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| Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(f): 2:43pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy. 1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money. 2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1. 3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu  . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man 4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P 5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work 6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies. 7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you . That's my list guys, any additions? 156 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by vizkiz: 2:47pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
what the fff*** is market value  LolSorry bae,but We are men, not some "commodity"  we don't need the "market value" bull-crap! Every guy already know what his responsibilities are(except for the very dumb and seriously uninteligent ones). We don't need a lady turning us into "goods" for the labor market. Well I know you just typed this to make FP not like Y'all have a clue how it really is right here in the real world I will never live me life just because I wanna impress any girl! If she no wan stay, make she furck off. Another one dey wait for line 196 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by MissSlimbody(f): 2:50pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Hahahahaha Nice  1 Like |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Emodeee: 2:50pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Lalastclala CUM and see. 3 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Fozi(m): 2:51pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Make sense for appearance and impression buh if you go do melo melo give shima of these days them go use you sweep ground 2 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by barackohandso(m): 2:52pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Number 1 is the most important. The others work sometimes though, not all times 3 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Luvdmx(m): 2:56pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
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| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by gab264(m): 2:58pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Op who cares anyway Average looking guys don't care for any #market value# Because some of them have gotten it already without this criteria you listed. $till findin it hard breathing. |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by yomi007k(m): 2:59pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
10. Sabi F.uck. 36 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(f): 3:03pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
vizkiz:oh we know. We have to condone y'all stepping up to us like you're Idris Elba, and damn near stalking ladies with the most ridiculous lines, lemme not even mention the incessant phone calls at odd hours and the gag-inducing 'romantic' texts. Yes, you're not commodities, but you keep advertising your 'products' and packaging is key 21 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(f): 3:04pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
gab264:please read thread title. This thread isn't for good-looking guys. It's for the facially challenged 2 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by ronald4lif(m): 3:05pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Well, what is good for the goose, should be sauce for the gander. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(f): 3:06pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove before una go post a similar thread that's 2 hours older than this one on FP |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 3:08pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Make money,money,money,money&money!! money is important!4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by vizkiz: 3:10pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: no bae, those stuffs aare for kids. The fact is that a guy who doesn't even give a damn about ladies is the one who even gets the their attention more. #quote me anywhere# 51 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(f): 3:13pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
prettythicksme:depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY 20 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(f): 3:17pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
vizkiz:and a lady who doesn't give a damn about guys gets their attention. That's simple, people always want the person who doesn't want them. PS: No girl gives a sh-t about a dumb, out of shape, ugly, broke, unkempt grouch, so that theory is relative 4 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Remilekun101: 3:17pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
[size=24pt]Dead on Arrival...... [/size] 9 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by IamRespected: 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
This op is making sense ooo 3 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Hannysmilez(f): 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Lmao@'Onitsha boys barritone'. Maybe the OP has experienced it. |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by gab264(m): 3:19pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
safarigirl:Noted! 1 Like |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Slimzjoe(m): 3:19pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
I don't get this "He has to be Funny" Shitty Trend  If you want to Laugh, Go and buy Bovi's Cd and Stop waiting for me to Play Clown Every other Thing there Makes sense.... Since its for the Average Looking N!ggas 26 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Funjosh(m): 3:20pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Safarigirl Soroniyen 12 Likes
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| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by MadCow1: 3:20pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value 1. Make Money..  2. Make even more money..  3. Bath with Money..  4. Cover the biitches in Doe..  5. Always approach girls with this question  6. Sleep well..  7. Make it rain..  8. then make it storm..  FINALLY 9. Avoid Kehinde..  203 Likes 36 Shares |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Hannysmilez(f): 3:21pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Slimzjoe:WORD! 3 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(f): 3:24pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Slimzjoe:not all funny guys are clowns. Will Smith and Peter Okoye are funny, but they're anything but clowns 3 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by montezz(f): 3:25pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Money,charisma,intelligence and eloquence! 1 Like |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Slimzjoe(m): 3:25pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: Of Cos they're Funny I've seen you Spend Time with them......Infact Will Lives just a Few Blocks Away from You 18 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by vizkiz: 3:25pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: [b]lol, like there is any guy who has gat all those stuffs all at once 4 Likes |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 3:29pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
OK. Girl. I give ya A for trying for contra-thread. I dig that. However, my "ideal" guy is priceless and when I see/meet him, I will know it. Intuition doesn't follow lists or 'market value'. Another wo/man's thrash (worthless of value), is another w0/man's gold (of value). 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Flashh: 3:33pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
A guy shouldn't run helter-skelter to impress any girl. 36 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by ilo04(m): 3:37pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
so, nah all dis ' market value' your papa get b4 he marry your mama rubbish 18 Likes 2 Shares |
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