this is no joke. in fact, i wanted to raise this issue since but kept it to my self. now i can't bear it any longer.



to start with, am a young guy, fun to be with. i am somewhat an introvert but not fully. any person very close to me will find out that am lively, funny and a talkative, but i have one problem; i dont know whats wrong with me, any time i see a lady i like, i just can't approach her and tell her how i feel. i can talk to ladies jokingly about anything, but when it comes to making her my girlfriend, i feel fraustrated because i just can't! the words are there but cant pour it out.

am fraustrated because am staying alone and need a girlfriend but cant approach a lady. Conji is just killing me here!

OK, i let me put it plain, i want to sex a lady, but don't know how to meet them. what exactly should i tell a lady? i need help. how do i woo a lady? should i walk up to her and tell her i love her and want her to be my girl friend or what?

living alone is not easy. I've thought of ways to get busy,but common, if you understand well, no matter how busy you are, as a growing up young guy, that urge and sexual drive will always come. For me, anytime i want to sleep at night, that would be when this conji will catch me like a thief

i thought of visiting prostitute house to have it with them, but since i was born i never supported such an idea because they are saying many things about them, like they'll take your destiny, etc.

thank God for the internet and a place like nairaland, if not i cant relate this to someone face to face.


don't mind my typing, i as am writing this, am fraustrated!








please i need matured advice, no insults please!






NOTE: no body should come here and preach for me!
i know the Bible very well, but it seems like this conji is getting outta hand


advice me strictly on how to get a girl friend and get down with her!

Smh

what do u mean by u know d bible verywel?..

Correct bio....

Jesus of da nazerites. Wetin person no go see 4 NL ... Hian, frustrated fowl...why must u add fowl

if you peeps can't advice me then delete your comments

fraustratedfowl:
if you peeps can't advice me then delete your comments

Kutumaruwarka, i feel lik givin u a dirty slap now..idiiot, u no qet shame?? Abi na high rate of joblessness dey mak u mumu??..bros take time oh, i fit dial u now

Durent:
Kutumaruwarka, i feel lik givin u a dirty slap now..idiiot, u no qet shame?? Abi na high rate of joblessness dey mak u mumu??..bros take time oh, i fit dial u now

you must be high. stay off my thread



can't sleep tonight

What's the issue of this konji of. thing nowadays uhn? Why lie on konji for your promiscuity uhn? Why is Konji not catching me or other singles out there? You should have just said you need a girlfriend instead probing Konji okay.

Now getting a girlfriend is nothing difficult... there in you lies a distinctive quality that can melt a Ladies' heart in a minute just lay your hands on it and make use of it. But in case you are too dumb as it appears you are then you can try option two.

Friendship is the foundation of anything that ends in "ship" So just make friends with her.Assume she is yours in your conversations like "So, where is my girl spending her weekend?" Next thing to do is lead her on a like bit then withdraw.... this help set her in confusion and the Job is done.

You now have a girlfriend. Don't talk about sex less you spend another 15 years in prison.

Come to think of it being lonely is the best form of life on. earth.

Lmao...Guy u funny no be small, say the conji dey catch u like thief...lol. Anyway I think what I need is confidence to approach a lady n the right methods to woo her. There r some articles by @CharlesNneji1 that might help u, check em out. #goodluck bro.

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fraustratedfowl:
you must be high. stay off my thread



can't sleep tonight

u dey craze, u get thread??.. Dan bura uba. Da conji neva catch u yet no be only like thief na lik rapture
.frustrated fowl! ..OMG cant stop laffin

starlingslimnet:
What's the issue of this konji of. thing nowadays uhn? Why lie on konji for your promiscuity uhn? Why is Konji not catching me or other singles out there? You should have just said you need a girlfriend instead probing Konji okay.

Now getting a girlfriend is nothing difficult... there in you lies a distinctive quality that can melt a Ladies' heart in a minute just lay your hands on it and make use of it. But in case you are too dumb as it appears you are then you can try option two.

Friendship is the foundation of anything that ends in "ship" So just make friends with her.Assume she is yours in your conversations like "So, where is my girl spending her weekend?" Next thing to do is lead her on a like bit then withdraw.... this help set her in confusion and the Job is done.

You now have a girlfriend. Don't talk about sex less you spend another 15 years in prison.

Come to think of it being lonely is the best form of life on. earth.

thanks bro for your understanding. The problem am having is the first talk thing. I naturally don't talk with ladies, especially if i have that feeling for them. anyway, will give a try in the morning. thanks again

Theyveedo:
Lmao...Guy u funny no be small, say the conji dey catch u like thief...lol. Anyway I think what I need is confidence to approach a lady n the right methods to woo her. There r some articles by @CharlesNneji1 that might help u, check em out. #goodluck bro.

who is charles nneji please.

IamChuks:
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tired of that tin. it kills i swear! i need a real lady

Durent:
u dey craze, u get thread??.. Dan bura uba. Da conji neva catch u yet no be only like thief na lik rapture
.frustrated fowl! ..OMG cant stop laffin

behave matured or else i transfer my fraustration unto you



then you will become madcow or mad fowl or madgoat!

fraustratedfowl:
behave matured or else i transfer my fraustration unto you



then you will become madcow or mad fowl or madgoat!

u tink say na u frustrate pass??..guy, i frustrate pass u ohh but i no dey bhav dis stupid on NL.. U are a real poo man, go nd die who cares??

starlingslimnet:
What's the issue of this konji of. thing nowadays uhn? Why lie on konji for your promiscuity uhn? Why is Konji not catching me or other singles out there? You should have just said you need a girlfriend instead probing Konji okay.

Now getting a girlfriend is nothing difficult... there in you lies a distinctive quality that can melt a Ladies' heart in a minute just lay your hands on it and make use of it. But in case you are too dumb as it appears you are then you can try option two.

Friendship is the foundation of anything that ends in "ship" So just make friends with her.Assume she is yours in your conversations like "So, where is my girl spending her weekend?" Next thing to do is lead her on a like bit then withdraw.... this help set her in confusion and the Job is done.

You now have a girlfriend. Don't talk about sex less you spend another 15 years in prison.

Come to think of it being lonely is the best form of life on. earth.

Pls wts d meaning of konji

LadyBoss1:
Pls wts d meaning of konji

No be me go talk am, e heavy for mouth !

Durent:
No be me go talk am, e heavy for mouth !

Huh ? Meaning

LadyBoss1:

Huh ? Meaning

Dis qirl, u too ju go nd mature nd come back, u hear?

Go put ur penis insyd ice block.......

LadyBoss1:
Pls wts d meaning of konji

do u really want to knw?

General3620:
do u really want to knw?

Yes i want to

Durent:
u dey craze, u get thread??.. Dan bura uba. Da conji neva catch u yet no be only like thief na lik rapture
.frustrated fowl! ..OMG cant stop laffin

guy the guy needs sound advice not ridicule and insults na, ur insults is not helping him.

Durent:
Yes i want to

it simply means $£xU@| URG€!!! By d way,u aint d 1 dat asked

mikron:
guy the guy needs sound advice not ridicule and insults na, ur insults is not helping him.

da guy is a wasted cun.t, he just joined NL today nd has already started postin nonsense i'll teach him to behave online

General3620:
it simply means $£xU@| URG€!!! By d way,u aint d 1 dat asked

look at his mouth so u want to spoil dis small girl ba...Oya Ladyboss1 leave dis thread, u didn't see anytin okay?