iamkingzlee:
hahahaha... Na that one dey pain pass..

my brothers still dey call me from house dey complain.

Reference:


Lucky you. My mum would do six hours straight on weekends and if you're unfortunate to tag along you will return home with a migrane and serious muscle ache having clocked several kilometres of trekking. And if it is the day she is doing her hair also then you're done. Na heat stroke go nearly kill you for moto.

Hahahaha. I guess I'm quite lucky then. But even at that, our mothers are irreplaceable. We just gat to cherish them.

Tomfrench:
lmao!!!

mackween:
#youknowyourmumisnigerian when you pay her a visit and she insists you must go back with a bunch of plantain, palm oil etc .......love u mum.

Mumsy is coming around this weekend, so she called me to ask..

'do you have crayfish? Fish nko? Ukwa? We have excess Omo and isol, do I bring for you?'

tchidi:


Mumsy is coming around this weekend, so she called me to ask..

'do you have crayfish? Fish nko? Ukwa? We have excess Omo and isol, do I bring for you?'

Awww, that's so sweet of her. Mums rock!

indigene:

The correct word is her wrap in one or wraps in two piece.
Wrappers are what is, usually used for wrapping gifts or gift boxes. I hope, You will accept this CORRECTION kindly.
Mama I am hungry, she will scold and said; Do I look like food?

What are you talking about!?!? You are MISLEADING him/her!! You don't know wrapper!?!

ephi123:


Awww, that's so sweet of her. Mums rock!

Yes o!! She's the best!!
I pity the customs people at the airport! Whenever she has to go visit my sister abroad, the only thing she doesn't carry is the one that didn't enter her bag!! She even carries along her torchlight! In case 'NEPA takes light in the UK'
Love you Mummistic!!

When you offend her,,and she tells you........E no go better for your papa

when u go to the market.
mum: hw much?
meat seller: #800.
mum: ah! he no gree 500?
meat seller:ah meat done cost pay money?
mum: mmmh y dis meat come small like dis? he no gree 350?
meat seller: ah 350 ke? meat done cost pay 400.
mum: see na born de d body naw, hw many mouth dis one go feed?
meat seller: okay ooo na b cause u b costumer, pay money.
mum: customer make i pay 250.
meat seller: i no gree.! :owhen u go to the market.
mum: hw much?
meat seller: #800.
mum: ah! he no gree 500?
meat seller:ah meat done cost pay money?
mum: mmmh y dis meat come small like dis? he no gree 350?
meat seller: ah 350 ke? meat done cost pay 400.
mum: see na born de d body naw, hw many mouth dis one go feed?
meat seller: okay ooo na b cause u b costumer, pay money.
mum: customer make i pay 250.
meat seller: i no gree.!
she pretends that she goin. walk a few steps and d meat seller finally calls her back. some times she will further price to 200. or she pays the amount. by that time u are already tired.

# youknowyourmumisnigerian#

when she sales all her jewelries to pay your school fees.


When she pretends not to be hungry just so that you can have enough to eat..

When she rather sale tomatoes and pepper to support her family than to sale her dignity by allowing another man other than her husband ( dead or alive) see her unclothedness.

When she will willingly sacrifice her happiness and comfort for your sake even when you don't appreciate it.

When see spend the whole night praying and worrying simply because you u are having a minor headache

tchidi:


Yes o!! She's the best!!
I pity the customs people at the airport! Whenever she has to go visit my sister abroad, the only thing she doesn't carry is the one that didn't enter her bag!! She even carries along her torchlight! In case 'NEPA takes light in the UK'
Love you Mummistic!!

Hahaha! that got me laughing. God bless her :-)

MhizDeedy:



U sef what type of TV channel re u watching by 12 am? Don't lie ooh

Gospel channel

#YouknowyourmumIsNigerian when; she beats the hell outta your life and still says, you want to kill me abi Lmao

#youknowyourmumisanigerian when she stands all day in the sun just to ensure that my life goes smoothly i dont feel the pinch of life at my early stage, love you a lot Mom God Bless you as your Birthday date Approaches .

but wait oh,Momsy i still remember you keep calling me to get the Remote control directly in front of You haba

XwhY:
#YouknowyourmumIsNigerian when; she
beats the hell outta your life and still says,
you want to kill me abi
Lmao

so true abeg ,is like that moment is their moment of enlightenment, you will hear the most annoying of chores from their mouth,
Wash Compound ? dat one small, wash the ceiling Nko, no be Cobweb things oh

kemmary:
#youknowyourmumisnigerian when after shouting from morning to evening, she ends it with 'after you people will say am shouting'

Lmao! My mum sabi this one well.

When u are sitting je-je-je enjoying ur favourite programme on telly and she sends u to bring knife or cup or one stupid thing which she obviously doesnt want to use, just so dat she can quickly tell her friend something she doesnt want u to hear.

Midehi:
i love this


when you call her: mum
she replies: dad

God bless you

ufelove:
#youknowyourmumisanNigerian#
When she gives u order in an opposite manner.e.g
Don't close that door oo, there's no need.
When you ask her how did u meet Daddy. Answer- Ma ro mi lejo , go and ask him how he tricked me
When you wake up by 6am and she says its 7am you woke up or even 8am.
When she calls you "olowo Ori mi" just to get make your head swell until you do your work.
When she asks you to stand up and blow her air with paper after she notices u dozing off.( She's just too afraid to stay awake alone waiting for daddy)..
I MISS MY MUM

absolutely hilarious

nice topic

iamkingzlee:
chairman!!! Na our naija parents sure pass mehhn....

they sure die!!!

Tomfrench:
Gospel channel

Lol me that I saw u watching sonymax : poorman bikini beach nd sexy car wash

When u say I'm hungry mum and she replies saying ' go and take a knife and cut my breast so as for you to cook it' then #youknowyourmumisanigerian.

Mom: how much
Seller: #1000
Mom: give me 700
Seller: no na
Mom: fine then, I should take your leave
Seller: ok ma'am I will give you #700
Mom: this is small, can u take the price to #350
You:#iamsuremymumisanigerian

seankay:
When she calls you from your room to help her pass d remote control beside her

When she calls u to go check mama kunle whether she is at home and when u're back to tell her mama kunle is at home she aks u to go greet her.

MhizDeedy:



Lol me that I saw u watching sonymax : poorman bikini beach nd sexy car wash

LOL!! , what were you doing in my house by 12 midnight

Tomfrench:
LOL!! , what were you doing in my house by 12 midnight

Lol hahhaha I do visit naughty ppl every midnyt from 12-3am, then I flew to ur house that midnight lo and behold I saw u watching that nd d ministry failed

#youknowyourmumisnigerian when she tells u "small pikin no dey eat meat" n u watch her shuttle from her room to d kitchen ceaselessly, accompany wit piece of meat.

When you tell her hw much iphone 6 cost then she will say "we could ve used dat money to buy 5 bags of rice 3 gallons of groundnut oil and 3 bedroom flat #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian

#iknowmymumisanigerian.
Me( shouting): mama( silence), mama( silence) mama, warn Emma oo, i will beat him o.
Mum(shouting): what, what, what, did they say the person that gave birth to you should not rest abi? I did not kill my mother, so u can't kill me.
Me(angry): ok,
mum(still shouting): don't beat that boy o, i gave birth to him like i gave birth to u and he doesn't have a different father oo.
Hmm! Iya ni iya mi

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian
While eating and you try to eat the meat before finishing the food, you hear "don't even try to eat dat meat finish the food first and then eat the meat". Till today I don't knw y I had to finish d food b4 eating the meat.

When she asks u to chop the vegetables, onions, perboil the meat, blend the pepper, unwrap the maggi etc, just for her to come and cook the soup and says she cooked it

When you climb a height and she tells you "if you fall down from there, I will beat you silly".
I LOVE. MY MUM.