butanep:
Uniben clearance nor be hear oooo... clearance when go take u up to two weeks... I queue for line I tire...

What dept were you?

political science in education

yfo:
Hilarious comments so far, let me get mine off my chest once and for all as Baba God is involved...
Back then as a fresher, we spent cash like we had a secret account in a swiss bank and we could always rely on our parents dotting of their "undergraduate pikin".
After the honeymoon period had elasped, things come red for awon boys and praying for each text received to be an alert turned to a daily routine.
God answered my prayer at last...albeit in an unconventional manner. My food stuff had finished on a friday with absolutely no hope for the weekend which now seemed like a deep dark tunnel without end, and that is when i remembered that there was a deeper life church retreat that weekend which promised free feeding! Within 10 mins in a speed i knew not i possessed, i found myself on the bus to a weekend of spiritual cleansing (*ahem*free chops)...

LMAO!!! Why evilz??!!!

Patoskid:
Guy lyk ai sabi u...up jogs??

up sch!! na mi oo my boss,No other bird lyk eagle

I don't like stress much. I usually wake up as early as possible for class. Whenever I'm late, I call my peeps for keep space for me.

I usually record the lecturers voice too. Later stopped it sha.

NmaGOD44:
hmmmmm...mek I shine my eye wella deh read everything so dat I will know how to behave wen I start school

Dey no dey do am like dat o. U go surely jonse babe....

lyly911:
political science in education

cool

buchito1:
Hope u know u would fùck one day in school?

You're crazy

McWhillion:

You're crazy

mike96:
plz can help me with some hints on how to create a blog.

You could try googling that. You'll get far more detailed explanation than I could give if even I were in a position to give it. Or you could visit the business section. There are some really good threads there.

Saraha1:



Ok sir.

Sowie mam if I sounded harsh.

tojahh:
Chai! I practically went to school for the first 3 days without attending classes, the reason was because I no know where the block dey and I no wan ask make dem no call me JJC , I go jux go inside school, hold book for armpit dey form final year... Chai, na so 2 babes come ask me yeye kwesion o. "Pls bros where is accounting department block" I answer dem boldly "just go straight take first left, the building behind this one you're seeing that's the department". As I tok am finish, na run I run comot inside school, before dem come back come know say I jonse o. Lol na lata I know say that place na VC's block o. I no fit laff mysef that day.

wooow......can't stop laughing and dat was really a crazy idea

DiplomaticG:
Dey no dey do am like dat o. U go surely jonse babe....

mek ah no talk to u cos u aren't worth it

butanep:
As a fresher in school, as commonly known as Jambito or jambite... I was so excited to be a university undergraduate. Moving round the school like someone that has arrived( I nor know say I just start the race).
I did so many crazy things as a fresher which make me laugh when I reflect bad...

1. Going to class to get sit as early as 6:30 ( that matter nor be hear ooo... I just want to sit on the front row).
2. Buying all sort of materials just because they told you you need it but @ the end you end you not reading them....
3. Attending multiple tutorials that at the end you get confused of what they are teaching...
4. Attending almost all parties and social event in school just to feel belong...
5. Going for night class almost everytime just because some people tell you, if you don't you might fail...
6. Wooing any fine girl that comes my way... this one was really fun shall...
7. Was eager to tell everyone the number of A's I had... ( guy how far ur result, guy I got 12A's... geee... you be scholar ooo)

As a fresher in the university, you just want to do everything... it was fun shall...
What were the crazy things you did as a fresher?

squatting was my 1st experience,went for health centre reg and we were referred to a private hospital for breast x-ray. I reach hospital finish,enter x-tray room but was shocked @ d site of so many young girls flaunting their tits of diffrnt sizes,shapes and colour(shey me no dey open body for house slf) and waiting for d word"NEXT" o boy con see d man wey dey do d x-ray as he dey sweat on top say e no even wear shirt and dat was where I met my roomie
2.We won't even cook b4 leaving d hostel just to beat eco 101 lecture time but go straight to C.J(colerah joint)to eat fufu. My 1st day in class,I sat dwn and was waiting for d class teacher,checked d wall and culdnt see a time-table and roaster for sweepers,waiting for a bell to ring to announce a change of course I reffered to as subjest den

rocgirl:


Lmao..
By 'bike' I meant okada and not bicycle oo, biko. Yeah, I was a big time learner, like we all were at one point.

Na you learn pass o lol, and yea I know.. Okada people sef dey sabi jjc fa.. Sorry sha, the money wen you lose nor be here o. Choi!

creamy1990:
squatting was my 1st experience,went for health centre reg and we were referred to a private hospital for breast x-ray. I reach hospital finish,enter x-tray room but was shocked @ d site of so many young girls flaunting their tits of diffrnt sizes,shapes and colour(shey me no dey open body for house slf) and waiting for d word"NEXT" o boy con see d man wey dey do d x-ray as he dey sweat on top say e no even wear shirt and dat was where I met my roomie
2.We won't even cook b4 leaving d hostel just to beat eco 101 lecture time but go straight to C.J(colerah joint)to eat fufu. My 1st day in class,I sat dwn and was waiting for d class teacher,checked d wall and culdnt see a time-table and roaster for sweepers,waiting for a bell to ring to announce a change of course I reffered to as subjest den

Smh, really shows you hopped in directly from secondary school.

Student that spend extra years at home either being delayed by jamb or waec tend to be wiser, & don't make as much mistakes as the ones that jump in directly from secondary schools.

i baff for where dem dey piece haha ;Di baff for where dem dey piece haha

Read 95% of the posts here,the remaining 5% are meaningless

Well i got my admission this year(so happy) and I cant wait to resume

I don dey plan say na reading everytime for the first 2 yrs, the remaining 2 na for girls and parties

I don't care what some ppl are saying here, still #TeamFunaab

Amma Kip ma headzs up coz amma enta d Uni Nex year....
Lmao jxt gigglinq @ da commentz

icekidgodfrey:
Student that spend extra years at home either being delayed by jamb or waec tend to be wiser, & don't make as much mistakes as the ones that jump in directly from secondary schools.

in a nut shell,u spent extra years @ home or still spending?

mfm04622:


Which school is that?

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.

*Urban and Regional Planning Department*

mehn...I carried a very big school bag as a fresher. It was filled with nothing but air. just cant imagine it now.

mehn...I carried a very big school bag as a fresher. It was filled with nothing but air. just cant imagine it now.

Pushing ourselves @ Student affairs jess 2get hostel allocation.....repping unilorin all d way

corperscorner:
[size=45pt]Chasing married women[/size]

U are a fowl

Today is my first day in d uni and my dad insisted on taking me to school,Geez! am I not old enough to go alone?

i will probably have a story to tell a year from now...

going to lectures 3times a week with a hangover...drawing up a reading timetable with a note under begging myself to stick religiously to it...writing d name of God on my exam answer sheet to help me write well...

midasbliss:
i will probably have a story to tell a year from now...

Why using the word probably its a must. I remember you, You were admitted on that Uniben thread . In other words we are school mates and both freshers . Nice meeting you. Do you whatsapp if Yes drop your number as per school mate na let talk there.

HonourablePomk:


Why using the word probably its a must. I remember you, You were admitted on that Uniben thread . In other words we are school mates and both freshers . Nice meeting you. Do you whatsapp if Yes drop your number as per school mate na let talk there.

i don dey suspect u ni... abi u don plan me?