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Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by admax(m): 10:25pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
In the Barrack one day, a soldier saw three students and said "1..2...3 both of you come here" 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by VickyRotex(f): 10:28pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
eleko1: Yes, I know my Brother. That France School in Lagos. That's why you're a Professor of Grammar jere. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Ayietim(m): 10:29pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
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Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by DICKtator: 10:33pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Akposy: This is a joke, right? Right? Please tell me it was a joke!! Off? Instead of off? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by manofluck: 10:35pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
tosyne2much: |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Born2eatPussy(m): 10:37pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Here in America we don't even speak good English. Do you know what 30% of Americans can't read or write ?? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by brimsalvador: 10:40pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
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Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by eebruboss(m): 10:41pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
winetapper:alerted |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by hadura29(m): 10:44pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
winetapper: This got me laughing, coz you'll be wondering and saying to yourself that "this guy was in deep sleep how come he woke up to laugh and sleeps back" crazy and can be painful most times.... 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Akposy(m): 10:48pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
DICKtator:Not a joke |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Timijo(m): 10:51pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
preizton:u have made one now in ur sentence. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by cactuscee(m): 11:02pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
I once said I have went to the library when I was in secondary school and everybody bursted out laughing . I left the class room shamefully afterward |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Timijo(m): 11:02pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Read the instruction below from an English Language teacher to his students: Teacher: As from today henceforth, no student should speak vernacular or pidgin english in the class again. Shey una don year? Class: We don hear sir. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Mega2010(m): 11:05pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Yes..a day I went for a singing competition with my choral group,we were waiting for the judges to get seated When I stupidly open my mouth to say and I quote"oh my God,I can't wait for one group of choirs to start ministering on front of the judges"you need to see how my colleagues laughed at me,people started looking at us,I was sweating and at the same to confused because I need noT say anything as they were about to begin....can't forget that day easily |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Starships4u(m): 11:05pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ:Hei Bros me.....that capital letter "I" ain't supposed to be in the middle of a sentence. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by BeeCool15: 11:06pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
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Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by yusasiv(m): 11:06pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
i beg who knows where i can get antidotes to mosquitoes bite, am in a state of dismal bismal now and i dont care if i have "gbags" |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by MEILYN(m): 11:11pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Minet16:I am good or I'm good. There is absolutely nothing like 'am good'. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by MEILYN(m): 11:12pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Starships4u: |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by ellahzy(f): 11:14pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
winetapper: ur signature got me loling |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by MEILYN(m): 11:15pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
admax:It is barracks and not barrack. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by micodon(m): 11:17pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
VictoriaBee: I disagree with you. Colloquialism or the use of slangs is accepted in Informal Language. That is exactly how the Americans changed "i want to" to "i wanna". |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Starships4u(m): 11:25pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Mega2010:guy everything about this your post freaked me out with confusion.... Upgrade to the latest edition of English 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by yusasiv(m): 11:27pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
micodon: did i just read colo colo oh! my bad, i have problems reading with dark shades at night |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Akinz0126(m): 11:35pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Hey Josh were have you been?-one of my lecturer ask. I am inside the college library making a query on the assignment you gave to me I responded. Oh my god what did you just said? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by micodon(m): 11:36pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
yusasiv:wetin dis one dey talk? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Giitheon(m): 11:38pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
lol |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
At the night class, a lady want to light her candle using a guy's lighted candle. Then a drama unfold as thus: Lady: Excuse me ( She lighted the candle and was on her way..) Guy: Heys, come back here(the lady looked back and was surprised). Why did you on it? Why can't you ask me before you on it? Lady: Don't you understand "excuse me" Guy: I don't care just off it now, you are very rude. (Everyone in the class laughed as if they inhaled laughing gas...) 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by yusasiv(m): 11:45pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
micodon: am sure u av enough data to safe urself of the stress
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Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by francizy(m): 11:51pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
I gbagaun on daily basis mehn... But I fit try flow better for my mother tongue sha.. Secondary school was fun with all the gbagaun stuff tho.. I easily forget my gbagaun to let off the shame but can't forget other people's gbagaun I spotted like: Girl: I want to buy snacks and a drink.. Guy: (calls junior student and tells the girl this) Sent him! Same guy was tryna describe a fight that went down between his former school and other schools and he was like "five school against one schools".. Another dude.. Teacher: they are known as Arch Deaconry Student (and my bully back then.. ): is lie, is lie, is Archydyconry! 2 Likes 1 Share |
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