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TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Reacts To Memo Circulating On Social Media, Says Memos Are Fake by Officialzoe: 2:28pm On Oct 04, 2017
Drniyi4u:
I hope this TSTV could be available throughout the country very soon. I'm loving it already smiley
have u bought one already
Politics / Re: FG To Merge BVN, Driver’s Licence, National Identity Card by Officialzoe: 11:57pm On Sep 23, 2017
idiots motherfuckers . NATIONAL IDENTITY CARD THAT TAKES DECADES TO GET.

EVERYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY IS SCAM ND SHIT. THEY JUST MAKING LIFE STRESSFUL FOR US. AND MAKING US SO LIMITED INTERNATIONALLY.

IMAGINE BEING ASKED TO BRING UR NIN FOR SOM TRANSACTION VERIFICATION BUT ITS A FLAT LONG A4 PAPER U WILL REMOVE AS NIN. SO BACKWARD
Religion / Re: Muslims Block Road In Victoria Island To Pray, Causing Traffic Jam by Officialzoe: 2:01pm On Sep 23, 2017
they should bundle them away.... this is not the north please

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Travel / Re: Kenyan Lady: “Every Nigerian Is Frustrated And Likes To Shout” by Officialzoe: 10:59am On Sep 21, 2017
she for post am on top Twitter make she see war.
Culture / Types Of People On Nairaland Forum by Officialzoe: 8:26am On Sep 21, 2017
joined nairaland some months ago and so far I've observe and noticed the different type of people commenting

1. The ones that can't do without including the word "Afonja" in their comments: Any small thing they are quick to type AFONJA

2. The Biafra spoke persons : These ones only Understand Biafra. even if the topic is about Romance, Sport, Entertainment they just agitate for Biafra.

3. The Very playful ones/ Funny ones: they virtually joke about anything, they can never be serious. (They make me laugh though)

4. The ones that can do without Tagging "Lalasticlala" : These ones just love Lala. they always tag him whether in context or out of context.

5. The snake Lovers: they are readily available to comment when the post is about snakes. They must also tag Lalasticlala ( I don't know the connection he has with snakes though) I hope someone can explain to me.

6. The Grammarians: These ones use various varieties of grammars to explain simple thing. smh

7. The ones that politicize every post.

9. They ones that can't do without abusing another Nairalander Loool

I know there are several characters on here. Kudos everyone

You can add yours ooo
Politics / Re: PYTHON DANCE II: Ebonyi Rejects, Snubs Military Medical Aid by Officialzoe: 8:00am On Sep 21, 2017
u guy saw medical aid and didn't take advantage becos of python.
how many of them even use to go for check up sef?. that they rejecting free medical aid

better take advantage and know what's doing you.
issokay

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Romance / Re: Don't Be Afraid To Approach A Female Soldier You Love - A Soldier Girl (photos) by Officialzoe: 7:56am On Sep 21, 2017
Abee79:
I can attest! The best relationship I ever had was with a Military girl . . .
and she no dey beat u anytimeu fuckup or wan fuckup

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Romance / Re: Don't Be Afraid To Approach A Female Soldier You Love - A Soldier Girl (photos) by Officialzoe: 7:54am On Sep 21, 2017
so if the husband Bleep up once, u will na deal with him abi
Politics / Re: Blessing Anyim Is Not My Daughter - Anyim Pius Anyim by Officialzoe: 7:49am On Sep 21, 2017
chiamaka4g:
You make no sense and you are not funny.
how do u even know their school sef... I fear u o
Politics / Re: Blessing Anyim Is Not My Daughter - Anyim Pius Anyim by Officialzoe: 7:45am On Sep 21, 2017
chiamaka4g:
His kids are all in Nigeria. They school in Faith Academy, Keffi.
Oshey Google earth ... u fished out their location asap
Politics / Re: Blessing Anyim Is Not My Daughter - Anyim Pius Anyim by Officialzoe: 7:42am On Sep 21, 2017
chiamaka4g:
His kids are all in Nigeria. They school in Faith Academy, Keffi.
OSHEY BADDEST GOOGLE EARTH u fish their location out asap

Phones / Re: Reasons Why I Think The Iphone X Is An Overrated Piece Of Metal - Naijatechguy by Officialzoe: 7:36am On Sep 21, 2017
I know some NL will say it's poverty mind, its totally not poverty mindset. its just preference.. I can get the Xaiomi Mi Mix 2 for about €550 .. instead of wasting a whole $1000 on a phone that doesn't give me total access to personal customization.
Politics / Re: IPOB Finance Headquarters Is In France - Lai Mohammed by Officialzoe: 6:48am On Sep 21, 2017
Macelliot:
Even Nelson Mandela was declared a Terrorist, but today He is greatest African leader.
I think this is out of context here somehow. nelson wasn't fight for SA to be divided to bits or rather two. but for the freedom of entire SA.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest: Carabao Cup (5 - 1) On 20th September 2017 by Officialzoe: 6:54pm On Sep 20, 2017
nawa o from Carlin cup to carabo cup... dem go soon scrap this tournament
Romance / Re: Two American Lesbian Pastors Wed In US (Photos) by Officialzoe: 5:39pm On Sep 20, 2017
loool dem no get shape
Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola At The United Nations General Assembly (Pictures) by Officialzoe: 5:36pm On Sep 20, 2017
WotzupNG:
more
Lol this one wey dey sex hin sister
Politics / Re: Yoruba Youths Kick Against Restructuring. by Officialzoe: 5:34pm On Sep 20, 2017
I'm Yoruba nd I'm not part of them . so I think the headline should be "Some Yoruba youths" instead of Yoruba Youth

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Travel / Re: 5 Reasons Why I Love Lagos City by Officialzoe: 9:03pm On Sep 19, 2017
Narldon:



That was how One Guy sitting beside me in BRT at Oshodi

said his phone was missing

Begged me to help flash his number..

Phone rang right inside his Pocket shocked








It took me three days to realize he just collected my number without Stress angry
ahhh see sense ... will start using this scope. no too much stress
Education / Re: ASUU Announces ‘Conditional Suspension’ Of Strike by Officialzoe: 11:51pm On Sep 18, 2017
so this people think they can use grammar to twist people abi " which one is conditional suspension "
Business / Re: A Nairalander Explains Phonenumber Update Using ATMs For All Firstbank Customers by Officialzoe: 7:10pm On Sep 18, 2017
thank you.. I spent over 2hours in the bank last month just to change my number
Business / Re: India Offers To Buy N367bn Pulse Beans From Nigeria by Officialzoe: 10:24am On Sep 18, 2017
shebi its Nigeria .. they will not produce it
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife: "Operation Python Dance In The South-East Not Acceptable" by Officialzoe: 10:11am On Sep 18, 2017
this ooni had better just keep quiet
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Seen Smoking Shisha In A Night Club (photos) by Officialzoe: 7:32pm On Sep 17, 2017
Hashimyussufamao:
tie man fairr,, when i c celebrities smoking i dnt gv it much attention cuz i knw they've gotten cash 4treatment incase den later get problem. but our street sagging guyz wey b say after staking #100 on bet9ja d last money na 2smoke i pity una life. d funniest part is most of them sef go borrow money smoke u beta receive brain mumus!
*quote me o, i won't reply grin
this comment made my evening Lmfaoooooooo so funny
Family / Re: My Friendship With A 17yrs Old Girl (modified : OUR FIRST kISS @ OFFICE) by Officialzoe: 11:13pm On Sep 16, 2017
greatnaija01:
bros bros

at 33 the same age Jesus was changing lives and touching his world

at 33 the same age Linda ikeji had started making millions

at 33 where many are climbing career heights is where you are having ISSUES with your 'would be' daughter's age mate [if you married at 18yrs]

IT SHOWS HOW LOW YOUR COMMUNICATION QUOTIENT is o.... AT 33 you should never even consider someone for beauty or boobs but for MATURE INTELLIGENCE and you should be the one reporting her to her mum....

IF YOU WERE MAKING CONSIDERABLE PROGRESS IN YOUR CHOSEN FIELD IN LIFE.... SHE WOULD NOT EVEN FEATURE ANYWHERE IN YOUR WORLD.... but for her to maintain contact with you... bros CHANGE YOUR LINE, YOUR ENVIRONMENT OR CHURCH OR JOB.... before you become a pedophile when she gets more mature and discovers she was just infatuated by you and finally DUMPS you.


YOUR ARE HAVING A MENTAL RECESSION TO EVEN CONSIDER THIS RUBBISH



LMAOOOOOOOO THIS GUY IS MAD LMAOOOOOO
Family / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Weds 18-Year-Old Boy In Abia (Photos) by Officialzoe: 11:10pm On Sep 16, 2017
I guess this boy is earning some huge money weekly I guess

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's House After Military Invasion In Umuahia (Photos) by Officialzoe: 11:07pm On Sep 16, 2017
this too extra plz
Romance / Is Sex Really Important? by Officialzoe: 8:55pm On Sep 16, 2017
Fellow Nairalanders ..I just want to ask this awkward question o.
Not all of us know how to catch all these babes and some of us haven't tried sex before
abeg how sweet Is this Sex thing sef? . with the way friends around me Over hype the thing like its a degree.
is sex that sweet and important ?
Phones / Re: Telecoms Beg NCC To Block Whatsapp, Skype, IMO And Other OTT Services by Officialzoe: 8:43pm On Sep 16, 2017
these people are idiots
Politics / Re: Northern Youths In Kano React To Clash In South-East (Photos) by Officialzoe: 2:47pm On Sep 16, 2017
RichFoundation:
IPOB.

WE WANT NO PEACE
WE WANT EQUAL RIGHT AND JUSTICE
mumu person
Politics / Re: Janet Museveni Visits Aisha Buhari (Photos) by Officialzoe: 6:25pm On Sep 15, 2017
chibike69:
aisha buhari is a suicide bomber
-the cabals
get out here
Romance / Re: I’m Ready To Marry Any Man At All, Once He Has 2 Hands & Legs – Nigerian Lady by Officialzoe: 5:18pm On Sep 15, 2017
and this geh fine o
Politics / Re: Senate At War Over Allowance by Officialzoe: 2:34pm On Sep 15, 2017
so now these people know how it feels wen workers are not being paid their allowances

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