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Phones / Re: Facebook Is Down by jackpot(f): 5:19pm On Mar 05
Just imagine how it seems that we are all dependent on Facebook.

It got me thinking... what if there's no Facebook?

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Properties / Re: Urgent! Should I Allow My Tenant Bury Her 1 Year Old Daughter In My Compound? by jackpot(f): 2:30am On Feb 21
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No,
Thats not done!

Na wa for some kind question for dis side o.....
why doesn't your name MANABBQGRILLS appear when quoted?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Directs Payment Of State House Electricity Bill by jackpot(f): 2:29am On Feb 21
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Wtf shocked shocked shocked
e shock you? Are all their appliances electric plates, fridge and iron?
Sports / Re: AFCON 2023 Best Player Of Tournament Contenders: Lookman, Haller, Ekong Leads by jackpot(f): 11:55am On Feb 11
Mokoena lost the last two critical penalties for South Africa. He should normally be out of contention for the award.

The only condition I see Nwabali winning it is if the match is decided by penalties and Nigeria comes out victorious.

If it is a cagey final with Ekong scoring the winning goal, then Ekong wins it.

If Osimhen scores in the final, Osimhen wins it.

If Lookman scores one or two goals in the final, then Lookman can win it.

If Frank Onyeka scores two goals (with one of them being an outside 18-yard shot), then I see him winning it.
Politics / Re: NLC Is Doing Controlled Opposition - Morris Monye by jackpot(f): 4:22am On Feb 09
superCleanworks:
And what is the government doing?

A. Systematic Starvation
B. Controlled Oppression
C. Progressive Inflation
D. All of the Above
Read again what he said. He is saying that government is using NLC to control the masses and call off protests if it wants to happen.
Business / Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,520 Per Dollar by jackpot(f): 3:45pm On Jan 31
Throwback:


Why should exchange rate of the dollar cause a rise in the cost of living inside Nigeria?

That is the problem the government needs to address.

Eliminate importation of the commodities we should never be importing, like our fuels.

Are we importing agricultural products?
as it stands now, you cannot run away from importation. Our economy is currently highly import-dependent. We need practical solutions. The economy is seriously nose-diving.

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Business / Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,520 Per Dollar by jackpot(f): 3:09pm On Jan 31
Throwback:
Tinubu made it clear that the dollar should trade for whatever value those who are demanding it are willing to pay for it.

The question then is why are Nigerians so concerned about the naira value of the dollar?

The exchange rate is not a value of our local economy.

We were never a bigger economy than the USA when our Naira traded higher to a dollar on the 1960s and 1970s.

The UK is not a bigger economy than the USA despite the exchange rate between the British Pound and the US Dollar.

The government should focus on our local economy and achieving local sustenance, and ignore the exchange rate speculators.

As long as the average Nigerian can get all their needs and have enough left for savings and investments for the future, the exchange rate would be nothing but a number, just as it was when we had a higher exchange rate but a poorer economy compared to the US economy.
You are a big PHOOOL and an IGNORANT FOWL

The Tilumbu government cannot pay people salaries enough to cater for the rise in the cost of living caused by the exchange rate, and you said we should look away.

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Celebrities / Re: Judy Austin: You See This Lady Here, I Don't Joke With Her - Yul Edochie by jackpot(f): 11:24am On Jan 31
WILL THE ONLINE INLAWS AND NDI NWUNYE-DI AGREE? cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: ‘Now I Know Who I Am’: Giannis Antetokounmpo Makes An Epic First Trip Home . by jackpot(f): 12:52pm On Jan 17
Ugochukwu, Rotimi, Ndubuisi and Emeka. It seems that the parents had to change all their names to Greek names as part of the requirements to secure Greek nationality

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Jokes Etc / Re: Bath Time With My Niece--first Sex by jackpot(f): 9:53am On Dec 28, 2023
How is this story a JOKE?

Can some kindhearted mod move this to the Sexuality Section?
Education / Re: Got My First Carryover, Please Help I’m Dying by jackpot(f): 8:56am On Dec 22, 2023
enemyofprogress:
Carry over wey we dey take dey pose and do guy for girls like Mynd44 and co, na him dis one wan take kill himself. Omo no be by certificate o, na by who you know and the grace of God. I spent 7 years in school for a four year course, I came out with ordinary pass, but today person wey get first class no fit enter where I dey enter.
Are you enemy of progress? wink cheesy
Education / Re: Got My First Carryover, Please Help I’m Dying by jackpot(f): 8:53am On Dec 22, 2023
donproject2:
I know how you feel, I felt the same thing when I got carryover in my second semester 200L, mine was even worst. I got 28 out of 100, it was like a dent in my academic career. I had 7 As out of 9 I did that semester though.

After that carryover grade in the course, I said to myself that I must have a perfect semester to atone the dent, that is, a semester with all As in my courses. To me, this will be the only way to makeup for that CO. I tried all I could from my 300 level, up till my 500l first semester, I couldn't achieve this, closest I was was 4.92. I lost the zeal to further pursue this.

Second semester 500l known for being highly eventful, excess thesis written and defenses left and right, I wouldn't bother on this promise I made to myself again, I would read normally because there was no stressing myself again. Wrote all my papers later that semester, they wouldn't let us see our final semester results normally, just a graduating list when it is ready to know our fate. I got my transcript after our convocation, I found out that I actually wrote 5.0 in that final semester, I got a sigh of relief and I could forgive myself for that 200l carryover.
What was your final CGPA? Were you able to make first class?
Phones / Re: Warning ⚠️ Mind What You Post On Whatsapp. Pics Attached by jackpot(f): 3:15pm On Nov 24, 2023
Short story
Food / Re: Please Remove One And Eat Others(photo) by jackpot(f): 1:27am On Nov 17, 2023
I cannot even eat these because I am afraid of cholesterol
Romance / Re: You Must Have At Least 5 Million In Your Account To Date Me: Says A Fine Lady by jackpot(f): 4:04am On Nov 06, 2023
Postinor:
Apart from pussy which I can put my rod in, what else can you offer
is the word pussy no longer banned on nairaland?
Celebrities / Re: AY Apologies To Davido Over His Recent Joke In Warri (Video) by jackpot(f): 6:06am On Oct 09, 2023
Joke abi na insult, eh Ay?

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Family / Re: My Husband Is Not The Same Man I Married. by jackpot(f): 2:37pm On Aug 14, 2023
I thought that I have seen this story before on this site?
Politics / Re: Kano, Lagos, Kaduna Recorded Highest Registrations, Issuance Of NIN by jackpot(f): 10:46am On Aug 09, 2023
Agbadorians: FreestuffsNG, seunmsg

CBN Dollar Rate was N440 in June and Black market rate was N750.

You said Emefiele was the problem and Tinubu removed him and replaced him with an Engineer as acting CBN Governor. Tinubu now decided to float the Naira saying it will make the 1USD come down to around N600 and it will become available to buy from banks.

Now, we last heard 1USD is going for N900. Even Master Cards ATM issued by Nigerian banks still don't function overseas.

What is happening?

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Politics / Re: Shell To Sell More Oil Assets In Nigeria by jackpot(f): 9:56am On Aug 05, 2023
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.....and we have nothing to show for all the wealth as a nation?!

Again,
May all politicians that raped our nation and took her 100 years back with blind looting and stealing since 1960 never end well in life.
Including their supporters.
So shall it be as long as God lives....

We Rise.
Did someone hack your account? Because I know you supported the last administration despite it's well-known ineptitude.
Sports / Re: I’m Yoruba, They Only See Me As White —Falcons’ Ashleigh Plumptre by jackpot(f): 12:04pm On Jul 31, 2023
https://playersbio.com/ashleigh-plumptre-family-parents-and-siblings/
Ashleigh Plumptre paternal grandfather is a Nigerian but her father is half Nigerian, half British. Her mother and grandmother are pure British.
In essence, she has 25% Nigerian blood, 75% British.
Sports / Re: Rasheedat Ajibade Celebrates Jesus After World Cup Victory Against Australia by jackpot(f): 5:03am On Jul 31, 2023
Is Rasheedat a Muslim name?
Education / Re: Naira Devaluation: Nigerian Students Face Tough Times In UK,Tuition Soars By 60% by jackpot(f): 4:39pm On Jul 12, 2023
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Politics / Re: Rivers PDP Faults EU Report: Election Went Well, Wike Allowed Level Playing Grou by jackpot(f): 5:32pm On Jul 06, 2023
It's a common knowledge that Wike rigged openly for Tinubu against the Rivers State majority choice, which is H.E. Peter Obi.

Some crooked Nigerian Police helped him to carry ballot boxes using their Police vehicle

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Politics / Re: More Hardship Looms For Nigerians As Discos Mull Tariff Increment by jackpot(f): 10:54am On Jun 27, 2023
Agbado people pays less for fuel and they will pay less for electricity cool cool cool


Update: Paste RENEWED HOPE stickers on your metre box and Electricity DISCOs will bill you less cheesy cheesy cheesy

There is no hardship elsewhere. Fuel price is normal. Check wetin UK, US and Canada dey pay for fuel. Things are improving and Tinubu will crash dollar to N200 before December.

Once dollar crashes to N200, price of fuel will drop too to N150 grin grin grin

Infact immediately Dangote Refinery starts working, fuel will drop down to N50 per litre

PBAT will also crash price of garri from N1600 to N250 before December runs out.

Toyota venza price will crash to N500k

Bike prices will also crash to N50k

People are getting jobs on a daily basis, no loss of jobs. grin grin

Close your eyes, touch your chest and say "THIS JAGABANZA ADMINISTRATION MUST FAVOUR ME AND MY FAMILY" grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: More Hardship Looms For Nigerians As Discos Mull Tariff Increment by jackpot(f): 10:51am On Jun 27, 2023
This HARDSHIP and TINUBU's tenure will favour me and my family.


RENEWED SHEGE BANZA PROMAX
grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Police Disclaim Viral Video, Report Of Kidnapping On Enugu Road by jackpot(f): 2:06pm On Jun 25, 2023
Them tell us say if dem devalue Naira, we go buy dollar for around 600, fiam, the Current rate now na N823 per dollar, according to Google.

When fuel is imported with the current dollar rate, the price of fuel may sell above N800 per litre.

Flight tickets have doubled. Flights of N450k last year is now N850k.

People paying for tuition overseas through CBN are now paying near double of what was paid last year.

Price of goods and transportation have doubled in the market in Naija.

Subsidy has been removed without increase in salaries.

Things are more difficult now than during Buhari era.

Sure say Nigerians no go miss Buhari like this so?

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Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by jackpot(f): 9:25am On Jun 25, 2023
lumens:
shocked


You are the cause of your problems.
I assume you are penetrating the girl through missionary.
Since you stopped masturbation a month ago, you are not yet ripe for missionary. The sweetness of the vagina makes your prick fall instantly and you end up releasing your hot seeds into her.


Let the baby girl ride you. Allow her dominate you. Let her sit on top of your prick and ride you to hell. It builds your sexual stamina slowly. Try to endure the pleasure as she glides her wet creamy pussy all over your hard rock prick.

After some times, try to insert your prick in her deep moist wet pussy through the missionary style. It would shock you how you'll last long. When you insert, don't bow to pressure. Thrust your prick into the moist pussy slowly while fixing your gaze on her. Don't think too much about the sweetness of the hole.

When you have gotten your stamina back, you can now proceed to lash her through the back. All you need to do is to make her bend over. Make her stomach touch the bed or the floor while her ass is up in the air. Make sure you don't see her head from the back. Then insert your hard rock black curved prick into her gaping hole and fire down.

God bless.
You're too raw. Gosh! It seems Nairaland doesn't sensor words again shocked
Foreign Affairs / Re: We Captured Russian Army HQ Without A Single Shot — Wagner Chief by jackpot(f): 8:43pm On Jun 24, 2023
BscHolder:
As a hardcore Biafran, we stand with Wagner forces. Putin refused to support Biafra course and he must pay for it.
He was silent to the killings of Biafrans by the zoo army.
IPOB will deploy Jets, weapons and nuclear bombs to the Wagner PMC to battle the Kremlin and topple Putin's government.
Same way we will deploy fire-arms and use of war and civil disobedience to seceed and break out from the zoo and enthrone Peter Obi as the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the Biafra Republic.
Biafra is coming
Coming from someone that supports Agbado. Propaganda mischief merchant.

Dollar is hovering around N820 now. APC seems to be only out to impoverish Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Economic Overhaul Raises Hopes For Nigeria’s New Leader - Financial Times by jackpot(f): 2:05pm On Jun 21, 2023
Our economy is going down. Flight tickets are very expensive now. Fuel will soon sell for 700+ and then, Tinubu's Propaganda Team will find another excuse to sell to the citizens, maybe to start blaming Buhari and Emefiele for the economic decline till his first tenure is complete.

Cars are getting scarce on the roads now, not because people are now entering train, but because of high cost of fuel.

People with petrol generators will no longer be putting it on frequently, not because there is light, but because they can't afford fuel.

Very soon, people will not be leaving the country again, not because Nigeria is better but because our currency is in a mess. A flight that sold for N400k last year is now N900k

I weep for Nigeria's economy in the years to come.

Tinubu is not starting well. This is exactly how Buhari started with devaluing the Naira against the Dollar, and look at where we are.

May we not miss Buhari
Politics / Re: Obi, LP Tender 18,088 Blurred Result Sheets, Other Documents by jackpot(f): 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2023
nwapee:
Prof Eric Ofuedu, one of Nigeria's finest mathematician. He taught me Functional analysis and Topology in Unizik in 2013, during my Msc days. Good to see you doing the right thing.
I think that I know you. 😂

Your initials are O.N.P.? grin
Crime / Re: Socialite, Cecilia Agu Sent To Prison Over ₦‎275 Million Internet Scam by jackpot(f): 10:27am On Jun 15, 2023
The title appears to be misleading and sensational. How can validation and verification of Instagram account amount to N275m?

This could be business gone wrong and trumped-up charges.

And she appears to have been granted bail. Which one is Prison again? I thought Prison comes after sentencing?

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Autos / Re: I Converted My Generator to LPG And Tested The Fuel Consumption/Cost by jackpot(f): 5:51am On Jun 13, 2023
3 hrs, 17 minutes= 3.17 hrs? Seriously? You're wrong in your calculations.

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