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Science/Technology / Re: What Reptile Is This (pic)?: Killed It In My House In Benin City. by funshint(m): 7:17am On May 21
That's a fresh monitor lizard.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got A Great Job, God Has Done It. by funshint(m): 10:55pm On May 19
congrats bro!
Politics / Re: Abacha Used Lipstick To Coat His Cracked Lips At A Summit In 1997 (photo) by funshint(m): 11:37pm On May 04
taharqa:


Yeah!!!

But Bros o, would you be kind enuf to mention a SINGLE corruption case directly linked to GEJ thru out his public service as a Dep Gov, Gov, Vice President and President. Just ONE case would do, Plzzz.


I hope you would not have to think too much or conduct emergency research, since GEJ is the 2nd most corrupt Nigerian leader in this nation's chequered history (according to you that is).

Thanks
He has only been lucky to be in positions where he enjoyed immunity. Ever wonder why he's running up and down?? Sit down and watch d drama about to unfold in the coming months!
Politics / Re: Abacha Used Lipstick To Coat His Cracked Lips At A Summit In 1997 (photo) by funshint(m): 11:34pm On May 04
bishop4APC:
Ekun oko obasanjo

At the mention of abacha name, obasanjo will not hesitate to scale over the fence and run for his dare life.

If this man is alive, who be jonathan the woman rapper, he go don use his ogogoro damaged body to feed crocodile, use dat ugly fat folk *okupe* as pressing table, the frog eye *diezani* go hear wieen from his big johntomos, okonjo iweala go tey for kitchen, nairaland no go even exist at all and seun go dey roam the street dey look for job now, all the tanoids for nairaland forum go rotten for kirikiri.

Abacha, mr no nonsense. Nigerians are really missing this man.
Missing what?!! The wickedness of this man has no equal till date. Looting trillions of our national patrimony while always telling us to "Tighten your seat belt ". Here's a man that shld hv been dismissed from the army on suspicion of being demented if not 4 Obj when he was military head of state; thesame man later became his nemesis. This man literarily took Nigeria to the stone age. I spit on your grave Abacha....!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Introduce Yourself At A Job Interview by funshint(m): 6:41pm On May 01
Bland!!! Abeg dat "offering of handshake" is not advisable. Some will consider it rude...imagine Dangote or Adenuga interviewing U̶̲̥̅̊...who be your p*p* to dey offer your dirty palm. Abeg your own done set be dat O°˚˚˚ !!!

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Politics / Re: Buruji Says He's Not Wanted By The US Govt by funshint(m): 12:42pm On May 01
No problem *In Tinubu's voice "take a trip to the US; wen(if) U̶̲̥̅̊ cum back den we can talk"

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Politics / Nestle Nigeria(sales Analyst) 2015 Recruitment by funshint(m): 10:21pm On Apr 27
Description
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Work closely with sales team in target setting process, implementation of group guidelines, local procedures and internal/external audit recommendations within the branch.
Develop & maintain the necessary tools to capture the secondary sales, distribution figures and distributors infrastructure in the branch and report to Head Office on regular basis.
Collate, consolidate and validate distributors stock holding and communicate same to Head Office on a regular basis
Monitor evolution of Sales Force MOGE’s and analyze / challenge sales branch on resource allocation. Support sales organization on annual resource planning and variance tracking in the branch.
Custodian of Branch operation Assets, efficient CAPEX control and provide regular feedback to the sales controller and fixed assets accountant.
Ensure effective reconciliation of all promotion carried out in the branch and provide monthly report to the HO.

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BSc/ HND in Business Administration, Finance, Economics, Accounting (at least second class lower/ upper credit)
Excellent communication skills with demonstrated clarity in both writting and speaking.
Analystical mindset.
Proficient use of MS Office applications especially excel
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Politics / I Don’t Need Your Praise, Tinubu Tells Kashamu by funshint(m): 7:49am On Apr 22
The national leader of the All Progressives
Congress, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, has rejected
the praises showered on him by Ogun-East
senator-elect, Buruji Kashamu.
Kashamu, who is the Chairman of the
Organisation and Mobilisation Committee of
the Peoples Democratic Party in the South-
West, had last week, described Tinubu as his
role model and the architect of modern
Nigeria.
However, Tinubu, in a statement by his media
adviser, Mr. Sunday Dare, described Kashamu
as a pretender.
The former governor of Lagos State said
there was no basis for comparison between
himself and Kashamu, adding that he felt
insulted by the open letter addressed to him
by Kashamu.
He said, “The days of false adulation are gone
in Nigerian politics. Fake praise singers like
Kashamu will find that their particular craft
is no longer in vogue. During this election
cycle, their practice has dramatically turned
from the way things are to how things used to
be.
“Politicians will no longer be able to change
direction and loyalties as if they were
changing clothes. Those in politics must know
that responsibility and accountability shall
now follow them. One can no longer walk both
sides of the street at the same time. In case
Kashamu has not noticed, the politics of
principle defeated the politics of posturing.”
Tinubu said it was ironic that Kashamu could
praise him after conspiring with other PDP
leaders to produce and broadcast a hate
documentary against him.
He said Kashamu’s actions and lifestyle showed
that President Goodluck Jonathan and the
leader of the PDP in Lagos, Chief Bode George,
were his true role models.
Tinubu said Kashamu, who was rude to elders
like former President Olusegun Obsanjo could
not be his political son
He said, “Kashamu may be prodigal but he is no
political son of Tinubu. Kashamu’s political
lineage tracks to people like Bode George and
President Jonathan. He should direct his
encomiums to these men who are his true role
models. They need his contrived affections
more than Tinubu does.
“This same Kashamu rained insults on former
President Olusegun Obasanjo in a vicious
campaign of calumny. Kashamu’s party, the
PDP, sponsored defamatory documentaries full
of lies and innuendos against me, General
Muhammadu Buhari and other leaders of the
APC.”
Tinubu urged Kashamu to turn himself to the
United States’ authorities over the accusations
of drug smuggling levelled against him, adding
that only then would he believe that he was a
reformed person.
The former governor said as a person of
repute, he could not be seen to be hobnobbing
with people of questionable character as this
would affect his reputation across the world.
“Please keep your peace until you make your
trip to the USA as a senator-elect. Upon your
return we can then have a conversation. We
can then proceed with your repudiation of the
PDP with a promise that you will stop
corrupting and fouling the political system.
“I am a patriotic, law abiding Nigerian and my
achievements make me world-renowned. I am a
global citizen that travels freely to the USA,
the United Kingdom and other nations. I
associate with individuals who seek democracy
and good governance for all. I do not spend
time with characters whose values are at
variance with societal expectations and laws
governing a decent society.”
http://www.punchng.com/news/i-dont-need-your-praise-tinubu-tells-kashamu/
Celebrities / Re: What Can I Use To Remove Or Reduce The Scar On My Face?(photo) by funshint(m): 9:36pm On Apr 14
Oh sorry...pls just let it heal naturally. Believe me it will heal up and blend with d facial skin naturally.

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Politics / Re: Oyo State Governorship Election. - Online Poll. by funshint(m): 7:44pm On Apr 11
From UI(Governorship):
Unit 11 APC-30, PDP-0, ACCORD-5
Unit 12 APC-28, PDP-1, ACCORD-16
Unit 13A APC-17, PDP-1, ACCORD-11
Unit 13B APC-26, PDP-0, ACCORD-6
Unit 10 APC-55, PDP-4, ACCORD-24
Politics / Re: Oyo Desides:pls What's Happening In Ur Area And Polling Unit . by funshint(m): 7:43am On Apr 11
Cool and calm 4 nw....smwhr in UI.
Romance / Re: Chinese Man With 17 Girlfriends Caught Out At Hospital by funshint(m): 11:29pm On Apr 09
This guy nah real player; badoo!
Politics / Re: Oyo State Governorship Election. - Online Poll. by funshint(m): 11:15pm On Apr 06
Well; the only thing I know is that Ladoja and Akala will share 3rd position...#SaiAjimobi!!!
Politics / Re: Prophet, J.K. Hephzibah: “pray For Buhari, Osinbajo Not To Die In Power” by funshint(m): 10:11pm On Apr 05
Hmmn these prophets...here they come again!!!
Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: APC Leaders Push For Saraki by funshint(m): 8:17am On Apr 05
I believe Saraki shld become the Senate president but in the spirit of fairness and national unity the post of speaker of HOA shld be given to SS and SE considering the great risk taken by their members no matter how relatively small their numbers might have been. Most of them suffered gory attacks and rejection, some lost their lives, and some became permanently incapacitated just because of their believe in "Change". Therefore alloting them the post will give them a sense of belonging since what we want is a govt. of national unity. The SW gave block vote to GEJ in 2011 yet we didn't occupy any major position despite that heavens did not fall. GMB shld be careful of ethnic sycophants from his people whom in their selfish interest will want to cause disaffection btw him and his allies from other regions. My humble submission!!

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Politics / Re: Fayose's Election as Ekiti Governor must be Reviewed by funshint(m): 12:08am On Apr 01
They can't...Fayose can only be removed through impeachment process.
Politics / Re: APC Wins All The Senatorial Seats In Oyo - PM News by funshint(m): 11:35pm On Mar 29
januzaj:
SEKEM SEKEM.

.SAI BUHARI

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.MY STATE AHAAA SHOKI
.
SAI LADOJA
.
SAI ACCORD
.
.KAI AJIMOBI
.
KAI AKALA
.
KAI FOLARIN
.
AJIMOBI TO BA WOLE ILE BABA RE LO WO
.
SEKEMMM SEKEMMMM
.
I REP LAAAAADOOOOOOJAAAAAAAAAAAA
U̶̲̥̅̊'re on your own for Ladoja O°˚˚˚ ; Ajimobi till 2019..continuity!!!
Politics / Re: Photos: Military prepared to take on massive aggressive APC supporters in Rivers by funshint(m): 4:19pm On Mar 29
I just pity most of U̶̲̥̅̊ TANOids following GEJ blindly. If PDP can be losing massively in AkwaIbom(PDPs/Akpabio's strongest ground) talkless of Rivers...Just pray the right winner emerges overall. If U̶̲̥̅̊ think military will help U̶̲̥̅̊, U̶̲̥̅̊ are OYO!!! I rest my case....

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Science/Technology / Re: Why Card Readers Are Not Working In Some Areas by funshint(m): 10:56am On Mar 28
All rite noted; pls do a BBM broadcast if true...#GMB'15
Jokes Etc / Re: Any Christian That Votes Buhari Has Just Slapped God. by funshint(m): 7:45am On Feb 03
@OP U̶̲̥̅̊'re a big FOOL!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Wants NTA, AIT Sanctioned Over Alleged Hate Campaign by funshint(m): 8:20am On Feb 02
A documentary aimed at demonizing his person; they even went as far as dragging his family into the whole issue. This is totally unacceptable, demonic and unethical!
Family / Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by funshint(m): 9:17pm On Feb 01
Don't beat around d bush; just convince him to take the blue pill(viagra)...dats all!
Politics / Re: Gej & Gmb To Debate On Channels Tv Debate On 3rd Feb by funshint(m): 11:22pm On Jan 31
Nice! #GMB15
Nairaland / General / Re: News Papers Headlines After 2015 Elections. by funshint(m): 11:16pm On Jan 31
Shocking!!! GEJ loses 2nd term bid- Daily Sun
PDP calls for vote recount; rejects Presidential result- Vanguard
INEC declares Buhari winner of presidential election-Guardian
Buhari defeats Jonathan by wide margin; declared winner-The Nation
Buhari wins; massive jubilation across the country-Punch
Jonathan suffers massive defeat-Daily Trust
GEJ; end of an era-TELL
GEJ congratulates Buhari; urges supporters to exhibit restraint- DailyIndependence
Buhari; victory at last-Tribune
GMB; Road to Aso Rock-TheNews

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Politics / Re: Mbu Deployed As AIG In charge Of Lagos, Ogun States by funshint(m): 8:09pm On Jan 20
Make Mbu/GEJ/PEG/IGP sha no try the rubbish they did in Rivers. SW will be a different matter I swear!!!
Politics / Re: EXCLUSIVE: Real Reason Buhari Is Travelling To U.S. by funshint(m): 10:26am On Jan 20
Nice one...sai Buhari!

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Romance / Re: I Was Dumb For Seconds When She Told Me by funshint(m): 2:25am On Jan 18
What are U̶̲̥̅̊ saying exactly

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Politics / Re: How The Elections Are Already Being Rigged - Vanguard by funshint(m): 7:52am On Jan 15
Very silly, biased and one sided writeup. What of APC members being intimidated and attacked daily in the SE/SS.?! What else do U̶̲̥̅̊ expect from a saTANic paper!
Politics / Re: Yemi Osibanjo As Vp...apc's Masterstroke! by funshint(m): 1:04am On Dec 16, 2014
Osinbajo: Christian-Yes, Popolarity-No...I'll rather go for Sen Olorunnibe Mamora Christian-Yes, Popularity-Yes, Experience-Yes, Articulate-Yes, Proven Administrator-Yes, Ability to gather maximum SW vote-Absolutely Yes!!!!

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Politics / Re: Yemi Osibanjo As Vp...apc's Masterstroke! by funshint(m): 12:01am On Dec 16, 2014
Nonsense; who is this man for God sake?!...if religion is the only parameter for selecting pple into public office; this nation is truly doomed!

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Politics / Re: 2015 General Election: Who Should Be Buhari's Running Mate? by funshint(m): 11:48pm On Dec 11, 2014
Its either Fashola or Oshiomhole

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