Umu afo Igbo e kele mu unu nile. Nke ka nke m na ekele unu ka unu si wee na eme ka ogbako Igbo wee na aga n'ihu n'ebea. Udo diri unu n'ile. Dika ihe mgbaghari Oru si wee na eburu m na eje mba adighimu enwetekwa ohere wee n' abia na ogbako Igbo ebea. Unu gbaharamu. Udo diri onye obula. O bu mu Nwa amala Igbo... Oziomatv

Hmmm, oziomatv!!
Kee wu anya?
Ndewooo

toshmann:
Hmmm, oziomatv!!
Kee wu anya?
Ndewooo

Tosh, wow! Ya bu i ka no ebea? Udo diri gi onye nkem.

toshmann:


Nsogbu adighi, m ga akuziri gi. Kedu ebe i bi?

No problem i can teach you. First of all, What is your address?

You can teach me? That would be nice But Ohio is very far from London

Umunne
Ekene m . ..otego anyi furu. Kedu maka ify na peppyluv na okeikpu..ana akwado kwa kedu ebe anyi kwu? ?kedu ni berem Nwanyi na enye nsogbu na nwa ikwerre bu hopeathand ....Bia unu ama ishiluv


Gbado nu anya na izu

Obodo bu igwe


Amu dara m..ka nchoba ncha gbaarie

Notyourb1tch:
You can teach me? That would be nice But Ohio is very far from London

Sh-t

Uhm . . . . . Uhm . . . . cheregodi (wait a minute) . . . . . .

New York --> London round trip $1200

Otu ndi ocha e e e e (no translation available )

Ozioma, Eze Promoe, dalu kwanu.

Tosh, onye cheap ticket, azi gbakwa ihe ojoo. choi

Bia olee nwa Darfur? O paga nshi from London to Belfast ugbu a? Ebelebe Igba

ifyalways:
Ozioma, Eze Promoe, dalu kwanu.

Tosh, onye cheap ticket, azi gbakwa ihe ojoo. choi

Bia olee nwa Darfur? O paga nshi from London to Belfast ugbu a? Ebelebe Igba

Darfur nu hospital. Ogara ulo akwuna, kuo nkwa, ojighi ego, umu akwuna apia ya jaa-jaa. Darfur ewerela onodu na ICU ndi st Georges Hospital, London.

@Notyourb1tch
M ka n'eme nkwado maka ibia obodo Eliza ibia kuziere gi igbo
(I'm still working on a plan to come to london to teach you igbo )

toshmann:

Darfur nu hospital. Ogara ulo akwuna, kuo nkwa, ojighi ego, umu akwuna apia ya jaa-jaa. Darfur ewerela onodu na ICU ndi st Georges Hospital, London.

bia, nwa agboro a , kpacharakwa anya gi o

ndi uwe ojii ka n'acho gi na london. . . . . .

toshmann:

@Notyourb1tch
M ka n'eme nkwado maka ibia obodo Eliza ibia kuziere gi igbo
(I'm still working on a plan to come to london to teach you igbo )

yeah right, Notyourb1tch biko hapu anu mpam a. he cant enter london. metropolitan police are still looking for him since 2006

LovelyLilac bu nwa masiri m, nchoro idori ya, umunne kpere nu m ekepre, agwa gom nwanne m nwanyi peppyluv ihe m bu na obi, osi jebe na iru. Ify mma kedu ife ilo?


ndi be anyi

amu m na ekene unu

ifyalways:
Ozioma, Eze Promoe, dalu kwanu.

Tosh, onye cheap ticket, azi gbakwa ihe ojoo. choi

Bia olee nwa Darfur? O paga nshi from London to Belfast ugbu a? Ebelebe Igba

ify nwa mma

enenebe ikpu eresia ani..nda ije, otego


okeipku arapuru oga ara onwe ya? mbanu ...ilu ndi be anyi na aturu nwanyi ana aso anya


ekene kwa m

Okenie enu,welu udo kedo ya n'ukwu osisi....

tonychristopher:
LovelyLilac bu nwa masiri m, nchoro idori ya, umunne kpere nu m ekepre, agwa gom nwanne m nwanyi peppyluv ihe m bu na obi, osi jebe na iru. Ify mma kedu ife ilo?


ndi be anyi

amu m na ekene unu

tonychristopher:
LovelyLilac bu nwa masiri m, nchoro idori ya, umunne kpere nu m ekepre, agwa gom nwanne m nwanyi peppyluv ihe m bu na obi, osi jebe na iru. Ify mma kedu ife ilo?


ndi be anyi

amu m na ekene unu

atokwanu mu o! Ihe nkea dikwa egwu.

Gbam! Dalu nwanyi oma.

Peppyluv:
Okenie enu,welu udo kedo ya n'ukwu osisi....

LovelyLilac:
atokwanu mu o! Ihe nkea dikwa egwu.

NNE IMAGHI IHE ANA AKPO LOVE, IHE ABU LOVE NWANTITI


KEDU IFE ICHORO KA M NYE GI YA, ICHORO ONITSHA, I GIVE IT TO YOU THE WHOLE CITY
ICHORO OWERRE, HA NCHA BU NKE GI


OMALICHA NWA
OMUMA ASA ARU


ANA M EBE KA UMU IGBO NU ONU M , BOUGHI MAKA LOVE GI JI RAPU M AKA

OKA UWA NU NA ADA GO M

NNE ....MABA MMA


OLU RU GI


ASA NWA
OMALICHA NWA




ONYE ETINYEKWERE NE M AJA NA GARRI BIKO NU

Ndi b'anyi ekene m unu ooo

Peppyluv:
Okenie enu,welu udo kedo ya n'ukwu osisi....

NWANNE M NWANYI, OMU KA ISI OKENIE ENU IWERE UDO KEDO YA, NNE, ICHOKWARA M NDU?

ENYE NA ONWE GI NSOGBU NNE OMA, OKENIE ENU, LovelyLilac NOKWA NSO, OKETUORO M YA, MA OKWE KWANU, OJUKWANU NCHOBA LUX NA VASELINE, MGBABA NCHA....... MANA IGA ACHO KA MGBABA NCHA...OKPU AMU M GA ADAPU



ANO M NA OFFICE, SO AMU KA NA AMURI EBEA




NWANYI DI EGWU DIRIKWA SHARP

NWANNE M NWANYI


LOL

makazona:
Ndi b'anyi ekene m unu ooo

ome anya?

kedu ka idi nwa m nwoke?



ina emebe kwa ?

Lol.. O! Anugo mu ihe n'ile I kwuru. Aga echebara okwu gi echiche.

tonychristopher:


NNE IMAGHI IHE ANA AKPO LOVE, IHE ABU LOVE NWANTITI


KEDU IFE ICHORO KA M NYE GI YA, ICHORO ONITSHA, I GIVE IT TO YOU THE WHOLE CITY
ICHORO OWERRE, HA NCHA BU NKE GI


OMALICHA NWA
OMUMA ASA ARU


ANA M EBE KA UMU IGBO NU ONU M , BOUGHI MAKA LOVE GI JI RAPU M AKA

OKA UWA NU NA ADA GO M

NNE ....MABA MMA


OLU RU GI


ASA NWA
OMALICHA NWA




ONYE ETINYEKWERE NE M AJA NA GARRI BIKO NU

LovelyLilac:
Gbam! Dalu nwanyi oma.

nne m, ina a support peppyluv, hmmmm emechia anu, oyi ga atu gi, ima oyi tuba nwanyi, onu ikpu ya aju o oyi, mgbe oge ruru ichoba m ka american visa, mana inwehi ike ifu m....


kwere na government mu. ka odili onye obu na mma


ana apa ife, bia m nso bie mu oma.....lovelylilac m, mecha aga m eme gi sexylilac obughi lovelylilac...inshort afa m ga akpo gi bu tonylilac





asampete nwanyi oma

okeipku biko bia nyere m aka, peppyluv nwanne gi nwanyi siri na amu kwe m, nwere kedo na ukwu osisi, odizi mma? na gbata oso enye ma aka biko......



come and help me in babylon okeipku biko lovelylilac egbugom

Lol ngwa ndo

tonychristopher:
okeipku biko bia nyere m aka, peppyluv nwanne gi nwanyi siri na amu kwe m, nwere kedo na ukwu osisi, odizi mma? na gbata oso enye ma aka biko......



come and help me in babylon okeipku biko lovelylilac egbugom

LovelyLilac:
Lol.. O! Anugo mu ihe n'ile I kwuru. Aga echebara okwu gi echiche.

gbam , ugbua ka ikwuru okwu ka nwanyi uche ya di ya...ndi be anyi gbara num aka ebe.....



ka cho one bottle of brandy lacha ka amu kwepu m my god...ugbu a ka ina ekwu si nke bu okwu...hapu peppyluv, ona anyi ajo aru...lol( nne egbu kwa na nwanne gi)


obi bu so paulina


mecha gi lovelylilac ifu nke toro beati




nwanyi ma obi tony



inshort afa baptism gi busi tonylilac

Peppyluv:
Lol ngwa ndo

anu go, iga etinye aka gbadoro m lovelulac ka omara na enwere m madu na ebea.... ejebe gom okwudo na orlu izuru udo ka m kedo amu na osisi before isi m ndo


ka mgwa coductor ugbo ana ya kwusi m

ka nnota ba uno

Lol. Ihere n'emezikwa m.

tonychristopher:


nne m, ina a support peppyluv, hmmmm emechia anu, oyi ga atu gi, ima oyi tuba nwanyi, onu ikpu ya aju o oyi, mgbe oge ruru ichoba m ka american visa, mana inwehi ike ifu m....


kwere na government mu. ka odili onye obu na mma


ana apa ife, bia m nso bie mu oma.....lovelylilac m, mecha aga m eme gi sexylilac obughi lovelylilac...inshort afa m ga akpo gi bu tonylilac





asampete nwanyi oma

Lol.

tonychristopher:


gbam , ugbua ka ikwuru okwu ka nwanyi uche ya di ya...ndi be anyi gbara num aka ebe.....



ka cho one bottle of brandy lacha ka amu kwepu m my god...ugbu a ka ina ekwu si nke bu okwu...hapu peppyluv, ona anyi ajo aru...lol( nne egbu kwa na nwanne gi)


obi bu so paulina


mecha gi lovelylilac ifu nke toro beati




nwanyi ma obi tony



inshort afa baptism gi busi tonylilac

LovelyLilac:
Lol. Ihere n'emezikwa m.

maka gini si kwa nu, ifere emizi na gi...nne, onye ji ji something di ebube...madu ka bu

ifere gi na eme gi gwa m


onwere onye cholu gi okwu kwam
onwere onye siri gi taaaaa gbafuo

gwam




obu si na munwa bu Tony na aprofessi love m seriously na public


oka ifu na i am proud of u



nne uche kwesiri idi ya

nuliba na nwoke oma di ka m adago ro gi
amu oma di ka m ada go

nuliba

gbaba ofala

enwero


lol

Udo ma Jiorji. Udo di!

tonychristopher:


maka gini si kwa nu, ifere emizi na gi...nne, onye ji ji something di ebube...madu ka bu

ifere gi na eme gi gwa m


onwere onye cholu gi okwu kwam
onwere onye siri gi taaaaa gbafuo

gwam




obu si na munwa bu Tony na aprofessi love m seriously na public


oka ifu na i am proud of u



nne uche kwesiri idi ya

nuliba na nwoke oma di ka m adago ro gi
amu oma di ka m ada go

nuliba

gbaba ofala

enwero


lol

LovelyLilac:
Lol.

ikwete go na anyi ga achu zi nta na owerre nchi

asa na akpasie ofuma aralu na ute, ofuma ka anyi na akpasi, ofosie nu ute

nne ka m choba ute anyi ga aralu


akwa ezikwu?



lol



omalicha nwa m ga eji bata anambra

LovelyLilac:
Udo ma Jiorji. Udo di!

anyi na enwete ezigbo understanding, odinma ka umu igbo si were mata na aka ji lovelylilac

nne icho isi john the baptist igwam
icho onitsha ma obu asaba igwam

i will deliver

ikwura na mepu ya ozigbo njee

Bia enyia, I fu.ckuor up, m toro udo.I kpasuo mu iwe, ugbo aghara gi.

tonychristopher:



anyi na enwete ezigbo understanding, odinma ka umu igbo si were mata na aka ji lovelylilac

nne icho isi john the baptist igwam
icho onitsha ma obu asaba igwam

i will deliver

ikwura na mepu ya ozigbo njee