Fickle:

[color=#006600]Ladies that come here all the time to brag and show off unnecessary values they don't possess in real life should please not say anything when people are making suggestions. The kind of deception and lies that goes on here is a source of concern. Most ladies here are single, desperate and lonely yet they come to prove whats not and even try to expose ladies with more than one ID or fake IDs instead of going about what they came to Nairaland for. Its very pathetic how ladies would claim not have dirt here only to add guys who display their yms on nairaland. I am sure my message is passed across to the right person. Next time I open a thread, mind your business at least its educative, people are learning & what guranty is there that its a fake thread or not. Don't claim to be a saint when you go about chasing Nland men. You rubbished me on my thread for what? You said I was seeking attention right? Who is having the last laugh now? I wont expose you because it would be a spectacle. But we will act like grown ups. Learn to be real.

Wislet:

Anyways, where I disagree with you is the supporting of the ladies all the time. That is a recipe for disaster. We have some really smart ladies here who would see through that 'niceness'/'solidarity' in no time to the scheme behind it.  

Baby geh, I get you wella. I understand where you're coming from. Like you said 'SOME SMART LADIES', meaning the rest are ----------?  

I saw through the "playboys" antics; that was why I made the list. When they're woman-wrappers, gullible- not-so-smart babes, fall for their BS. No offeincse. I don't want to mention names-- lol.

Fickle:


@Babe, nice one. Lets expose the truth. We all know most ladies here are easily carried away by men's write ups as it fills in for what they have been missing.

Yes, finally the truth is out!  

BABE!:

Hello cool peoples. Tenks for stopping by  I'll go straight to the point(s).


1) Your username must be appealing! For example; 2buff (lol), I'mHotterThanFire, LadiesMan, SexIsNotGoodForLittleChildren, IhaveSixPacks, ExtraSwag.

2)Don't be too desperate. Chill out. Don't go around asking for babes' phone numbers and email addies.

3)Concentrate/Focus on the Romance Section. Single ladies full ground for hia.

4)If you're fine enough, put your picture on your profile. If you're not, PLS DON'T BOTHER. If you want extra attention and you're not so fine, go steal a believable picture of a Fine man from the internet and claim it as yours. You don hammer be that! 

5)Post Sensibly. Don't be too LefuLefu-ish, or C0rk-ish, or 190-ish. Post like a normal human being.

6)ALWAYS SUPPORT THE LADIES! BE A MALE FEMINIST!
Don't hesitate to argue with your fellow men while you take the ladies' side (even when you know your argument is not making any sense).
Relax buddy- Take the insults hurled at you. You're earning cool points from the ladies! 

7)When you see that ladies have started noticing you; LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDY ON YOUR PROFILE. Leave it there! No remove am o! 


Now sit back and watch females fall for you, even when they know you have no intention of catching them . You'll thank me later. 

RUBBBISSH ADVISE!!

ismaeel86:

omolola was drooling over 190 because she thought he owns a mercedes 190.

BABE!:



5)Post Sensibly. Don't be too LefuLefu-ish, or C0rk-ish, or 190-ish. Post like a normal human being.
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ismaeel86:

OP really said the fact. username really helps a lot, i can remember most babes were after Kaymoney because of the money on its username, that is why freecocoa fell in money love with the guy. omolola was drooling over 190 because she thought he owns a mercedes 190.

on 2nd tot

Mrs, Chima:

Babe
Can you please direct me to the "player" book that SAFO claimed exist?  
It is sad that you a woman have to teach men how to snag toto.  

190_@:



add me on my BB -
im takin it off rite away

ismaeel86:

OP really said the fact. username really helps a lot, i can remember most babes were after Kaymoney because of the money on its username, that is why freecocoa fell in money love with the guy. omolola was drooling over 190 because she thought he owns a mercedes 190.

omega25red:

Goodness for someone who hasn't been on NL for 3 months you sure have a lot of drama going on with you and your post is such a buzz kill for a thread that was so interesting.
way to go buzz killington

kpolli:

BABE if those r the rules, then I wud never get laid here. . . . Am not a feminist

coogar:

then you need to step up your game.
babe's rules are foolproof. i have tried it out and it worked a treat!

if you need tips, change that username of yours - it's too toutish.
try something like "bugatti-boy" and watch fickle, nayah, pendo and natasha harass you with love.

kpolli:

not interested. . . . The name "kpolli" is already a brand. . . can't drop it for punny

coogar:

then you need to step up your game.
babe's rules are foolproof. i have tried it out and it worked a treat!
if you need tips, change that username of yours - it's too toutish.
try something like "bugatti-boy" and watch fickle, nayah, pendo and natasha harass you with love.

kpolli:

BABE if those r the rules, then I wud never get laid here. . . . Am not a feminist

Oh well-- Then this manual is not for you. I may come up with another manual.   You will probably benefit from that.

lefulefu:

BABE na wich kind craze woman hair u come wear for head?

Na Indiana wig aka dorthoty show me your color

190_@:



Na Indiana wig aka dorthoty show me your color

coogar:

then you need to step up your game.
babe's rules are foolproof. i have tried it out and it worked a treat!

if you need tips, change that username of yours - it's too toutish.
try something like "bugatti-boy" and watch fickle, nayah, pendo and natasha harass you with love.

190_@:

^the question remains

do they ever log out or in pidgin dem dey gree log out

ive been off NL for months now and even dou i still pop in and out of here

you still see people who have built mansions on nairaland from bricks and cement

and the annonying tin is they aint getting paid

kai - God don tire 4 some people sef - this was clearly not the plans he had for them  

Omo_ghetto:

Bawo ni ti yin se yato. sebi ibiyi ni iwo na te eba si tele. o kan lo la ti fi yan awon eyan pe iwo na le kuro ni nland. iyen gan o so pe ibi yi kan ni aye re wa. aye, gbo gbo eniyan soro, eleyi na lenu. ki oju eyen to da bi oju orofo. awon ti o da fun okun rin tabi obinrin na lo ma n ki gbe ni bi. olori tambolo

how are you different from the rest. is this not where u built your own castle before. u just left for a while to prove a point that you can stay away too but that does not change the fact that your life revolves around nland. life. this place people talk too much out of ugliness.

Omo Ghetto - chop knuckle

Your father would be very proud of you

Olodo

Omo_ghetto:

gbo gbo eyan fe dabi wan kin te eba si bi. nairalandu, awon eyan ni bi ma n paro gan. olorun maje, awon sugomu fe ma fun mi ni koko je. awa jasi, eyin me lo. ele ku ro ni bi.

Omo_ghetto:

gbo gbo eyan fe dabi wan kin te eba si bi. nairalandu, awon eyan ni bi ma n paro gan. olorun maje, awon sugomu fe ma fun mi ni koko je. awa jasi, eyin me lo. ele ku ro ni bi.

190_@:



Omo Ghetto - chop knuckle

Your father would be very proud of you

Olodo