safarigirl:
oh we know. We have to condone y'all stepping up to us like you're Idris Elba, and damn near stalking ladies with the most ridiculous lines, lemme not even mention the incessant phone calls at odd hours and the gag-inducing 'romantic' texts. Yes, you're not commodities, but you keep advertising your 'products' and packaging is key

you should address your toasters who are allured by your pancaked face on this and pls don't make general assertion. Though those factors you raised are good and very good. make money, dress well, be fit, bla bla but not for the sake of the opposite sex but for your OWN general well being and satisfaction as a guy.

no comments. After all I know I ain't bang average

Hannysmilez:
WORD!

No girl will ever turn me to a clown. Some guys in the course of being funny turn to clowns. Being funny comes naturally and hard to fake. So any girl that wants a funny guy should approach the likes of Buchi, Bovi, Basket mouth, Seyi Law, etc. If you don't like the way I am, you get lost.

Hannysmilez:
WORD!

No girl will ever turn me to a clown. Some guys in the course of being funny turn to clowns. Being funny comes naturally and hard to fake. So any girl that wants a funny guy should approach the likes of Buchi, Bovi, Basket mouth, Seyi Law, etc. If you don't like the way I am, you get lost.

Hannysmilez:
WORD!

No girl will ever turn me to a clown. Some guys in the course of being funny turn to clowns. Being funny comes naturally and hard to fake. So any girl that wants a funny guy should approach the likes of Buchi, Bovi, Basket mouth, Seyi Law, etc. If you don't like the way I am, you get lost.

bodee:
you should address your toasters who are allured by your pancaked face on this and pls don't make general assertion. Though those factors you raised are good and very good. make money, dress well, be fit, bla bla but not for the sake of the opposite sex but for your OWN general well being and satisfaction as a guy.

whose pancaked face? Please, I no dey that crew. I've never done a thing to inconvenience myself for anybody. I'm very selfish

the guy try no be small...

Even you op?

Thank God I'm good looking

vizkiz:


no bae, those stuffs aare for kids.

The fact is that a guy who doesn't even give a damn about ladies is the one who even gets the their attention more. #quote me anywhere#

Ur very correct.

Kachisbarbie:


lols.
I love starched shirt dieee... naso I dey use starch finish my office shirt.
E get as you go starch shirt, it will now look like you're proud_ that's how I like it.

Na so

MadCow1:
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value


1. Make Money..



2. Make even more money..



3. Bath with Money..



4. Cover the biitches in Doe..



5. Always approach girls with this question



6. Sleep well..



7. Make it rain..



8. then make it storm..




FINALLY

9. Avoid Kehinde..

Who is Kehinde?

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

nice list but just one question i have for you. I see materialistic and childish characteristics. wat about kindness, humility , compassion. you crossed all those important things for rolling with the hot guys, eloquence, working out etc. all this are nice but the ones I quoted are better. life is more than swag and vanity

nnamdiosu:




nice list but just one question i have for you. I see materialistic and childish characteristics. wat about kindness, humility , compassion. you crossed all those important things for roll with the hit guys, eloquence, working out etc. all this are nice but the ones I quoted are better. life is more than swag and vanity

swag and vanity is the first thing you see. The things you listed come when you know someone better. Eloquence, Fitness, Money, Fashion sense, all these are seen at initial meeting i.e marketing stage. Kindness and humility are noticed at testing stage

safarigirl:
depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY

wasere....mi o ni waee ti

Nice post.
You nearly killed me with laughter.

MadCow1:
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value


1. Make Money..



2. Make even more money..



3. Bath with Money..



4. Cover the biitches in Doe..



5. Always approach girls with this question



6. Sleep well..



7. Make it rain..



8. then make it storm..




FINALLY

9. Avoid Kehinde..

Money, Power and Fame.

Only one of those three things are needed.

The shortest, fattest and ugliest mofo billionaire will slap stunning models around all day.

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

shoro niyen

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

shoro niyen

Omo dis girl funny o... Which one be Onitsha boys baritone? Chaii... I don die.

MadCow1:
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value


1. Make Money..



2. Make even more money..



3. Bath with Money..



4. Cover the biitches in Doe..



5. Always approach girls with this question



6. Sleep well..



7. Make it rain..



8. then make it storm..




FINALLY

9. Avoid Kehinde..

This guy is officially certified as the MADDEST guy on NL.
Got me laffing my head off....
Crazy dude!!!

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Flashh:
A guy shouldn't run helter-skelter to impress any girl.

sane guy don't do that,only foolish and weak ones,why should I impress a b!tch.

safarigirl:
that's why I began with "depends on the girl". Money may mean a lot to most, but some of us understand that most times, money is just a smokescreen to hide major defects

money means a lot to ALL,with money,you can fucccck any naija lady....even the so called big girls,independent ladies,they still sleep with men for more money.

mablie:
Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY Don't ever compare the standard of living in the US to that of ngr.Elliot roger lacked a jovial personality.Ladies over there find a quality like that attractive in guys.If he had been patient enough,researched and travelled to a country like ngr with a very large poor population he would have "slayed" a lot of ngr women the way many foreign guys here do.He would have been treated like a king.His impatience killed him

so on point,safari girl should come and see this.

Ozavize88:
AND U PEOPLE LIKE IT WHEN A GIRL IS TRYING TO TELL HER FELLOW GIRLS NOT TO FOOL HERSELF BECAUSE OF GUYS TOO RIGHT?

if the guy is rich,don't even bother to tell cos she won't listen,ladies are greedy and will gladly FOOL herself as long as money is involved...unlike guys.

Youngpo413:
money means a lot to ALL,with money,you can fucccck any naija lady....even the so called big girls,independent ladies,they still sleep with men for more money.

this is a flawed notion. Is that how the women in your family are? They'll phuck any foool for money? Well, like I said, I can't phuck an eediot even if he has Dangote money, unfortunately, Nigeria is riddled with eediots so my options are limited

safarigirl:
if your father has money, you have money. He wasn't a prodigal son, he got more than enough

he can come to naija so that b!tches can show him more love,more than he bargained for.

mablie:
my brother the words in this your post can only work if you are in a foreign wealthy western nation not in country like ngr with a very poor,desperate,hungry populace.no romance without finance in this jungle.Believe that

Alright your opinion though n I respect that.

One love

vizkiz:


no bae, those stuffs aare for kids.

The fact is that a guy who doesn't even give a damn about ladies is the one who even gets the their attention more. #quote me anywhere#

Yea very true!!!

U spot On!

Youngpo413:
sane guy don't do that,only foolish and weak ones,why should I impress a b!tch.

is your mother a b!tch? Men who use such terms to refer to women are disrespectful and have little or no female influence in their lives, it may sound 'cool' to you, but only thugs find it cool, you just look stewpid to cultured people with home training. Maybe you attract these 'b!tches', that speaks a lot of the type of guy you are.

safarigirl:
is your mother a b!tch? Men who use such terms to refer to women are disrespectful and have little or no female influence in their lives, it may sound 'cool' to you, but only thugs find it cool, you just look stewpid to cultured people with home training. Maybe you attract these 'b!tches', that speaks a lot of the type of guy you are.

ok...my apologies.

Youngpo413:
if the guy is rich,don't even bother to tell cos she won't listen,ladies are greedy and will gladly FOOL herself as long as money is involved...unlike guys.

OK

crotonite:


and he came-last, coz d ladies love it that way.

I alway come early,I hate to keep the ladies waiting,I never knew they hate it that way...no wonder.