Nairaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Join Nairaland / Login / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 1243761 members, 1653011 topics. Date: Wednesday, 24 September 2014 at 03:26 AM

View Funshint's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Funshint's Profile / Funshint's Posts

(0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (of 31 pages)

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Records 85 Per Cent Employment In 6 Months – NBS by funshint(m): 7:16pm On Sep 23
shocked angry

Politics / Re: Ajimobi On His Way Out Ofgovernment —senatorlanlehin by funshint(m): 9:10am On Sep 23
Lanlein don't worry, we'll deal with U̶̲̥̅̊ later! angry angry
Politics / Re: Cameroonian Army Claims Boko Haram Leader, Abubakar Shekau Has Been Killed (pix) by funshint(m): 8:46am On Sep 22
This looks for real...shekau is truly dead! So U̶̲̥̅̊ mean Cameroon carried out an operation deep inside Nigerian territory? Kudos to our soldiers but shame on our military heads who sent these soldiers on kamikaze mission. Thank God cameroon was able to backup their claims with pictures unlike Nigeria that'll make an empty/false claim and later refute it.
Politics / Re: PDP Cancels Presidential Primary by funshint(m): 8:10am On Sep 21
Amanwulu1: not same as what apc does. Dis is not one man bullying others to step down. Besides, u're talking about an incumbent president recieving d blessing of his party members. Do u hear anybody complaining as in d case of apc?
Guy u're a learner...just wait for the coming implosion in PDP as regards this selfish decision #Lamido #Tambuwal
Politics / Re: PDP Cancels Presidential Primary by funshint(m): 8:06am On Sep 21
Isn't dis same thing they accused Tinubu/ACN of doing?! Hypocrites!!! I'm not against a consensus candidate its part of democracy but PDP shld just admit they goofed big time and tender a letter of apology to Tinubu! #PigdPig

1 Like

Politics / Re: PDP NEC Picks Jonathan As Sole Presidential Candidate For 2015 by funshint(m): 8:34pm On Sep 18
Later some pple will accuse APC of imposition. So tell me wat has just happened. Sometime U̶̲̥̅̊ just hv to impose candidates because bad candidates can wield so much influence within a party to the extent that it'll be impossible for good/competent people to emerge as candidate. That is wat Tinubu does and that's the reason why Lagos state is enjoying some level of efficient leadership. Some e-diots will never understand this. All they do is to open their mouth and make noise for nothing. God forbid Nigeria continues with this cluelessness called GEJ. God save Nigeria!!!
 
Politics / Re: Which Nigerian Governor Is Going To Jail Next? by funshint(m): 12:54pm On Sep 17
nnekaogo: James Ibori is one governor that has been blessed to spend some time behind bars. He is still doing time in a UK prison. Which governor do you think will be the next to spend some vacation behind bars?

Otunba Gbenga Daniels and Ayo Fayose are two governors that seem to have managed to escape going to jail. Of the present crop of governors, which one do you think is most likely to end up in prison soon?
As long as they keep their corrupt ways restricted to Nigeria, none of them will go to jail.

1 Like

Religion / Re: Russia : We Warned The Americans About Islamic State by funshint(m): 12:42pm On Sep 17
The Russians are making very valid points here. Just look at all the recent wars US has engaged in #Iraq #Afganistan #Libya...those countries are in a total mess. IS is the result of US and Qatar arming unknown groups in the name of moderate opposition. And yet they still stupidly want to repeat thesame mistakes. Smh 4 America and their shallow policies! *though America is a strong country but sometimes they behave and act like kids. Hw do U̶̲̥̅̊ form alliance with Iraqi govt to fight IS but not with Syria fighting thesame group but U̶̲̥̅̊ still want to invade their territory...this is against international boundary consideration and it really beats logic!!
 
Health / Re: Blood Stains On My Bedsheets,and Room,started 9yrs Ago. by funshint(m): 1:32pm On Sep 16
Mettal: 1) random,not particularly in one place. 2) the exercise book was at my window,!!. Take note i said in my room and bed,there are random droplets on the floors too.yesterday night around 9pm,i was still reading on my desk when i noticed another fresh pint of blood on the floor.That prompted me to publicise it.
Hmmmn go and see your doctor for thorough medical examination. If the doctor says u're Oº°˚ ˚°ºкĶ sorry to say I suggest U̶̲̥̅̊ go to a psychiatrist for mental examination 'cos U̶̲̥̅̊ might just be hallucinating. So anytin after that we can now talk of d spiritual...If I may ask do U̶̲̥̅̊ take hard drugs or aphrodisiacs?!
Health / Re: Blood Stains On My Bedsheets,and Room,started 9yrs Ago. by funshint(m): 12:34pm On Sep 16
Mettal: sometimes i noticed blood on my cloth, there was a time i saw heavy drops of blood on pages of an exercise book i was calculating sums with.That was the most terrifying of all,am pointing finger on a demon.That certainly is not my blood, then if it happens to be my blood out there...Then am screwed.
The blood stains were on which parts of the cloth? Did U̶̲̥̅̊ lay 'ur head on the paper to rest/sleep when U̶̲̥̅̊ were doing your calculation?
Health / Re: Blood Stains On My Bedsheets,and Room,started 9yrs Ago. by funshint(m): 11:37am On Sep 16
Wat about the cloth U̶̲̥̅̊ put on wen U̶̲̥̅̊ sleep...isn't dere blood stain on them? or do U̶̲̥̅̊ sleep Unclad? Or else dis thread be moved to d joke section.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Brg Concept Invitation by funshint(m): 10:50am On Sep 16
Wats d content of the invitation first. I smell all these HSAs
Family / Re: Before Sex Destroy My Marriage by funshint(m): 7:39am On Sep 16
It might be due to her change in appearance compared to when U̶̲̥̅̊ just met. Many women bcom slack once they get married and stqrt having children thus making them less attractive. Tell her to start dressing or making up in a way that'll be sexually attractive to U̶̲̥̅̊. Also U̶̲̥̅̊ can combine this with some drugs #Viagra and co. But bro U̶̲̥̅̊ sef gat remain loyal!!

5 Likes

Nairaland / General / Re: Can You Guess Who This Fagg0t Is? by funshint(m): 5:02pm On Sep 15
OMG!!! See as dis guy dey yab Seun...if him catch U̶̲̥̅̊ na ban till eternity be dat O°˚˚˚ grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Standard Chartered Bank(2015 International Graduate Programme) by funshint(m): 2:20pm On Sep 15
Those people are only looking for cold blooded psychopaths!

1 Like

Religion / Re: Christian Songs by funshint(m): 9:24am On Sep 14
honouruy:
pls wer can i download dis song
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Working Class Lady Needed now before i kill myself!!! by funshint(m): 7:41pm On Sep 12
femsteve02:

with dat nobody will employ me. i think d biz is running fine here. i already have five adds on bbm. hahahaha
I pity U̶̲̥̅̊; pple like U̶̲̥̅̊ are actually needed for money. Your head will respond very well; waste of sperm Eediot!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Working Class Lady Needed now before i kill myself!!! by funshint(m): 5:13pm On Sep 12
femsteve02: I'm a handsome but jobless guy. I live in lagos, I'm very good in bed. I'm searching for a working class lady who can take care of me. Pls and pls, I'm very serious. I'm damn broke and I need to make ends meet. I'm a graduate but couldn't get a job. Somebody should add me up now before I kill myself :-/ 7909946B. I talk my own ooo.
Ediot so U̶̲̥̅̊ think the only solution to your problem is to leach on an innocent working lady. Hv U̶̲̥̅̊ ever made any attempt to look for work even if its not wat U̶̲̥̅̊ presently desire e.g security or go out and learn a trade. Lazy bones na dat joblessness go kill U̶̲̥̅̊!!!

1 Like

Politics / Re: Lady Shot Dead In Lagos On Her Way To Work by funshint(m): 4:56pm On Sep 12
One reason why I hate that place #Lagos. Still wonder why people will already be on their way to work by 4:30-5 early in the morning?! Only mad people live there. RIP to the dead!!

5 Likes

Computers / Re: Windows 9 Is Coming. This Is What It Looks Like by funshint(m): 4:45pm On Sep 12
If u're not using a touchscreen laptop; its not advisable to use window8 'cos U̶̲̥̅̊ wouldn't enjoy it. Its actually optimized for touch screen pcs.

2 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: APC Reps Aspirant, Kingsley Nkemka, Assassinated In Imo State by funshint(m): 3:21pm On Sep 12
Hmmmn the killer party has resumed to what they know best #PigRigPig
Family / Re: What To Learn From Pastor Chris And Pastor Anita Marriage Saga! by funshint(m): 11:22pm On Sep 09
Just 2 lessons learnt:

Ladies; don't place your pastor above your husband 'cos they are as imperfect as anybody out there.

Men; if U̶̲̥̅̊ know marriage doesn't fit into your journey of life, U̶̲̥̅̊ better walk alone than to make your woman stay alone.
Politics / Re: Chai!!! Naija!!! Is This Really Abia State Teaching Hospital??? Photos by funshint(m): 5:16pm On Sep 09
How Abians have not managed to stone this yeye gov to death is a miracle that can only occur in Nigeria...chai Abia is in a state of war!

1 Like

Politics / Re: HOT: GEJ With Alleged Boko Haram Financier, Ali Modu Sheriff In Chad Yesterday! by funshint(m): 4:35pm On Sep 09
What else do U̶̲̥̅̊ expect; they're both in thesame party now..PigdPig!!!

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Lagos, 20 Other States Get New Police Commissioners by funshint(m): 12:27am On Sep 09
tjfulloption: congratulation CP Abubakar Marafa, we the people of Kebbi State are proud of you. Allah ya taya ka rikon mulki...amin
So wats d big deal; does it bring kunu to your table?!...mtchewwwwwww!!
Music/Radio / Re: When Last Did You Buy An Album & Whose Was It? by funshint(m): 10:53pm On Sep 08
Last week; 9ice-CNN & GRA
Politics / Re: I Regret Having Akpabio As My Successor, Says Ex-gov Attah by funshint(m): 10:40pm On Sep 07
See beef... Even though I hate Akpabio's lack of character, the question is "what did Attah do when he was gov?" in terms of infrastructural development Akpabio beats him handsdown #StoryForTheGods

4 Likes

Politics / Re: Breaking!!! The Sun Newspaper Vice Chairman, Dimgba Igwe Is Dead by funshint(m): 8:21pm On Sep 06
Ever since the sun newspaper ran that caption "Abia Stinks"...they put themselves in danger. Theodore Orji just confirmed he's a bloody killer...God save Abia state from this murderer #VampireOrji!!
Health / Re: How Can I Get A Cottonwool That Got Stuck Inside My Leftear Out? by funshint(m): 7:46pm On Sep 06
Don't force it out again...just go and see your doctor!
Jokes Etc / Re: Would You Slap A Soldier In Front Of The Barracks For 20M? by funshint(m): 7:42pm On Sep 06
Dats a 20m U̶̲̥̅̊ might never live to receive...that's tantamount to death sentence!

(0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (of 31 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2014 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See Nairalist and How To Advertise. 58
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.