darkenedrebel:


All those adjectives for Lālastiçlala? ...don't get your hackles up, he won't get the mention...

Go create an account on Quora.com if you are keen on assaulting your senses with cognitive material... that's my base now...NL has gone mainstream since 2014(December) in a bid to keep up with Linda Ikeji...you know all these controversial topics generate more traffic which is paramount to more money for sëun even though they paint the forum in a bad light.... I guess a good name is no longer better than riches to Mr sëun...

Is it a Western forum? Or a Nigerian one? Maybe it's time to limit my time on here.

ScofieldBello:
You seem to me a desperate lady.
Hey, stop going about telling people how to spend their hard earned money! You were definitely disappointed cuz you didn't get what you expected.....he is a real guy.

How many times have you left your change with a waitress? But you expected him to leave his. Oh....I forgot that you ain't got a job yet.

Better that you deleted his number cuz a lady like you cannot add value to his life. He ain't a reckless spender.


Funny you, na now you know say na fake life him dey live. Even if he isn't a full staff, madam IT IS HIS JOB, IT IS HIS LIFE, HE LIKES IT.

Hungry girls everywhere!

AmuDimpka:


He never begged for it..you bought it willingly. Do you have a problem with a plate of asun

so why then is the ops post making you all go gaga

Because she exposed one OF your schemes and gimmicks

Fourwinds:
heheheheheeeee.!!! ur advice correct...
dis ur DP come fine today well well...

....u dey craaze!

omoharry:
Testing for what mr man? ..for a plate of Asun on a date?...are you for real? such a local mentality you guys have..god in heaven....even our fathers did not behave like this..i am really sick of you Nigerian men..You test women for every thing and the women will really play along with the test..that is why you end up getting bad women at your hand.You guys are insecured and have poor mentality to roman, dating and marraige..test a woman over a plate of Asun..what a shame..thank God we women are now working and can afford to take ourselve out ones in a while when the change permit us.you guys should continue to sit on your high horse and be testing ladies over a 500 plate of Asu.SHAME.

Very reasonable!!!

Menzy86:
Hungry girls everywhere!

angry and HUNGRY MEN everywhere

I wanted to reply u based on what i feel but having gone thru the people’s comments i concluded to take it calm since my mind has been expressed.

On the other hand, remember to distribute your CV .
.

Other things that followed after the outing, you never told us. Complete the fun outing.

Funkybabee:
yes,nah true u said @Op they are so stingy even useless to the county.

Who come be this one naw?? And you can't even type in correct grammar.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

The ear ring doesn't go with the pink dress.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

after reading your post, I want to ask if you don't have a boyfriend? If yes, then why should you follow another guy out thinking he was rich?
I bet you, if I was to Wed you this month, na to dump your silly asss be dat.

Gold digging hoe

AmuDimpka:


Where you expecting a buffet? What's wrong with girls these days

Pls get a job ....look is deceptive

I have a Job and i pay my bills..but you guys should behave like men and stop behaving like ill mannered men..if he knew he didn't have enough spare cash for the date..why did he ask her out..he can still be able to get the asun and both of them will eat it..see..i have dated a guy before and when i suggested we hang out, he honestly came out open that he is not really buzz up at the moment..i understood and we decided to go dutch since he is the kind of guy that wouln't allow a women to pay his bills on a date..any man and i repeat any man that enjoys when women pays his bill on a first date is a looser and irresponsible..responsible men hold themselve together even when they have just 500 in thier pocket..they know how to command respect with that alone..so many children on Nairaland these days.

SAMBARRY:
bet he can eat FREE ASUN like person wey never see food before?

But he bought it.so why the lamentations

desoul2004:


Useless girl, kindly go and confirm your HIV status. Destiny killers.

asun consumers make una vex well well you hear.today is your day

The asun wey una mama no gree cook for you someone buy am free for you una still dey rake

My question is did u pay for the asun that u ordered. Cause there is bar etiquette that says he who order pays. But am sure u still made the poor guy pay. And u come here ranting about how poor and stingy the guy is. Some of u ladies should just grow and know money does not grow on trees.

I actually don't see anything wrong for him to ask for his chance. Even if it is 1 kobo. I once stay with millions I observed that almost all of them had one thing in common. They hardly waste money. They request their balance after purchase. This is an art of prudence and not stinginess. They gave when they want and demand their chance when the condition demands. What I actually see in most sale people practice art of stealing by tricks. You will buy fuel from station, pump attendant will want to seize the chance. You will eat in an restaurant, the waiter or waitress will trickily want to delay and steal the chance. You will pump tyre on the road, they will steal by saying they have no chance. just say hello to young lady, next will want to get money even without intention of anything sexual activity. We need absolute change.

MrWhaley:

Who come be this one naw?? And you can't even type in correct grammar.

and my mistake is ur pure water problem.abeg park well joor

@Jadekitana is this not the same guy you met at the place your boss sent you an errand to that you posted so joyfully about ?

Anyways we guys keep telling the lady it's the guys that look ordinary that have money but you won't believe...

..by the way my friend told his course female friend this and said this about me " he walks around in slippers but at times he carries on million in his dirty wears,she almost fainted,look at the content of character ladies and not the external parts abeg "..

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

men are knocking and menopause is knocking, who u go answer? i guess u are not my type, u have a car, while i don't have, so bye, bk to the topic, it seems u have fallen for him already if not why complaining? U are only jealous of his gf

Firstlieutenant:


Until I cable u front and back, u go know who u dey call child. Eranko!!

..i give up..no vex.peace

Laveda:

I've stopped

yeye...dey find trouble upandan

KashyBaby:
bankers --- every cent counts...


And I have to Google the asun food...looks good but i think it's hot& spicy ...
.that's y never judge the book by it's cover..some are so flashy, wearing gold chains, versace shirt, Rolex watch but boom! All fakeass... smh...these stuffs they juz bought from the hood.

I gave up.. U be confirm street babe. Let me know u

Though, I don't like banking job but your assumption is wrong because have met couple of bankers that spends.

If he spends a lot am sure you will tag him a maga, now that he didn't spend you called him a stingy person.
Ladies sha!

AmuDimpka:


But he bought it.so why the lamentations

the point is WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE FOOLED BY FAWORAJAS.that's the bottomline of the tale and if not that many are guilty of what the asun consumer did why THEM dey rake like say na their brother the thing happen to

omoharry:
I have a Job and i pay my bills..but you guys should behave like men and stop behaving like ill mannered men..if he knew he didn't have enough spare cash for the date..why did he ask her out..he can still be able to get the asun and both of them will eat it..see..i have dated a guy before and when i suggested we hang out, he honestly came out open that he is not really buzz up at the moment..i understood and we decided to go dutch since he is the kind of guy that wouln't allow a women to pay his bills on a date..any man and i repeat any man that enjoys when women pays his bill on a first date is a looser and irresponsible..responsible men hold themselve together even when they have just 500 in thier pocket..they know how to command respect with that alone..so many children on Nairaland these days.

This is a woman dependent on a man ...no wonder you are a spinster

Do you want to go on a date in Tahiti or hotel de rue...maybe you want us to use moet to wash your feet


Women boku...so you aint making sense here

I actually don't see anything wrong for him to ask for his balance. Even if it is 1 kobo. I once stay with millions I observed that almost all of them had one thing in common. They hardly waste money. They request their balance after purchase. This is an art of prudence and not stinginess. They gave when they want and demand their chance when the condition demands. What I actually see in most sale people practice art of stealing by tricks. You will buy fuel from station, pump attendant will want to seize the change. You will eat in an restaurant, the waiter or waitress will trickily want to delay and steal the chance. You will pump tyre on the road, they will steal by saying they have no change. just say hello to young lady, next will want to get money even without intention of anything sexual activity. We need absolute change.

JeffreyJamez:



yeye...dey find trouble upandan

I've stopped o

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

hummm... You just stereotyped all bankers.. One experience with a contract staff ain't the way forward.. U have to date all the bankers in Nigeria to have valid stance on ur assertion.. Lol.. Well.. You should know.. Bankers have high operational expenses.. And most of what one see bout them is packaging..... Another thing.. thing... It's his money so he deserves his balance... Do you know the kind of insults bankers receive everyday at the office??... Even if his balance is 10..he could ask for it or leave it with the waiter at his own discretion... Assuming he dint ask for his balance.. U may think.. That's he's forming big boy to impress you.. Enuf said thou... It finally depends on the individual involved.. Not what they do... One word for guys.. Always be yourself.. Even if you are with agbani darego... Thou with packaging and good manners thou...

SAMBARRY:
can you imagine. Chaiiiii

Using asun to test someone

Poverty and konji is a b@st@rd

Is Op sure that's not his last meal for the day

Awon faworajas aka bankets Be forming fake itk

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

hummm... You just stereotyped all bankers.. One experience with a contract staff ain't the way forward.. U have to date all the bankers in Nigeria to have valid stance on ur assertion.. Lol.. Well.. You should know.. Bankers have high operational expenses.. And most of what one see bout them is packaging.. Enuf said thou... It finally depends on the individual involved.. Not what they do......

I think you are the fake person here

wait a minute now tell me is that your car on your display picture.. Instagram worker telling how a real worker should spend his money

park well jooh

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

SAMBARRY:
the point is WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE FOOLED BY FAWORAJAS.that's the bottomline of the tale and if not that many are guilty of what the asun consumer did why THEM dey rake like say na their brother the thing happen to

Wetin concern me ..I am a married man with a pretty wife ....I take girls like Fanta ....majority of them are just too cheap

If you want 20 plates of Asun no wahala
Pay as you go for me ..no date


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