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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:00pm On Dec 23, 2014
babygirlfl:

Well we met and realised we were both nairalanders. please don't ask me how I knew his handle.

I live in the same country as YOU just not in the south. However, I lived in London for a while so you see I know all them places you keep going on about. I just sit in front of my laptop and laugh as you chat away with your friends. grin

Lol, now I'm scared. tongue And this is me thinking you're from Florida, with "FL." grin

I've never met anyone here. Never chatted to anyone on that level, and with the madness on here, meeting somewhere from here would be scary. Anyway, I don't know anyone who visits the forum, at the moment, apart from a friend and a next cousin who I invited...and they don't post anymore. So I think the probability of knowing anyone's handle on here is zero.

Where about do you live - Midlands, or up North? Don't laugh next time, just join the convo next time. tongue
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:04pm On Dec 23, 2014
babygirlfl:


We prefer to be called Ika people. Why did you think I was from Ekiti?

Ika? Hmmm...that's what her mum used to say as well. And claim Edo ancestry. grin

And she acts more Yoruba than Igbo though - I'm still super-close with the family.

Almost all the Yoruba chics I know on here are either from Ekiti or Ibadan. Hence I always throw the two places around.

I think "yetseyi" is the only Ijebu chic I know on here that's always online, and like you, she never talks. grin
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:04pm On Dec 23, 2014
Dollyparton1

Come in here, we haven't finished our convo. tongue
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 6:11pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, now I'm scared. tongue And this is me thinking you're from Florida, with "FL." grin

I've never met anyone here. Never chatted to anyone on that level, and with the madness on here, meeting somewhere from here would be scary. Anyway, I don't know anyone who visits the forum, at the moment, apart from a friend and a next cousin who I invited...and they don't post anymore. So I think the probability of knowing anyone's handle on here is zero.

Where about do you live - Midlands, or up North? Don't laugh next time, just join the convo next time. tongue

North east
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:13pm On Dec 23, 2014
babygirlfl:


North east

Hmmm...Sheffield, Hull, Newcastle, Middlesbrough?

I've never been up there. How's life up there?
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 6:19pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Hmmm...Sheffield, Hull, Newcastle, Middlesbrough?

I've never been up there. How's life up there?

Sheffield and hull is in yorkshire .lol

I live somewhere between Newcastle and middlesborough. Please lets just leave at that. This is nairaland.

It is lovely here. More affordable housing with big gardens as compared to London.
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:26pm On Dec 23, 2014
babygirlfl:


Sheffield and hull is in yorkshire .lol

I live somewhere between Newcastle and middlesborough. Please lets just leave at that. This is nairaland.

It is lovely here. More affordable housing with big gardens as compared to London.


Lol, I just throw everywhere from North Yorkshire, and the Scottish-England in the same box.

Folks up there are all the same with the same accent. grin

Nice. How about the boredom? I can't live anywhere that isn't a proper city like London. Lived in Brum for years for Uni, and I almost ended up depressed. And that's the 2nd best city in the UK. Up North would drive me insane. grin

You need to come down South - Essex is nice. tongue
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:35pm On Dec 23, 2014
Yetseyi

Are you going to post something today, my Ijebu sister? grin

The last time I saw you post anything was on the Ijebu thread. grin
Re: derailed topic by yetseyi(f): 6:37pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Ika? Hmmm...that's what her mum used to say as well. And claim Edo ancestry. grin

And she acts more Yoruba than Igbo though - I'm still super-close with the family.

Almost all the Yoruba chics I know on here are either from Ekiti or Ibadan. Hence I always throw the two places around.

[/b]I think "yetseyi" is the only Ijebu chic I know on here that's always online, and like you, she never talks.[b] grin

Sir shymexx.

You have definitely gotten my attention with the bolded.

I do talk ,just prefer to observe most times wink

Ijebu Boy!!! cheesy
Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 6:39pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, I just throw everywhere from North Yorkshire, and the Scottish-England in the same box.

Folks up there are all the same with the same accent. grin

Nice. How about the boredom? I can't live anywhere that isn't a proper city like London. Lived in Brum for years for Uni, and I almost ended up depressed. And that's the 2nd best city in the UK. Up North would drive me insane. grin

You need to come down South - Essex is nice. tongue

I love quiet places but yes some people find it boring here. I love London but its too much of a city for me. Schools here are also best for kids. I don't want my son growing up and joining the London gang. The houses here are massive with lovely gardens and if lucky you could get a house with seaside view.
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:40pm On Dec 23, 2014
yetseyi:


Sir shymexx.

You have definitely gotten my attention with the bolded.

I do talk ,just prefer to observe most times wink

Ijebu Boy!!! cheesy

Lol, that is my beautiful Ijebu sister right there.

I need to follow you, so I can read ya comments from time to time.
Re: derailed topic by yetseyi(f): 6:40pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:
Yetseyi

Are you going to post something today, my Ijebu sister? grin

The last time I saw you post anything was on the Ijebu thread. grin

Arrrrgh you caught me viewing. cry

I have posted something already

Ijebu brother grin grin grin grin
Re: derailed topic by yetseyi(f): 6:43pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, that is my beautiful Ijebu sister right there.

I need to follow you, so I can read ya comments from time to time.

Okay then.

I have read some of your comments and I am always like this my Ijebu brother ehnnn shocked shocked
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:43pm On Dec 23, 2014
babygirlfl:


I love quiet places but yes some people find it boring here. I love London but its too much of a city for me. Schools here are also best for kids. I don't want my son growing up and joining the London gang. The houses here are massive with lovely gardens and if lucky you could get a house with seaside view.


Lol, gangs aren't fashionable anymore in London. Folks only care about money these days, and there's gentrification everywhere.

For me, I can't raise my kids in those places - I just don't like the accent and the mentality of the people outside London. They talk funny, and act somewhat too country for me. grin
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:45pm On Dec 23, 2014
yetseyi:


Okay then.

I have read some of your comments and I am always like this my Ijebu brother ehnnn shocked shocked

Lol, don't judge me based on my comments on here...this is the animal kingdom, with no rules. grin

I'm a normal well-cultured and cool-headed Ijebu boy. grin
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 6:47pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:
Dollyparton1

Come in here, we haven't finished our convo. tongue

Re: derailed topic by babygirlfl: 6:47pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, gang aren't fashionable anymore in London. Folks only care about money these days, and there's gentrification everywhere.

For me, I can't raise my kids in those places - I just don't like the accent and the mentality of the people outside London. They talk funny, and act somewhat too country for me. grin

Lol. It is amazing how someone can love just what another person hates. It is the beauty of life.
Re: derailed topic by yetseyi(f): 6:50pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, don't judge me based on my comments on here...this is the animal kingdom, with no rules. grin

I'm a normal well-cultured and cool-headed Ijebu boy. grin

Okay if you say so.
I hope we've not derailed this thread.

Going back to read only mode. sad

Catch you later
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:52pm On Dec 23, 2014
babygirlfl:


Lol. It is amazing how someone can love just what another person hates. It is the beauty of life.

Well, maybe it's cos I'm from South London, and I'm used to the rowdiness. Though living outside London for years somewhat made me less out-going. But I still prefer the London experience and being able to go to the shops at night. Also, I feel more comfortable around black people, and with that, your kids will able to get adequately integrated into African cultures.

Then mentality as well. I want my kids to be street smart, apart from being highly educated. And that comes with the territory. grin

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:54pm On Dec 23, 2014
yetseyi:


Okay if you say so.
I hope we've not derailed this thread.

Going back to read only mode. sad

Catch you later

Alright, sis.

Don't judge a book by its cover...still that Ijebu boy. grin
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 6:54pm On Dec 23, 2014
DollyParton1:


Where in the UK do you live, Ms Ibadan? tongue
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 7:06pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:

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Where in the UK do you live, Ms Ibadan? tongue
who says I live in UK
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:10pm On Dec 23, 2014
DollyParton1:

who says I live in UK

Lol, keep faking the funk.

The London twang you throw around from time to time gave you up. grin

Bring ya ar.se in here! undecided
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 7:12pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, keep faking the funk.

The London twang you throw around from time to time gave you up. grin

Bring ya ar.se in here! undecided
u getting it mixed up. This chic right here is from Oshodi angry angry angry

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Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:16pm On Dec 23, 2014
DollyParton1:

u getting it mixed up. This chic right here is from Oshodi angry angry angry

You think I won't clock, no? grin

There are certain things you can't fake...London twangs are unique and you can't really fake it.

So, bring ya ar.se in here.

And why did you delete that pic? undecided
Re: derailed topic by DollyParton1(f): 7:19pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


You think I won't clock, no? grin

There are certain things you can't fake...London twangs are unique and you can't really fake it.

So, bring ya ar.se in here.

And why did you delete that pic? undecided

Sorry u read it all wrong aint no one from London.
Never been there in ma life.
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:26pm On Dec 23, 2014
DollyParton1:


Sorry u read it all wrong aint no one from London.
Never been there in ma life.

Ite, Ibadan woman.

Put another picture up for smokey - wanna see a different angle. undecided

And stop being feisty. tongue
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:33pm On Dec 23, 2014
@babygirlfl

Any plans for xmas, and how many kids have you got?
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:47pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Ite, Ibadan woman.

Put another picture up for smokey - wanna see a different angle. undecided

And stop being feisty. tongue
Bully. Now she removed the pic grin grin
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:48pm On Dec 23, 2014
islandbreeze:
WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE:

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

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. Hey father of one, so , you derailed a very interesting topic cos you are toasting mother of 3, huh
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:54pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:
@babygirlfl

Any plans for xmas, and how many kids have you got?
Hey father of one, so , you derailed a very interesting topic cos you are toasting mother of 3, huh?
Re: derailed topic by Nobody: 7:56pm On Dec 23, 2014
Ogbeche77:
Bully. Now she removed the pic grin grin

Lol, she just wanted to tease a nyggah with that shiit.

She'll be back with more pics for you. Shout her. grin

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