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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by favoredgal: 5:34pm On Nov 25, 2015

#BIP I stopped exercising..... Not easy to wake up at 5am with big belle

#BIP I spent 8k on a pregnancy pillow that dint help undecided

its lying on the floor now

#BIP I use 4 pillows to sleep

#BIP I'm allowed to say no to kpekus

#BIP DH now backs our toddler grin

#BIP I cook only when I feel like it

#BIP I say jump; DH & my mom say how high grin

#BIP I got a new wardrobe

#BIP I don't get to stay in the kitchen with MIL when I visit her

#BIP I'm allowed to waddle

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tatacherie: 6:15pm On Nov 25, 2015

ozycy:

baff baby? Where?
We no dey baff, na rub and shine we dey do
You want my sebamed soap to finish?

Lol

na forever u want make d soap last? cheesy

Mama Abeg u get idea how much for d sebamed soap cream n shampoo?

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Nobody: 6:47pm On Nov 25, 2015

favoredgal:
#BIP I stopped exercising..... Not easy to wake up at 5am with big belle

#BIP I spent 8k on a pregnancy pillow that dint help its lying on the floor now

#BIP I use 4 pillows to sleep

#BIP I'm allowed to say no to kpekus

#BIP DH now backs our toddler

#BIP I cook only when I feel like it

#BIP I say jump; DH & my mom say how high

#BIP I got a new wardrobe

#BIP I don't get to stay in the kitchen with MIL when I visit her

#BIP I'm allowed to waddle

at the Bolded Dh go look me shake head. Say when I was TTCing all him blood dry ontop kpekusing, no full stop, no comma, no location, no timing, Now na to beg and bribe. No be my fault, Libido don go on recess. It Is Well.

Any Mama in Abk, I just registered ANC at Sacred Heart Hospital. I need details about this hospital pls, I don't know if it's private or Govt owned and how they operate. Pls help an Abk newbie

#TeamMayForSupernaturalDelivery!

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Nobody: 7:14pm On Nov 25, 2015

#BIP, I haven't had sex for 6 months. embarassed

(Forgive me bluntness)
#BIP, I haven't gone to work for 5 months.
(But I dey collect salary cool

)

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tatacherie: 7:37pm On Nov 25, 2015

@ Chinwedym Godbe with u in da favour room.awaiting ur glorious testimony.
@ IyeEjima wer art thou

It haf tey.I believe ure coming with ur glorious BFP announcement
Fertility blessings dear

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tatacherie: 7:38pm On Nov 25, 2015

faithisallihave:
#BIP, I haven't had sex for 6 months.
(Forgive me bluntness)
#BIP, I haven't gone to work for 5 months.
(But I dey collect salary )

This ur own na 1st class oo cheesy

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Hafsat24(f): 7:45pm On Nov 25, 2015

@faithisallihave..mehn! This your own na baba! cheesy

Abeg connect me with this kind job..Im in dire need one..well I'll go to work though grin

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rchilee: 7:47pm On Nov 25, 2015

Joysa:
tnk u much. I usually go & eat their jollof rice.. so dey av amala wt gbegiri n ewedu??hmmm, lemme go check it out.

Actually I prefer the Tombia own, real mama put and #500 meal could fill your tummy well.

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by zaynie(f): 7:57pm On Nov 25, 2015

chinma414:
22 months old.

No wonder....which yeye exam dem dey do. Abeg free the baby ojere tongue

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by firsttymum(f): 7:59pm On Nov 25, 2015

zaynie:
Chinwendym...where art thou? Nne bia ne ba
Ozycy...you still dey baff baby ni?
I know say Snr Beedam don go chase money
Nurse Kaffy dey chook person injection
Snr Modath don register for Politics section this early morning.
Firsttymum still dey chase Brown and Asso...
Deezou, Cutiereborn, Tyconcepts....una never wake up ni?

First trimester mommas are busy spitting and vomitting. The evils of MS....
Second trimester mommas are busy forming superpreggy....keep it up!
Third trimester mommas cannot even get out of bed.....lmao
Vigilante mommas are just getting ready to sleep...
Everybody come out and play joor!
No....I yamm not drunk....just bored

as in those people are trying me... I don't tire Abeg... Serious chasing o

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tchiwinnie: 8:13pm On Nov 25, 2015

chinma414:
22 months old.

I just think it may b her style o. my son does same too and s almost same age wt her. He responds wen he feels like in schl. I m nt too bothered tho, I ll just keep teaching d much I can for his age at home. Nt so keen abt grades in schl for nw.

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by zaynie(f): 8:15pm On Nov 25, 2015

hbd MumFiyin. Hope you had a wonderful time. I wish you many years ahead....oya manage this cake....everybody come and eat o

ttcmamas....take note of our BIPs and get ready to overuse it sef. 2016 is around the corner, get ready to shine bright! wink

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by lovinam: 8:35pm On Nov 25, 2015

Oh dear! Can you ask the teachers to give you a small note on what they have done in class? Use it for her revision. Now every child has a. Teacher they love. Ask for the teacher to handle her during exams( I know some schools allow it especially in PG- Nur) she will outgrow it. It has nothing to do with wicked our harsh teachers. Some children when called out don't respomd well. They can also try to ask the questions while she is with her frriends in their play corner. Meanwhile no be oxford exam so stay calm.

chinma414:
Abeg mamas,what do you do to a child who talks a lot at home and refuses to say a word in school My daughter's exams have started and her teachers are complaining that she doesn't talk. The thing don tire me o

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by lovinam: 8:37pm On Nov 25, 2015

Had a good laugh

favoredgal:
#BIP I stopped exercising..... Not easy to wake up at 5am with big belle

#BIP I spent 8k on a pregnancy pillow that dint help its lying on the floor now

#BIP I use 4 pillows to sleep

#BIP I'm allowed to say no to kpekus

#BIP DH now backs our toddler

#BIP I cook only when I feel like it

#BIP I say jump; DH & my mom say how high

#BIP I got a new wardrobe

#BIP I don't get to stay in the kitchen with MIL when I visit her

#BIP I'm allowed to waddle

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mitchyy(f): 8:38pm On Nov 25, 2015

Of all things for me to crave in pregnancy, na yoghurt come be my portion. Dh don waka the whole Lagos tire dey find low-fat yoghurt. I just feel so sorry for him cry

#BIP

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mitchyy(f): 8:44pm On Nov 25, 2015

ifyjip:
#BIP...DH hired an errand boi( guy)cos hez not in nigeria
#BIP ..I eat anything I want as far as its ok for me n baby don't worry abt d bill cos he drop hez 2ATM wit me
BIP...I spend 10k just for fruits n veggi cos fresh n neat fruit dat can be gud for LO is veryyyyy expensive n u see it only in rare places
BIP.....I cry on fon every min. For no reason just to get attention .
BIP... I do shopping every week cos I need dresses cant wait for BLACK FRIDAY
BIP...cleaners every Saturday but I cook for myself saddddd

Can't stop laughing cheesy

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tchiwinnie: 8:46pm On Nov 25, 2015

faithisallihave:
#BIP, I haven't had sex for 6 months.
(Forgive me bluntness)
#BIP, I haven't gone to work for 5 months.
(But I dey collect salary )

U need dat kpekus o. u want ur vjay to become virginalized? dat wldnt b gud at all for delivery o. Its criminal to starve one's legal husband of s*ex for 6 whole months. Mba nu! its nt healthy for ur marriage at all. Even if ur libido s less dan zero, biko gv it to him. Abi u re just giving d man free license to go outside? I no agree wt did particular #BIP o.

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mamakendra(f): 8:49pm On Nov 25, 2015

Ayaayo:
Kai!!! this #BIP u people are sharring is entering my eyes oo. God please bless me with a BFP so that i can do small yanga, i promise not to over exploit it, in Jesus Name Amen!!!!

Cc: Legendsmother
safeo6
mummyejire
mompurity2
iomoge2
mamakendra
tsquare

Amenoooo. So shall it be in Jesus' name. Amen

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by mompurity2: 8:51pm On Nov 25, 2015

Present ma @ayaayo cheesy

I have laughed my lungs out @ BIP. This #BIP thing dey hungry me oooo. I knw say soon and very soon me and our other fruitful mamas go join d #BIP train in Jesus name. Now na one leg in tongue

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tchiwinnie: 8:52pm On Nov 25, 2015

GodMercy2015:

You can try shop on amazon using mall for africa app.

OK thanks ma'am.

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tchiwinnie: 9:07pm On Nov 25, 2015

ahnie:
Ayam a telemundo addict...pls hav you watch elena's ghost?if yes,tell me what happened to elena cacanau,eduardo's first wife..did she kill her mum?

Don't mind dat lady. She finally killed her mum na.

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ozycy: 9:33pm On Nov 25, 2015

tatacherie:

Lol na forever u want make d soap last?
Mama Abeg u get idea how much for d sebamed soap cream n shampoo?

I bought d liquid soap forr #2200,
The price differs depending on your location

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ahnie: 9:36pm On Nov 25, 2015

Dat lady z demonic.she and lupe.did elena lafe recovered her memory back?what abt her son,that was stolen from her?hope she finally reconciled with eduardo?ayam not abreast with the episodes again,and it hurts!

tchiwinnie:
Don't mind dat lady. She finally killed her mum na.

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tyconcepts(f): 9:42pm On Nov 25, 2015

faithisallihave....That veejayjay needs all d kpekusing it can get....No his behind #BIP take starve DH for no just cause....Haba!!!

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tyconcepts(f): 9:49pm On Nov 25, 2015

Ahnie....I hate "Elena's Ghost" right from the first time it was aired till this repeat.

Ask me of "Husband for hire"....."Part of me"..... " For love and justice" e.t.c and I go answer well.

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ozycy: 9:51pm On Nov 25, 2015

faithisallihave:
#BIP, I haven't had sex for 6 months.
(Forgive me bluntness)
#BIP, I haven't gone to work for 5 months.
(But I dey collect salary )

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tyconcepts(f): 9:52pm On Nov 25, 2015

#BIP I don't get to scrub my feet & back when I bath, that's DH's job wink

#BIP I don't shave my veejayjay by myself...DH turn pussy barber.
Lmaoooooo!!!

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Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ahnie: 9:55pm On Nov 25, 2015

Hahaha the moustarch lady.she has principles straighten.mr SIBAS,the dirty n cunny fisherman the serial polygamist.

tyconcepts:
Ahnie....I hate "Elena's Ghost" right from the first time it was aired till this repeat.anoda deadly schemer is teresa cristena.paRT of ME ...is too cumbersome for me to decipher.

Ask me of "Husband for hire"....."Part of me"..... " For love and justice" e.t.c and I go answer well.

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ahnie: 9:57pm On Nov 25, 2015

Haa kin eleyi?iya wa choi moti binu o

tyconcepts:
#BIP I don't get to scrub my feet & back when I bath, that's DH's job

#BIP I don't shave my veejayjay by myself...DH turn pussy barber.

Lmaoooooo!!!

omo de ni mi o.shoro ni yen.

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ahnie: 10:00pm On Nov 25, 2015

ozycy:

LOLing,babe dey frank,why you dey shock?i love her blunt'nez straight up.

Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by tyconcepts(f): 10:03pm On Nov 25, 2015

Mspat....Iya ibeji, you loyal finish lately abi ibeji don start to throw karate?? Balling with your #BIP

lioha, ginababy....speak up.

chinwendym....how market??

helovesme....how's ur lo?

modath....bring the ginger.

Zaynie....no do pause and play abi Atinuke don change chop, bath and sleep routine?

jennifer89....been a while bae....hope u good?

mitchyy....you send big man to look for not just any yoghurt but the one low in fat...fear God oooo!

missmalachi....how's the ministry?

All mamas I hail....

Mofe is asleep so am in the mood, sips cold red wine (e don tey person sip a little alcohol), I pray mofe sucks some of the highness and doze properly thru the night so mum & dad can test the microphone wink

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