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|Travel / Re: Smoking On Airplanes (CIG SMOKERS ONLY) 18+ by Okontami: 5:21pm On Sep 23|
Guys , once you are inside that plane, just accept your fate, there is nothing you can do than just getting angry and hoping that the clock will run down fast.
What about non smoking rooms? Thats the worst that can happen to you. You cant smoke in the room you have paid for??
|Family / Re: Classic Ways African Parents Set Their Kids Straight(pics) by Okontami: 12:07pm On Sep 10|
This is what they call auto reset button. It will reset your brain to normal. Especially our mothers Slaps. Crazy set of slap combos
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|Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Singles Meeting Singles by Okontami: 6:52pm On Sep 05|
Ms Ayeni 3**** General hailing. Please come back. This a radio message to my Ayeniiiiiiiiiiii, come back come back , come back...
Sorry for everything Daba did.
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|Travel / Re: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by Okontami: 1:12pm On Aug 12|
seunlovesa:About 5,000 that year oooo. That was like 4 years ago.
So hold like 10k for pocket. He fit reach , he fit no reach .
|Travel / Re: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by Okontami: 3:58pm On Aug 11|
seunlovesa: Hello house: is it possible I get my PCC @ Ibadan without travelling all the way to Alagbon, Lagos?Yes go to the Big Police station at Dugbe, Close to the rail way line. I forgot the name man. I did mine there many years ago. its where they do it. However it takes 3 days. Go with 2 passport photo and a scan copy of your International passport photopage. They will take your finger prints and ask you to come back in 2 days. They transfer docs every Wednesday to Lagos office, so the best thing for you to do is to go there right now or tomorrow morning so they can get it for you on or before Friday. The police there are very friendly , so no hassle.
|Travel / Re: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by Okontami: 11:52pm On Aug 04|
Hello Friends, please kindly guide me on the correct address to send the WES documentation (transcripts and Certificate) to. Please which one am I to use .
World Education Services
64 Beaver St. #146
New York, NY 10004
World Education Services
2 Carlton Street, Suite 1400
Toronto, Ontario M5B 1J3
|Romance / Re: What Irritates Me Most Is Seeing Ladies Wear Chain On The Leg (Anklet) by Okontami: 7:08pm On Aug 04|
virago:Still self righteousness
|Romance / Re: What Irritates Me Most Is Seeing Ladies Wear Chain On The Leg (Anklet) by Okontami: 7:02pm On Aug 04|
tosyne2much: And as for you referring to me as an armed robber, I wld take it as a compliment... Thanks for datHello , do you have a little challenge with comprehending. I never referred to you as an armed robber and never will I. Please read through the thread once more and edit this post please.
|Romance / Re: What Irritates Me Most Is Seeing Ladies Wear Chain On The Leg (Anklet) by Okontami: 6:37pm On Aug 04|
tosyne2much: wisely said bro.... But don't u think one needs to do away with anytn dat gives people false impression abt u... Let's accept what is wrong and stop twisting it to suit our unrighteousness and taste... Since u said tattoo and waist chain is not a bad idea.. I guess wen ur gf wants to go for an interview, you should tell ur gf to tattoo her body and wear a waist chain on the leg and expect interviewers to have a larger heart to tolerate other people's lifestyle and den wait for her employment letterI really appreciate your view once more, it is a clear view of an average Nigerian (Self righteous) , who pursue and focus on the less important things of life. We as Nigerians have been mentally brutalized and abused that we find it very difficult to accept what we consider not the norm. Presentation is important and every dressing must be aligned to the occasion. So an interview in a corporate world aligns to the corporate dressing. Nevertheless, there are other industries that your adornments and exotic dressings may match .
|Romance / Re: What Irritates Me Most Is Seeing Ladies Wear Chain On The Leg (Anklet) by Okontami: 6:01pm On Aug 04|
tosyne2much: u don't need to know my age... We al look the same thing but see it differentlyHello Tosyne , honestly the challenge most of us have is our inability to tolerate one another. If someone feels comfortable in her anklet or studs or tattoo....then so be it. Body adornment and accessories have deep and different meanings to different people. I am not saying you should change your views but have a larger heart to tolerate other people's lifestyle (Once its not a criminal lifestyle) .
|Romance / Re: What Irritates Me Most Is Seeing Ladies Wear Chain On The Leg (Anklet) by Okontami: 5:52pm On Aug 04|
tosyne2much: wat is dis man saying ?Exactly what I have written..How old are you??
|Romance / Re: What Irritates Me Most Is Seeing Ladies Wear Chain On The Leg (Anklet) by Okontami: 5:42pm On Aug 04|
tosyne2much: I dont. knw why dat is a turn off for me... No mata much I love and cherish a lady, as soon as I see her wit a chain on d leg, I keep hating on her.... About two weeks ago, I was in church wen dis lady walked in and sat beside me.. I admired her and looked at her frm head to toe, lo and behold, she wore a chain on d leg... Woooow !!! Wtf !! In d church ?, it was as if I should kick her out of d church.. Just want to know if am the only one repulsed with this kind of ladiesGuy you are the only one with your problem. What is the big deal. In fact, it is a turn on for me. I really love it. I love waist chain too. So what is your problem with accessories. May be you need to work on your self. You get EXPOSURE problem.
|Travel / Re: U.S. Non-immigrant Visas: We’re Listening by Okontami: 4:42pm On Jul 22|
abujaniv:Dear VO, consider an expatriate who have more ties to his country of operation (The country he is working) than Nigeria, what is the possibility of getting a VISA. This is the case of a lot of Nigerians working in Blue chip companies across Africa , Qatar and South America. When we apply for VISA in these countries, we are requested to come home. It should be clear that most of us have more ties to our bases than Nigeria. Our families are living with us in our operational area, major part of our salaries is paid in our operational area.
|Politics / Re: BREAKING : Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes In Borno State by Okontami: 6:20pm On Jul 21|
OP , you are an assole...Thats not am MI-35 ..remove that dirty , filthy pix
|Romance / Re: If Loving Rokiatu Is A Crime Let Me Be The Criminal...... by Okontami: 11:09am On Jul 07|
Shade Sheist - Cali Is My Main Dam ft. Sergio Selim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yys45MEJRb0 via @YouTube
|Travel / Re: U.S. Non-immigrant Visas: We’re Listening by Okontami: 1:19pm On Jul 02|
Hello VO, please for an expat who receives his salary and allowances in multiple currencies and at different periods , how will you advise him to fill the salary part of the DS160.
For example, if allowances comes in twice a year in bulk in 2 different currencies (USD and CFA) and monthly salary comes in Naira.
|Travel / Re: My Random Pictures ( after the nairaland wipe out) by Okontami: 12:22pm On Jun 30|
aminho: 1 did you go dia for the free food?Chai there is Godu o
|Politics / Re: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by Okontami: 9:59am On Dec 11, 2013|
@Sincere Nigerian, I know you will be on this thread... Oga how market today?? Keep defending your employers..but remember that Nigerians are suffering please. Remember this.. Tell them. Dont just feed fat alone. Tell them to do what they can to reduce the poverty in this country. While you were in US, did you see the environment? Were you not impressed? Please tell them to replicate such in our country. We know you have to come here daily to defend your employers so that there can be food on your table. But please remember God is watching you if you refuse to tell them the truth about the mess they are creating. God will bless you if you stop being a sycophant , but if you continue....its otherwise. Amen In Jesus Name.
|Romance / Re: So In Love With A Nigerian Guy... by Okontami: 1:31am On Dec 10, 2013|
@Op just be your self. He will surely come for you if he is convinced about you. Kindly stay focused on things that can add good value to you . Distract your mind for a while so that you can think perfectly.
|Romance / Re: Two Undergrads Team up and built an App called KONJY. by Okontami: 7:13pm On Nov 02, 2013|
@OP abeg let me advise on another functionality you can add to this application. Can you please add a feature where people wey Konji dey catch can locate them selves and de-Konjirize. You get me. Meaning 2 ho*rny fellas can hook up and do the thang...
|Politics / Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Okontami: 5:52pm On Oct 14, 2013|
Abeg make una give me 1 pot of Nkwobi with big small stout
|Travel / Re: I Am A U.S. Consular Officer: Ask Me Your Visa Questions. by Okontami: 12:56pm On Oct 11, 2013|
VisaOfficer:Hmmmmm..Stick and carrot approach. We will apply with open mind whatever the case.
|Health / Re: Bosom Cancer Awareness Month :: How To Do A Bosom-Self Exam by Okontami: 4:16pm On Oct 01, 2013|
I can assist you guys to check please. How I will do it is simple. Just to place my mouth on the ni*pple and do a cross examination
|Travel / Re: I Am A U.S. Consular Officer: Ask Me Your Visa Questions. by Okontami: 6:38pm On Sep 18, 2013|
Hello Vo, pls i have a challenge with the DS160 part for Month Salary in Local Currency: I get paid in 3 currencies. USD , NGN and CFA. My basic salary is in CFA while my monthly allowances is in NGN. My annual once off payment is in USD. These funds comes in at different period of the year. My monthly salary is the basic and not a true representation of my actual income. What should i do? Should I add these 3 monies together and divide by 12 or just convert the CFA to Naira since i will be coming back to Nigeria to apply. Even though I have a resident permit and work permit as an expat where I am . Am so so confused.
|Business / Re: Harvard Business Article Praising Dangote's Oil Refinery by Okontami: 1:15pm On Sep 13, 2013|
F*uck this report. Nonsense write up by a re*tard. So what if the economic power is in the hand of one man. If the churches prefer to build prayer camps with the free monies they are getting instead of investing in the economyetc and the other rich Nigerians prefer to buy houses in Florida and Miami instead of investing in sectors crying for investments,,,then the man that choose to take up the risk should be encouraged. Dangote pick it up and buy the Nigeria railway corporation and fix it. We need people with brains to invest in the economy...
|Politics / Re: Why Are Workers Of Government Corporations So Rude? by Okontami: 1:08pm On Sep 13, 2013|
I really wonder why a lot of these government corporations cant be privatized . Even the local governments should be privatized . There is no accountability. Guys just go to work in the morning and come back in the evening without really adding real value. Its so sad that there are no objective KPIs. The customer interaction is so poor. There is no sense of responsibility to the end customer. I have worked in private firms all my life and i see the way we are being driven to perform beyond our perceived ability. This is not the case in government agencies. I feel so sorry for this country. All they do is to see ways they can reap the public off, yet they will be saying the country is bad..
|Car Talk / Re: Police Begin Biometric Registration Of Vehicles by Okontami: 5:10pm On Sep 10, 2013|
I really love this initiative, am only a bit worried about the technology to be used. Dont know why they cant adopt RFID.
|Politics / Re: Dangote Visits Jonathan After Signing Refinery Loan Deal by Okontami: 5:11pm On Sep 06, 2013|
Revolva: Dangote is a very wise man inDeeD wiser than the oga at the toppest...jona jona...well he took 2 billion naira loan but he needed 8 billion ...i dont think any nigerian bank will lend out 8 billion .....unless he goes from banks to banks to collect 2billion from each...Mr man, what happens to syndication. Please read wide before opening your dirty mouth
|Nairaland / General / Re: Are You A Lark, An Owl Or Hummingbird? by Okontami: 9:18am On Sep 06, 2013|
Fu*ck this thread... All these bull sh*it analogies dont get any one any where in life. I am becoming to get angry that people cant use their brain to think. Please dont get motivated by the next man's thinking. Find out for your self what motivates you to success and adhere.
|Family / Re: Your Pastor Or Your Parent? Whose Advise Do You Listen To? by Okontami: 7:34pm On Sep 05, 2013|
My parents. I dont respect any pastor but dont disrespect them either. They are human and are prone to mistakes too. I do what i wish. I even go against my parents sometimes. Really dont give a fu*ck about any body's advice if it does not make any sense to me. Am a grown man. I take my decisions.
|Travel / Re: I Am A U.S. Consular Officer: Ask Me Your Visa Questions. by Okontami: 1:06pm On Sep 05, 2013|
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