Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

Oloorun iya

LMAO, laugh wan kill me here o. @OP FLAWLES is just an example of chidinma.

I dey laff in Tutsi.

Nice joke

Over exaggerated story.

Where is alberto2k nd cutehector

Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

nice one.

dont forget the plot holes next time.

LMAO!!!! GUY..u don finish me with laughter... ...u really need an award for this..seriously......chidimma for don use am do BBM display picture nah

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LOOOL.

smart liar

Eh ehn

give ur life tu christ


This just happened at the U.S embassy

An Igbo man was interviewed at a US
Embassy.

CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ZUBBY: ZUBBY OZOIGBONDU

CONSUL: Sex?
ZUBBY: 6 times a week.



CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ZUBBY: Both male nd female. Sometimes
even camel ooo


CONSUL: Holy cow!
ZUBBY: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?


ZUBBY: Horsestyle, doggie style, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ZUBBY: No deer,...They run too fast,

It is error to suppose that you and chidinma are redundant.

Mke i read am.

Hahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhaahahahhahahahah..m..lwkm ooooo

shoro niyen?

lmao

Lolzzzz

Stop taking ALOMO BITTERS during the hot afternoon.

chi baby

#Yawns# more lies please

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So what is this shit doing in front page?

falls from iroko tree laughing