dayokanu:

Pls I need someone to fight.

who can hook me up pls

You people sef, i have not read this thread yet but from glancing at the last 2 pages, all i can see is the thorn-in-the-flesh/pain-in-the-men's-yansh TOH blessing everyone and even the enigmatic Dafidi taking a breather from his wind-up-merchant-role-on-anything-feminine, to equally spread God's blessing, so where u see fight!

Okay agreed the thread was opened by the quiet can't say boo to a goat Moremi2008 but everything is going swimmingly well with everyone holding hands and shouting God bless you. I am even impressed by the calmness being displayed by Coogar. Wow, you guys keep this up. You see it is not that hard being a peaceful person like I have always preached

Busy_body:


You people sef, i have not read this thread yet but from glancing at the last 2 pages, all i can see is the thorn-in-the-flesh/pain-in-the-men's-yansh TOH blessing everyone and even the enigmatic Dafidi taking a breather from his wind-up-merchant-role-on-anything-feminine, to equally spread God's blessing, so where u see fight!

Okay agreed the thread was opened by the quiet can't say boo to a goat Moremi2008 but everything is going swimmingly well with everyone holding hands and shouting God bless you. I am even impressed by the calmness being displayed by Coogar. Wow, you guys keep this up. You see it is not that hard being a peaceful person like I have always preached

Nah me you dey call goat?!!! Oya, come kneel before me for a blessing!

moremi2008:

Nah me you dey call goat?!!! Oya, come kneel before me for a blessing!

why would i call you a common goat, i know my place as a woman and respectfully called you an he-goat, so no need to tell me to kneel down for you in public biko, spare my blushes

Cannot remember when last i had such a good laugh.
I think I have to stark stalking some people here- just to get my fair share of laughter

Busy_body:

why would i call you a common goat, i know my place as a woman and respectfully called you an he-goat, so no need to tell me to kneel down for you in public biko, spare my blushes

"He-Goat" - I like that title much better! Oya come kneel down for another blessing!

*unzips fly*

moremi2008:

"He-Goat" - I like that title much better! Oya come kneel down for another blessing!

*unzips fly*

Now behave yourself before i take a knife to that periwinkle of yours, we are gathered here to find you a wife, so put it away before you mentally scare her for life. We will try our utmost best to convince her you are a virgin so your secret can be safe, and by the time you unveil your periwinkle in its 2-inches glory on your wedding night, she would have signed the dotted-line-of-no-return and have no choice than to love you warts and all forever and I HOPE she has a few surprises to reveal to you too after the wedding

See marriage is not that bad afterall

Busy_body:

Now behave yourself before i take a knife to that periwinkle of yours, we are gathered here to find you a wife, so put it away before you mentally scare her for life. We will try our utmost best to convince her you are a virgin so your secret can be safe, and by the time you unveil your periwinkle in its 2-inches glory on your wedding night, she would have signed the dotted-line-of-no-return and have no choice than to love you warts and all forever and I HOPE she has a few surprises to reveal to you too after the wedding

See marriage is not that bad afterall

You are a mean, mean woman! Go away! I am never talking to you again, EVER!

*goes back to harassing TOH*

moremi2008:

You are a mean, mean woman! Go away! I am never talking to you again, EVER! 

*goes back to harassing TOH*

Awww baby didn't mean for it to come out like that honestly. . .I am a very private person too but if it helps, do you know that I had 29 babies in 29 years for Sagamite with his magnifisque one and half inch long chipolata sausage Hey this is between you and I only, don't want words getting out that I only married him for his money and the fact that he is royalty

Busy_body:

Awww baby didn't mean for it to come out like that honestly. . .I am a very private person too but if it helps, do you know that I had 29 babies in 29 years for Sagamite with his magnifisque one and half inch long chipolata sausage Hey this is between you and I only, don't want words getting out that I only married him for his money and the fact that he is royalty  

You're hysterical. I like you.

I shall reserve a seat of glory for you in my kingdom!

moremi2008:

You're hysterical. I like you.

I shall reserve a seat of glory for you in my kingdom!

Your kingdom, your kingdom, pah, i don't think there is any whose kingdom can surpass that of my Husband Sagamite, na Sagamite oh incase you didn't get the name right the first time. . .

And hystewetin una call me just now, you just wait till i get a dictionary, you will see Berra start quivering in your boots

Busy_body:


Your kingdom, your kingdom, pah, i don't think there is any whose kingdom can surpass that of my Husband Sagamite, na Sagamite oh incase you didn't get the name right the first time. . .

And hystewetin una call me just now, you just wait till i get a dictionary, you will see Berra start quivering in your boots

It's a bit tragic that you're wasting your beauty and talent with Shagamumu. The poor boy can't even get into Wharton! He's not worth it. Come roll with me, I'll show the the world and all its glory.

moremi2008:

It's a bit tragic that you're wasting your beauty and talent with Shagamumu. The poor boy can't even get into Wharton! He's not worth it. Come roll with me,  I'll show the the world and all its glory.

See as this one just made me reveal Sagamite's secrets for nothing.

i am talking "show me the money", you are talking "show me the World" wharra timewaster, abeg, NEXT

Busy_body:

See as this one just made me reveal Sagamite's secrets for nothing.

i am talking "show me the money", you are talking "show me the World" wharra timewaster, abeg, NEXT

vvvvvvvv ====== There you go! Convinced?

^ lmao

moremi2008:

It's a bit tragic that you're wasting your beauty and talent with Shagamumu. The poor boy can't even get into Wharton! He's not worth it. Come roll with me, I'll show the the world and all its glory.

Just continue [i]w[/i]anking because women will never want the earth-worm between your legs.

You can keep on hating that sexy women like Busy-body are always calling me over for weekend marathons.

Sagamite:

Just continue [i]w[/i]anking because women will never want the earth-worm between your legs.

You can keep on hating that sexy women like Busy-body are always calling me over for weekend marathons.

That's not what we just heard oh! Marathon on top 1.5in? You've been smoking that ish again. Don't you have GMAT remedial classes to attend? Or dumpsters to thoroughly investigate?

moremi2008:

That's not what we just heard oh! Marathon on top 1.5in? You've been smoking that ish again. Don't you have GMAT remedial classes to attend? Or dumpsters to thoroughly investigate?

Cretin, they love my rod and brains. Girls don't go for daft guys like you, go DIY.

^^*vomits*

queensmith:

^^*vomits*

Obviously the rod and the brains is not available to girls of your class. Not even if all women in the world was like you.

If all women in the world were like you, I will rather copy moremi and DIY. The only difference is, unlike him, I will have something significant to hold.

Thank God there are many beautiful women in the world though.

You people sef, i have not read this thread yet but from glancing at the last 2 pages, all i can see is the thorn-in-the-flesh/pain-in-the-men's-yansh TOH blessing everyone and even the enigmatic Dafidi taking a breather from his wind-up-merchant-role-on-anything-feminine, to equally spread God's blessing, so where u see fight!

hahhahahha. and how is that MY fault? Anyway what else is there to do but bless my admirers? abi?

You this troublemaker in disguise, wetin dey

ThiefOfHearts:

Cantell, I dont believe Ive argued with you before. Are you new? 

Yes, i just registered.
But i can vividly remember i kicked someone's assz around last year, with the same username as yours.
Don't tell me it's you, cos it'd be like old times.lol

Sounds like you're confusing me with another, son.

TOH, lmao

the stay ''blessed'' was just hilarious and you really made me laugh

where did you get the blessed from?
how is the weather yonder?

ThiefOfHearts:

Sounds like you're confusing me with another, son.

Nah. The bad jawline and the funky face was a dead giveaway.
It's definitely you.

cantell:

Nah. The bad jawline and the funky face was a dead giveaway.
It's definitely you.

This is coming from someone that looks like an armed robber?

** Singing **

Wowo, monkey wowo, but hin mama like am, ewo monkey wowo. . . .

Sagamite:

This is coming from someone that looks like an armed robber?

Still better than your deadbeat father.
Assz kisser!

cantell:

Still better than your deadbeat father.
Assz kisser!

Stop speaking about your life.

I see cantell is another one of my wounded Igbo admirers. Dude stop looking to join the party. You werent on the guest list. Go play in the mud with the rest of your family. 

armyofone:

TOH, lmao

the stay ''blessed'' was just hilarious and you really made me laugh 

where did you get the blessed from?
how is the weather yonder?

Dont mind me jare  What more can one do than bless asinwins 

This weather isnt making any sense. abeg 

ThiefOfHearts:

I see cantell is another one of my wounded Igbo admirers. Dude stop looking to join the party. You werent on the guest list. Go play in the mud with the rest of your family. 

You may be a powerhouse to cheap punkz like sagamumu and others, but to me, you're just a blown out fuse.
So take ur fantasy guest list & shove it up ur tight little assz.

Then u have someone waiting on u, at ur beck and call. she cooks ur food, serves u, could help with ur laundry, keep ur home front and might even contribute to finances. I even think its more fun for guys sef. For women all u get is that ure a Mrs and people could respect u or snigger less about you finish.

Sadmama, this is "21st century" these things are not obtainable anymore from our "21st century" ladies.

^^ yes, just like we no longer require 21st century men to fight lions and tigers with their bare hands.

And dear lawd where is that post? I will like to hit the writer over the head, i will very much like to do so. Whoever it is, is a true idiot. He just equivaleted getting a mrs to getting a servant, i cant, i just cannot