Nairaland Forum

@Ricky_Ross: Daddy you can lie o. When did all ATM cards in Ghana turn to Interswitch. Ghana is 100% VISA. Stop the lie. Or is that in your dreams?? How will u hustle for gas for 3 days ??Almost every body in Ghana use gas. If you have to hustle for 3 days that means the way you plan your life is very faulty. If your gas finishes, switch to electric cooker or have a small gas cylinder. Then buy when it is available. That is the practice in Ghana.

Guys , please dont be deceived about these visa free countries. To get to those countries, u need transit visa which you might never get. That is the problem. Or how do u get to Barbados from Naija without going thru Europe?? The same bottle neck goes for other countries. Please take note.

Idowuogbo: Who b children? Madam Ajinomoto u no get respect?

U too get mouth, you no see say na old woman u dey talk to. Abi u wan tell us say u self don dey do menopause??

Aunty MEG, won ma do yin lomo

@OP, Get these facts into your skull.

1. Yoruba parents are very protective of their sons.
2. You will receive resistance from the guys parents if he is not a very independent person. I mean someone who at least have a shelter of his own and can conveniently take care of him self and some of his siblings.
3. If he is a very stable guy when it comes to financial independence, then the family resistance will now be more of morals and cultural assimilation of both of you
4. The stand and confidence of your boy friend really matters, as parents always have soft spot for their children , no matter what they might have done.He need to be able to convince his parents to have a better view of the issue , not minding the initial situation
5. Do not panic so that you dont loose that baby. Please dont hurt your self with the worries. Yorubas love children and our mothers will do everything to be sure our happiness is guaranteed. The initial resistance will vanish away with time.
6. Be very quick to assimilate into the Yoruba culture. The most important is respect and greetings. Please dont joke with this. A sign of respect is bowing and kneeling . These are very important ingredients to win the heart of any parent.
7. Be open minded and hope for the best
8. Finally...next time u wanna f*uck hard...use a condom

What is really the problem of our leaders (Our father's generation). They are so terrible. These are the people that enjoyed the Nigeria our fore fathers (Grand fathers) created. They enjoyed the benefits of free and fair environment. Good jobs immediately after university, food supplies and other things in the university, good economy with very strong Naira. Free scholarship abroad to study, free visas to the western countries. These our leaders destroyed what was given to them. They made life very hard for the children they gave birth to. They made every part of the world to look at us with ridicule because of the evil legacy of greed and stealing they have created. Its time for the leaders to change. Change need to start from them.

@OP, Bad guy, u no need dey spend like this na.. You can achieve the same thing with so little. What happened to your badoo and your eskimi , hot or not , hi5 etc. What happened to taking a stroll to the shopping mall for toto hustling. What happened to going to the best gym classes. What happened to registering in one of the best language classes in Abj. I love toto too and I get it almost for free most time. Just change your itineries and your destinations. Clean chicks that will add value to you are in these places. Most times they are also very discrete in their relationships. They dont want any form of commitments. Just nack and go. Abeg, have a rethink and go to these places i have listed.

I feel this is a rubbish report that lack all the full facts. I can confirm perfectly that Accra is much more expensive than Lagos.

Hello OP, you have come again with your propaganda . You really talk like a deranged person who is feeding fat on the loot of the corrupt officials. Mr man, u must have traveled around the world, were you blind to see the basic social amenities that countries with very low resources have provided for their masses but in Nigeria, the looting continues. You and your bosses have no other thing to do other than drink alcohol, travel around the world, greedily request for money,sleep in expensive hotels and carry prostitutes. I have been close to your bosses and know what you guys do. Even common employment is not on merit but who knows who. The level of mediocrity you guys exalt is really annoying. You guys find it difficult t do simple mathematics and arithmetic. Ghana is a peaceful country because the government have done at least a lot. Water comes out of your tap in every home in Ghana, but in Nigeria what happens. This is a country with lower resources. Please dont talk about population here because the resources we have viz a viz theirs is far apart like heaven and hell.

Hello Mr Poster, go to this site http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/visit/index.asp . After you finish reading all the sections, when you have specific challenges, you can come here to find out how to address those challenges. However, your question shows that of a lazy guy who doesn't like reading and you will be duped if you are not careful. I dont know why someone in his right senses will go for a seminar on how to apply for a visa and buy an e book, when all u need is online and there are thousands of videos on youtube you can use as a guide for your application.

Can u spare 3k per night, I can direct u to one hostel

Mr man, dont waste your time go to www.shl.com and look for questions. A word is enough. I was in your shoes 14 years ago

Shl verbertim. Just go and look for SHL questions. Success is guaranteed

front page pls

See this idiotta, he even went to the university to join Secret cult. This guy is a low life. Infact we all Nairalanders are so ashamed of you.

@OP, Cant help you, but can sing for you " I know these haters are gonna hate...I see the anger look on your face...Get ready for these haters Seun "

Guys, whats the noise about. Watch his last interview, http://amanpour.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/13/goodluck-jonathans-first-interview-2010/ . He will say exactly how things are.

A fool at 40 is a fool forever

With the recent valuation, Nairaland is worth 1.5 million dollars. This is no Joke and you dont need to believe it but its the fact

SHAME ON YOU PUSKIN YOU BANNED ME ON OCT 12 2012. The BAN expires today Shame on you " Banned by puskin in Phones for spamming. Ban expires on 6:52pm" Omo buruku, say old man like me dey spam
How I wish I can know you in real life and see how I can deal with you. If I catch you, I will surely roast your spheres.

@quivah, go sit down. Very soon when you grow up, you will know what it means to be h*orny and all you will be doing is discrete 4k where you will tell the guy that you can 4k each other but no strings attached. I know your type. Time will tell. You will be so much surprised how much you have betrayed your own self and broken your personal policies.

@OP, please dont go. If a guy care so much about a girl, he will come for you. You dont have to pay such price this early. Please see his commitment first " Not money o" . His concern about you and willingness to come and see you too.

@OP, why are you ranting?? Why are you so bitter. These ladies were not R*APED. It was a case of mutual consent and heavenly feeling. A case of pleasure of today. All their requests were delivered to them without denial. Then what is your problem. If ladies will not stop being (OLOJUKOKORO), guys will still continue to 4K them sily. I personally 4ked over 350 puccys before I repented. And I did that cos I wanted to heal. My heart was broken by a girl and I went on rampage. But all these your mouth now, if i ask you to follow me to Ibiza or Rio carnival all expense, you go go o.

Nonsense thread from a deranged fellow. Are you saying that boys cant afford to use AC or what? Are you saying guys are not confident to sweep ladies of their feet. Guy may be this is a representation of you. If it is?? Then I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU

Vicjustice: Soon, someone would create a topic with Nigerians In Hell-Fire, Let's Meet Here.

Vic my man, na u dey talk like this?? Haba. Remember that when your office sends you on an assignment, you can not reject. I have had cause to go to Sudan, my brother is currently in Iraq but he has been in Iran before, he was in Kazakhstan too. Imagine all these places. It depends on where you work most times. But, I no blame you sha, cos we Naija self no dey try. We fit go any where in the name of traveling abroad.

In fact, a girl that is not working or meaningfully engaged into something constructive is not good for your health.

1) She will bug your life with her needs and plenty sorrows
2) She will be too free and will engage in affairs that will hurt you( An idle hand is the devil's workshop)
3) She will not appreciate a penny you give her.
4) She will use phrases like " How much is the 50,000 Naira you gave me? Is that one money"

When I remember more, I will say it.

See this OP, u are a clown. I state it.No guy is scared of dating a working class girl. Who do u want boys to go after?? Hungry girls who are practically beggars or who? Mr OP please which country do you live in. It is a big fat lie. Every guy want an asset and not a liability. If you can not add to me, please dont come and deplete my life. Thats the current slogan.

prairie: u'v bn wastin ur tym wit d wrng ppl

Hi Prairie, statement like this that you have made does not require intelligence to construct. My question was simple and clear. Very intelligent people with clear goal and objective in life stated the values they have added to other people but all you could write is just a badly worded sentence which lack any form of intelligence. Please state the values you have added to your partner or look at the thread and pass.

Thank you so much guys for your response. I really appreciate all the people who have posted. Its clear that any thread that require intelligence to comprehend will have very little input from this our NL community. When people look into their lives and realize they are nothing but parasites and have nothing to offer , they just look and run away. The craziness about love for cash, se.x for cash is just too pathetic. I hope we will all start thinking of more values we can add to our partners as from today. Once more , thank you all. OKONTAMI

Lemon wey sweet..My Sister, please try hold body for his house o. By the time you go loose guard and he nack your toto akpako now, he could be a bit resentful.

Please I beg you my sister.