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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by tommykiwi(m): 4:09pm On Nov 05, 2014
You dat brough the topic...start it by using urself to start the topic,so tell us about U and ur own wife...
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by okpamson15(m): 4:15pm On Nov 05, 2014
Phema:


Good you apologised. I'm off your case now. cool
person creat topic una no want we the commenter to comment una go the fight one another b4 u know it front page don ful nawaoo
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Ishilove: 4:18pm On Nov 05, 2014
TheNaijan:

Reserved...
From my research, I've noticed:
Sex decreases once you get married, and that's why some people say marriage sucks...You get married to a woman; see her everyday for years...she gives birth to a bunch of kids; grows out of shape and older... you put up with her sh_t(naggings, etc) and you are meant to remain dedicated to her for the rest of your life!Meanwhile you know you can get that attractive young chick you met on the plane...
Women who aren't good in bed are mostly out of shape...
Most women don't want to be on top b[b]ecause she thinks the man would be looking at the shape of her breast[/b]... women do have low self confidence...
She doesn't wanna try n[b]ew positions; explore because she is too lazy and close minded[/b]...
She wouldn't let him give her a head because she thinks her stuff is not clean...
She doesn't or never learn to give good blow jobs, kisses, etc...
She fakes it for her man(like most Nigerian girls do I heard), and hence he wouldn't be able to improve or learn from his mistakes...and yet he brags to be good in bed...so it's bad-bad sex all the way...
She grows out of shape and never workout...hence her sexual drive and sexual appeal to men decreases...

On men.
Most Nigerian men are bad in bed(even though they generally have great junks)--most of the Nigerian guys I've asked never give nukies(oral) to their woman...they don't emphasize on pre-intimacy... they don't train their pepees and minds to last longer... they don't workout to build testosterone... They don't learn new positions and are not hungry to explore...
[size=14pt]YOUR GIRL ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH IN BED-TALK TO HER! GIVE HER THE BEXT SEX LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST TIME ON EARTH-REMEMBER-YOU SIR ARE THE BOSS!![/size]!

As for men with small junks --use pre-intimacy and some toys to your advantage; she'd be your own...
Which masculine wouldn't like a wild girl in bed... Go watch vikings...Lol


O ma ga ke... Minister of F*ck Matters, where did you get your exaggerated research information from?

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Lovexme(m): 4:18pm On Nov 05, 2014
sexyseun:
At present the guy am dating/sleeping with is blessed with a great sexual stamina. Though sometimes when he's moody he wouldn't want s.ex even though i really want it.
I think s.ex toys can make up for the lack of compatibility

Why use s.ex toy when you can get another guy?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by annita19(f): 4:19pm On Nov 05, 2014
sukkot:


dayum, too much information

I don't mind smiley

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by aAK1(m): 4:27pm On Nov 05, 2014
sexyseun:
At present the guy am dating/sleeping with is blessed with a great sexual stamina. Though sometimes when he's moody he wouldn't want s.ex even though i really want it.
I think s.ex toys can make up for the lack of compatibility
hummmm
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 4:28pm On Nov 05, 2014
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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by kandiikane(m): 4:28pm On Nov 05, 2014
TheNaijan:

Reserved...
From my research, I've noticed:
Sex decreases once you get married, and that's why some people say marriage sucks...You get married to a woman; see her everyday for years...she gives birth to a bunch of kids; grows out of shape and older... you put up with her sh_t(naggings, etc) and you are meant to remain dedicated to her for the rest of your life!Meanwhile you know you can get that attractive young chick you met on the plane...
Women who aren't good in bed are mostly out of shape...
Most women don't want to be on top b[b]ecause she thinks the man would be looking at the shape of her breast[/b]... women do have low self confidence...
She doesn't wanna try n[b]ew positions; explore because she is too lazy and close minded[/b]...
She wouldn't let him give her a head because she thinks her stuff is not clean...
She doesn't or never learn to give good blow jobs, kisses, etc...
She fakes it for her man(like most Nigerian girls do I heard), and hence he wouldn't be able to improve or learn from his mistakes...and yet he brags to be good in bed...so it's bad-bad sex all the way...
She grows out of shape and never workout...hence her sexual drive and sexual appeal to men decreases...

On men.
Most Nigerian men are bad in bed(even though they generally have great junks)--most of the Nigerian guys I've asked never give nukies(oral) to their woman...they don't emphasize on pre-intimacy... they don't train their pepees and minds to last longer... they don't workout to build testosterone... They don't learn new positions and are not hungry to explore...
[size=14pt]YOUR GIRL ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH IN BED-TALK TO HER! GIVE HER THE BEXT SEX LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST TIME ON EARTH-REMEMBER-YOU SIR ARE THE BOSS!![/size]!

As for men with small junks --use pre-intimacy and some toys to your advantage; she'd be your own...
Which masculine wouldn't like a wild girl in bed... Go watch vikings...Lol



Lol and you think that pot belly and dad "smell' is sexy? As men get older they start getting some kind of unpleasant smell to them. You must think it's your sexy body that will get you young girls. Rubbish! See your mouth as if you can just click your fingers and an attractive girl will appear.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by shinacollins(m): 4:32pm On Nov 05, 2014
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by IYANGBALI: 4:32pm On Nov 05, 2014
Godmother:
@ GboyegaD
*joins him in eating the meat and sipping kunu*

I'm not married so I can't answer but I'm waiting impatiently to read the repsonse
telll dem about the one we did last nite
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Orikinla(m): 4:34pm On Nov 05, 2014
What is sexual compatibility?

If you are not sexually compatible with your partner, there are solutions to address your problem.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by shinacollins(m): 4:35pm On Nov 05, 2014
I had better sex while single and enjoyed it to the fullest variety.... Now married and vowed to be with only one..... All I get is rationing....sobs!!! E dey pain sha......

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Godmother(f): 4:38pm On Nov 05, 2014
Misogynist2014:
Grandma, so you neva marry? cool cheesy


No o, I dey find husband. Will you marry me kiss
I will pound yam for you everyday wink

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by freecocoa(f): 4:38pm On Nov 05, 2014
Chai, una dey make me remember wetin I dey try forget o.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by IYANGBALI: 4:39pm On Nov 05, 2014
bigass:
We are not compatible again jor. He is getting too lazy.
aunty see me here,I'm available
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Godmother(f): 4:39pm On Nov 05, 2014
shinacollins:
I had better sex while single and enjoyed it to the fullest variety.... Now married and vowed to be with only one..... All I get is rationing....sobs!!! E dey pain sha......

Take heart dearie. Na so e be
But u and wifey suppose dey do acrobatic for room naa.
Now more than ever.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by SpencerLewis(m): 4:41pm On Nov 05, 2014
obongproff:
* Are u sexually compatible with ur spouse?

* Is ur spouse asking for too much sex or ur not getting enough of it?

* Is ur spouse too boring or too wild in bed?

* If ur not sexually compatible, how are u guys coping?

* Are u rily enjoying sex as a married person?

I would really like to hear from the married folks in the house. cheesy

who would go first?
I've a strong believ that this ur thread was written b/c of me. Yes me LUCIFER SON of the MORNING & the planet VENUS identical twin brother. he is me and i am him. If I dies he dies and if he lives i lve and vice versa.
back to the thread. I don't enjoy sex as a married man. is so frustrating, but there is nothing one can do that to forget sex and stay more at work, come back late. but cheating is out of the way. After meeting with my twin brother on the matter while on holiday in PLUTO, i decided to to spiritually cut of my testosterone. I'm now at peace.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 4:42pm On Nov 05, 2014
I cant really say.

But, one thing i know is dat he usually speak in tongue and make promise like..,

'when i go to shoe.., i will buy u Lagos.'

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by IYANGBALI: 4:44pm On Nov 05, 2014
sexyseun:
you are one of those guys i dont EVER pray to get married to.
You would be the type that a woman would need to beg and cajole for a 2nd round
one round no dey do you?the thing na food?

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 4:44pm On Nov 05, 2014
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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Godmother(f): 4:45pm On Nov 05, 2014
IYANGBALI:
telll dem about the one we did last nite

For where naa? Dream grin
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by ogawisdom(m): 4:45pm On Nov 05, 2014
This kinda topic on front page there r kids all over here ooo angry

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:47pm On Nov 05, 2014
obongproff:


Der is notin hilarious abt it in d real sense of it. I hav never met a woman with a higher libido, so I just day imagine how d tin want be. Is it now a crime to see sth funny in ur own way or to find humour in sth anoda man doesnt see any humour.


Question is: how many women have you been with? No offence bro.

Most women are multi-orgasmíc, and can give you a good run for your money - on a good day. And the human female's genitalía evolved for multi-male mating. As in gang-bangs...don't take my word for it.


However, if you give her some 'wham bam thanks ma'am' action, she'd never complain - hardly ever.

She wouldn't want to be termed a nymphó slut. So don't be so sure of your warrior status.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by IYANGBALI: 4:47pm On Nov 05, 2014
Omo see traffic on this thread as if NNPC dey recruit. Naija babes and sez,I hail o grin

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by NobleG1(m): 4:49pm On Nov 05, 2014
Good reason to have sex with your potential future partner before marraige.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Nov 05, 2014
IYANGBALI:
aunty see me here,I'm available
You've broken up with Oshoala?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by IYANGBALI: 4:51pm On Nov 05, 2014
Godmother:


For where naa? Dream grin
tell dem how you gbadun me,the screaming,the moaning,the biting,the speaking in tongues,the he don do now,the you are killing me o grin
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by kandiikane(m): 4:52pm On Nov 05, 2014
TheNaijan:

Well--As I said it's my research-- and I do get attention from girls because of my body... so I know as I guy even when I get older -I should workout often(be in shape)...
And I never said pot belly is good and their is nothing like ''dad smell''--but there is something like a man not taking good care of himself [/b]because he is so tied up with work and family issues...No thanks to....
And I've met a couple of attractive girls(white ones) #Model standards #NoBragging or #ValidationSeeking ...All I had to do was [b]talk to them
and....
But I am more focused on how to make money while I balance everything else...

Abeg shut up and go sit in a corner

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by IYANGBALI: 4:54pm On Nov 05, 2014
CFCfan:

You've broken up with Oshoala?
go away spoiler,amebo tongue
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 4:54pm On Nov 05, 2014
IYANGBALI:
one round no dey do you?the thing na food?
no one round no fit do me lailai, oh yes na food and dat na y dem call am sexual appetite

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 4:54pm On Nov 05, 2014
Godmother , the naijan

Picture or Idon'tblivit........
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 05, 2014
sexyseun:
no one round no fit do me lailai, oh yes na food and dat na y dem call am sexual appetite
I like that. Keep it up

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