kennydee05:
God bless all the true mothers

Amen

#YourMumIsaNigerian

When expecting your result and she tells you, look ehn, if u fail, I will enroll you in a mechanic shop

When she calls the he'll out of your phone when you are travelling

When you say you are not okay with the food and she tells you to eat stone

ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

R.I.P mum....

I can totally relate with this Bro.

#YouKnowyourmumisNigerian when you ask her for the money u. Borrowed her and she asks if you have paid her for giving birth to you.

Pabodan:
When she calls you on phone for 10 minutes out of which she uses 9 minutes to pray for you..

I love my mama

hahaha... yes...i can relate with this very well.... your mum must be from the southwest right?

iamkingzlee:
#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when; she prefers a nokia torch to an iphone.

#YouknowyourmumIsNigerian when; she beats the hell outta your life and still says, you want to kill me abi

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when you fail jamb 3 times, even to untie agege bread nylon, she"ll say you're making noise!!!

Mumu....u wan use laff kill person for here?

#uknwurmumiisnigerian#. When she comes back from work pissed, u're runnin 2 say oyoyo & she asks "av u done ur assignment" and u say no

...when she buys an oversized clothes just to last for a long time

Jacksparrow0712:
Booked

Thats what we call 'abara' in yoruba. My mum was a specialist. Mhen I suffer small den o

#Youknowyourmumisnigerian When she brings home either oil, perfume or holy water from church and she asks you to use it and you ask her "for what" and she tells you "am I not the one that born you?"

ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

R.I.P mum....

Sorry Bro,I can really relate with that,My mom can do anything humanly possible for me and my siblings,thank God she's still very much alive and not goin anywhere any time soon.

God bless you for this! Shoutout to all the mums who rocked and ddt wait to eat d fruit of their labor. Mine sold her gold chain to pay for my waec fees(I still remember the aboki sef evn after almost 17yrs,lol)
God bless all our mothers for us(una wey get o,abi mak I com share with pesn,lol)

ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

R.I.P mum....

Midehi:
and what is the meaning of 'omo'

child

udysweet:
God bless you for this! Shoutout to all the mums who rocked and ddt wait to eat d fruit of their labor. Mine sold her gold chain to pay for my waec fees(I still remember the aboki sef evn after almost 17yrs,lol)
God bless all our mothers for us(una wey get o,abi mak I com share with pesn,lol)

exactly, mine didnt even bother to buy those wrappers because of our education. i remember she sold her only land for us to go to school.

Obiagelli:
Those days I will finish my food and ask for more, she would tell me to go to the soakaway. Lol

lol. Thought it was only me

geebebe100:
#youknowyourmumisnigerian.
When she sends u and instead of saying "come back quick " she would be like " Don't come back Oo"

In that case my mom say, If like go and sleep there

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian
When she's Up n doing by 5 in the morning daily from KG1-SS3..so u can eat b4 u go to school...

When u break plates and she says I'll wrap all this plates U've been breaking and give u on ur wedding day den #youknowyourmumisnigerian...

Mum am hungry, she replies 'come and suck breast Na'

love u mum

ECOTERRORS:
see as you dey like toothbrush strand, Get out from my mention and don't derail this fine thread.

why did you stop to chase him around. Honestly I really cherished every bit of that scenario. Never seen a lady so desperate for a man she'd never seen before. Have a wonderful day ahead....... Stalker

ECOTERRORS:
OP plz post more this is damn hilarious.


Lalasticlala, this is funny and deserves FP

You deal shirts?

Liamm:
why did you stop to chase him around. Honestly I really cherished every bit of that scenario. Never seen a lady so desperate for a man she'd never seen before. Have a wonderful day ahead....... Stalker

it seems you are new on politics section, I hit out at Masturbators just the way they hit the wailers. What does that mortar head with Welding glasses has to offer me. Continue to live in an Illusive world. Toothpick

my mum is a real Yoruba woman. Proud of U Mama!!!

Maintech:


You deal shirts?

Yes, that's my clotthing outfit but I don't market online because of the Controversial moniker I've earned for my self

Tex42:
Youknowyourmumisnigerian When u ask her a question, she twists her hand to her back and says ask me again...

Shout out to the Naija mothers, they are no doubt the best mothers in the world!

Love u mum!

lmao..i madt tu ask again

You tell her, mum i cant find my shoe and she says, come and check in my nose!

ECOTERRORS:
Yes, that's my clotthing outfit but I don't market online because of the Controversial moniker I've earned for my self

Lol. Ok.

Mind sharing how to access those stuff?

ECOTERRORS:
Yes, that's my clotthing outfit but I don't market online because of the Controversial moniker I've earned for my self

Lol. Ok

Mind sharing how to access those stuff?

You see her chewing, not knowing what it is and you ask, she just closes one of her eye and says she is eating her eye!

englishmart:
while your son is in Kenya right?
Our tomorrow leaders are clueless but better than dullardin..ho

Your hatred for CHANGE can make your mum kill you with omo orogun (eba/amala turning stick)

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian when you accompany her to the market and she says 'wait in the car, I won't take long, let me just buy Maggi for the soup'

Your own has finished.

She will come back 4 hours later with 2 big bacco sack.

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she ask you to keep singing the drugs name she sent you, so u wudnt forgat it name . Love to all the mums

I survived it mehhhhn. That shii doesn't kill. If it does, I'd be dead now

ghuzy01:

Thats what we call 'abara' in yoruba. My mum was a specialist. Mhen I suffer small den o