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Politics / Re: Emefiele Implicated Suspended EFCC Head, Bawa In Naira Redesign Scam by lordmassac(m): 2:10pm On Jun 16, 2023
In due time

b3llo:
When will Abubakar Malami, be called for questioning?

When will "Air Nigeria" scammer be called for investigation? Someone that used N10 billion to buy 10 firefighter truck.

When will Sadiya Faruk be invited? She fed imaginary children with hundreds of millions during lockdown.


People theif under Bubu no be small
Education / Re: Industrial Court Orders ASUU Back To Work by lordmassac(m): 9:28pm On Sep 21, 2022
Judolisco:
Court proceedings is still ongoing... So they have to resume, so we'll see whether they'll resume to teach or resume to conduct research only... Na me loseguard I for Don finish postgraduate if I go sch wey no dey strike


We share the same pain comrade.
Almost 4years now ontop MSc o

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) - Live by lordmassac(m): 5:38pm On Aug 21, 2022
crazygod:
This one small teams are beating Chelsea and City, I hope Liverpool is safe tomorrow. embarassed


Which kain vavulence bethis na
Travel / Re: Is Ilorin The Most Peaceful City In Nigeria? by lordmassac(m): 8:53pm On Jun 02, 2022
sotall:
Not sure it is.

Same Ilorin that has been engulfed by religious crises recently


That is very far from the truth.

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Phones / Re: Where Is Your Favorite Phone Pressing Spot? by lordmassac(m): 5:32pm On Apr 21, 2022
Telegram234:
Where is your favorite phone pressing spot and why u love the spot?

1) Toilet

2) Backyard of your house.

3) Your Balcony.

me nah toilet cheesy signals wey dey there pass 6G. lol

Where else if not toilet. The feeling mheeeen
Car Talk / Re: Driving Experts, What Will You Do In This Situation? (pic) by lordmassac(m): 8:20pm On Feb 19, 2022
olumzzz:

Normal level, you will know what to do if you drive oyo to ogbomosho regularly

Gbayi jare baba.
This road even have where you can layby.
Just slow down and move off the road jeje.
Education / Re: What Class Were You, When You Read This Book? by lordmassac(m): 8:45am On Feb 16, 2022
Mercychen:
This is primary 3 Reader..it's not a novel.

Edet or Ali and simbi on Christmas day. Their father bought chicken to celebrate it.

Mehn...this takes me down memory lane and reminds me of my pry 3 teacher, Mr. Ibikunle. Very tall and grumpy old.
I remember, on one of our reading days, I just looked away for a sec and he threw a wooden duster at me and the thing hit me on the fore head. undecided.

Modified:
Wait o. If like many claimed, this is actually Ali and simbi, how come their father is Igbo? Is Ali an igbo name? Or even simbi? That is not Mr Nwosu lipsrsealed. I think it should be Mr Dada or something. grin.




Mr Nwosu
Car Talk / Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by lordmassac(m): 6:23pm On Jan 27, 2022
Virgohills:


Jibowu the road opposite delta line n eagle line
When did that road become one-way?!
Religion / Re: Is This Juju Or Mere Coincidence. Pls Explain Ur Experience by lordmassac(m): 3:45pm On Nov 19, 2021
bragamycin:
, it seems like the weight of the world s on my shoulder and I fear ama break down.
Right now I have to start asking questions like , am I being punished ,
Am I the only one experiencing these kinda stuffs etc
It’ really hurts menh nd I feel like spending time in the BAR to console myself


You are not in that situation alone bro.
You will surely survive it if you really want to.
Politics / Re: Kwara State SME Recovery Fund For Looted Shop Owners by lordmassac(m): 10:07am On Oct 29, 2020
King44:
Ilorin people used their hands and do themselves,

When did shoprite turned your hoarded palliatives?

The only fun place to be in Ilorin they looted it clean haba!

Government should try and help bring the mall back to the way it was and support those retailer who got looted clean.






Lol... The only fun place to be in ilorin...?

Bro, u just waka pass. No talk am again
Politics / Re: FG Moves To End DSTV's Monopoly, Says Multichoice Is Cheating Nigerians by lordmassac(m): 1:55pm On Jul 05, 2020
sexylassie2:
Anti business Nigerian govt.

Dstv subs in Nigeria are the lowest in Africa.

So the only reason, they put the law was because of startimes a govt company.

They want to collect things for free without paying.

Socialist government, that is why this country will be forever poor.


Lowest in Africa...
This kain lie self
Science/Technology / Re: How Flying Snakes Can Glide Through The Air (Photos) by lordmassac(m): 2:29pm On Jul 02, 2020
Tapout:
all These flying things....
The easiest way to torment a lady is to put her in a room with a flying cockroach grin grin grin

Dont try it with my madam. She will surprise you.
Person wey sabi hunt anything.

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Car Talk / Re: American Automotive Technician Training Live In Abuja From July 1, 2018 by lordmassac(m): 7:15pm On Jul 08, 2019
AutoElectNG:


Eleven hours ago, I sent an email to the email address linked to your nairaland moniker.

It said: "Sorry for not responding sooner"

I will send you another email with the requested information.


Oh Thanks!
I have been offline since yesterday. I'll check my mail asap
Car Talk / Re: American Automotive Technician Training Live In Abuja From July 1, 2018 by lordmassac(m): 7:03pm On Jul 08, 2019
AutoElectNG:


If we have a minimum of 25 students ready to sign up (as in ready to pay), we will commence!

A big shout-out to RadAutoWorks for providing the venue!

Tell one, tell another!!

Hello Autoelect,

I requested to send you a mail but you are yet to respond to the request.

I just need a concise detail about how the training program will go.
Politics / Re: Zamfara Traditional Rulers Arrested For Serving As Bandits' Informants by lordmassac(m): 8:00am On Apr 25, 2019
tesppidd:
This is what we get when someone has no job to go to early in the morning.
They wake up, come on nairaland and rush to post on front page as if that would earn them that elusive monthly salary.

You have not heard that in situations like this it is unwise to mention names until thorough investigation and arrests are completed?

And then the worst part; you want arraignment, prosecution and imprisonment within 2 or 3 weeks??


Bros you are a fool.


Savage!

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Politics / Re: Emulate Saraki – INEC Tells Politicians by lordmassac(m): 2:44pm On Mar 28, 2019
TANTUMERGO007:

If you follow Saraki since his early days in politics, he's never a violent person. You can't compare him to the likes you got in APC, the people rejected him and he agreed to leave them unlike Amaechi Akpabio and co. He deserves to be hailed. He's a democrat



Never a violent person... I hear you.
Politics / Re: After Meeting Tinubu, Alao-Akala Rejoins APC - Oyoinsight.com by lordmassac(m): 8:18am On Mar 01, 2019
iammo:
While he is busy restrategizing, his haters are busy insulting him, when he begins reaping the political gains they call him all sort of names

The where counting scores for saraki
Politics / Re: Pictures From Celebrations Of Buharis Victory From All Over Nigeria by lordmassac(m): 7:18am On Feb 28, 2019
slawomir:
"I keep asking myself why the Northerners are celebrating like this especially since Buhari contested against a fellow northerner"


Simply because they see atiku as a liberal man who won't key into their Islamic agenda and he doesn't have this born to rule mentality
Why don't you ask yourself assuming it was buhari Vs el rufai
My guy it would have been fifty fifty vote because they both have the same agenda
When buhari is done he will handover to el rufai or ribadu

Then tinubu wings will be cliped finally

I see...
Education / Re: What Can I Do With Industrial Mathematics Degree In Nigeria by lordmassac(m): 7:02pm On Feb 26, 2019
mbappe:
What can i do with bsc in industrial mathematics in Nigeria.pls I need a mature advice

My brother, companies will be running after you.
Just get a good grade.
Politics / Re: Atiku Fails To Defeat Buhari In Any Of 34 Kano LGAs So Far by lordmassac(m): 12:38pm On Feb 26, 2019
[quote author=Helgreenluv post=76119838][/quote]

Chai!
Politics / Re: Atiku Fails To Defeat Buhari In Any Of 34 Kano LGAs So Far by lordmassac(m): 7:06pm On Feb 25, 2019
Helgreenluv:
Has anyone seen or heard from the senseless and dumb jasonscolari? He must be wailing right now.

Fine girl, you wicked o.
Na your boyfriend you finish so?

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Politics / Re: Election: APC Speaks On Kwara Elections by lordmassac(m): 6:57pm On Feb 25, 2019
kollinz1234:
Kwara people, they have used u people remaining to dump u. You people had the number 3 citizen of the country from ur state and gave him up because of O TO GE yet Tinibu who is politically no where in the herrachy of the country is enjoying yorubaland and no one is shouting o to ge. Have sense u will not have sense. Mumu ppl


Is it your Kwara?
Come and carry him, we dash you.
Senate president that is inhibiting the growth of his state, is that one a senate president?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 0) On 24th February 2019 by lordmassac(m): 3:13pm On Feb 24, 2019
Gooaaaal
Politics / Re: Jubilation In Adamawa As Buhari Defeats Atiku In Polling Unit (PICS) by lordmassac(m): 6:37pm On Feb 23, 2019
olujastro:
We told wailers that Buhari will defeat Atiku in Adamawa state based on what we know, they insulted us in return. cheesy

I only needed to see Adamawa and Kwara to confirm that APC has won the election.
So far so good... #NextLevel is guaranteed smiley


So far so good...
APC is Ahead in Kwara.

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Literature / Re: THE PROTEST By Ajala Ahmed by lordmassac(m): 2:18pm On Dec 16, 2018
Beautiful handwriting.
Politics / Re: Kwara Governor Complains About "Conduct" Of Kwara Rep By-Election by lordmassac(m): 10:15pm On Nov 17, 2018
iHart:
Hahahahahaha, they never see anything. Abi they are saying that nobody will vote APC because there is hunger in the land? So who are voting now? Even in there stronghold they are missing!!! PDP should just forget about 2023!!!

2023 lohun lohun!!!
You are wicked

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by lordmassac(m): 8:57pm On Nov 07, 2018
I dey enjoy this story the way boroni dey enjoy SK.
Keep it up bro
Literature / Re: #StoryOfMyVagina: Pekele Pekele - By Omotola Omolayo by lordmassac(m): 1:53pm On Oct 16, 2018
Looks like a lovely story
Politics / Re: See What Kayode Ogundamisi Said About Sen. Bukola Sarki That Got People Talking by lordmassac(m): 1:06pm On Oct 07, 2018
ThankYouGod:
Saraki is preparing for 2023. Not 2019. The is just a test.

Una Don come again. Person Don lose he don lose be that.
Pickin no know book you say he get handwriting.
Sports / Re: N'golo Kante Eats Rice & Curry, Plays FIFA At Fan's House In London (Photos) by lordmassac(m): 9:52am On Sep 18, 2018
[quote author=Rextayne post=71298529]Chai! see uppercut. cheesy[/quote

Savagery at its best ]

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Car Talk / Re: The New 2019 Honda Insight Looks Just Like A Honda Accord/civic Hybrid. by lordmassac(m): 9:21pm On Aug 28, 2018
speedfreak:
undecided this Honda arm pulling on the road issue is so overrated,maintenance is all that's required.I've owned a 2001 civic,my elder sister drives a 2001 Accord (baby boy or Hennessey) and my mum presently uses a 2006 accord (eod) and till date non has had the leg issue despite popular conception we've had all 3 since 2012,just ensure that the arms are changed every six months and welded when the change is done.I drive very roughly and frequently ply Farin gada (anyone in Jos can testify how bad the road's to and from the university are).Although all 3 have had their transmissions changed tongue



Are you kidding me?
Change arms every six months when I can drive other brands for years without worrying about the arms..

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Inspects Road Constructions In Kwara State (photos) by lordmassac(m): 10:24pm On Aug 17, 2018
SpecialAdviser:
Is this not ASA DAM road constructed long time ago? This looks like old road to me.

Many lies will be loading for shameless chief liar himself from now.


So, Kwara state University is along asa dam road?
I tire for you o. Even the four lane asa dam road becomes two lane over night in your dream.
SMH

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