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Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by tr3y(m): 8:07pm On Dec 31, 2014
It's so unfortunate how the society has conditioned the womenfolks to repress their sexuality, though the truth is as much as I would like to be the one chyking her i would actually love to just watch her try coz I'm pretty sure she would fumble or stutter.
It would be fun sha.
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 8:12pm On Dec 31, 2014
tr3y:
It's so unfortunate how the society has conditioned the womenfolks to repress their sexuality, though the truth is as much as I would like to be the one chyking her i would actually love to just watch her try coz I'm pretty sure she would fumble or stutter.
It would be fun sha.

I wouldn't. smiley
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 8:41pm On Dec 31, 2014
I have been wooed by a Lady and will continue to be.
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:01pm On Dec 31, 2014
MzNelly:
"Woo" in this context means walking up to a guy and asking him to be more than a friend to you. Like.... "Will you be my boyfriend?" undecided

Now, why shouldn't you do that? Read on:

1. It's a man's world. Let HIM do the "chyking."

2. His respect for you will decrease, even if it's just a LITTLE, trust me.

3. There's a 99.9% chance he'll turn you down.

4. If he doesn't turn you down, he won't take you seriously.

5. If he does turn you down, his friends will hear about it. Get ready to be labelled all sorts of names. smiley

6. His ego will feel bruised. He's a man. All men like to feel on top of every situation.

7. There are tons of guys who'd ask you out. Must you do that to yourself? smiley

8. If you send him signals and he doesn't pick up on the hints, HE'S NOT INTO YOU.

9. Ignore these feminists. You and a man don't share any equal rights. Pfft.

10. It's Biblically wrong. You doubt? ---Genesis 3:16

"Woo" him at your own risk.
cheesycheesycheesy
You see dear, there is nothing wrong in it as a matter of fact a Lady ask me will u be my boyfriend? I said No,she was hurt,delete me from all her social network,i keep quiet she later add me again can't control her love nd u know wot i respect her for her braveness nd if in life i'm gonna get married i had marry Her.

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Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by tr3y(m): 9:01pm On Dec 31, 2014
MzNelly:


I wouldn't. smiley

If I hear, easier typed than done.
We both know the truth, you wouldn't last a second unless you are not raised in Nigeria or Africa.
We are different anyways coz I know some guys(ladies too) will be quick to judge such a lady and call her names, that's life different strokes for different folks.

Make we leave story, I go like to see you try just to laugh at how you will Frak up. tongue grin
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:25pm On Dec 31, 2014
tr3y:


If I hear, easier typed than done.
We both know the truth, you wouldn't last a second unless you are not raised in Nigeria or Africa.
We are different anyways coz I know some guys(ladies too) will be quick to judge such a lady and call her names, that's life different strokes for different folks.

Make we leave story, I go like to see you try just to laugh at how you will Frak up. tongue grin

Meet me at that restaurant 2pm tomorrow. embarassed

Let's get to know each other embarassed
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 31, 2014
starlingslimnet:
You see dear, there is nothing wrong in it as a matter of fact a Lady ask me will u be my boyfriend? I said No,she was hurt,delete me from all her social network,i keep quiet she later add me again can't control her love nd u know wot i respect her for her braveness nd if in life i'm gonna get married i had marry Her.

So you don't wanna get married?
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 31, 2014
MzNelly:


So you don't wanna get married?
I still don't know dear
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by tr3y(m): 9:49pm On Dec 31, 2014
MzNelly:


Meet me at that restaurant 2pm tomorrow. embarassed

Let's get to know each other embarassed

Woah, so you walk to a guy and the first thing you say is to meet at a restaurant. I guessed as much.
I'll forgive your naivety and admire your courage so imma say "restaurant is too mainstream how about we meet at Bar beach and make sure you are dressed for the beach coz I will make you get wet(no pun) grin, you know what I'm talking about, right?" undecided
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:51pm On Dec 31, 2014
tr3y:


Woah, so you walk to a guy and the first thing you say is to meet at a restaurant. I guessed as much.
I'll forgive your naivety and admire your courage so imma say "restaurant is too mainstream how about we meet at Bar beach and make sure you are dressed for the beach coz I will make you get wet(no pun) grin, you know what I'm talking about, right?" undecided

It's the restaurant or nothing. embarassed
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by tr3y(m): 10:18pm On Dec 31, 2014
MzNelly:


It's the restaurant or nothing. embarassed

I love your firmness, but it's the beach or nothing, plus I will be bring home made food so don't worry about food. tongue
So you getting beach plus restaurant all in one place. tongue cool
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Adek15(m): 10:27pm On Dec 31, 2014
MzNelly:
"Woo" in this context means walking up to a guy and asking him to be more than a friend to you. Like.... "Will you be my boyfriend?" undecided

Now, why shouldn't you do that? Read on:

1. It's a man's world. Let HIM do the "chyking."

2. His respect for you will decrease, even if it's just a LITTLE, trust me.

3. There's a 99.9% chance he'll turn you down.thank God it's not islamically wrong

4. If he doesn't turn you down, he won't take you seriously.

5. If he does turn you down, his friends will hear about it. Get ready to be labelled all sorts of names. smiley

6. His ego will feel bruised. He's a man. All men like to feel on top of every situation.

7. There are tons of guys who'd ask you out. Must you do that to yourself? smiley

8. If you send him signals and he doesn't pick up on the hints, HE'S NOT INTO YOU.

9. Ignore these feminists. You and a man don't share any equal rights. Pfft.

10. It's Biblically wrong. You doubt? ---Genesis 3:16

"Woo" him at your own risk.
cheesycheesycheesy
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 8:29am On Jan 01, 2015
tr3y:


I love your firmness, but it's the beach or nothing, plus I will be bring home made food so don't worry about food. tongue
So you getting beach plus restaurant all in one place. tongue cool


LoL....I have money. embarassed
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:09am On Jan 01, 2015
Hmm...Op, what if she isn't responding to the chyking?

You send her a mail and she doesn't reply, how long are you to wait?
How long, Nelly?
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:46am On Jan 01, 2015
emusmith:
Hmm...Op, what if she isn't responding to the chyking?

You send her a mail and she doesn't reply, how long are you to wait?
How long, Nelly?

LoL, I'm sure she didn't receive the mail. cheesy
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:48am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:



LoL....I have money. embarassed
really?
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:49am On Jan 01, 2015
Unibenstudent:
really?

NairaDigger grin
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:50am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:


NairaDigger grin
what does that even mean?
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:58am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:
"Woo" in this context means walking up to a guy and asking him to be more than a friend to you. Like.... "Will you be my boyfriend?" undecided

Now, why shouldn't you do that? Read on:

1. It's a man's world. Let HIM do the "chyking."

2. His respect for you will decrease, even if it's just a LITTLE, trust me.

3. There's a 99.9% chance he'll turn you down.

4. If he doesn't turn you down, he won't take you seriously.

5. If he does turn you down, his friends will hear about it. Get ready to be labelled all sorts of names. smiley

6. His ego will feel bruised. He's a man. All men like to feel on top of every situation.

7. There are tons of guys who'd ask you out. Must you do that to yourself? smiley

8. If you send him signals and he doesn't pick up on the hints, HE'S NOT INTO YOU.

9. Ignore these feminists. You and a man don't share any equal rights. Pfft.

10. It's Biblically wrong. You doubt? ---Genesis 3:16

"Woo" him at your own risk.
cheesycheesycheesy
u re totally wrong here,real men dnt gossip.
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 9:59am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:


LoL, I'm sure she didn't receive the mail. cheesy

OK... So... OK...
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Tymax(m): 9:59am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:
"Woo" in this context means walking up to a guy and asking him to be more than a friend to you. Like.... "Will you be my boyfriend?" undecided

Now, why shouldn't you do that? Read on:

1. [size=15pt]It's a man's world.[/size] Let HIM do the "chyking."

9. Ignore these feminists. [size=15pt]You and a man don't share any equal rights.[/size] Pfft.

"Woo" him at your own risk.
cheesycheesycheesy
shocked shocked What am I reading?

[Observes her in new light] cool
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 10:15am On Jan 01, 2015
emusmith:


OK... So... OK...

I can't send mails; dunno why.

Lemme send you a mail.
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 10:16am On Jan 01, 2015
Tymax:
shocked shocked What am I reading?

[Observes her in new light] cool

Huh, what new light? embarassed
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 10:28am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:


I can't send mails; dunno why.

Lemme send you a mail.

Should I expect a mail from you?

If Yes, if you don't mind, add my rice and turkey... Thanks. grin
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 10:33am On Jan 01, 2015
Nice thread. So you want me to do the wooing? embarassed
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 10:38am On Jan 01, 2015
emusmith:


Should I expect a mail from you?

If Yes, if you don't mind, add my rice and turkey... Thanks. grin

Money for the rice and turkey tongue

*stretches out her hand*
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 10:40am On Jan 01, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Nice thread. So you want me to do the wooing? embarassed

Yes. Would you rather she woo you?
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 11:29am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:


Yes. Would you rather she woo you?
Yes. I am shy. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 11:43am On Jan 01, 2015
sonOfLucifer:

Yes. I am shy. embarassed embarassed embarassed

What if she's shy too? embarassed
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 11:45am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:


What if she's shy too? embarassed
Then we will go to China. grin
Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 11:49am On Jan 01, 2015
MzNelly:


Money for the rice and turkey tongue

*stretches out her hand*

Take...

Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Nobody: 11:50am On Jan 01, 2015
sonOfLucifer:

Then we will go to China. grin

LoL cheesycheesycheesy

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