lol @ moving candle closer..Omg! Cork you are a fucki.ng clown.

*vomits!*

Mr cork why are u always talking rubbish were u born 2 be sily or u decied 2 be sily? If u are in Naija I could have recomend u visit yaba left, I know their is alot of dat in Landon pls dnt fail 2 visit one dis month

MsDarkSkin: *vomits!*

*****Removes Msdadaskin's NAVY WHITE Pant*****

LMFAO!!
You have a serious problem!

[size=13pt]WTF IS THIS AGAIN?!!!!
MAD PEOPLE SET ON THE LOOSE! [/size]

The goat should be the one complaining after seeing you.

Lol @ topic

Flashaldrin: The goat should be the one complaining after seeing you.

flaha. Bro u look like a goat trainer and I really really really mean this in a good way. wher did u buy yo shirt?

Mr..Cork:



flaha. Bro u look like a goat trainer and I really really really mean this in a good way. wher did u buy yo shirt?

Hohohohohohoho. Hez actually a Mallam rearing goats in his one room apartment.
Hez being addressed as 'Abokii Mallam Flash'

Oh lawd, my ribs. Corky please stop abusing Meth. I really really mean this in a good way

OMG! Cork you are raving mad , I just can't get enough of you. The replies are also hilarious

Flashaldrin: The goat should be the one complaining after seeing you.

LMFAO

MsDarkskin ex boyFriend going for job interview!!!

LesbianBoy:
*****Removes Msdadaskin's NAVY WHITE Pant*****

see this crackhead.


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cork fat bastad piken.

amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

Bull-sh1t

Flashaldrin: The goat should be the one complaining after seeing you.

Oh lawd haf messi.

Was just revivin from cocky's home page rants but, believe u me, the comment above did me NO justice. ... Chai!! Thank God for nairaland. Lol

But wait o!... Pesin wey born mr cock, i hope say she no dey count mr cock among her children o! Cos dat guy na real nut case.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my stomach.

@cork.. continue with dem haters jare... am enjoying it

La Parisienn. sweeery u need to looose weight. (no oofeinsese)

^^^Get off Meth before you self-destruct. At 60, you are still living off social welfare and food stamps

Risky_mallam:

Bull-sh1t

tell him o.

Loooong hissssssss!

OP e look like say na three strong witches back in naija na im turn to goats come dey drink for ur swimming pool.If i were u i go stroll go one strong native doctor make he give me protection against witches and wizards

sorry bro. we normally call the POLICE for help here in London. We dont call native doctors. (no oofeinsese)

Mr..Cork:
Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese)

ROFLMAO.
*blows him a kiss* I love your humour Cork

Mr..Cork:
sorry bro. we normally call the POLICE for help here in London. We dont call native doctors. (no oofeinsese)

my friend oyibo police no fit fight against the principalities of witches and wizards from the spirit world.
oyibo police no fit save u frm the evil machinations of old witches with long sharp teeth.ehen if they are sucking ur blood for night there is nothing oyibo police can do.u need powerful charms to protect ursef frm the witches ooo

I cant remember when last I slapped a woman although I dont believe its right. I guess its best to walk away

Battyman J: I cant remember when last I slapped a woman although I dont believe its right. I guess its best to walk away