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Autos / Re: Good News To All Unemployed Youths & Graduates In Nigeria. by funshint(m): 9:38am On Apr 18
if I dash U̶̲̥̅̊ slap; U̶̲̥̅̊ better change that topic. How many unemployed graduates can even afford N25000. Do you even know how much bulk pin cost?! If U̶̲̥̅̊ don't hv close to N1m don't even bother!!!
Politics / Re: Kogi Sets To Construct Bridge Across Niger, Benue Rivers by funshint(m): 8:24pm On Apr 14
Sincere 9gerian:
Mumu! Only a mumu will be excited when "set to" is used by Nigerian politicians. Pls wake me up when the "set to" transforms to "STARTS work on". Yeye dey smell.
First and maybe only time I'll agree with U̶̲̥̅̊. U̶̲̥̅̊ beat me to it....kogi is just cursed with bad leadership or maybe its the people that are not politically intelligent. Sometimes "People deserve the kind of leders they get"


Politics / Re: Kogi Sets To Construct Bridge Across Niger, Benue Rivers by funshint(m): 8:20pm On Apr 14
WALCOT Nigeria limited?? What is their antecedent? Really don't know but I smell a fraud...besides October is alrdy very close to election...Nigerian politicians are arseholes!!

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Politics / Re: Abuja Explosion: APC Leadership, Governors Are Responsible, PDP Alleges by funshint(m): 5:35pm On Apr 14
OYINBOGOJU: Olisa Metuh is just an embarassment to his entire family and the ethnic he is leading.

Who dey call this kind man leader self?
I wonder O°˚˚˚!
Politics / Re: Abuja Explosion: APC Leadership, Governors Are Responsible, PDP Alleges by funshint(m): 5:25pm On Apr 14
I'm not surprised coming from "Metuh". That man is such a loose cannon...big EDIOTT!! This is cheap defamation of image; infact if only APC knows their guts this man and his party should be sued for this spurious comment deprived of any form of logic. How can a man just wake up and make such weighty allegation without thorough investigation? This is not funny at all when everybody shld be in a somber mood that's the time PDP chose to start their usual mudslinging. What a cheap way to transfer responsibility; blame the other man! PDP just confirmed they are one rotten party


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Addax Petroleum........just Got A Mail For Graduate Trainee Recruitment,scam?? by funshint(m): 10:43am On Apr 14
BeamburEmerald: Now I'm suspecting scam cos they are saying I can go to their training centre in Rivers state for the free training or I can do it online,If I decide to do it online,I'll send my email address n name to the man in charge through text msg,He will give me a gtbank acct no to pay N19000 for the training and all this has to be done before thursday which is the deadline for submitting all documents required for vetting............
U̶̲̥̅̊ don't hv to be told twice; scam smells all over the mail!
Phones / Re: 3G Not Connecting On MTN by funshint(m): 8:45pm On Apr 13
Bravoosii: I subscribed to the mtn night plan and since then I've been unable to use the 3G network on my android. It connects when I put on just edge but doesn't when I put my network on auto or only 3G. Prior to this subscription, I could use the 3G on my phone with mtn. Please, what could be the cause and possible solution?
Call customer care, simple!
Politics / Re: Adebayo Salami(oga Bello) Was Once A Senator In Nigeria From 1999-2003 How True? by funshint(m): 4:17pm On Apr 12
bashy_demy: Adebayo Ayoade Salami was elected Senator for the Osun Central constituency of Osun State, Nigeria at the start of the Nigerian Fourth Republic, running on the Alliance for Democracy (AD) platform. He took office on 29 May 1999.[1] After taking his seat in the Senate in June 1999, he was appointed to committees on Public Accounts, Labor (vice-chairman), Power & Steel and Water Resources.[2] In a May 2001 debate over importing beans from Burkina Faso, Bayo Salami was in the minority when he argued that whatever could be done to feed Nigerians and make food affordable to the people should be done.[3]
So who told U̶̲̥̅̊ there is only one adebayo salami?? Mtcheww!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation From Keystone Bank by funshint(m): 9:06pm On Apr 09
reeeT: They sent this website to me but is not up loading. Can someone try n help me out pls?
Use this
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation From Keystone Bank by funshint(m): 5:10pm On Apr 09
Exam Date / Time
14-Apr-2014 @ 10:00 AM
Test Center Name
Test Center Address
For Rescheduling Purposes
Pls can someone explain the above....does it mean my scheduled examination date is 14th April? Really confused!
Entertainment / Re: My Experience With Devil's Beans by funshint(m): 10:23pm On Apr 06
Called "werepe" in Yoruba. The only remedy is to rub palmoil on the body part; water only makes it worse!
Religion / Re: Government Should Regulate Religion Activities Along Ibadan Expressway SOONEST by funshint(m): 10:09pm On Apr 06
Those churches should be compelled to construct fly-overs that'll lead directly into their churches. This will reduce the traffic on the main road drastically!


Tech Market / Re: How Can I Download BBM On My Samsung Tablet 10.1 by funshint(m): 2:17am On Apr 06
Tesiday: Pls assist me on this, really need ur help house.
Download the apk. file(about 16MB) from this site using a phone or another device. After downloading the file;send it via Bluetooth to your tablet. Install the application and there you hv BBM on your tablet!
Politics / Re: Defection: Court Dismisses APC Senators,reps' Suit Against PDP by funshint(m): 8:39pm On Mar 28
freevo: Poor you, you don't know how to interprete contextual statements! The judge has already empowered the Senate President and the Speaker that they have constitutional power to declare their seats vacant should incase they defect to any other party/ies.
U̶̲̥̅̊ are talking gibberish. Dis' just a clear case of intimidation. Assuming the lawmakers were to be defecting enmass from APC to PDP, will the senate president still be compelled to declare their seats vacant?! Some of U̶̲̥̅̊ just think with your brain upside down. What about the lawmakers that defected from other parties to PDP in time past, were their seats declared vacant?! Most of you hv forgotten that the Senate President or Speaker of HOA are elected office holders just like other lawmakers whose mandates only lie with the people that elected them into power. Only the people can remove a House member through a re-call. PDP knows they are only chasing shadows but I urge them to be careful in their misuse of power because anything that goes around comes around. My 2kobo!!!


Politics / Re: Defection: Court Dismisses APC Senators,reps' Suit Against PDP by funshint(m): 7:00pm On Mar 28
The topic is quite misleading. The court judgement is clearly in favour of the defected lawmakers(APC).
N.B:- Inability to read before commenting breeds ignorance. Just look at the majority of posts up there^^^


Violent Crimes / Re: Human Parts Dealer Runs Mad In Lagos by funshint(m): 6:15pm On Mar 28
This OP is a liar the second pix is that of the kidnapped victims rescued at Ibadan. How does it relate to Lagos. Pure boring fabrication!
Business / Re: Can Dangote Become The World’s Richest Man? by funshint(m): 11:29pm On Mar 25
Glorified_Tunde: Who says he can't in the next few years, he needs to play his cards right with oil - my opinion.

But seriously, I'm gonna beat this guy soon!
Dey dia dey run mouth!!!
Business / Re: Can Dangote Become The World’s Richest Man? by funshint(m): 11:28pm On Mar 25
Glorified_Tunde: Who says he can't in the next few years, he needs to play his cards right with oil - my opinion.

But seriously, I'm gonna beat this guy soon!
Politics / Re: Ritualists Invade Ibadan ahead of elections by funshint(m): 9:06pm On Mar 25
Dreal1247: Whenever policemen want to save criminals in this country, they will tag him insane or destitute. How should we expect diabolic politicians that can do anything to gain political position to rule us well? I pray that the blood of innocent citizens that they have adem using begin to push them into destruction and failure. Let the blood push them to madness and open confession.
Amen O°˚˚˚

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Education / Re: A Student Brutally Burnt To Death By Cultist In Ksu(pic) by funshint(m): 10:39pm On Mar 23
Fyn boi wasted....wonder what he got himself into!!!
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Aspirant, Pls Choose Ur Preffered Candidate Among 5 Contestant by funshint(m): 12:03pm On Mar 23
Buhari- too old and spent
Ribadu- he's better in an advisory post and also not too popular
Atiiku- lacks political integrity, selfish ambition and scandalous
Kwankwaso- kano needs him 4 2nd term. Presidency shouldn't be his priority for now
Tambuwal- relatively young, proven leader, commands a lot of acceptance and respect esp from Nigerian youths. Exactly what Nigeria needs!


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 1st Generation Bank 2014 Recruitment 4 Entry Level by funshint(m): 1:44am On Mar 23
Pls for the benefit of those who can't lay hold of the hard copy can U̶̲̥̅̊ pls share a related link or name of the said bank

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Violent Crimes / Re: Kidnappers/ritualist Den Uncovered In Ibadan by funshint(m): 1:41am On Mar 23
Just take a walk on the street of Nigeria U̶̲̥̅̊'ll discover that the essence of human nature is gradually been eroded. This is what U̶̲̥̅̊ get when U̶̲̥̅̊'re in the midst of abused, overtly-ambitious, greedy, selfish and desperate pple. This country needs to go on rehab!

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Violent Crimes / Re: Kidnappers/ritualist Den Uncovered In Ibadan by funshint(m): 1:15am On Mar 23
If this could hv been going on for so long then its a big failure of intelligence. Nigerian security is totally phucked; everybody is at the mercy if his/her head. God help us!
Violent Crimes / Kidnappers/ritualist Den Uncovered In Ibadan by funshint(m): 1:12am On Mar 23
Soka community in Ibadan, Oyo State turned to a
Mecca of a sort on Saturday, when an abandoned
property at Idi Mangoro area was discovered with
about 15 chained people suspected to have been
About six guns and several cutlasses were also
recovered from the house beside it said to belong to
Black Horse Plastic factory.
The discovery was said to have been made when
some people who were looking for their missing
family member, an okada rider, stumbled on the
building situated in an undeveloped part of the
community, and from where they were hearing
On entering the building, the people who made the
discovery reportedly met the inmates who were
highly malnourished, but by the time Sunday
Tribune got there, only six of them- three males and
three females were met.
One of them was looking like a skeleton and in the
throes of death with his mouth hanging open while
he groaned in pain as flies hovered around his
mouth, nose and eyes.
Human bones were also found inside a well in front
of the eight-room building said to belong to Ponti
Construction Company. The building beside it, it
was learnt, also belonged to Black Horse Plastic
Also, many shoes, bags, clothes and other
accessories were found in two containers which
stood beside the house while mobile numbers
08140574774 and 07038651723 with the name
’Friba’ and 08061197191 with the name ‘Koko Aram’
were also written on the inside wall of the building.
Identification cards with names such as Mr Rafiu
Alamu (tanker driver) and national identity and First
Bank ATM cards belonging to one Mrs Janet
Motunrayo Lemo were also found at the scene.
Some of the inmates were said to have run for dear
lives immediately their chains were loosened, with
one of them who claimed to have been an
immigration official shouting with glee as he
breathed air of freedom and ran away.
One of the female inmates told Sunday Tribune that
she was delivered of a baby on Friday and the baby
was immediately taken away. Evidence of being a
new mother could be seen as she had blood stains
around her.
As operatives of Operation Burst and policemen
from Sanyo arrived at the scene, four men who
claimed to be security guards were arrested from
the building belonging to Black Horse.
One of them who spoke with Sunday Tribune gave
his name as Abideen Akanmu, saying that he was
brought to the building by one Gbadamosi to watch
over the house inmates.
He further disclosed that Gbadamosi used to bring
people who were dirty looking. “We would bring
them and shave their heads,” he disclosed.
A member of the community who spoke
anonymously told Sunday Tribune that he got a call
from neighbours and “when I got there, I saw people
who were like mad people but on a closer look, I
saw that they were not really mad, but had gone
through starvation. Some of them said they had
been there for two years while others said seven
“I was told that some of them died from starvation.
That was why I called the chairman of Oluyole Local
Government, Prince Abass Alesinloye so that he
could see things himself.”
Another community leader, Dr Amodu Akeem, a
lecturer at Lead City University also told Sunday
Tribune: “At about 10.45am, I received a call from a
neighbour who intimated me of the discovery in our
“When I got there, I discovered that they were not
mad people as they spoke Yoruba and English
fluently. They were about 15. That prompted us to
alert the local government chairman.”
They both appealed to the government to intensify
patrol in the neighbourhood as the community had
become endangered with what was discovered.
One of the inmates who gave his name as Tunji
Alabi said he was a conductor when he was
abducted and brought to the house. He said he had
spent seven months.
A community member also alleged that the security
guards were just disguising, labelling them as
killers. He said the kidnapped people were sane but
were malnourished. He also added that all of them
were met chained.
Reacting to the story when contacted, the chairman
of Oluyole Local Government, Prince Abass
Alesinloye said he had already called the attention
of the Special Adviser to the governor on Security
Matters to the matter.
He added that he had called security agents such as
Operation Burst and Divisional Police Officer, Sanyo
Division so that the place would be secured.
The local government chairman also said he had
made arrangement that the rescued victims be
taken to the hospital for prompt medical attention.
Computers / Re: How Do I Download Videos From Youtube Using Galaxy 10.1 Or Tecno Andriod by funshint(m): 11:56pm On Mar 22
Copy the video address and go to these sites or paste the video link, select your desired format preferably MP4 and download.
Business / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander At Kano's Shoprite Opening by funshint(m): 12:43am On Mar 21

You dey even call London sef, come Nottingham here, every nook and cranny, you go see TESCO and the rest.
E dey like normal thing for here.

Mods I dey come make I upload my trip to Buckingham Palace
If only U̶̲̥̅̊ know where this country is coming from b4 getting to this stage. u won't open your buccal cavity anyhow to mock others. Buckingham palace ko; "Garriham" palace ni. mtcheww!!


Business / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander At Kano's Shoprite Opening by funshint(m): 12:20am On Mar 21
alajor: I dey always laff whenever I c nigerians taking pictures for shoprite lyk say na every. Show how backward we dey. For johannesburg alone shoprite get more than 100 stores, u fit dress anyhow enter there. Una dey passmaga for shoprite,what a shame.
Hmmm oversabi pple even in the US pple go to the mall to sometimes do window shopping, look-around, snapping pictures etc. Its not about the mall itself but its an avenue to be in a diff place away from home and also gives opportunity to mix with other pple. Nigerians are not as backward as U̶̲̥̅̊ think.
*100shoprite malls in J'boug alone?! U̶̲̥̅̊ can lie O°˚˚˚ !!!


Phones / Re: Zte Seals Tech Deal For Modernisation Of Nigerian Railway by funshint(m): 2:12pm On Mar 20
Modernization with Tukur as NRC chairman?! This country is such a joke!!
Education / Re: How Often Do You Experience Deja Vu And What Do You Think Causes It? by funshint(m): 11:18pm On Mar 17
Yap I've been looking for someone to shed light on this. Sometimes events happen within seconds and just like a flash U̶̲̥̅̊ remember U̶̲̥̅̊'ve dreamt about it. *Front page tins moderators!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Our Plane Was Hijacked- Malaysia Officials by funshint(m): 1:19pm On Mar 15
But seriously what could hv hpnd to the plane? Did it exit into space or flew into a black hole or air vortex? *if there is such anyway. So many questions; no answer!
Ethnic/Racial Politics / Re: The Beauty Of Owerri, The Capital City Of Imo. by funshint(m): 12:21am On Mar 13
Is dis really necessary; 9jacrap!

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