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I tried hard to think of a way I could make it stop. Make it all go away and never feel like I was failing the entire womanhood. But the tears just didn’t stop. They were neither tears of joy or sorrow but filled my eyes as a result of the onions I was chopping. Cooking had never been a problem to me; just don't introduce the nightmare of chopping onions. I wiped the tears off my eyes with the back of my hand before pouring the chopped onions into the oily pot. I emptied the tomato juice from the blender and smiled as I had successfully overcome the travails of onions. I reached for the table cloth and wiped my hands clean before heading for living room to check up on the kids who I left watching Barney and friends.

"I will not play with you again," Timi said

"Ehn, don't play with me again. I will tell my mummy to play with me." Bimpe replied in childish cuteness

"I will not give you my sweet, you will see." He smirked teasing her with his tongue. He drew his head closer to his shoulder twice and poked his tongue at her.

"If I allow you to play with me, will you give me your sweet?"

"Yes."

“So I will be the daddy and you will be the mummy”

I was lurking at the corner admiring the sweetness of these two when Timi stood up and pulled down his trouser to reveal his petite unclothedness. My eyes opened up in shock and my mouth dropped as I watched him reach for Bimpe's skirt. He was stroking his manhood and had already pulled it to the knee level when I shouted the blood of Jesus and stormed in. The sight before me mortified me. My own five year old son had an erection and was about making love to his own 4 year old cousin. What irked me the most was that they were not ashamed and bothered less about covering themselves. They both looked at me unremorseful as though I had interrupted something important.

"God! Where had I gotten it wrong?" I mumbled in awe as tears dropped from my eyes. It was the worst sight of my life and I had no clue how to handle this.

"Mummy," Timi called

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Good day folks, so today I would love to discuss a particular issue I haven’t seen addressed on Facebook much. And it has to do with our toddlers. The sociodramatic “daddy&mummy” play or any sexual related imitation that just played out is definitely not new to world. It happening is not the issue, the issue lies on how to handle it after the deed has been done. That is why I did a little bit of research and came up with certain ways to tackle the incident. Most times, when we find ourselves in such a situation, the first question that comes to our mind is: “Where did they get any of that from?” One thing we must understand is that step you take at that moment is critical. So to handle such a situation, you first have to keep a straight composed face but not a harsh face. They didn't just make it up. Calmly question them and get them to talk. You might be shocked to find out where they learnt it from. Just don’t freak out. It could be from observing animals in sexual acts, it could also be from school, from the TV, from their friends in the neighbourhood, from a maid (another discussion for another day), or even from you. Yes You!

A common reason children give is that they saw their parents doing it and thought it was okay. In this case, the fault is from you; just don’t beat yourself about it. The more kids you have, the more privacy with your spouse is reduced. There are steps to be taken if your child catches you in a sexual act with your spouse (depending on the age grade. Let’s stick to the toddlers for now). I earlier said, don’t freak out but I didn’t give a reason you shouldn’t. Freaking out tells your kids what they saw was bad and that makes them feel confused as though they have done something wrong. These are kids who don’t know the difference between good and bad, reality or their imagination. Just apologize to them. And look for funny alternatives that could be believable to them. There should be a way of wiping off the memory of what they saw but don’t be too hard with it. Just be patient. After that install a lock on your bedroom door and encourage kids to knock.

Kids should be taught sex education from a tender age. Use and teach the proper names for body parts but try to be funky with it. Let them know a penis is a penis but look for a funny nickname. When you find your toddler already sexually exposed the best therapy is counseling. Let(s)he know that is a limit. Also discuss with your spouse or other adults involved. It is most foolish to spank a child in such situation. Just be patient but not cold. Reassure them and let them believe your words. Watch what they are exposed to. Watch the movies, books, magazines around them. Especially the friends they keep. If it is school related, speak to their teachers to monitor them well. You paid well for them to learn but not to learn negative things. Also let your actions be consistent. Ring it in their ears and make sex education fun.
Whichever way you choose to talk about sex, keep it low-key and void of emotions. Tell them about porn before they stumble across it. Be affectionate with your spouse before them but not sexual. And if they have questions, answer honestly but also don’t say more than needs to be known. Encourage them to speak up and build a no-secrets family. Don’t wait to give them “The Talk”, because if you don’t someone else will gladly do it and the result would be unpleasant. So train your child well. Feed them with good information but remember moderation is the key. Keep it simple so you don’t confuse them, then as they grow you expose them to more of “The Talk”. Be your children’s keeper.

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Less talking... More action.. Let's do all in our power to keep #Tboss in the house. Vote Tboss today. Send "Vote Tboss" to 32052. Or vote for her by following the Africamagictv channel on WeChat. Click on the menu "BBNaija" and vote please.. Love you all!

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vladimiros:


Can't even get more votes than Debby

Abeg swerve right..

Shine your eyes, did I tag Debbie rise to my comment?

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There is only one T amongst Stand that is.... TBOSS dha BOSS!!,
We are bringing back that mulla

Ginaz:
But this show stinks of wayo o, isn't it two people meant to leave the house?

Maybe big brother saw that if it were two, t-boss would be going home along with TTT so he changed it to one.

Big brother this your wayo eh, so assuming it was two housemates leaving tonight T-boss would have been on the plane coming to Nigeria too?

Una don start again with this nansens of nansenses

Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:
CuteMaryJ and Frankfiny...


Tboss is going.. wooohooo

I told ya

Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:
CuteMaryJ and Frankfiny...


Tboss is going.. wooohooo

Just watch out

GMan650:


Oh! Yeah, you did.

Meanwhile, I can't find your glasses

I can't imagine I am speaking to my enemy in the warfront. *points my gun*

GMan650:


Waiting for the finals before I finally pitch my tent somewhere(Definitely not with Efe, Debie or Tboss).

Is it me or did I just see Tboss? GMan650, please bring my glasses for me...

GMan650:

It's okay.... keep on fighting Soldier

Yes Commandant! Which squad are you on?

GMan650:


I meant among the BB housemates

I root for the only T that is the boss! TBOSS SOLDIER!

Goodbye DebbieRise!

GMan650:


Whose side are you on?

Vic O!!!

Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:

Ah ahn sistah, e neva reach dah level nah. kuku say you want me to close my account.

Lol... you dey fear?

GMan650:


It's actually a comic relief after a stressful day. Dude shuld quit rapping, Vic O is even better

Hahaha... Vic O! I miss that dude...

Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:

Don't take it personal, na play i dey follow you play o. but she's going tonight, am sorry

And if she doesn't go tonight, you will deactivate your nairaland account...

GMan650:


Lol... why did you add 'lol'? Thanks anyway

Just a safety precaution, be sure you are close to a hospital while listening to that song. It's words than Tayo's performance last week...

electromagnito:
First of all I have been reading this thread for month now, I really don't have a housemate I support but this threebear why are you tok insultive, you are just like TBoss, you think with ur pierce nose...... I watch the Efe of a guy DS and I feel him more than the other housemates...... Seems that TBoss dey use jazz, cause Na only on Saturday wey vote don close people dey remember to send are home after she got enter party dey do like panya....... I don't have a housemate like I said but pls this TBoss should be out since cause she offer nothing but a normal naija person wey travel out come back (yanga)

Just a concern observer

Wait... just hold on for a second. Are you speaking EngLISH or SWAhili?

geekybabe:


Debies guitar is more useful in dat house than marvis. And Debie has branded herself. The guitar is not a nuisance. They have done many presentations and won wagers cos of d extra effect that guitar brings. Basset has added value to himself cos of dat guitar. But you dont watch d show. You only join d bandwagon crying fowl on social media.
Mr Efe, know it all. He has showed us absolutely nothing entertaining in dat house. Only played on d intelligence and shortsightedness of the his fans.
Bisola has art.
Tony, bassey, have showed us their art.
Debie-rise talent is her art. And we see it. Its no nuiscance.

Stop encouraging mediocrity and noisemaking over quality and valuable entertainment.

Debie-rise is a star. She will shine so bright. And she will go many places after this event..

Mr rapper never ever sees anything good in others or admits it. He is too full of pride and arrogance to realise that life does not revolve around him. So stop hating.
Its a platform to show forth TALENT!!!

CHISOS! Debbie's guitar is more useful in the house than marvis... Hahahaha...

Did Efe just call himself a musician? That guy's rap is a total disaster please... Sincerely, what can he even do? He is the most talentless guy in the house.

toseen7:
They all spilled out what was in their mind, TTT picked Efe, Efe picked Tboss, Tboss picked Debie.... Debie was the only person wey no pick anybody.... But some people here na Efe own dem carry for head.

Make una dey there dey fight.. Mtcheeew.


#TeamEfe4Life.

It was not about who picked who, it was the reason he gave for picking her.

toseen7:
Boda threebear, you are the reason why i dislike tboss.....

You dislike Tboss all because of a commentator on Nairaland. Now I know where your troubles starts!