there is a clear indication dat northern Muslims are backward compared to ones in west & southern part of Nigeria, those ur religion approved u of killing innocent pple for no reason.
sometimes i am ashamed of some of friends post on Facebook. now I know where they belong. , bunches of fool claiming to b Muslims and they can Bleep, pretending to be mallam without sin. God will inflict more leprosy as nemesis for their SINS.

Girl: I havent gone somewhere interesting and expensive during dis festive season. honey kindly take me out to dat place, pls
Boy: Ok sweetypie, lets go to d filling station

manmustwac:

Well the arsenal will defineately not finish above tottenham this season

tottenham will not finish among the first-four at the end of EPL, do not take pride NOW just because u guyz are ahead of gunnerz

laws in nigeria are structured to create a hitch-free unlawful activities for highly placed pple in the society, it has become a thing of bailing and apologies for a particular class of people in Nigeria to go unpunished

27naira:

Chai!

SuperMan pass superTed even if you add Spotty join.

You can't do norren about it.
If i were you, i will scare the living day light out of your dads mistresses. 
Make them fear you pass Bokoharam.

no bi until u see d mistresses ,  we are victim of this Mr. poster. I visited my parents and my mum shared her travail she is suffering because our dad even put lie lie join just to make the soup sweet well well.
My final decision on the matter even if i am the least person in d house to come in as arbitrator. i instructed my younger brother to rain slap as soon as the the mistresses (whoever) shows up to our mum just to get facts of proof from the suspect and handle the matter maturely. i learnt she utters shameless words to our mum bcox she is a church person

i will join u guyz in prayer, i always sit my ass on tv @ nite listening to news in capital city; no gudnews about development heard from our quarter (ebonyi) are we CURSED

instead let vibrant, technocrats or visionaries lead us in most govt agencies and parastatal rather than old skool politicians

Areosapien:

Definitely ThisDay. Their stories and reports have, for most times, been accurate and unbiased; and the company appears to be a well financially supported one. No be like all those ones wey hunger dey kill, wey go do anything to sell copies, even if it means fabricating stories or resorting to sensationalist headlines. The advantage ThisDay has over those others, is that they are more likely to exhibit a little more restraint when approached with cash from corrupt 'money bags', to publish unverified and bogus stories.
Rarely would you ever see them write garbage like "according to a reliable source, ", "our source tells us, " or "We heard from a source, " which is pretty much the norm with the shameless underfed hacks at The Sun, The Tribune and Osun Defenders
The Nigerian Horn tho',  SMH!!!

NICE ONE

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lagcity:

Aliyu has his eyes on Aso rock. watch out Sambo! Awolowo is the best though, we all know that .

HE HAS NO GOOD RECORD ACHIEVEMENT IN HIS HOME STATE COS NIGER STATE CANNOT EVEN BOAST OF GOOD PORTABLE WATER IF HIS INSPIRATION COMES FROM AWO

ROAD NKO, ROADS CONNECTING YOU FROM LAMBATA TO LAPAI IS DEAD-TRAP --- I LIKE THE MAN because HE GAT GIFTED LYRICS, I WISH HE IS A MUSICIANS   

THANK GOD AM NOT A NORTHERN I FOR FINISH AM HERE

mustspin:

can u please read this again and see if it makes sense to u too

I NO FIT LAUGH

IbroSaunks:

seriously,

this is sad! Especially as the americans are considering the fact that its possible al-qaeda network want to use Nigeria as a base.

Obama already sent some security dude of his to naija a few weeks back. we should be expecting more!

U JUST CONFIRMED WOT I PERCEIVE ABOUT THE WHITES GETTING INVOLVED IN OUR POLITICAL AGENDA -- BEFORE WE (9JA) KNOW IT (THEIR PLANS), GONNA BE TOO LATE, DIFFERENT GROUP SPRINGING UP 4RM NO WHERE CAUSING ANARCHY, THIS COUNTRY IS BLESSED FOR CHRIST SAKE, WE DONT FILL OUR MINDS WITH POSITIVE THOUGHTS THAT IS WHY THINGS ARE JAGA JAGA by Eedris Abdulkareem

i guess someone is distracting this government with the use of bomb, just to show security lapses

is it the white or our fellow black man ??

the last plot when entering the street from Ship House (defence building)

about 300 personnel trapped in the building

I just heard United Nation Abuja has been hit by a bomb blast ? CONFIRMED PLEASE NAIRALANDERS

dia performance tonite wasnt dat impressive 4 me. However, am hapi dat we r going 2 next round

since its rootage of the learning and culture started from hollywood, wot other thing do you expect ?

>>>> cHECK tHIS oUT <<<<<
HOLLYWOOD to Nollywood
Hollywood Actresses (40) get married to anonymous (28/30yrs old)
Nollywood Actresses plays down an opposite and worse of the western culture
and there are many more bullshits you can feel about them

where are the likes of popular prophet dreamer Chris Okotie and T. B. Joshua and host of others who claims that God speaks to them?
I observed that they were attentive on matters relating to politics and sports fiesta where they can enrich themselves if their expectation comes to pass.
Did God flash them or did he speak to their answering machine ? They have all keep mum

PLS NAIRALANDERS GIST ME MORE ON UR VIEW ABOUT THESE SET OF PPLE

£75 million for Bola Ige and other well meaning South-West politicians who died for no cause oh no! i can sniff BLOOD MONEY is all rounder during that period. Wot a shame in d SW!!!!!!

kidnapping in SSouth or SEast is even better than killing their political elites around d region

LET HIM EXPOSE ALL OF THEM DAT ARE INVOLVED IN DA ACT

COME TO THINK OF IT, CAN THEY VISIT U AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE IN THE PRISON FOR A CRIME U DID NOT COMMIT THAN TAKING BULLET FOR U

MAKING SURE THAT U'RE OUT OF D F**KING PLACE

how true is this other signing of karem benzema, im just obsessed about the deal

for gervinho signing wherever he's from I DONT CARE, i just want another deadly striker like thiery henry during his heyday at EMIRATES

why didnt the propriety provide electricity facility when he was in power, thank God that dis has open dia yash

what has he been doing with all the money he stole during his tenure as the VP instead he is exposing our country on inadequate power supply of another person's regime

DAMN HIM

We live in a society where a wealthy class parasitic upon the labour of the masses just as xtianh rightly puts it TURN BY TURN NIG. PLC.

the turn by turn mentality is not helping matter to human development towards nation building at all

CARNALLY 80% (SHORT AND LONG BLADES IN MY HOUSE JUST IN CASE OF ANY RIFT AROUND MY ENVIRONMENT FOR DEFENCE, IF I VE MY WAY GUN WILL BE INCLUDED) >>>> SPIRITUALLY 20% (AM CAUTIONS WITH STRANGERS, VERY SENSITIVE WITH THEIR ACTIONS)

ANYWAY, TANX FOR THE TIPS. THIS WILL HELP

THE AMAKA:

hahahaha, nooooo, I'm looking for a professional footballer that makes at least $2.2 Million annually.

Amy, may be i didnt mention my club's name dats y u UNDERATES me in my game of futball, i play for BOKO HARAM FC hahahhahahah

we spank all clubs dat comes our way, wishing u d best as u shine ur eye

AND IM HAPPY DAT KALU U HAVE FOUND LOVE FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!

Jarus:

Served in Sokoto(07/08), so I know your school. Close to Sheikh Gunmi College where I used to stay. I did visit Sultan Bello too to play football as well as visit corper friends.

PS: Good to know an ex-pupil from that schoool can type the above.

@ Jarus, for ur info, i can attest dat my set are doing well in their careers, we have professional in various fields (doctors, military officers, engineers, bankers etc) , a friend of mine in JSS later transfered to Fed Science College who once become a Secretary to their State govt. WE ARE NOT DULLARDS OK (this is a dream come true and wanting to go higher)

WHO ELSE IF NOT ROBO COP, OUR DISCIPLINE MASTER IN SULTAN BELLO SEC. SKOOL SOK TOWN, 2004 - TILL MY GRADT! the man whose neck doesnt move side-by-side as a result of accident he had until students nick-named him ROBO COP/TERMINATOR. he takes no f**king shits. i suffered in this man hands just because of one student offence in the class, it resulted to punishment to everyone in d block.
he has different punishment on different timeline while d lecture is on under 3-4hours in form of sports.
- MACHINE DRIVING
- PICK PIN
- HANG ON D WALL
- FROG JUMP
- PUSH UPS (he his specific on lapses and cain in his hand)
AND LOTS MORE --- I FEEL LIKE STRANGLING THIS MAN NECK TO DEATH, WENT HOME CRYING DAT DAY LIKE A BABY

THE AMAKA:

I will enter a pageant sef, make i hook my own bobo!

Amy, ensure u have all it takes so i can come and pick you up but not a secret wedding like theirs.

After being on spotlight and all dat, i will ban you from eating WATCH-WEIGHT DIETS

God Almighty who is d discerning of our hearts knows the intents of our minds infact everything about us. He speaks to us in a still voice, our response determine how just and unjust we are in giving.
Many of us does not know that God has a NEED. When we dont partake to meet His need, we miss out in His blessings along the line(the talent will be taken from us and pass to another person willing to be a vessel of honour). this is a mysterious fact to prosperity
What happen in 1 Kgs. 17 has been designed by God already before Elijah arrival - THATS DIVINE ENCOUNTER for Widow at Zarephath. She exercised faith because God spoke to her. She didnt let anything to deter her rather she lets God's will flow
BE SENSITIVE TO THE SPIRIT OF GOD --- HE SPEAKS TODAY EVEN RIGHT NOW AND 2MOROW

i dont even know my bearing again, d only hope i get >>> someone from back-door don engage am after i asked her be patient with me for 1year, CONGRATS @ POSTER