Skii:

Why on Earth would I not compare women with cars?! Of course they share every similarity!!

Which man in the house here doesn't know that Mercedes Benz 190, BMW 3-series and all those German cars consume fuel alot? But what still makes us go for them? THE PRESTIGE and the SOUND of THE ENGINE,,,,VROOMMM

So it is with girls, we see them, we know and think to ourselves ",,,,kai, this one go cost o,,," but in the end we still go for them, cos we want to "enjoy" the riiidddeee,,,,!!!

Instead of them (that can't afford it) to go for the Toyotas, Nissans, Mitsubishis that is the coat according to their size, that doesn't require much maintenance, good fuel economy,,,ehn,,,,the type of girl, sorry excuse me, Japanese car, that you can switch on the AC inside hold up

Try that one with German car na?

You go hia wehn!!

moremi2008:

The day I find a woman like you have described above, I will marry her on the spot. Aunty CC, you never jam correct Lagos girl. You have not even hit the something more than once and she's already hinting that her Blackberry is "acting-up". The good Lord help you if you fall into the claws of a true Lagos big girl, the type that carries $2,000 handbags! Your own don finish be dat cuz she's gonna want a new handbag every month (plus matching $800 shoes), plus a couple of trips a year to come see you in America plus vacation to Dubai or Paris! Awon onigbese buruku! I used to fall for those tricks when I was younger and kitty was shacking me; but not anymore. These days, the most I'll do is pay for dinner or whatever and buy her a gift on her birthday and for Xmas (nothing too expensive). A woman that loves you will stay with you even if you're not spending big bucks on her.

However, most women are greedy gluttons; they will chop your money until their bele bursts from over-chopping. All they ever give in return is sex and occasional mediocre cooking. I have a friend here in the U.S. whose girlfriend was using his money to build a house for her parents in their hometown!!! They weren't even married or engaged yet! Chai! Thank God for the girl's friend who mistakenly jabo'ed, he would never have found out because the girl is a champion liar and extortionist.

Gaggi: @tariyour
What is special about d post that u had to quote a million times over? SMH at these followers.
I hope CC knws that very few guys are that dependent on women. Imagine waiting for a woman to wash ur boxers, clean ur home or ur environment. Who does that? A lot of men are neat freak. Personally, when i was a young student babes used to come to ma crib and find nothing to do. Everywhere was as squeaky clean as they come. Most of my friends too are like that.
Women tend to overrate themselves. Any man depending on a woman is stupid. Get a housemaid instead and pay the wages.
Women have to stop feeling that men owe them because they sweep the room they slept in with a man or they washed the bedspread they slept on with a man.

Exponental: My babe has always been an asset to me while my car a liability. Ever since I av her, I've had 4 diff cars n she's still my precious!
Car is more expensive, I spend to maintain my car, but I invest in her 2 av a better future.

chaircover:

Haaaaaa!!!Its not your fault oooooo!!!

Its the fault of the one or two women that you have met that have dared asked you to pay for their meatpies at Mr Biggs

. . . .Meanwhile, these same termites as you call them come visit you, sweep your dirty floor, pick up your smelly boxers off your smelly floor, go to market on okada in the hot blazing sun to buy foodstuffs to make you the first decent meal that you would have had that week, come back cook, do a bit of washing; scrubbing with shoe brush those dirty white collars & cuffs that have turned brown

And If they make the mistake of visiting on Environmental day, will be there in "knicker" with the other neighbours helping you to clear your dirty smelly gutter, go back in and dust on top of your TV & bookshelf that has dust 6 inches high and then at night you maul her, testing all the styles you learnt off the porrn channel . . . . should I go on . . . . chei women don suffer . . . It is well oooooooo

Thank God for my militant mother and the only place I was allowed to go was to blend pepper on the same street. Then i thought that her own was too much but now I thoroughly appreciate the "imprisonment"

And BTW who are these 2 that liked Moremi's post iru kan kan oun

Women she una don hear . . .stop asking these cheapskates for things. Earn your own money and hold your heads high

Gaggi:

I can't figure out what dis daft guy is writing. How did u get a car or a job or even a girlfriend? U should spend time worrying about educating yourself instead of day dreaming about a car or a career and a girlfriend.. olodo.

Gawddammit!

Heck: btw Gaggi & Utenz, nothing spoil. D guy needs some schooling. I too couldn't make a tail out of his post.
Per CHAIRCOVER, she is erudite. Her type no dey again. What we see these days are padded BOOBS with smelly c.un.t to add.
Sometimes u hv to prepare a list for d one that wants to cook. Else ur graduate babe will annoy u with terrible spellings. Meat goes for mit. Tomatoes is spelt thumatu. Endless pains with women. They are so manipulative that their lies & tricks become clichés.

What can a guy do. U cannot masturbate forever. U have to push some cash into bins just to ensure she is happy enough to open her legs well enough for d hell bound joy. Some of them have fish brains that when scheming for marriage they try to nice up forgetting that character rarely hides.

Pls CHAIRCOVER dont blame guys for allowing the gamy extortion from babes. So long as u have a car (de call it pr.ick) u need fuel. However u get d fuel, ur ache. My nebo went to brothel d other day to release tension telling me all hole na hole.

Things de happen o. Last wk while BM played RM, my idiotic babe walked in & changed channel to Magic plus (dstv 115) asking why I always waste time watching adults running around field pursuing one football. What do I do, swallowed saliva and moved out to a viewing centre. Thanks for your observation rap Man. At least after all your parody u proffer your opinion. Meanwhile i advice dat + all ur education get morals.

Women are necessary nonsense, try to get the 2 (car & babe).

Heck: btw Gaggi & Utenz, nothing spoil. D guy needs some schooling. I too couldn't make a tail out of his post.
Per CHAIRCOVER, she is erudite. Her type no dey again. What we see these days are padded BOOBS with smelly c.un.t to add.
Sometimes u hv to prepare a list for d one that wants to cook. Else ur graduate babe will annoy u with terrible spellings. Meat goes for mit. Tomatoes is spelt thumatu. Endless pains with women. They are so manipulative that their lies & tricks become clichés.

What can a guy do. U cannot masturbate forever. U have to push some cash into bins just to ensure she is happy enough to open her legs well enough for d hell bound joy. Some of them have fish brains that when scheming for marriage they try to nice up forgetting that character rarely hides.

Pls CHAIRCOVER dont blame guys for allowing the gamy extortion from babes. So long as u have a car (de call it pr.ick) u need fuel. However u get d fuel, ur ache. My nebo went to brothel d other day to release tension telling me all hole na hole.

Things de happen o. Last wk while BM played RM, my idiotic babe walked in & changed channel to Magic plus (dstv 115) asking why I always waste time watching adults running around field pursuing one football. What do I do, swallowed saliva and moved out to a viewing centre.

Women are necessary nonsense, try to get the 2 (car & babe).

jay bee: A car depreciates in value the moment you drive it outta the forecourt whereas a G/F is potentially going to give you unquantifiable benefits in the long run.
I'd close my eyes and look at long term benefits over a car that can get stolen any minute after the initial purchase.

Okija_juju: To service my car - 15,000
To service my girlfriend - 50,000 minimum.

To clean my car - (250 - morning fresh)
To make my girlfriends hair - 75,000 Naira for Brazillian hair, 20,000 Naira for fixing it.


I dont need to take my car shopping, to Dubai, for lunch and dinner, fly it to Abuja for the weekend, buy it moet at the club, give it an allowance or take it and its friends to nowhere.

I love my car. . If I could my car, women would be redundant. . . .

Okija_juju: To service my car - 15,000
To service my girlfriend - 50,000 minimum.

To clean my car - (250 - morning fresh)
To make my girlfriends hair - 75,000 Naira for Brazillian hair, 20,000 Naira for fixing it.


I dont need to take my car shopping, to Dubai, for lunch and dinner, fly it to Abuja for the weekend, buy it moet at the club, give it an allowance or take it and its friends to nowhere.

I love my car. . If I could my car, women would be redundant. . . .

Uten9z: @taryour and @ cc,if ladiies were ur wishes or what u imagined and posted(that u've neva step into ur Man's place but have ask him to get u junks at mr biggs)if so no one will have tut dat u girls are to be extortive but as soul mates to men.maybe u've imagined into ur mother's life, long after she gave birth to u,and u'll neva knw what have happened b4 then. @ moremi should be very correct abt everythin he have said, u guys aint fear. Moreover i think you have to be convincing and not sentimental abusive.