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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by IYANGBALI: 4:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
sexyseun:
no one round no fit do me lailai, oh yes na food and dat na y dem call am sexual appetite
you are the one I have been looking for......I love sexxx
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 4:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:57pm On Nov 05, 2014
Limibanti:
No big deal with that, am a guy with an average libido too, and have met girls with higher sexual urge. Although, I wasn't serious with them. But sex is not food, nor a competition.. Even if nah 30secs satisfy me am okay..I no fit die ontop woman abeg!!

Haha...my man tell them oh. No be competition grin.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Godmother(f): 4:57pm On Nov 05, 2014
XXXXXXXXXXX:
Godmother , the naijan

Picture or Idon'tblivit........

What's naijan? Don't understand
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by zaziakoni(f): 5:02pm On Nov 05, 2014
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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by spiceemman(m): 5:07pm On Nov 05, 2014
Spouse so boring in bed I had to be boring too in an attempt not to cheat uno. Any attempt at trying out new styles is met with "Emmanuel where did you learn this?" Instantly libido takes a knock while in my head I'm replying "I haven't cheated on you b, blame the porns." Seriously though, it's painful when one's spouse isn't sexually exciting in bed and they're not willing to learn. Sad!

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by crackhaus: 5:07pm On Nov 05, 2014
kandiikane:


Lol and you think that pot belly and dad "smell' is sexy? As men get older they start getting some kind of unpleasant smell to them. You must think it's your sexy body that will get you young girls. Rubbish! See your mouth as if you can just click your fingers and an attractive girl will appear.
So what can a handsome young hunky bachelor do to make an attractive chic like you appear in his bed-chamber, like yesterday? grin
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by naijanaso: 5:07pm On Nov 05, 2014
GboyegaD:


Did you start up the thread to bash people? I thought it was for the fun of it but now I know better.

The OP (Obongprof) should be banned. How can he raise a topic just to use it to make fun of people...This is the reason I stopped coming to this NL platform for any thing. There are lots of jobless people whose only job (Like Obongprof) is to log on to one free network and write anything that come to mind.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by LordaGuru: 5:09pm On Nov 05, 2014
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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:10pm On Nov 05, 2014
shinacollins:
I had better sex while single and enjoyed it to the fullest variety.... Now married and vowed to be with only one..... All I get is rationing....sobs!!! E dey pain sha......

Bro, you might want to take matters into your own hands (no pun intended grin). Forget vow matter, she's clearly not keeping hers. If she wields punny like a bludgeon, you might want to find yourself another outlet - outside.

Man no be wood.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by thexzy(m): 5:10pm On Nov 05, 2014
This thread has made many to hide their comments.....buh if na Goodluck Vs Buhari now......See Comments undecided This thread has made many to hide their comments.....buh if na Goodluck Vs Buhari now......See Comments

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:14pm On Nov 05, 2014
crackhaus:

So what can a handsome young hunky bachelor do to make an attractive chic like you appear in his bed-chamber, like yesterday? grin

Am not so sure its Kandiikane you want - she's very much androgynous. She looks like Grace Jones grin.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 5:16pm On Nov 05, 2014
missbronze:
I cant really say.

But, one thing i know is dat he usually speak in tongue and make promise like..,

'when i go to shoe.., i will buy u Lagos.'
grin grin grin for your mind abi?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Nobody: 5:24pm On Nov 05, 2014
wakacome:
grin grin grin for your mind abi?
Hahahahahaha.

for real.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by kandiikane(m): 5:32pm On Nov 05, 2014
BuddhaPalm:


Am not so sure it's Kandiikane you want - she's very much androgynous. She looks like Grace Jones grin.

Lmaooo grin why you dey put sand sand for my garri?!


crackhaus:

So what can a handsome young hunky bachelor do to make an attractive chic like you appear in his bed-chamber, like yesterday? grin

Money and a va.gina

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by anonnairaland: 5:36pm On Nov 05, 2014
In my case, i'm more sexually active than my wife and I don't blame her because she was sexually abused twice while growing up and it kind of affected her sex drive. It's quite frustrating for me most times, but then I need to support her and help her overcome her fears. Most times, she allows me have it because she knows i want it but not because she wants it so its one-sided, she says if she were to have her way, the frequency would be like once a week or thereabout. When we have sex on a weekend, she expects it to last till the next weekend. it is quite contrasting because i'm more like an everyday kind of guy. We've been married for 3 years now and I must say its getting better compared to how it was at the beginning; we are not there yet but it's improving gradually. I'm a one lady kind of guy and even though i dont get it as often as i want it, I've learnt over the years to cope with the situation. Sometimes i'm all tensed up and i get pissed off at any and every little thing, the real reason being the dearth of sex, but i've learnt to be more understanding, and i've learnt to accept her the way she is, and not to seek for relief outside.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by misshoree(f): 5:42pm On Nov 05, 2014
obongproff:
* Are u sexually compatible with ur spouse?

* Is ur spouse asking for too much sex or ur not getting enough of it?

* Is ur spouse too boring or too wild in bed?

* If ur not sexually compatible, how are u guys coping?

* Are u rily enjoying sex as a married person?

I would really like to hear from the married folks in the house. cheesy

who would go first?
and of what business of yours is it if they aint getting sexual pleasure,yu wanna help them get it
Wetin dey do this mod self,why then they put rubbish threads as fp undecided
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by alejopataki(m): 5:44pm On Nov 05, 2014
Best thing after my kids is a beautiful and well shaped(hour glass)wife.I can't wait to settle that misunderstanding when she's in her night wear.I get it like...when I'm well behaved. cool

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by crackhaus: 5:44pm On Nov 05, 2014
BuddhaPalm:


Am not so sure it's Kandiikane you want - she's very much androgynous. She looks like Grace Jones grin.
Lol...
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by misshoree(f): 5:49pm On Nov 05, 2014
drkay002:

yu quoting me for fun?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by crackhaus: 5:51pm On Nov 05, 2014
kandiikane:

Money and a va.gina
Yours is not enough? embarassed
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by kandiikane(m): 5:54pm On Nov 05, 2014
crackhaus:

Yours is not enough? embarassed
didn't you see what buddhapalm wrote? How are you sure I have one?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by Gudintent: 5:55pm On Nov 05, 2014
Ngbo google am I compatible with my mouse shocked

Google says

Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by marvelito: 5:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
obongproff:


Bros abeg no vex oh. I didnt mean to make fun of u oh! Some ppl don day attack me hia. Me I neva meet any chic with higher libido b4 so its a bit strange and funny when I try to imagine it. I didnt mean to send a wrong message.

Mbok dont be vex.
i use to thnk am king kong in bed until i met dis girl. D match pass el clasicol dat night. Guz i run o. Delete her number. Till now she still stalk me even after 4yrs. She say she wan marry me. I tell her say na missd kal.

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Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by yemyemis(m): 6:01pm On Nov 05, 2014
Godmother:
@ GboyegaD
*joins him in eating the meat and sipping kunu*

I'm not married so I can't answer but I'm waiting impatiently to read the repsonse
@Godmother were u not the one i attended ur wedding abt last six month?? Tell us how it is with u.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by marvelito: 6:03pm On Nov 05, 2014
spiceemman:
Spouse so boring in bed I had to be boring too in an attempt not to cheat uno. Any attempt at trying out new styles is met with "Emmanuel where did you learn this?" Instantly libido takes a knock while in my head I'm replying "I haven't cheated on you b, blame the porns." Seriously though, it's painful when one's spouse isn't sexually exciting in bed and they're not willing to learn. Sad!
bro talk tins out wit ur wife and try to help her. Its obvious u both hv different sex background.if u love her help her. Cos soon fustratn wil set in wit u. Married ppl shldnt b shy to satisfy themselve.
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by crackhaus: 6:04pm On Nov 05, 2014
kandiikane:

didn't you see what buddhapalm wrote? How are you sure I have one?
You said so - circumcised grin

Were you lying?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by kandiikane(m): 6:08pm On Nov 05, 2014
crackhaus:

You said so - circumcised grin

Were you lying?
I say alot of things, isn't a pen!s circumcised too?
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by ichidodo: 6:11pm On Nov 05, 2014
" Making love with someone is how we share our deepest feelings. Things we can't express any other way. ".....F**k Libido...
Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by ukandi1(m): 6:13pm On Nov 05, 2014
I must be frank about this....

My wife and i were very sexually compartible. Infact, i desired more sex than her and it was a problem at one time as she cried stomach and d doctors said it was due to deep penetration.
But.........

Since she put to birth, things have not been d same again. Obviously d baby left some irreparable damages that my only luck is d big size of my joystick, otherwise i now struggle to satisfy her. That has made me loose interest in desiring her sexually..

Final shot......
Even with my big joystick, its only experience that is helping me to keep being d man.

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