz: Yup. . .Seen lotta of them do that, it aint really Advisable! |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by ikooko(m): 10:44am On Oct 18, 2011 |
What rubbish, Being a fool should not be misconstrued for being a gentleman. If a lady/woman is manner-less to slap me under whatever guise, she had better prepared for the consequences. |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by slimyem: 11:55am On Oct 18, 2011 |
never slapped a guy before but i plan on experimenting it pretty soon-just for the experience.:p |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by zealot4me(f): 12:23pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
sexkillz: wait till i com slap u |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by MMM2(m): 1:07pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
op she know dey fear face  anyway such things only happen 2 poor guyz  |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 1:22pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
^^ slimyem: Hehe. . .Jxt Praying Ur xperiment yield a Positive result  Some Guys can be heartless and wouldn't mind beating u as if u were of same gender wiv him |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
zealot4me:[size=14pt]Do sharp sharp abeg! Man pikin dey wait!. . .[/size] |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by MrCork17: 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Whaaaat? I will summersalt 3 times in the air and land wit a backhand slap on her jaws |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by slimyem: 1:50pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
El Guapo:beat me for what.the slap wont be for no just cause.it'd definitely be a well-deserved one.got a number of annoying guys around these days, |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by lindabon: 2:12pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
skydeep: @Post, I've never slapped a guy b4, neither have I slapped a girl sef. And no mate of mine, "boy/girl" has slapped me . . I no like trouble oooo abeg! |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Wislet(f): 2:21pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:If no be you, who else? Abeg somersault am 50 times, so dat by de time u recover, she go use ur bombom do football-----> straight to pluto. |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 2:22pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
@Slimyem -- Only if they admit they're annoying, trust Guys to be always right in their absurd acts!  @Linda -- Thats it, Could still be Forced to change ur Life's credo about Slapping Or assault when u bump on a hell of a Character. Mr, Cork: LmaO! Corky don't tell me u've been to China before, cos Only Jet Li does that  |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Demdem(m): 2:34pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
I doubt if this can ever happen to me. if it does i doubt if i will do anything will simply walk off. Does that mean i am weak? |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Ikroberts: 2:41pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
When a lady insult me i will keep quiet live. because i don't always talk i believed in actions |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nayah(f): 2:42pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
El Guapo qué tal mi hermano? No need to slap, violence means weakness for me, explanations are enough Actually a lot of guys prefer leaving to control themselves than talk, which is the best way to behave in this case |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 2:46pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
i*l just walk away. . . But sumhow*sumhow. . I*l make her cry. |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 2:48pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
woman don slap me before o, na play we they play o i just waka comot, kan threathen am for outside school, kai akata girls no good o, if u carry one for house, na everyday, she go dey dash u slap |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by DaDoctor: 2:56pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
IS THIS ACTUALLY ON THE FRONT PAGE? MOD WHY NA? |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by delekan(m): 3:07pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
I just ignore it and leave the scene as long as it is from a lady don't take it serious |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by jonex70(m): 3:08pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Better to leave her alone. She must be looking for death to slap me. |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nakingson: 3:08pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Display simple maturity, take a walk of course! But wait a moment, what on earth will make a sane guy (i mean a guy in his right mind) argue or get involved in anything that can bring quarel or such things that can lead to assault on him by a lady? If for any reason at all it happens, walking away is the best option. As a matter of fact she and even people around will salute & respect your courage for life. Those of us that are HAPPILY married will draw better wisdom & understanding here. Goodluck everyone. |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by MrsChima1(f): 3:09pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by DaDoctor: 3:11pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: MY LOVE. WHY ARE YOU USUALLY UNLUCKY IN MOST CASES? |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by MrsChima1(f): 3:12pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Da Doctor: Guilty? |
| Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Nobody: 3:13pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima:am yoruba, went to my village for six month, saw a man who brought out belt, and spanked the shiit out of his wife, i had to go and call my uncle! it depends on individuality, sum ppl just get crase like that |
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