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Sports / Re: Let's Rollover 1,000 Naira To 2 Million Naira In 11 Days by Oludrex(m): 2:23pm On Mar 06
@guobe can you please send me your contact I have a proposition for you
Sports / Re: Let's Rollover 1,000 Naira To 2 Million Naira In 11 Days by Oludrex(m): 11:00pm On Mar 05
Joined late.. @guobe i dey follow you, bumper to bimper

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by Oludrex(m): 1:00am On Feb 19, 2019
@ajengogo I have a solution to the issue I promise PM me. my favourite uncle had the same issue after six years of marriage but now they Bleep like rabbit
Education / Re: #oauvsunilag Interschool War Trends On Twitter by Oludrex(m): 11:42pm On Oct 18, 2018
if you visit oau, you won't want to go back to unilag
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Oludrex(m): 2:05pm On Oct 08, 2018
Sakasitay:


Congratulations! #Jena2018
I applied for Economics. I hope to get accepted.
So, what are the plans for booking an appointment?
Or you are waiting for the remaining admission letters to come?
I am trying to do the same. Bruh please drop your mail let's relate
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Oludrex(m): 1:25pm On Oct 08, 2018
Fabcol:


Would b applying next year...Economics...gathering necessary doc and dB money

Same here.. Same course . Please drop your mail let's relate.
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Oludrex(m): 4:52pm On Oct 05, 2018
ansellotty:
Submitted application for admission to the University of Bayreuth- 29th June, 2018.

Skype interview with the University of Bayreuth admission committee- 18th July, 2018.
- Received admission letter an hour after the interview on the same day.

Visa Interview date: 29th August, 2018.

A.M: 20th September, 2018.

Visa: 5th October, 2018.

It can only be God!
please how was the Skype interview?
I cross out uni Bayreuth because of the Skype interview
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Oludrex(m): 9:55am On Sep 29, 2018
nwigwemark:

Please guys i got this mail from Uni-assist. Please someone should help me with the way out. Please gurus in the house kindly help me out

Uni Kiel - Master 1-Fach - Economics
We regret to inform you that your application could not yet be forwarded to the university you
applied to.
Reason(s):
Unfortunately, this application is incomplete.
The following documents are still missing or do not meet the formal requirements:
Module manuals
Generally, missing documents can be handed in until the end of the application deadline. Please
pay attention to the university's application deadline.
Please sir, what's your email.?
I will like to send you some mail
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Oludrex(m): 3:37pm On Apr 08, 2018
Add me lipsrsealed
Business / Re: Introducing-The Drop Shipping Naija Blueprint by Oludrex(m): 2:40pm On Aug 25, 2017
Ohis3681:
Awesome....got ur mail
so what next

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Business / Re: Introducing-The Drop Shipping Naija Blueprint by Oludrex(m): 7:43am On Aug 25, 2017
Following

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Oludrex(m): 9:41pm On Jul 15, 2017
HARDDON:


First off, Delete your phn number from your Siggy. U come too cheap.


Next time u meet her, ask her this: Shelly, i wano ask you a very serious Question, I dont know how u wud take it, it has been bodering me for a while now( tune her anticipation up like this)

When she asks what it is, tell her : no not here. Dont know if u wud feint on me. Lets meet @ .....by 6pm
..


The Question?

Here:
Why is it that you lose your tongue everytime you see me?

Ask it with all seriousnes n d wary guts of a practiced painter

Now dont run back to me for follow up wity lines. Think them up tongue
Now I have to respect Harddon but you just assume this guy has got the mind, body language and stuff
Education / Re: JAMB Reopens Portal For UTME Change Of Course by Oludrex(m): 6:26pm On Jul 14, 2017
People still dey go school?
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Oludrex(m): 7:16am On Jun 24, 2017
HARDDON:


This is no Game. It is a way of life of the superior man. Every game eventually comes to an end n bliv u me, when u get tired n decide to hang your boots, that is when d law of retribution sets in n tiny lil ones soft bones start punching you on ur old lane! Then u get irritated, locate n don ur playing boots again N da circle continues.

That said,
We aint made of silicon like Siri: So Yes , we do fall in luv. We flow lines n rhymes even sing to her sometimes, We cud make her brkfast in bed, take her to d bathroom give her her warm bath, help shave her down below( yea, we like it totally clean... winks), take her out to exotic places within our pockets, we spend some quality time with her( chats, calls, physical etc).
The diffrence btw us n average guys in these terrain is that : we dont let emotions/Jrod to dictate our lives. We never get clingy n needy. Infact, we never give them complete seat. The more we luv her, the less seat space we give her. Keep her in check n on her toes.
We cud be rolling on hay one moment, the next we act like she doenst even exist. We create calculated situation that generate heated arguments sometimes just because we miss make up fvck ( oops!) grin cool n to push her ova d brim to talk. Silent , peaceful r/ship aint kul. You wud neva get to know each other n bond beyond s3x.

We know where n when to draw d lines. We take up our balls n direct d relationship gallantly. She does anything we dont like, we call her our soundly wit no delay.
We know the different btw singing luv n actually showing luv in the lil daily acts, things that makes her sware her life to us.
We never let fun jab out of our lives. We always sprinkle us.
Average guys get to a point, after labelling d r/ship, they go monitoring her every move, gettinG stuffy n not giving her breathing space. Getting too serious n losing d fun touch. Trying to instil d fear thingy in her heart. Doesnt work.

We know how to punish in different ways( using d d1ck, attention starvation, ignoring, raising our voice in calculated deep decibels, walking out on her, dropping d call on her, not eating her fud, denying her s3x etc.... )
these are not for d feint hearts lover boys


We do things cos we wano, not cos we r shrewdly cajoled to.

In summary, we know how to bring d rain when necessary n how to balance it off with sun shyne smile.

Dare to try! We are no mere men!
I might be in love with a girl right now and I'm not sure aabt what to do... When I close my eyes I see her ( as annoying as that sound). I saw through her push n pull at some point but now I have no idea what's going.
Celebrities / Re: Christy Daniels, Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria International Stuns In New Pics by Oludrex(m): 4:40am On Jun 10, 2017
Wizkhalifa2:
What can a guy like me do to get a girl like her? Please I need advice.


Insert; my pic below (m beautiful on d inside) embarassed
make money and if it doesn't work, make more money.

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Oludrex(m): 4:37am On Jun 10, 2017
@harddon and ballers in the house, have you ever fallen in love since you understand the game... if yes kindly share your experience
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Dammy Krane's Arrest, Says "Free Dammy Krane" by Oludrex(m): 2:27pm On Jun 03, 2017
Naija girls be like "it's difficult to love a broke guy"

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Poems For Review / Nothing Last Forever by Oludrex(m): 1:48pm On Jun 03, 2017
Counting down days with the grieve of
An innocent introvert priest on a death row
Thinking what I reap I did not sow.

Counting down from ten to one
But zero never come.
Night rolled into days,
Days into months--
Months into years--

Hope fades away leaving sweet nothing;
Nothing but pleasant memories,
Memories tuned with solemn sounds,
Sounds of two sorrowful flutes
Singing Nothing
Nothing but nothing last forever;
Nothing ever will.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Oludrex(m): 8:12am On Jun 03, 2017
austine4real:

U don fvck ur eye don clear grin
Naaah... I'm a virgin o. . grin
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Oludrex(m): 8:31pm On Jun 02, 2017
Pussy is honestly overrated

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Education / What Advice Will You Give Your 25 Years Old Self? by Oludrex(m): 7:13pm On May 02, 2017
Experience, they said, is the best teacher. For those in their fifties, as from your life experiences, what advice would you give your 25years old self ?
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Oludrex(m): 4:03pm On Apr 24, 2017
My results have been approved by Senate and I am due for mobilization.
I found out that there has been an error with my jamb registration number so I have issues registering. Can I make this 2017 batch A?
What are you the necessary steps I should take to resolve this on time
Romance / Re: Should A Brother Focus Or Fall In Love? by Oludrex(m): 11:55pm On Mar 29, 2017
Op... u got angry just cos u saw a girl u dont even know u like with another nigga.

thats one hell of dumb quote
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Oludrex(m): 8:41pm On Mar 29, 2017
fabulous2000:
xup xxtedyxx... got this gal in my area....d day I ask 4 her number she denied me and afterwards I didn't ask her again...we continue to talk normal.....after some days she ask me to call my number for her and she flash me wit it.... am confused..... I think she is somehow attracte..d to me..... Wot Is d next step..... pls reply asap

thanks.
doesnt necessarily mean she is attracted to u.
Poems For Review / Re: My First Poem. by Oludrex(m): 1:41pm On Mar 28, 2017
gracile:
Very beautiful poem! I love the rhetorics and the repetitive emphasis
Go back to it and insert question marks at the appropriate places though
Keep writing.. You write well smiley
Thanks a lot.
Please I won't mind you checking the others out too
Poems For Review / My Last Prayer by Oludrex(m): 11:59am On Mar 28, 2017
Sentimental and naive, my atheist friend is
That,God knows I did my best to believe.

At first,Adam he did put in a garden full of life and bliss.
That,God knows I did my best to believe.

In the twist of fate, Adam's family ancestored all race.
That,God knows I did my best to believe.

Moses, he chose, pharaoh,he despised.
That,God knows I did my best to believe.

For my sins atonement,his son died years before me.
That,God knows I did my best to believe.

Answered prayer proved his existence not coincidence
That,God knows I did my best to believe.

Men on pulpit are not just preying on masses' gullibility.
That, God knows I did my best to believe.

When this drama ends,the righteous shall soar to his abode.
After all is said and done, I knelt and said my last prayer

I prayed my faith don't fail me soon.




Pls don't just read... Sincere reviews, comments and constructive criticisms is really needed. Thanks
Religion / Re: 3 Things That Can Kill Your Christian Faith by Oludrex(m): 10:57am On Mar 26, 2017
The major thing killing my faith in the whole Christian system is the so called Men of God... their lifestyle and everything they. Stood for. Got me wondering "is this religion not a Ponzi scam"
Poems For Review / Re: My First Poem. by Oludrex(m): 9:56pm On Mar 25, 2017
Tadeknkeepcalm:

No rhyme ke......most popular, very good poems don't rhyme, most poetry organisations prefer non-rhyming poems to that of the rhyming ones, Na so them dey space them Na, he just wrote one stanza
bro pls ur opinion on the poem is needed
Poems For Review / From Love To Death (Diamante) by Oludrex(m): 9:53pm On Mar 25, 2017
Love
Pure passionate
Amazing,consuming,enduring
Scary, unwavering, cold, sinful
Aching ,haunting,appalling
Untimely,final
Death.
Poems For Review / Re: My First Poem. by Oludrex(m): 9:40pm On Mar 25, 2017
Epositive:
nice theme smiley
no spacing : so congesting
zero rhymes (still ok)
no new words: haba mana



zero ryhmes because it was a free verse... thanks alot...
i dont understand , am i supposed to invent new words

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