pweetixandy:
yea,normal brown eyes

cool....hope you don't mind if i stare?

Guy,you are a pro. All I see is info at Ur fingertips and supersonic analytical mind."NO PUPPY LOVE CONVO".

rigarmortis:



who has the time for all these puppy love conversation, when you meet a new girl via phone or electronic connect, don't waste time, there are three types and three ways and three uses.

1. the sharp in and out girl,
these are girls you want to use for a fling, for the time being, or when you girl is not around, or for fun/adventure, there are subtypes.

a. the good bad girl.
this type has a boyfriend, but he is far away and she likes you very much, and wants to fxck you, if the feeling is mutual, indulge her, don't start with the love and getting to know you slash friends convo.....use double meaning suggestive words when you converse with her..........start the good boy thing and you are on a long thing, leave that for her real boyfriend, she is a good bad girl. bad with you, good with him.

b. the runs gyal
someone gives you a runs gyals number and you go into the kinda conversation as written by the OP, RUBBISH.
where can we meet, should be first and what is your name last, the last doesn't even matter cos she is gonna give you a name like cindyrealia or magenta a fake name which you will soon forget.

c. the fill in the gap girl.
she just broke up and wants to have wild fun for revenge/fun purpose, and you are forming nice gentleman discussion?


2. the serious working class "lady"
you are in that mood where you don't want a clingy or needy girl, she works in a bank and single, no time to mingle, you two hook up, I swear she is gonna be the one to ask you where you work!...........its not like she is a gold digger, she just doesn't wanna have to pick the tab and baby sit you all the time.

so yes someone is gonna ask what the other person does......beat her to it sir!.........ask! and when she answers nod and say stuff that is ambiguous, let her empty herself cos she wanna show you she is independent, then tell her as liitle as possible about yourself, make it ambiguous, tell her where you work, but not which office, take her home.

the rest is history.


3. the friendship type gyal.

normal I don't converse with girls I don't intend to fxck, but there comes a time when something pushes you into this kinda group, play along, this is only when you can follow the OPs advice.....but alas!....not to the letter, remember, girls hate good guys, feel her in alone moments, gauge her , chip in a few words to see her kinda person when you are alone, so you know which category to box her in.

the drawback with these kinda is like you have a girlfriend without the "privileges"...believe me, naija girls being the fishbrained creatures they are will still want you to do stuff for them, I wont say don't, cos ppl will say am harsh and I wont say do cos that will be creating a new mugu, we have many running around already....just use your brain.

4a. there is a final subset to the friendship type...THE BAIT.

these ones are friends with you, maybe you have !@#$ed them in the past, or just friends, doesn't matter, but they have many girlfriends and girls seems to like her a lot, she is like a leader among them....you know the kinda, popular and flirty and wild sometimes?...with enough female numbers........yes!......a girl that likes her and knows she likes you.....automatically likes you too, if she tells a girl you are generous, work in NNPC etc, it its the gospel truth even when hard FACTS prove otherwise

well u av a point...bt wait oo @Op dis morning out of joblessness i logged in to one of my chat app then try to use ur method but dis is wat i got, so wats ur take on ladies that does things like dis....pic below





and this same person is still online till dis very moment...

Blackeard:
sorry mate. I guess u'll just have to kidnap her

Dinzelflash:
Ok how about girls that won't let you rest with 'Hi' everytime, but to continue the conversation na war.. They expect you to take over

I've met several of them

Brandnew2:
@OP u're very wrong. Some girls aren't just good at holding a good conversation. Most of them show more interests in guys who show interesting DP's of holidays abroad or club scenes.
Who doesn't like to have some fun? So then they pay more attention and respond to your chats better.

hmmmmmmm

mirexxx:
nyc1 op

thankss

Maamin:


Almost all are like that..

not all

frankzone:

Everything is wrong with it my dear, trust me. Some guys may not speak up, (me inclusive) when faced with that annoying trend, but itz really really annoying. To the real guys tho, when class is your parameter

so long as u understand me I think it's ok. Y is it that guys have no issue wen you write things like "urs, u, dis, dat, dey " e.t.c y is d "K" such a big deal?

theimmortals:
Simple, just ask her can you send me you account details let me payin some money.....

how often do you let the world know an abusive response 4 such or wud u say that line works 4 every girl

LewisO:
Hello! hw u doing?

am doing good and u?

lilmax:
Op you try small

u try plenty

Fraih:
Op, u av said it all

And the idea of guys saying 'I realy miss you today' to a lady u met just 2days ago isn't fresh at all....it sounds out of it

Another thing guys don't understand is dat we ladies want SPACE, wah I mean is guys wanting to chat at d slightest opportunity, even wen u just met, personally its a turn off
@6:20 a.m, u'l see 'goodmorning dear, how was ur night',
9::00a.m, u'l see 'how's ur day going,what's for breakfast' ,
by 4:00pm, u'l see 'how did ur day go'
I mean why wouldnt such chat be boring cos its looking like d guy wana be evrywhere

We'd all be better if guys understand the idea of space
Big kudos to one of my great guys, wen we first met, we don't even chat evryday and we chat based on d present(I mean wats happening where I am,wat do we wana do wen we stop chatting) and not the usual SUP,HEY,KK,Wat did u eat for dinner....nah
For the record,we met on Nairaland here,God bless you Mark!!
......Dats not his username here, u won't find him

more like it

Blackeard:
yh we ask u ladies questions, but they're not jamb or waec or any external exam question (I mean who does that). We ask u questions that require replies. Not one letter replies. Imagine I once asked a girl who told me she was studying psychology in a university "so psychology huh? What's it about?" Her reply...wait for it...."Its kk". Like wtf? How do u come back from that kinda shiiit? I just replied "oh" and haven't spoken to her since 2013.

justified

kaboninc:


Hey Flexy. How are you?

amm okaay and u?

Etinosajay:
I have to disagree with you completely on most of what you've opined.

The only thing a girl wants to know or hear when you chat her up for the first time is how did you get my number or PIN, what do you want? (even when they know what you want, abi no be them put their number or PIN follow all social site?) Show me your pic (are you handsome than Ramsey nouah? Or more like can I flaunt u @ my friends or other toasters), are you working? (more like can u be my ATM, if possible)

In a nut shell, most girls are confused beings

They only talk when they are in the mood to

wats so rong in asking where u got the pin or number? One fact is dat also determines wat attitude u get

Mzflexydeeva:
am doing good and u?

Do u recall my first comment on this thread?

If u can't recall, please do!

EmmGee:
thanks Mzflexydeeva really helpful

u r most welcome

LewisO:
op that's true! The way u approach a girl online during conversations determines how well u guys can go. Cut it short, a guy should always determine how ready he his to make the polite approach, because u don't know what kinda mood she is at that moment and if u type-flopped she might end up taking u for granted, and that is the end of it.

so so true

Mzflexydeeva:
so so true

Nice meeting u!

hadura29:


girls don't even type complete words anymore when they chat... I dey wonder, is it too much nollywood or them no sabi spell again ni.............God abeg oooooo..

hmmmmmmmmm!

1stola:

RUBBISH!
SEE ARROGANCE IN GIRL'S REPLY,
THE NONSENSE ALLOWED COZ SHE'S A GIRL RIGHT?
IF ANY BÍTCH REPLY ME LIKE THAT, I WILL JUST TELL HER TO GO TO HELL!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

EmmGee:


e.g

yes - y
no - n
okay - k
fine - 5n

and so many more i cant remember
sometimes i wonder whether they cant really spell

NO OFFENSE GIRLS

is it really dat bad?

LewisO:
Nice meeting u!

pleasure is all mine

Melahou:
Different stroke for different folks...
Not applicable to all Infact 35% correct

right from the beginning of time..... all fingers are not equal

Nicepoker:
Op must be a victim.

victim of?

blakky97:

it doesn't argue for smartness on their part. not every body chatting with them is trying to get into their pants. infact, many a times, I realise that the k k k yes no hi bye y you type of ladies actually dont know how to make correct grammatical expressions and they are only sheltering behind the solid walls of abbreviations and short hand. who cares anyway?

you really shouldn't care how d person is writing so long as you can understand what the person is saying. Isn't that communication

DopeAngel:
please if you dont mind i'd like to chat with you privately so you can give me more orientation about this. I seriously need it

okay

Isaacmacdon:
Seriously..for my guys in d house... just be urself....no faking...google up ways to chat up a girl.... it helps.... n moreso build on Ur outside.... d internet z anoda world entirely.... d real world z d most essential.... improve Ur vocabularies... girls in general fall for different tins.... it cud be Ur smile,physique,courage,intellectual ability,love for charity,how romantic u could be,sense of humour nd everything...... D secret is just being urself!!

it's that simple

Mzflexydeeva:
it's that simple

Yeah...

Mzflexydeeva:
okay

thanks. So how do we get to chat privately

dguyindcorner:
You are very correct, BUT...

EVEN IF YOU FOLLOW ALL THESE RULES YOU ONLY HAVE 40% OF BEEN SUCCESSFUL.

YOUR DP OR PICTURES SPEAK VOLUME, THAT ALONE TAKES 50%.

DON'T ASK ME FOR THE REMAINING 10%

U too nail am for head ma niggy, fo dat reason,