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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:33am On Nov 07, 2014
Ilekokonit:


Why den no go attack you. When you dey spoil their market.

most of them know in their heart of hearts that they are damaged goods anyway and are just looking for some unfortunate guy to take them to the altar and yet they will not be humble.

They fail to realise that smart men are beginning to reject foolish women regardless of their so called education or artificial beauty.

I lyk d last paragraph. I tot I was alone before I created dis thread. I'm shockd men all ova d country (if nt even d world) r sick n tired of women.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:36am On Nov 07, 2014
Segirl18:


I dont find u guilty of all u wrote above, bt 4rm little i can tink off, il conclude that its either uve been once heart-broken or surely u havent found one suitable 4 ur taste cos i dont see a reason why men shouldnt get married wen im kinda convinced u'rnt a catholic who would want 2 become a reverend. Il bet ul overcome soon and come to thank me later bro. Peace!!!
Story...no be who dey alive..go thank u?

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:37am On Nov 07, 2014
Segirl18:


I dont find u guilty of all u wrote above, bt 4rm little i can tink off, il conclude that its either uve been once heart-broken or surely u havent found one suitable 4 ur taste cos i dont see a reason why men shouldnt get married wen im kinda convinced u'rnt a catholic who would want 2 become a reverend. Il bet ul overcome soon and come to thank me later bro.

d reason men shudnt marry is dat marriage is overrated n we can do just fine, if nt even better without it. simple n short

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:42am On Nov 07, 2014
marilyn01:
Freak ni bobo killjoy yi sha. C ehn u cannot kill our joy o. Homebreaker like u. Wo ori e. Coconut head with fish brain.

u tok lyk a woman, insults insults insults. no sensible contributions. tomorrow man go carry u put for house. shey u see y I said men r better of alone. its cos of gals lyk u

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:50am On Nov 07, 2014
twerkjack:
I'm a woman and yet ȋ̝̊̅̄
Feel ur soooooooooo right. Infact no one can be righter. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Think the idea of marriage is crap livin ur whole life with a completely different person in ƮϦȩ name of compatibility, puulease.

tnx for ur honesty. one love
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:51am On Nov 07, 2014
ferdiii:

Guy, na fantasy dey worry u...do u think everybody sees things the way u do? Most pple regret why they married too. Go help the orphans... too many children are suffering already. Don't be selfish.

Me selfish? Look whose calling another selfish.

How can you even be in a position to advice against marriage when you have never even been married before.

If there is anybody out there that regrets marriage it almost always that the problem was from him and not the other person. I'm not saying there isnt the off-chance that the marriage was truly crap. But really let me ask you, since you are all knowing even when you haven't crossed that bridge, what causes rifts in marriage?

Oh and please try not to respond with hear says. Try and respond with a real life experience. Preferably one that happened to you.

If you cant do that, my friend PARK WELL!!!
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:54am On Nov 07, 2014
ferdiii:

If I tell u my age...u will know u are the liar here...spambot won't allow me rest...so I'm as same as ferdimako. My pix is right there!

my friend plz stop exchanging words wit dis lady. she knows d truth. she's just trying to get under ur skin.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:55am On Nov 07, 2014
ferdiii:

Marriage na public toilet...those inside can't breathe and want to get out while those outside are dying to go in.

hahahaha! nyc analogy!

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by modele2: 9:02am On Nov 07, 2014
Long lonely days ahead mi dear poster. Long lonely dayw
killjoy:

short painful days ahead mi dear modele2. short painful days
s.

grin grin.my days are definitely not painful. Well but since i am a woman it would not count as your focus is on the guys. At least you did not deny the fact that your ideology would lead to lonely Ness.
It makes plenty sense don't vex or get me wrong it's just the repercussions i am scared of.

But if you are happy then who are we.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 9:16am On Nov 07, 2014
modele2:
Long lonely days ahead mi dear poster. Long lonely days.

short painful days ahead mi dear modele2. short painful days

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 9:39am On Nov 07, 2014
grin grin grin
ferdiii:

If I tell u my age...u will know u are the liar here...spambot won't allow me rest...so I'm as same as ferdimako. My pix is right there!
ur talking gibberish,console urself wt lies.which pix r u talkng abt.Picsure no dey ur profile oooo,hehehehe.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Debbiemma(f): 10:28am On Nov 07, 2014
Which family are you talking about,was it not as a result of marriage,,what u need is to change your mentality about marriage.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by DaBullIT(m): 11:09am On Nov 07, 2014
killjoy:


short painful days ahead mi dear modele2. short painful days

[size=25pt]Brosss Chop knuckle. You don spoil market for them[/size]. Wedding sorooo dey catch them grin grin

Somebody can not come and go and be tying us down with wedding. Men want to be free grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:11am On Nov 07, 2014
Debbiemma:
Which family are you talking about,was it not as a result of marriage,,what u need is to change your mentality about marriage.
No be everybody go do that shiitt.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:12am On Nov 07, 2014
enkay4love:
grin grin grin ur talking gibberish,console urself wt lies.which pix r u talkng abt.Picsure no dey ur profile oooo,hehehehe.
tongue grin
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:14am On Nov 07, 2014
princefunmi:


Me selfish? Look whose calling another selfish.

How can you even be in a position to advice against marriage when you have never even been married before.

If there is anybody out there that regrets marriage it almost always that the problem was from him and not the other person. I'm not saying there isnt the off-chance that the marriage was truly crap. But really let me ask you, since you are all knowing even when you haven't crossed that bridge, what causes rifts in marriage?

Oh and please try not to respond with hear says. Try and respond with a real life experience. Preferably one that happened to you.

If you cant do that, my friend PARK WELL!!!
Married pple come begging unmarried ones and we help them. They are in trouble!

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:18am On Nov 07, 2014
killjoy:


my friend plz stop exchanging words wit dis lady. she knows d truth. she's just trying to get under ur skin.
I know so...here is faceless. When I finished my sec.sch. she must have been sucking. Only marriage she looked forward too. I'm just having fun and a laugh on how uptight and deceitful pple can be.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 11:40am On Nov 07, 2014
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by tosyne09: 1:02pm On Nov 07, 2014
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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by tosyne09: 1:09pm On Nov 07, 2014
[quote author=killjoy post=27797020]

I lyk d last paragraph. I tot I was alone before I created dis thread. I'm shockd men all ova d country (if nt even d world) r sick n tired of women.



like Seriously serious! men including myself are absolutely tired.

there was a day I was just thinking about how men work to get money. then man has to beg a girl to accept for him and squandered all he has worked after all. despite the fact that the sex is mutual enjoyment and its even punishment to men atimes.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by modele2: 2:03pm On Nov 07, 2014
DaBullIT:


[size=25pt]Brosss Chop knuckle. You don spoil market for them[/size]. Wedding sorooo dey catch them grin grin

Somebody can not come and go and be tying us down with wedding. Men want to be free grin grin grin grin grin grin


Sorry dear happily married with kids and a good career to boot.

You feel you are showing women pepper, but you are also doing your self a diservice. Imagine, you think you do women a favour by marrying them... shocked. Well as i said earlier you would only believe a mans side of the story, so let me hold my peace, but i can tellyou for free tht my hubbie is having a ball.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by SHOCK7(m): 2:10pm On Nov 07, 2014
MrsBreezy:


You're not married. Or you weren't married so you wouldn't know. Well long lasting couples proves that marriage might be worthwhile.

Well maybe while you're young you probably think it's amazing. But when you're older.. With no family or wife or kids. Your legacy won't be the success you've had but the people you've left behind eg wife and kids
4 dis last reason u gave u're very wrong.u should 've argued is companionship/comfort.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by SHOCK7(m): 2:23pm On Nov 07, 2014
killjoy:


don't expect happily married men (if der is such a tin) to say all dis... n no, u won't believ even if an angel says all this. asking a woman not to get married is like asking a man to stay jobless, that's y I created this post for guys only!
I admire d way u defend 'ur post though I raise objection to point 2.There is such a tin as love(inlove) smiley
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 3:18pm On Nov 07, 2014
killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

Wanna speak one-on-one with you...on phone.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Xmani: 3:23pm On Nov 07, 2014
All u've said is true. i know a few married men dat wud rada stay single but thr's one thing most men can't fight.BIOLOGY. dat's why most ppl get married. at some point u' ll find urself craving the company of a woman.not because u'r a womaniser but because ur natural clock says u've got to b with one. if i cud, i wud'nt go a 100 miles near a woman.let alone marry one. No beef intended. Appreciating d womenfolk out dia.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 3:45pm On Nov 07, 2014
kilijoy, I support you 10000000%, I don't know that someone shares my view and thinking. Am a realist too, that's what I call myself.

Am 36 years plus I don't want to marry. below is my reasons which I wrote last year.

I wish the eyes of Nigerian men will be opened like men of developed countries who have realised that marriage these days is a problem not a solution.

And you don't need it to be happy.

Read my reasons too.




Staying Single: Reasons.

1) Bible says it is good for a man to remain as he is; single (1 Corinthians 7 : 8, 26 KJV).

2) I don't want to carry unnecessary baggage (responsibility and worry) about some other people else, don't want any pain in the arse.

3) Don't want to bring people into this bleeped up world to come and suffer, and nobody will blame me while suffering.
4) I have suffered, I've seen reproach, I have see issues, I've seen problems, I seen griefs, I don't want more griefs, I need peace, happiness and rest.

5) Marriage is not an achievement, it's not compulsory, neither is it N360 million so, it's not part of what I want out of life.

6) I can't bear the thought of sharing my life, space and possessions with one stupid stranger.

7) Marriage is a dime a dozen, every Dick and Harry is getting married, I want to be different, you know, dare to be different.

cool (For me alone).

9) No need to bring people into this difficult struggles to make heaven.

10) Single hood shows discipline, toughness, strength, and uniqueness.

11) I need freedom to be myself, express myself and take risks.

12) After all these sufferings, I don't think I can go and get one idiot who didn't contribute anything to my life, to come and be provoking me. Na!

13) Our over bursting population doesn't need more people, it needs to checked.

14) Marriage is very monotonous, you keep seeing the same fool everyday forever.

15) Once the bleeped up marriage starts, next is offloading kids like chicken, the sweet home gets disorganized, messy and filthy .

Oh Lord, I pray, earnestly and fervently, turn the good wife, the wonderful children to money and cars and give to me, that's what I need. In the name of JESUS CHRIST! AMEN!


Note: my parents are happily married and lives together, but I loathe the shallowness and hollowness of marriage.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 4:31pm On Nov 07, 2014
nnafather:


Wanna speak one-on-one with you...on phone.

lol y na? am I in trouble?
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 4:41pm On Nov 07, 2014
ColinAdua:
kilijoy, I support you 10000000%, I don't know that someone shares my view and thinking. Am a realist too, that's what I call myself.

Am 36 years plus I don't want to marry. below is my reasons which I wrote last year.

I wish the eyes of Nigerian men will be opened like men of developed countries who have realised that marriage these days is a problem not a solution.

And you don't need it to be happy.

Read my reasons too.




Staying Single: Reasons.

1) Bible says it is good for a man to remain as he is; single (1 Corinthians 7 : 8, 26 KJV).

2) I don't want to carry unnecessary baggage (responsibility and worry) about some other people else, don't want any pain in the arse.

3) Don't want to bring people into this bleeped up world to come and suffer, and nobody will blame me while suffering.
4) I have suffered, I've seen reproach, I have see issues, I've seen problems, I seen griefs, I don't want more griefs, I need peace, happiness and rest.

5) Marriage is not an achievement, it's not compulsory, neither is it N360 million so, it's not part of what I want out of life.

6) I can't bear the thought of sharing my life, space and possessions with one stupid stranger.

7) Marriage is a dime a dozen, every Dick and Harry is getting married, I want to be different, you know, dare to be different.

cool (For me alone).

9) No need to bring people into this difficult struggles to make heaven.

10) Single hood shows discipline, toughness, strength, and uniqueness.

11) I need freedom to be myself, express myself and take risks.

12) After all these sufferings, I don't think I can go and get one idiot who didn't contribute anything to my life, to come and be provoking me. Na!

13) Our over bursting population doesn't need more people, it needs to checked.

14) Marriage is very monotonous, you keep seeing the same fool everyday forever.

15) Once the bleeped up marriage starts, next is offloading kids like chicken, the sweet home gets disorganized, messy and filthy .

Oh Lord, I pray, earnestly and fervently, turn the good wife, the wonderful children to money and cars and give to me, that's what I need. In the name of JESUS CHRIST! AMEN!


Note: my parents are happily married and lives together, but I loathe the shallowness and hollowness of marriage.

lolzzzzz. leme do d maths. 15+7=150. so in all 150 reasons nt to get married. guy tnx for adding d oda rizns tym didn't allow me to add. u too much
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 5:04pm On Nov 07, 2014
SHOCK7:

4 dis last reason u gave u're very wrong.u should 've argued is companionship/comfort.

Well I don't agree.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 5:08pm On Nov 07, 2014
101 reasons to stay single
1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase
records in ridiculous places.
3. If you buy something "yummy", you don't have to buy
twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
6. Less stuff to move when you do move
7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only
one person
8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
10. You decide what to shave and when
11. Valentines day costs less
12. No anniversaries to remember
13. No extra birthdays to remember
14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays
15. No irritating in-laws to deal with
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where
you leave your dirty clothes.
18. You don't have to share
19. You don't have to change your life because someone
else has jealousy issues.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your
own.
21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn't hinge on what
someone else wants or thinks.
22. The only people complaining about music volume are
the neighbors.
23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff
for it in the morning.
24. You don't have to use the "headache" excuse anymore.
25. You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm
pregnant" factor.
26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.
27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.
28. More time to spend with friends.
29. You don't have to live with someone who can't stand
your parents.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or
asks you why.
31. You can date more freely.
32. The cute secretary is fair game.
33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal
with.
34. You don't have to share your closet with anyone else.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
36. You always get to read what you want.
37. You decide when to crawl into bed.
38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire
consequences.
39. No one else's annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal
with at home.
40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.
41. You can talk to yourself without people saying "what?"
or worrying about your sanity.
42. There are religious benefits, if you're into that kind of
thing.
43. Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of
thing.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are
your own.
45. You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the
person you live with.
46. There's only one way to do things- your way.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.
49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.
50. If an argument starts, you can walk away... forever.
51. You don't have to make excuses for yourself.
52. The whole "old maid" thing is so last century.
53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.
54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.
55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.
56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you
don't even have to hide it!)
57. You don't have to share your bed with anyone.
58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.
59. You can decorate the entire house according to your
taste.
60. The only person spending your money is you.
61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.
63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at
worst hilarious.
65. Less pressure about body weight.
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
67. Suddenly, it's okay to look (and flirt).
68. It's easier to focus on your career and your dreams.
69. You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need
to make more money."
70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your
own.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic
people out there.
72. You don't have to change your religious beliefs one bit.
73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x
1 million. Yeah.
74. Food is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than
marriage.
77. You don't have to deal with someone else's kids all the
time.
78. Divorce is pricey.
79. You don't have to deal with "compliment fishing."
80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.
81. No endless nagging.
82. You never have to answer the phone "right now!"
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as
much as you want.
84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.
85. Things stay where you put them.
86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you
need it.
87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.
88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.
89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as
you want, for as long as you want.
90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.
91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself,
instead of someone else.
92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how
you treat yourself.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it
continues to ruin your whole day.
94. You can be as eccentric as you want.
95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you
want.
96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.
97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.
98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.
99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy
stories.
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often.
Certainly with more variety.
101. Being single and staying single isn't selfish. It should
be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 5:21pm On Nov 07, 2014
ColinAdua:
101 reasons to stay single
1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase
records in ridiculous places.
3. If you buy something "yummy", you don't have to buy
twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
6. Less stuff to move when you do move
7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only
one person
8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
10. You decide what to shave and when
11. Valentines day costs less
12. No anniversaries to remember
13. No extra birthdays to remember
14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays
15. No irritating in-laws to deal with
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where
you leave your dirty clothes.
18. You don't have to share
19. You don't have to change your life because someone
else has jealousy issues.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your
own.
21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn't hinge on what
someone else wants or thinks.
22. The only people complaining about music volume are
the neighbors.
23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff
for it in the morning.
24. You don't have to use the "headache" excuse anymore.
25. You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm
pregnant" factor.
26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.
27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.
28. More time to spend with friends.
29. You don't have to live with someone who can't stand
your parents.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or
asks you why.
31. You can date more freely.
32. The cute secretary is fair game.
33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal
with.
34. You don't have to share your closet with anyone else.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
36. You always get to read what you want.
37. You decide when to crawl into bed.
38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire
consequences.
39. No one else's annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal
with at home.
40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.
41. You can talk to yourself without people saying "what?"
or worrying about your sanity.
42. There are religious benefits, if you're into that kind of
thing.
43. Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of
thing.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are
your own.
45. You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the
person you live with.
46. There's only one way to do things- your way.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.
49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.
50. If an argument starts, you can walk away... forever.
51. You don't have to make excuses for yourself.
52. The whole "old maid" thing is so last century.
53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.
54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.
55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.
56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you
don't even have to hide it!)
57. You don't have to share your bed with anyone.
58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.
59. You can decorate the entire house according to your
taste.
60. The only person spending your money is you.
61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.
63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at
worst hilarious.
65. Less pressure about body weight.
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
67. Suddenly, it's okay to look (and flirt).
68. It's easier to focus on your career and your dreams.
69. You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need
to make more money."
70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your
own.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic
people out there.
72. You don't have to change your religious beliefs one bit.
73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x
1 million. Yeah.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than
marriage.
77. You don't have to deal with someone else's kids all the
time.
78. Divorce is pricey.
79. You don't have to deal with "compliment fishing."
80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.
81. No endless nagging.
82. You never have to answer the phone "right now!"
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as
much as you want.
84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.
85. Things stay where you put them.
86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you
need it.
87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.
88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.
89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as
you want, for as long as you want.
90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.
91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself,
instead of someone else.
92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how
you treat yourself.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it
continues to ruin your whole day.
94. You can be as eccentric as you want.
95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you
want.
96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.
97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.
98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.
99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy
stories.
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often.
Certainly with more variety.
101. Being single and staying single isn't selfish. It should
be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)

hahahà. I love numba 45! still reading

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by blackdiamond1(f): 5:42pm On Nov 07, 2014
Hi OP,
I'm not advisingu to get married or fall in love or anythinglike that. I mean y would u do something u hate so much?

But from ur post and responses it seems u are angry and bitter abt some heartbreak from a lady u dated for 2 yrs( I may be wrong tho). She has taken those 2 years from you, don't let her make u miserablle for life. Don't make one singe human being have such effect on u, no body is worth it.
You really can't tell what future pain God was preserving you from and made her leave. What if she stayed and married u and made ur life hell. I mean if she leaves u and u know ur worth, its her loss. Yes u spent money, you can make much more. You gave her 2 yrs of ur life, u have ur whole life ahead of u, u loved her, u can love another(yes u can if u let go of that hurt smiley )

NB : I am a woman a good woman for that matter and so I think its unfair that u generalise that we are all bad, gold diggers, obtainers, etc. We have some really hard working women who are independent financially and never look up to a man for nothing.

You don't want to marry? fine, u advise men not to marry? Great! but abeg sofly dey yab us u hear? TNX in advance and I wish well.

Peace!

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