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Re: Relationship Dilemma by Goldieluks: 5:36pm On Jun 14, 2012
queensmith:

you say it aaaaaaal the time! aaaaaal the time. The 3 tyoes of women you know (i'm sure your mother is one too) prostitutes, skanks and hos. (additional spelling exercises for you there.)

He was brought up in the gutters, can't you see?
He has no regard whatsoever for women because he grew up
in the bush.

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Re: Relationship Dilemma by Goldieluks: 5:38pm On Jun 14, 2012
coogar:

ayettymama, go and smoke more of your father's
cremated [i]c[/i]ock....you're too intellectually-sterile
to engage me in a verbal intercourse...nor be your type, abeg!

you and my mother belong to the same sewer!
buncha moronic, idotic, priggish, pseudo-lifestyle peasants!
without the internet, i would be tossing pound coins to you losers so you
can have your breakfast!

Your mother left you a wonderful legacy,as it is.
Product of a ''picked on the floor'' condom.
Re: Relationship Dilemma by queensmith: 5:38pm On Jun 14, 2012
coogar:

an alumni of a russell group would not make such a gaffe on a public forum...that's the point!
you have never been inside the 4 walls of any citadel of learning in the russell group!
stop lying to yourself and wear your u-e-l pride like a badge of honour!

Uel? haha, was that your second choice? ehya kpele, it's slightly understandable the reasons you are soo bitter.

in case you try to deny it again

coogar:
ladies who whore at soho are loads better than you.
[b]90% of them are privately-educated [/b]and they exude class.
i expect you to think they are like your ilk on allen avenue.....

you would know that wouldnt you!
Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:39pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks:
He was brought up in the gutters, can't you see?
He has no regard whatsoever for women because he grew up
in the bush.

goldie...your gutter status is well documented...
you're a product of a cheap-drunk fuck
your mother conceived you during a bukkake gathering.

queensmith:
in case you try to deny it again
you would know that wouldnt you!

a piece of information anyone can gather from newspapers!
you see - you're razz!

Goldieluks:

Your mother left you a wonderful legacy,as it is.
Product of a ''picked on the floor'' condom.

just like your mother had a profound influence on you - she was a drug fiend!
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jun 14, 2012
Nwanne, this is what we call VERBAL INTERCOURSE on viagra!

It's hot in 'ere! grin grin grin
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Goldieluks: 5:41pm On Jun 14, 2012
coogar:

goldie...your gutter status is well documented...
you're a product of a cheap-drunk fuck
your mother conceived you during a Mess gathering.

Mentally challenged Maniac.
Re: Relationship Dilemma by cantell(m): 5:42pm On Jun 14, 2012
Mehn! Coogar's grindin some arse!
Laugh wan kill me die!
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jun 14, 2012
cool
Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:43pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks:
Mentally challenged Maniac.

intellectually-sterile cunt bucket!
Re: Relationship Dilemma by cantell(m): 5:44pm On Jun 14, 2012
coogar:

intellectually-sterile cunt bucket!
*Faints*
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Nobody: 5:44pm On Jun 14, 2012
Who is going to be the first to run out of gas?

And will the judges award another scandalous result like the Pacman vs Bradley fight?

Stay tuned - your guess is as good as mine. cool
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jun 14, 2012
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Re: Relationship Dilemma by Goldieluks: 5:46pm On Jun 14, 2012
coogar:

goldie...your gutter status is well documented...
you're a product of a cheap-drunk fuck
your mother conceived you during a bukkake gathering.



a piece of information anyone can gather from newspapers!
you see - you're razz!



just like your mother had a profound influence on you - she was a drug fiend!

just like your brainless father used a broken condom he picked from the market square,while he was doing his day job (begging for alms)
to fucck your leprosy infested mother to produce a mutant called coogar
.
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jun 14, 2012
@cantell

Can you stop being a groupie, and stop messing up the damn fight?

Be neutral like everyone else! undecided
Re: Relationship Dilemma by queensmith: 5:47pm On Jun 14, 2012
coogar:

an alumni of a russell group would not make such a gaffe on a public forum...that's the point!
you have never been inside the 4 walls of any citadel of learning in the russell group!
stop lying to yourself and wear your u-e-l pride like a badge of honour!

ah ah, how on earth would you know? When you're busy with the ho's of soho and getting your south bank degree how on earth could you know? You obviously didn't go to one, you definitely haven't met anyone that went to one (since you find it very difficult to hold a decent conversation, your brain devoid of logical reasoning abilities can only resort to cheap attacks). I find it soo entertaining you and your boyfriends disbeleif of anybody that went to a university better than south bank. Its absoloutely hilarious! Were you guys really THAT low on the scale, really? Here I am hardly satisfied with my RUSSELL GROUP degree. While this fish brained fool is jumping up and down in excitement! HA! goes to show doesnt it!
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Idowuogbo(f): 5:48pm On Jun 14, 2012
shymmex:

Stay tuned - your guess is as good as mine. cool

Obviously Mama goldie!

She no get sense
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jun 14, 2012
It's 1 vs 2 again - but the combos will illuminate even a dead corpse.. shocked shocked shocked

Back to the fight! It's been fun so far, with fireballs, and combos everywhere..

I hope the audience are enjoying their money..

NL, where there is never a boring moment. cool
Re: Relationship Dilemma by coogar: 5:49pm On Jun 14, 2012
Goldieluks:
just like your brainless father used a broken condom he picked from the market square,while he was doing his day job (begging for alms)
to fucck your leprosy infested mother to produce a mutant called coogar
.

you're so lame....to qualify at all, you need to brush up
your use of english....if your parents cared about you then,
they would have put you in nursery school....but all they could
afford to give you in your formative years were pap and palm-oil...

naturally, you aren't supposed to be dumb but when a child lacks vitamins
like you did, the outcome is inevitable. you have 2 options...kill yourself
or go back to your village and kill your parents. if you ever get arrested for
the crime....quote me in court, you simpleton!

queensmith:

ah ah, how on earth would you know? When you're busy with the ho's of soho and getting your south bank degree how on earth could you know? You obviously didn't go to one, you definitely haven't met anyone that went to one (since you find it very difficult to hold a decent conversation, your brain devoid of logical reasoning abilities can only resort to cheap attacks). I find it soo entertaining you and your boyfriends disbeleif of anybody that went to a university better than south bank. Its absoloutely hilarious! Were you guys really THAT low on the scale, really? Here I am hardly satisfied with my RUSSELL GROUP degree. While this fish brained fool is jumping up and down in excitement! HA! goes to show doesnt it!

you did not go to any russell group uni, stop lying!!!
councilling? really? were you born brain dead? who are you fooling?
if i am correct, ain't you ayettymama? graduate of college of education, ondo? grin grin grin
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jun 14, 2012
Gbam!!

Idowuogbo is back in the ring! shocked shocked shocked

It's 2 vs 2 again! cool

Please, no essays - just punchlines, and one-liners.. grin
Re: Relationship Dilemma by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jun 14, 2012
Whao! shocked shocked shocked shocked

I just saw ten punchlines - that's hardbody!!

Are the judges really watching this? grin grin grin
Re: Relationship Dilemma by cantell(m): 5:52pm On Jun 14, 2012
shymmex: @cantell

Can you stop being a groupie, and stop messing up the damn fight?

Be neutral like everyone else! undecided
Neutral ke? The guy dey manya dem like mad!
They're trying to keep up.
If you've watched the DURACELL advert, the one with rabbits on it, you'll understand what i mean.

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