Damoche10:

The worst thing that I hve done was to bleep three sisters, dated the one in the middle, didn't know the stories she was feeding her two sisters with. All of a sudden she brought the younger one to my house and we got connected instantly. When the sister went back to school she was always coming my house and decided not to go back home one night and we stayed up all through the night fighting KARATE then came their eldest sister too, who really wanted to know me, we met at my office cos she came marketing and probably had seen my pix on her sister's phone. Excuse me, are u Damoche? Got connected too. She waited for four solid hours till I closed from work, went to a bar, got high and went home together, U can Imagine when d YAWA BURST!!!!!! Wasn't funny at all!!!!!! They all wanted it dough but we are best of enemies today, Guess wot? I moved out of the area.

av seen bad boys but u be *badest*

Worst i did was call my babe when i was konjified and she told me she'll come later after i had waited and she didn't come till it was evening, i just made another call to an attach, behold my night was tight that she even promised to come again in the morning. When it was morning, i told her not to come cuz i was going somewhere. I don discharge her sha but she still dey keep in touch once in a while.

The worst I did was to have my friend fu.c.k and video my gf(who had already turn ex) when she stole my 60k 
this same b.i.tch once stole my fone ooo!!!

Damoche10:

The worst thing that I hve done was to bleep three sisters, dated the one in the middle, didn't know the stories she was feeding her two sisters with. All of a sudden she brought the younger one to my house and we got connected instantly. When the sister went back to school she was always coming my house and decided not to go back home one night and we stayed up all through the night fighting KARATE then came their eldest sister too, who really wanted to know me, we met at my office cos she came marketing and probably had seen my pix on her sister's phone. Excuse me, are u Damoche? Got connected too. She waited for four solid hours till I closed from work, went to a bar, got high and went home together, U can Imagine when d YAWA BURST!!!!!! Wasn't funny at all!!!!!! They all wanted it dough but we are best of enemies today, Guess wot? I moved out of the area.

3 sisters? ? U are a veri badt boi (no offence)

I am doing it right now with no regrets.

Weffin make I do na? Them bring am, I do am and discharge the three of them, weffin I do bad? Wat was left was their mum cos na only three of them be bleepable babe for the house

Anyone Watch Date Night? Something like that *Almost* Happened. . .

thomasvl1:

worst thing ive done is to be honent, cause nigerian men apparently dont appreciate it

Being honest is not worth it cos they will take u for a fool!!!  

HQ:

Anyone Watch Date Night? Something like that *Almost* Happened. . .

aaaah!!!!! Thank God you r alive!!!

Men, I just called my girlfriend,,,she told me she is in class

Should I be worried?

^ Maybe a Special Mentorship session with the Professor. . . Got any problems with that?

But honestly men (and even women) for here bad gaan o

I am just full of dread and admiration!!

@HQ the professor was giving her #AOC since she's one of his best student!

Hmmmmmmmmm,

Scarpon:

Video taped my girls Unclad while she was asleep ( i hide am sha) am gonna bust it out on the internet any day she cheat again

Please by the mercies of God and womanhood, don't. From a bruva to another.

@all u 'predators', maybe it's some of ur 'preys' that posts stuffs like 'help, my bf is shagging my sistas' on NL. I'm just saying!

ti-ebe:

Please all you self righteous pple should stop hounding others for saying the worst things they've done.

I quite agree with you on one hand abt allowing people speak abt their worst, no one is a judge buh people shd show some remorse (at least). 3 sisters and still talking abt their mother in some kinda manner, that's over the edge i'd say.

@Poster.well done. This is the most interesting post I have seen in this section of nairaland,

I Went clubbing with my gurlfriends (didnt tell my bf) a thing my ex boyfriend doesn't approve,. . . And unfortunately for me, i met him there, right there in the club. . .

Honestly I don't think I can say that on here.

But I will say another worst one, I told my bf that I will call him in 5 min, I ended up calling back the next day.  


I know some people were expecting something epic sorry to disappoint.  

naijababe2:

I Went clubbing with my gurlfriends (didnt tell my bf) a thing my ex boyfriend doesn't approve,. . . And unfortunately for me, i met him there, right there in the club. . .

if he likes clubbing, why will he disapprove?

@Rokiatu your story aint real cuz it looks like you fabricated it,

eemmason:

@HQ the professor was giving her #AOC since she's one of his best student!

Hmmmmmmm. . .I think u should be Worried!

i done laugh kill my self for here, c badt guyz

funny thread. Lwkmd

The worst thing I ever did was fall asleep in the middle of Oga Chima's strip tease performance.

@mrs Chima hahahaahahahahaha that was mean lol

@ damoche10 thank you *takes a bow*

@ kills eat your words!

eemmason:

@Rokiatu your story aint real cuz it looks like you fabricated it,

Believe what you want to believe I could care less.

U̶̲̥̅̊ go fear badt pipus on d prowl na,neways mine was, i dey come*scrams*

dated a guy jst few houses frm ma house fr 4 yrs nd ma parents never knew.wld cme bk frm school nd stay in hs house fr a week and wen i want to go home,will leave his house at dusk and take a 20 bike to ma house.if i want to go bk to school frm his house,he wl drop me off at the park as early as 5.30.ma parents never liked him bt i loved him.unfortunately he died 2009.