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Phones / Re: Smartphone With The Best Battery Life by Ajagunhope: 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
greenhulk: Thanks. I think infinix phones are better off battery wise... |
Phones / Re: Smartphone With The Best Battery Life by Ajagunhope: 12:30am On Dec 24, 2017 |
Are you sure Tecno L9 and indeed all Tecno phones have good battery? |
Phones / Smartphone With The Best Battery Life by Ajagunhope: 12:47pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
My Tecno W3 is really frustrating in terms of its battery life. Plz which smartphone device in Nigeria has the best � battery life e.g 8hrs and above. Your sincere votes pls! Thanks. |
Literature / The Spouse I Wanted by Ajagunhope: 7:50pm On Dec 17, 2017 |
The Spouse I Wanted Once upon a time I saw a spotless fair damsel With dimples and virtuous words Emphatically I called her "good thing " Her ringed neck was wow How perfect could a damsel be I love her to the moon and back I was virtually drunk And drawn to her speaking eyes She is the spouse I wanted But could not find her at dawn What a sweet insipid dream Almost two scores now Everyone ask for my spouse As age is no longer on my side... |
Literature / I Dread Loneliness by Ajagunhope: 8:31am On Dec 17, 2017 |
You speak to yourself without words Otherwise you are mad You sing aloud during chores Otherwise you are sad You soil your neatness somewhat Otherwise you are a gay All by yourself at all times You eat alone You sleep alone You bath alone You dress up alone You walk alone Like loneliness personified Your thoughts roam In frightening serenity Fearfully questioning your sanity In your lonely damp room |
Poems For Review / I Dread Loneliness by Ajagunhope: 11:31pm On Dec 16, 2017 |
[color=#000099][/color ]You speak to yourself without words Otherwise you are mad You sing aloud during chores Otherwise you are sad You soil your neatness somewhat Otherwise you are a gay All by yourself at all times You eat alone You sleep alone You bath alone You dress up alone You walk alone Like loneliness personified Your thoughts roam In frightening serenity Fearfully questioning your sanity In your damp room 1 Like |
Family / Re: My Wife Had A Son For Another Man, What Should I Do? by Ajagunhope: 2:06pm On Nov 23, 2017 |
Is sad that she didn't tell you she already had a child before the wedding.... She can't be trusted. |
Phones / Re: What Is The Worst Phone You Have Used So Far? by Ajagunhope: 1:40pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
Doov m1t |
Poems For Review / Silent Smile by Ajagunhope: 11:11am On Oct 03, 2017 |
Call it mischievous looks Or unprintable names in the books It makes no difference Because I am on the fence Looking at both sides of the divides As my undecided multifaceted homeland decides On remaining or going with the rising sun I smile as the python dance towards the sun ☀ Amidst a stoic cosmos's stare Fragmenting the frail and fragile foreman heir Call it mischievous looks Or unprintable names in the books It makes no difference Having known the universe's energy stance . (c) Hope Ajagun 2017. |
Religion / Re: Help!! I Have A Spirit/Marine Wife. I Need Deliverance by Ajagunhope: 3:14pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Bro., locate an MFM church and explain to the Pastor. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Man To Marry Two Women In Delta State, See His Pre-wedding Photos by Ajagunhope: 11:49am On Sep 19, 2017 |
pocohantas: chat me up. |
Family / Cleaning The Windshield! by Ajagunhope: 9:09am On Sep 17, 2017 |
Cleaning the Windshield A man and wife were on a long trip. They stopped at a full-service gas station. After the attendant washed the windshield, the man leaned out of the window and said, “It’s still dirty. Wash it again.” The attendant complied. When he finished, the man leaned out the window again, and said, “It’s still dirty. Don’t you know how to wash a windshield?” At that, the man’s wife reached over, removed her husband’s glasses, cleaned them with a tissue, and slipped them back on him—and behold: the windshield was clean! Sometimes it’s not our circumstances that need changing, but how we’re viewing them. A proper attitude can make all the difference. |
Religion / 14,000 Parts by Ajagunhope: 8:36am On Sep 17, 2017 |
14,000 Parts As you drive your car on a daily basis, you may be aware of only a few of its many parts. You turn the steering wheel, look into the rear-view mirror, adjust your radio station, press the gas and brake pedals, and move the turn signal up or down. You probably notice only a few of your vehicle's parts. But do you know how many parts the average automobile has? 14,000! according to the Encyclopedia Britannica. Though only a few of those parts may be noticed on any particular trip, all of them together make up the automobile that gets you around. It's the same way in church life. Though only a few members may get much notice, it takes all the parts to make up the body of Christ. Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it (1 Corinthians 12:27). Prayer : Oh Lord God, let my service in the church not be in vain on the last day. IJN. |
Travel / 9 Countries With Easy Permanent Residency by Ajagunhope: 3:35pm On Sep 14, 2017 |
Permanent Residency affords an individual to get job and build a career easily. Hence, if you wish to travel outside Africa, do consider the following countries with easy permanent residency. 1. Belize Belize is a country on the eastern coast of Central America. If you have stayed in Belize for five years and you have a bank account balance of at least N800,000 every month you can be given permanent residency. The only reason you may not be given residency is if any of your parents is a citizen of a country that is at war with Belize. 2. Ecuador Ecuador is about equal in area to Nevada, is in the northwest part of South America fronting on the Pacific. To become a permanent resident in Ecuador, you need only N400,000 and a clean criminal record. Also, you can only be out of the country for 90 days in a span of 3 years. You also need to show that you earn about N320,000 per month and that you have invested N1 million in a CD from an Ecuadorian bank, or in real estate. 3. Seychelles The Seychelles is an archipelago of 115 islands in the Indian Ocean, off East Africa. To get a residency permit in Seychelles, all you need is about N5,000,000. Apart from that you must be contributing to the economic, social or cultural life of Seychelles in any way you can. 4. Panama Panama is a country on the isthmus linking Central and South America. The Panama Canal, a famous feat of human engineering, cuts through its center, linking the Atlantic and Pacific oceans to create an essential shipping route. To get a residency permit for Panama, you have to clear medical tests and have lived in the country for at least five years.Or you can get married to a Panamanian. 5. Paraguay Paraguay is a landlocked country between Argentina, Brazil and Bolivia, home to large swaths of swampland, subtropical forest and chaco, wildernesses comprising savanna and scrubland. To be a permanent resident, all you have to do is deposit about N2,000,000 in a Paraguayan bank account after you have stayed at least 3 years in the country. 6. Macedonia Macedonia is a landlocked Balkan nation of mountains, lakes and ancient towns with Ottoman and European architecture. If you’re an entrepreneur and are willing to invest at least N140,000,000 you can become a Macedonian citizen in less than a year. 7. Hungary Hungary is a landlocked country in Central Europe. Its capital, Budapest, is bisected by the Danube River.If you are willing to invest N105,000,000 in Hungarian Government Bonds. Once you pay the money, you can get a permanent residence permit in Hungary within 2 months. 8. Dominican Republic The Dominican Republic is a Caribbean nation that shares the island of Hispaniola with Haiti to the west. You can get permanent residency in the Dominican Republic after staying there for at least two years. Or if you don't want to stay for two years, you can invest $200,000 in real estate or a business. 9. Russia Russia, the world’s largest nation, borders European and Asian countries as well as the Pacific and Arctic oceans. In Russia, you’ve got to to become a citizen all you have to do is pay tax, learn Russian and pass the language test to get Russian citizenship. |
Health / Heart Attack by Ajagunhope: 11:44am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Heart Attacks In 2000 an article in Circulation, a journal of the American Heart Association, reported the results of a study held at the University of North Carolina (at Chapel Hill). The study found that highly anger-prone people are nearly three times more likely to have a heart attack. The connection between anger and heart attacks remained even after taking into account other major risk factors like high blood pressure, high cholesterol, smoking and obesity. Epidemiologist Janice Williams said, "The implications … are that anger could potentially lead to heart attacks, especially among middle-aged men and women with normal blood pressure." The study supported previous research showing that stress hormones constrict blood vessels and may trigger an artery blockage. |
Politics / On Buhari, We All Erred by Ajagunhope: 2:18pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
... WE ALL ERRED If president Mohammudu Buhari can be frightened by one of the least mammals of the world, rats, then we all erred. If we are now threatened to speak up and face incarceration, then we all erred If the dollar is humiliating our naira And hunger and crime is hovering in the land, then we all erred If education is now expensive in the face of cost push inflation And lofty unemployment of the teaming graduates, we all erred. If assorted lies dominates the polity And secrecy rules the divides, then we all erred. |
Education / Re: Top 5 Big Courses In Nigeria That Are Prone To Unemployment by Ajagunhope: 8:31am On Jun 17, 2017 |
Include Anthropology and sociology. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: . by Ajagunhope: 1:27pm On Apr 21, 2017 |
08108967648 |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: New All Christians Dating Whatsapp Group. by Ajagunhope: 1:08pm On Apr 21, 2017 |
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Portrait Painting Portfolio Artist Ayeola Ayodeji by Ajagunhope: 7:58pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
This is wow! Pls ii will contact u for my book designs. Let's me have ur direct contact(s) pls . God bless you. |
Politics / **must Read****fulani MAN WICKED ? by Ajagunhope: 7:36pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
FULANI MAN WICKED BUHARI MUST GO! Make una hear this tory wey i wan yarn Fulani man is wicked. Buhari must go. In fact, i regret voting for you Buhari. In less than three months, your cup don full And i will lead a campaign against you. Now, who told you we are tired of blackout? Without revival, NEPA don born again! My fridge dey work, TV dey work, As dem dey work all the time dem fit spoil! My generators don retire, dey gather dusts. I nor even know where my jerrycans dey sef Filling station attendants no see person give dem N20, N50 bribe again. Buhari see yoursef? Who send you message? Warri and Port Harcourt Refineries don dey work Kaduna Refinery too go soon join. So wetin go happen to our darling oil cabals Wetin go sele to the subsidy regime? If u get liver, try d cabals if we no go para! Abi you no know say dem be saints? Cockroach too dey enjoy Awilo music o, Na fowl no allow am commot kon dance! Our Otuoke brother say Stealing no be corruption. Daura man say stealing na corruption. Buhari, abi you chop winch? PhD for Zoology dey talk You common WAEC dey blow grammar Ok, before you go far, show me your certificate Show me where e dey for Koran say stealing is corruption. You see say this Fulani man no serious at all! Walai Buhari, your fowl nor fit do nada For corn wey dey inside bottle! Also you no allow your wife chop Nigeria money. How monkey head be wey gorilla own no be? Every first lady chop Nigeria money. Maryam Babangida chop. Maryam Abacha chop! Stella Obasanjo wak. Turai sef lick! And ...and Dia is Godu o even chop, shit for bodi! Make your wife chop her own, you say no. Fulani man wicked. You must go. Bekos na only you waka come! Who send you message go NNPC? Now we dey hear how billions upon billions waka This one wey you start You go know say kerosene no dey sleep Buhari nearly destroy our churches Your elections kon show us say Some prophets and pastors are liars Some be original chop and quench! Some be original chop and clean mouth! Dem say God TOLD dem say Buhari go lose How dia own god sabi blow lie i no sabi! Buhari! Buhari! Buhari! How many times i call you? You go hear gburugudu gburugudu gburugudu today! No be how dem dey take chop corn Dem dey take chop groundnut o! You no get ministers, Nija still dey work EFCC don wake, thieves dey enta admission! Subuanalai, we don taya for you. Kon dey go. This Fulani man till 2019 |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pin Exchange by Ajagunhope: 1:09am On Jul 31, 2015 |
26D1784B (God-fearing Ladies only) |
Politics / 20 Countries That Are Presently Suffering From Terorrist Attacks: by Ajagunhope: 4:37pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
COUNTRIES THAT ARE PRESENTLY SUFFERING FROM TERORRIST ATTACKS: 1. Syria - ISL/ISIS 2. Yemen - ISL 3. Iraq - ISL 4. Afgahnistan - Al Qeeda 5. Libya - ISL 6. Nigeria - BokoHaram 7. Niger - BokoHaram 8. Chad - Bokoharam 9. Cameroon - BokoHaram 10.Tunisia - ISL 11.Somalia - Maghreb 12.Kenya - Maghreb 13.Saudi - Houthi 14 Oman - Houthi 15.South Sudan - Rebel 16.France - terrorist unknown 17.Burundi- Political unrest 18.Pakistan - Al Qeeda 19.Ukraine- Russian Rebel 20.South Africa- xnophobia please tell me where peace in the world?? |
Events / Re: Checkout The Bizarre Cake A Doctor Received On Her Birthday (photos) by Ajagunhope: 3:30pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Oops! That's how cannibalism starts. Mtscheew! |
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