emusmith:


Why is it...erm...Red?

Herzumpther:
Have you forgotten red is the colour of a thing?

emusmith:


# suspicious look# hmmm

Herzumpther:
Lmao.
Its nothing o.

emusmith:


I know... it looked like a peck...hm

Herzumpther:
It was a peck.

emusmith:


Wow! Just for me? Where is it headed?

Herzumpther:
Lol. Headed kwa.

emusmith:


I mean where is the direction of the peck?

Herzumpther:
Your chick jor.

emusmith:


Aww!! Thanks...

Herzumpther:

emusmith:
Marinel, I sight you...from up

marinel:
hey, nyc threads keep them coming.

emusmith:
DISCLAIMER: I chose to put this in Romance Section because it is directed at Young people really knowing what is expected of them before they say I DO.


Someone once said, There is no Star without a Scar.

NOTE: I'm not saying it's a must EVERYONE has to pass through these. Sometimes, it just happens


Probably, both of you have discussed how you planned to live and all but then, there comes a worthy interference...Do you frown at it or face it?

I have good intentions to passing across some Unforeseen Costs Saying "I Do" Attracts...



1. In-Laws Having To Depend Or Live With You Guys For "A While"


Most (if not all) couples don't like this but it just happens. Most times, the lady is the first child with three younger ones all in school... You should know without being told that you're going to financially responsible for them. Sometimes, the man's brothers come to live in the house and then she's not comfortable being around them but then...She has to "Put Up" ... They sometimes help her wash her car, mow the lawn and other difficult chores in the house...Then if she is well mature, she begins getting along with them a little..



2. Keeping Mute At Troublesome Neighbours


This she does BECAUSE of you. She tries hard not to piss you off by trying to avoid anything that would cause her to exchange words with a quarrelsome neighbor. Before enh... She would have dealt with such a woman with one hand



3. Becoming A Compulsory Prayer Warrior.


If women are having any Women's Prayer Conference, it's mainly about their husbands.


Prayer points like this: "Every Husband Snatcher Must Die!" receives more attention from them. She that could not pray before has now turned the husband to a Prayer Project: praying for him for hours and blindfolding women from seeing him.



4. Having To Relocate And Leave Good Friends And Neighbours


Sometimes, circumstances like Transfer arises in the man's job. The whole family has to move along "sooner or later". All her "good" neighbors and friends bid her good bye...Sometimes, she cries ... If the husband is abroad, sometimes she resigns to go join him- (Life Starts All Over Again). Some women whose husbands work in the Rigs hardly see their husbands...The husband wants to be with her but work...



5. Listening To Very Boring Stories With Rapt Attention


There are times when you may not just be in the mood but you have to listen to her or him. It's very funny but it's what makes thrilling. It's more than buying her a shoe... Listening to someone when you should be doing something else cost!



6. Having To Stay Awake All- Night At The Service Of Your Pregnant Wife Or A Crying Baby.


When a woman is pregnant, both the man and the woman go through it together. She orders for something at night, you go get it. Have you ever stayed in a house with a pregnant women? Frankly, that's where True Love is tested! OK, what about a two year old baby? These ones wake and disturb (cry) when sleep is very sweet- between 12AM - 2AM. A selfish husband will complain bitterly and may even go sleep in the parlour but a Loving one wouldn't.



7. A Difficult/Hard-To-Please Mother-In-Law


Some ladies are finding it tough with their Mother In Law while others are simply enjoying her ... Those going through this ordeal find it hard to please her. Sometimes, it's due to child birth issues or natural hatred. Fathers-In-Law are easy to please na ...



This issue can be worked upon if the husband is disciplined, caring and firm. He has to prove the reason he is being called the MAN of the house.

Diplomacy and Discretion Are Dire Requirements If He Must Keep Everyone Happy In The House.

May God Help Us


You can add yours...

Good evening

emusmith:
DISCLAIMER: I chose to put this in Romance Section because it is directed at Young people really knowing what is expected of them before they say I DO.


Someone once said, There is no Star without a Scar.

NOTE: I'm not saying it's a must EVERYONE has to pass through these. Sometimes, it just happens


Probably, both of you have discussed how you planned to live and all but then, there comes a worthy interference...Do you frown at it or face it?

I have good intentions to passing across some Unforeseen Costs Saying "I Do" Attracts...



1. In-Laws Having To Depend Or Live With You Guys For "A While"


Most (if not all) couples don't like this but it just happens. Most times, the lady is the first child with three younger ones all in school... You should know without being told that you're going to financially responsible for them. Sometimes, the man's brothers come to live in the house and then she's not comfortable being around them but then...She has to "Put Up" ... They sometimes help her wash her car, mow the lawn and other difficult chores in the house...Then if she is well mature, she begins getting along with them a little..



2. Keeping Mute At Troublesome Neighbours


This she does BECAUSE of you. She tries hard not to piss you off by trying to avoid anything that would cause her to exchange words with a quarrelsome neighbor. Before enh... She would have dealt with such a woman with one hand



3. Becoming A Compulsory Prayer Warrior.


If women are having any Women's Prayer Conference, it's mainly about their husbands.


Prayer points like this: "Every Husband Snatcher Must Die!" receives more attention from them. She that could not pray before has now turned the husband to a Prayer Project: praying for him for hours and blindfolding women from seeing him.



4. Having To Relocate And Leave Good Friends And Neighbours


Sometimes, circumstances like Transfer arises in the man's job. The whole family has to move along "sooner or later". All her "good" neighbors and friends bid her good bye...Sometimes, she cries ... If the husband is abroad, sometimes she resigns to go join him- (Life Starts All Over Again). Some women whose husbands work in the Rigs hardly see their husbands...The husband wants to be with her but work...



5. Listening To Very Boring Stories With Rapt Attention


There are times when you may not just be in the mood but you have to listen to her or him. It's very funny but it's what makes thrilling. It's more than buying her a shoe... Listening to someone when you should be doing something else cost!



6. Having To Stay Awake All- Night At The Service Of Your Pregnant Wife Or A Crying Baby.


When a woman is pregnant, both the man and the woman go through it together. She orders for something at night, you go get it. Have you ever stayed in a house with a pregnant women? Frankly, that's where True Love is tested! OK, what about a two year old baby? These ones wake and disturb (cry) when sleep is very sweet- between 12AM - 2AM. A selfish husband will complain bitterly and may even go sleep in the parlour but a Loving one wouldn't.



7. A Difficult/Hard-To-Please Mother-In-Law


Some ladies are finding it tough with their Mother In Law while others are simply enjoying her ... Those going through this ordeal find it hard to please her. Sometimes, it's due to child birth issues or natural hatred. Fathers-In-Law are easy to please na ...



This issue can be worked upon if the husband is disciplined, caring and firm. He has to prove the reason he is being called the MAN of the house.

Diplomacy and Discretion Are Dire Requirements If He Must Keep Everyone Happy In The House.

May God Help Us


You can add yours...

Good evening

OkikiOluwa1:
I don't know who is more wiser btw you, Op and the fish brain mod that brought this trash to the fp.
But I know that a mosquito wise pass both of you!

ravensckar:
These are the kinda post that brings me outta ghost mode. OP, U've said it all. Funny enough, was preparing for my marriage sha, guess I gotta put all these into consideration.


Also, you didn't add the burden of having to tolerate one's wife friends. Both the ones you like and those you don't like, you just have to get along well with them.


Furthermore, marriage comes with a lotta packaging like having to reduce one's interest in watching football matches outside, reducing one's playing of computer games cos my girlfriend hates it with passion, having to watch a boring Tyler Perry's film with her, reducing the time spent hanging out with my niggars.


Phew! Marriage gan self!

NickiRoman:
At No 3 Stop generalizing please Not all women pray about "husband's snatchers" There more important things to pray about,You can't just assume they never prayed before meeting their spouses.


Nice Write Up Anyways.

malonephills:
yepppa! twins? One d tin I afraid of, t shuld happen like dAt na to carry the babies go ophanage home no dulling or make her mama and my own con join dey nurse em, orelse na oyo she go dey I swear

malonephills:
I love children hate their noise(cry), even if cockrOach pass my side at sleepn dt nite don end b dat

emusmith:


...That's how it is...What you don't know is bigger than you...

Konjour:


The opening poster never said anything about 'all women'; which indicates that he is not generalizing.

He even indicated that the post won't apply to everyone but some.

You don't have to keep going uber-defensive on subjects that are raised about the womenfolk.

There are probably over 4 billion women on earth and the chances are you've only met a ten millionth of them.

Speak for yourself.

tivta:
. Better find a way to overcome it before it leads to High BP... Trust me.

tivta:
. Better find a way to overcome it before it leads to High BP... Trust me.

emusmith:


LoL...

malonephills:
you don't mean it, my mum do said smtin like dat

emusmith:


5. Listening To Very Boring Stories With Rapt Attention


There are times when you may not just be in the mood but you have to listen to her or him. It's very funny but it's what makes thrilling. It's more than buying her a shoe... Listening to someone when you should be doing something else cost


Good evening

Medunah:

Its the both of you s baby. If she (d wife) can lose hours of sleep cos of the baby, y shouldnt you?
Travel for 3mnths?? U might as well go extinct

Some men are jz selfish

ACM10:




You are right on this one. Many times, I'm forced to listen to boring stories. If I don't, then wahala will burst.