vizkiz:


chai... Oshodi oke! Oruko Jesu!!!

HateU2:
hehehehe

U no even get mind
Na mouuth nikan

oshey, I no get mind...If them dey take belt beat me now you no go even do like you know me...

vizkiz:


Na there HateU2 dey live, I no want make she kidnap me

AreaFada2:


Fear of kidnap.....is beginning of you know what.

I dey tell you... And the kin friends whey I get if you call them say I have been kidnapped say make them gather money, them go just tell you say make you dey carry me go

Rilwayne001:
I just broke up with my girl this evening. She is always asking for recharge card as if my father is the CEO of mtn..
[b]The bitter is that she will use the card to call some other guy. Smh

[/b]

layla129:


Lmaooo...calm down

layla129:
Yes, we lie too. The men are not guilty of this alone.

1. Lend me some money. I promise to pay back.
What you don't know is that a woman you're intimate with, will never repay a loan. Hasn't she been taking care of your "NEEDS"diligently? Hasn't she been giving you full VIP access to her heaven for free? Hasn't she withstood your morning breath for months? You're ungrateful!

2. I'm stranded. Please, send me little cash.
Well, this might be a genuine call for help. Other times however, they are probably just fine and looking for easy cash. That Michael Kors handbag won't buy itself.

3. I'm pregnant. We can't keep it, we are not ready.
In your early twenties, you can't risk having a baby mama. Lord knows your job is barely enough to sustain you. The girl knows that. She preys on your worst fears.

4. I just saw a very nice dress, i have paid half for it but i don't have the other half.
Baby, i just saw this little black dress, its so cute and i can't wait to wear it for you but i don't have enough cash. Its only 20k, can you help me raise the rest?
You send her 10k. It is actually, the real cost of the dress.

5. I wish i had that. If only i have the money.
She plays an emotional card making you think you're not doing enough for her. If only i had money on me! the MAC lipstick would look good on me! I need to get money for real! I'll figure out something.
You're scared she might get a sponsor, then you hand her a wand of notes...problem solved!


Feel free to add yours

Empiree:
Welcome To The World Of Women. The Most Confused Creatures.

ronald4lif:
Any guy who still falls for these petite lies must be a chump especially that number one. These girls that believes indulging in sex with you is a compensation for whatever money spent on them will never reimburse any borrowed money.

She'd slyly start initiating sex more often when the pay-back date is due so you don't ask for the money. Lend a lady you're dating or chyking money at your own peril.

Either give it away bearing in mind she won't pay back to avoid disappointment and if she does repay fine.

layla129:

Hehe

nubian999:


were the men expecting to be paid back

When did men become so stingy? I know!!! when they date tooo many chicks at once! then they feel the pinch on their wallets first

MzzTega:
I've never said those lies.

Lies "some" women...... would have been better.

ronald4lif:


It's "borrowed" money and everything borrowed is meant to be returned. And that we keep many chicks doesn't mean we should forgo what was borrowed with intention to pay back.

nubian999:



CONFUSED are you sure that's not what WE want YOU to believe?

Empiree:
When we say women are confused we mean they dont know what they want. This is quiet prevalent among American and Western girls. They dont know what they want.

nubian999:


Women are Master manipulators so being confused works in our favour

Empiree:
There you go. Now you talking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oniIriOLjOI

annawhite:
very easy to gerrahia * all the 400 naira recharge girls uave been strafing

firstking01:
You were bored and you didn't deem it necessary to come knock on my door ni

Ewatomi26:
Lovely writeup, can't stop smiling at each of your points, because you are so on point dear...


Am so so guilty... I hope he doesn't open this thread, like baba segun oo... Lolzzzzz

rosieluv:
am guilty of 4 n 5

kelechi50:
@op please help me out of this issue, I met this babe online and I started chatting with her not up to 2 weeks she flashed and called her only for her to demand for 20Kand I asked for what she said she needs provisions and cut off the next time she called she said she is sick that I should send the money she asked for and I started laughing this is a girl I have not set my eyes on please this not 419babe online guys beware of them

Lovetinz:
If I had opened a Hair Dressing Salon with the money I spend on girls' "I need to do my hair".
I would have the biggest Salon in Nigeria.

eflintsone:
i recall my ex sayin shez preggy nd wont keep it , i asked how much will it cost to remove it ,she said like 10 - 14k , i said ok i dnt hv much atm but lets see bfore d week runs out... i knew she was lyin tho ... told my niggar bout, he advised me to ask her to keep it...i did asked her to keep it not knowin dah was d first stage of our break up...lol

ImDharay:

layla129....

layla129:

Ermmm

layla129:


Lmaoo. The hair is for you na

layla129:


Yeah! Sorry, was asleep already

sleepy head, av forgotten wah i
wanted ²say #morninq tho.

layla129:


Aww, sweet