Move On.

avasweet:

Hi

how are you today?

midehi2:
another maga...too bad

u are indirectly telling guys not to fail in hammering dat AREA D.


I no fit spend like dat for marriage wey no sure

Chei, I"l just rraape her

quiinnBee:

how are you today?

Good thnx u??

Replied ur pm

macroscopic:
Pls Nairalanders help!!
I met this beautiful damsel while serving(NYSC) in Imo State in 2013.She accepted to date me on one condition(NO SEX before marriage). I gladly accepted.Our love was a major gist in town because she is a beauty queen.I so much loved her with all my heart..She was a virgin and I so much respected her for that...I spent 75% of my allowee on her in addition with my personal savings...On several ocassions,she lost control of herself during romance but as a gentleman,I kept my promise by not harvesting the forbidden fruit..Her love for me grew stronger because of my self control.After NYSC,I relocated to Lagos in search of greener pasture.Things got tougher because jobs were extremely scarce.Still,I struggle to send her some money through her father first bank account(she was 18yrs then).Once in a month,I travelled from Lagos to Owerri just to see her....Our love was so strong..But since inception of this year,things got pretty bad that I could not meet up with my routine travels to see her.After 3yrs,I got a job few days ago in an oil company and I was so euthusiastic to relay the goodnews to her....But to my greatest shock ever...She sent me an apology sms that she will be getting married next week...I was preparing for sunday service but the news automatically made me fell asleep.I just woke up and feeling abnormal...She is calling but I can't imagine myself taking the calls...Pls I need your pool of unalloyed advice...Pls save a soul today and God will bless u...Thanks

gateman oshi

na you get am before?

vizkiz:
another mumufied brother creating a mumutic thread about his mumuinizm

Hahahahahahha no mind the fool

My sister is available.... And She's a 22years old virgin too










Did I forgot to mention... No sex till she's 30years...

I really appreciate your advice...Am grateful

Stoopid idiot. Spending 75% of your allawee on an 18 year old girl, you were buying her love.


What does an 18 year old girl need 75% of your allawee for? Ode oshi Oponu ayirada



And to make it all more stoopid you didn't kpansh her?



What kind of policy does an 18 year old girl have?




Ode ni guy yi sha

avasweet:


Good thnx u??

Replied ur pm

am good too


okay i'll go check it now

I understand the girl. Guy pls move on and make her see you have moved on. That way she will feel relieved and forgiven. #unalloyedadvice

macroscopic:
Why d hate?...at least,show some luv to a depressed fellow.

How much percent for showing you love?

Btw, don't take the harsh words people are saying to you as "hate", more like "tough love" because if everyone is handling you with kids gloves or like a victim, you will learn absolutely nothing. Squint & parse through the "hate" & you might actually see that it's coming from a good place.

take heart pls just leave her she did her wish bt not God wish so take heart.sum gals sha an adage say ppls wei get cap no get head

Dear xtervaganza
I have learnt my lessons...Heart break for this first time...such a painful experience.....

vizkiz:
another mumufied brother creating a mumutic thread about his mumuinizm

My brother, I tell ya. The guy sabi lie no be small.

What will I gain for lying?Nothing.......so stop seeing meas a liar pls

What will I gain for lying?Nothing.......so stop seeing me as a liar pls

xtervaganza:
Stoopid idiot. Spending 75% of your allawee on an 18 year old girl, you were buying her love.
What does an 18 year old girl need 75% of your allawee for? Ode oshi Oponu ayirada
And to make it all more stoopid you didn't kpansh her?
What kind of policy does an 18 year old girl have?
Ode ni guy yi sha

Mehn tiz wackazzd nigg'r jus rippd off ma appertite
2 tink say pipu like tis still dey Lag( ogbeni e beta make u pack ur sori azz back 2 ya villa)
In Lagos boyz no dey take moni buy meat wey em no fit chop.......

My Guy just move on and see dis as her own loss. Dis #Bitches aint Loyal...

eeya so sorry bro,

take heart and move on... This is part of challenge so you have to accept it as one as a man...

Before you enter into any relationship try and define it first than spending lavishly on a lady who is not yet your wife.

Worefa... .. Hope you learnt a lesson

Can I ever trust a woman again?Oh my goodness!
I hate this mentality on my mind now

PunkyVeer:


How much percent for showing you love?

Btw, don't take the harsh words people are saying to you as "hate", more like "tough love" because if everyone is handling you with kids gloves or like a victim, you will learn absolutely nothing. Squint & parse through the "hate" & you might actually see that it's coming from a good place.

Hmmm

angels09:

Hmmm

What?

Shit happens, gt ova it nd life goes on. D gal is mean sha

vizkiz:
another mumufied brother creating a mumutic thread about his mumuinizm

this your English GARA. gan

When Sola was in SS3. His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life". One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was. doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Sola would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri. **** 25 years later **** The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard- Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear Sola (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Wait ooo!... Don't tell me that you thought that Sola became the doctor? lol If ah hear.... Sola no know book period!!!

Whenever I hear guys saying dat dey accept a no sex affair wit a lady i feel lyk shooting them to death.

Most ladies Magarized U while someone somewhere is digging her steady.

Give me such condition, I will pretend to play along while strategising my way to swim d river of joy.
During dis period my pocket & debit card is man by a CCTV. Any little chance i strike but if she persist & i truly love her, I will investigate using my Spies to be sure no one is digging her b4 i accept to her 'no sex' condition.

I have heard pple said; konji is no respecter of anybody I thought it was fallacy until i met JOY with whom i had my first no sex relationship. I agreed but 4 weeks into d affair as we were having nice tym in my abode, konji stroke. I nearly cry. The hormone was high. I was in a point of 'no return'. JOY wouldn't allow me. I took my wallet, wore my shirt as she watched me, i told her dat i am going to d brothel to ease myself. She grabbed me saying dat i am going no where. I told her dat i can't bear it. She gave in atlas but i got bite which left a scar on my lip when d spirit of workshop was much.

Trust ladies at ur own peril!

lol