@OLU,as my sis told you we don't do facebook things cos if I put my face there trust me dem go thief am.


@Basic take time o,how will you say our gifted star is copying from a book?anyways I see you've mellowed so we forgive you.


@Paddy I see you are having fun,me just come see whether lola don show,I dey watch film, make I continue.

@Mashino,ba ka gan ni kwo? Ba damuwa,do your thing.

Cocoalario,mama i jus dey freestyle na too much glucose u dey see so,oya enter set my sugar level don die down.Its ur turn to run entertainment as we don volunteer to help dat small yansh lollipop,we gats endeavour to keep d fans on d go wiv correct collabo,oya run d microphone.Areaaaaa!!

^sempe for you mama,you get mouth die,who dem be na?dem no dey fear face?abi dem fry craze give dem chop?tuale for you joor,me just dey come back from where I go change the film wey I been buy o, for now I gats go,we go continue parole when I ball in later. Respect.


@Lola, you gats drop something when you come back o cos if not for Bado,your fans for don vex ask for refund of their airtime.

@Idowuogbo & Freecocoa. This your clique sha I bow o. Eyin iya o! Atorijapa atidijoronro. Mo juba eyin iya eleye ton ke sio sio l'oru o!

freecocoa:



@Mashino,ba ka gan ni kwo? Ba damuwa,do your thing.

ni ban gane ba fa

Basics007:

@Marscherano(abi wetin dem dey call you) and Idowuogbo. E pele o voltrons. Defender of the defenceless. Chillax. If you guys cant take a piece of humor pls leave it for the OP biko.

Oga Basic b4 u start spikin abt humor and showing off your anger

bera knw i am acidic.

and if the name is too long for you. you can call me MASH.

mashnino:

ni ban gane ba fa

Baza ka gane mana,mscheeew,you go me see just close your ido as if baka gani ni ba.

mashnino:

Oga Basic b4 u start spikin abt humor and showing off your anger

bera knw i am acidic.
and if the name is too long for you. you can call me MASH.

Na wa ooooo,

He's on fire,he's on fire take the fire extinguish him.

Oh see as you dey troway tone looool

@ Coco, mash and ID

Thanks o, for the entertainment and for springing to my defense, even when I wasn't here to defend myself . He said he was joking though. We have forgiven!

@ID
So it's Enabo that is tripping you abi? That razz guy!

^Razz is d new cool get with it madam,Enabo rocks!.I love razz people hence y cocoa remains my nl favourite collabo.

mayoroflag:

classic. read in 2 hrs,

Help, I'm stuck!

mayoroflag:

@Lola.luv

So na so u don dey striptease people since 2 months. You be punisha o!!!

ayofeokin:

if i was asked,  wah made u join nairaland,  i go tel em,  na lola.luv campus blues o,  d story jus gets betta n betta n as 4 your writing skillz,  hatz off to dat,  your 2 good,  anxiously waiting to see ao d story wud end,  

olumolar55:

@lola.luv, I salute your writing and story telling skills,  we are waiting on your post na,  you too dey keep us in a suspense too much na.

Thank you all!  
I appreciate!

olumolar55:

@idowuogbo, A special PA to Lola.luv,  you are fighting a very defensive fight for lola.luv,

Keep on the good fight,  I lov that!!!

To all Lola.luv fans let us be patience and give the babe a little space to run her things,  remember this is olny a hobby not a paid job!!!!

Thanks so much! You so much hit the nail on the head!

@ID

Hmmmn! I get you sha!

@freecoco and ID

Kai, you ladies shud be in a comedy house somewhere, doing freestyling!

freecocoa:

Baza ka gane mana,mscheeew,you go me see just close your ido as if baka gani ni ba.

I'm sowie "sincerely",

on my knees "ina jiran ki" ki tamakaini tashiwa,

ki yi hakuri

mashnino:

I'm sowie "sincerely",

on my knees "ina jiran ki" ki tamakaini tashiwa,

ki yi hakuri

sabo da you are my inlaw ka tahsi.
How you been? Ka na nan lafia ko?

lola.luv:

@freecoco and ID

Kai, you ladies shud be in a comedy house somewhere, doing freestyling!

Hey sugar,good to see you even though you refused to sell ankara to me on credit thereby making me not go to the award with you,I forgive you sha,do bring another episode o,fans done dey bone small small o and we want that not.

We are seriously working on that o,na small thing remain,thank you for allowing practice on your thread sha.

freecocoa:

sabo da you are my inlaw ka tahsi.
How you been? Ka na nan lafia ko?

fankx so much

ki zo YIM. Ina jiran ki

Like this.

saw this alert updated.
Pls everyone shd be at alert.
And the FG shd step up and end this.
This is becoming unreasonable.

The msg reads:

Please, instruct your Ministers & all Christians you
know in the North to leave or find safe-havens.
Northern Islamic fundamentalist are planning
JIHAD; Total Massacre of our Brethren in the
North,
from Mid-night of tomorrow Friday 13th Jan 2012 while quoting the Qur'an of Surah chpt. 2 : 216, 190,
191 & 195. A lot of NYSC corpers have already been
told
by their state coordinators to relocate to nearest
military or police barracks. If this should happen
then Nigeria is on a brink of a Religious Ethnic war.

Basics007:

@Idowuogbo & Freecocoa. This your clique sha I bow o. Eyin iya o! Atorijapa atidijoronro. Mo juba eyin iya eleye ton ke sio sio l'oru o!

Ewo u b Fadeyi Oloro nephew ni,dose tins u talk at d end no move me o.Infact as I dey recite am my buskiee begin cry,u sure its not something u say to scare dogs.

lola.luv:

@freecoco and ID

Kai, you ladies shud be in a comedy house somewhere, doing freestyling!

Don't worry we will soon print tour tickets,am sure wen we explode into d scene u guys go turn oliver twist,u gon always beg for more.


@cocoalet

Oya swagga dem

*she switches on akpako ridim for her*

Nneka show me your front,let's see d ojoro for ya front.

D tin wan dey make man highhhh,omo it dey make wanna high o.

Nneka show me your bck,let's see d caterpillar attack.

D tin wan dey make man highhh,omo it dey make me wan highhhh o.

Kpolikpoli likpoli yaaaaa , omo it make man highhhh ooo.

^
*Adjusts my bumbshort and starts to dance*

Oya check me now and you go see me now,and me ah turning around see me always,always, always bam bam oya tile tile watta bam bam,call me watta bam bam,see my buda,buda,buda bam bam.

Sapili lele sapi lipopila o wee,see me a see you come wine up for me now o wee.king kon pon de street me no slop on the rhymes,yo yo yo yo me sing me sing.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah o no no no no eh o no no no no eh ah ah ah ah,oya gboko get to you get to you watta gwan pon de system,gbaguan,intellectual cocoa rap pon de microphone,let's go.

I say nneka show your front let's the ojoro for your front muah the thing dey make man wan dey come day high,omo it dey make me dey high.

Nneka show me your back,let's see the caterpillar attack,the thing the make man wan dey come dey high,omo it dey make dey high.

Everybody say wokili wokili wokili woki woki wo.
Iwo iwo iwokili wokili woki wo,it dey make a man good a want to dey dey woki wo,awon ya wonya wonya wonya n wyn wyn wyn wyn a wyn wyn wyn wyn wyn.
Mix dem mix dem me dey pon de high,omo you dey make me high.

Oya tease me,I be dey ginger girl,I be dey swagger girl girl,see my backside bam bam,oya tile watta bam bam.popili popoli popi wyn.muah.


Chei Terry G dey mental on a not repairable level,oboy see song.

^^^^^

Both of una no well oo

lmfao

^
Na wetin everybody dey tell me o but any time I go hospital for treatment,doctor go say"you are perfectly healthy" I no even know who to believe sef,doc or people?but wait o,I think i believe the doc cos I feel perfectly alright.

Una wel done o.
Mesiere to everybody!
Coco, I know you've been askin me to update, bt some stuffs came up. Or rather, I am about starting some stuffs I neglected.
The next 3 wks will be crazy. . . .
I won't be able to update for now. I'm so so so sorry
*sad*

^^^

not cool

@lola.luv, Heba !!!! no story update for 3 solid good weeks !!!!!, Ya NL fans go go on strike ooo,


to all lola.luv fans, lets mobilise to go on strike, meeting place is @Idowuogbo and @FreeCocoa yard.

lola.luv.today is not april 1.abeg stop dat kind play abeg.for 3 weeks.chai u wan scatter person head.oya post one last long 1 before u go

Dunno what makes this thread tick, if it's d freestyling, or lola's story, nways, all man: chop knuckle; una cabal na im tyt pass,
Lola abeg nor dull us o!!!

mashnino:

^^^^^

Both of una no well oo

lmfao

We well die gba beeee,we well sotey National Health of Assembly dey prescribe us for Chemist for people like u wey no well.Oh boi u berra go buy ur guaranteed solution, wokli wokli yaaaa omo we dey man higgghhh on.

@cocoa

Omo u jus make me loose control we dat ur buda buda buda bam bam,anyways notin spoil me sef mount like aboki cctv 4 ur side.Madam dis place don dey sedimentary o,how we go organise correct stizzle wey we go tek gingerfy am bck to elementary level,enter quick abeg so we fit illustrate how zanga go better.Gbosa!! 4 u my left bumchick

Ah paddy me,lola wan spoil mood for us but we go forgive her sha,on the gingerfying levels,I dey cook oha soup,you know we gats feed audience before them para vex,so on how I cook finish I go dish give all man,but seriously this our star sabi tease person o,I dey pity oga sha.

Idowuogbo:

We well die gba beeee,we well sotey National Health of Assembly dey prescribe us for Chemist for people like u wey no well.Oh boi u berra go buy your guaranteed solution, wokli wokli yaaaa omo we dey man higgghhh on.

@cocoa

Omo u jus make me loose control we dat your buda buda buda bam bam,anyways notin spoil me sef mount like aboki cctv 4 your side.Madam dis place don dey sedimentary o,how we go organise correct stizzle wey we go tek gingerfy am bck to elementary level,enter quick abeg so we fit illustrate how zanga go better.Gbosa!! 4 u my left bumchick

Criously!!!!

where this gal come from?

laff wan tear my belle ooo

mashnino:

Criously!!!!

where this gal come from?

laff wan tear my belle ooo

The gal has a name,she name Badosky u understand wah mi ah sey

*she continues to extinguish in her jamofied accent*

Buoy mi cummm from d United state of Zanga,dats y mi passport say mi ah Zangerian.Y u so up ina mi razzzclart business u ah CSI,respect yurself uno and no let mi bex run up your razzzwholeeeee.

freecocoa:

Ah paddy me,lola wan spoil mood for us but we go forgive her sha,on the gingerfying levels,I dey cook oha soup,you know we gats feed audience before them para vex,so on how I cook finish I go dish give all man,but seriously this our star sabi tease person o,I dey pity oga sha.

Madam no mind lollipop o, she jus wan dey do anyhow, if I register her case nau una go begin ask me y monkey dey lem eba.Which oga u dey pity,oh gal Taaaaa!!!! Stop she be and stop so be,wen u start 2 pity u loose equity, wen u loose equity omo na charity feel help ur case.BUYAKASHA!!!!!!