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Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 8:01am On May 03, 2016
NaMe4:


You are correct with the example you gave. Still, ME and I are not interchangeable in any given sentence.

I is used as a subject before a verb/action.

Me follows a proposition.

Eg

I bring papers here everyday Cannot be interchanged with 'Me bring paper here everyday.

This was done by Me' Cannot be interchanged using 'this was done by I'

As you rightly said, when making certain sentences involving the 2nd and 1st persons, One of the persons should be removed to ascertain if the sentence sounds correct.
You are right."I" is used for the subject while, "me" is is used as an object
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by yaki84: 8:11am On May 03, 2016
DeeTus:
First of all, speaking good English is absolutely necessary. People will tend to respect you and you could get a good job. Moreso, when you need a cool chick, once you speak a lovely English, she's all yours. grin


shebi na english do buhari marry aisha?

na english make am president?

na english mek yaradua president abi?
who english epp?

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Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by uncleade(m): 8:18am On May 03, 2016
Number 9 is not convincing. check well and correct it.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:25am On May 03, 2016
yaki84:



shebi na english do buhari marry aisha?

na english make am president?

na english mek yaradua president abi?
who english epp?
Firstly, one basic thing you should know is Nigerian politics really sucks and is nothing to write home about.

There are quite a number of unqualified people in there and they keep on embarrassing this country. If you can't speak English well, why not employ an Interpreter? Take for instance, the Chinese, Koreans and so on.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by jibs4lv(m): 8:34am On May 03, 2016
Rapmoney:
I know even educated people commit grammatical blunders sometimes but there are grammatical blunders that are just so outrageous and shameful at the same time, when they come right out of the mouths of supposed 'graduates' from tertiary institutions!

If you have been guilty of the following as regard spoken English, then you have clearly moved from being a 'Half-baked' graduate to a 'Quarter-baked' graduate!!! grin grin

1) 'You are smarting'...I heard a guy at a plaza who claimed to be a graduate saying this! Gush! Being smart is very different from being fast or slick. By the way, there's no verb such as 'smarting' in English language which means the same thing as what this young man was trying to say! cool

2) 'You are showing yourself'...just like the one above, how can someone be 'showing' himself/herself? So human being don turn movie? Na wa o!

3) 'Oya, come and go'...two opposite verbs. You are telling the person to come and at the same time, to go! grin Again, what's the meaning of 'Oya'?

4) 'My body is scratching me'...your body can only itch you and not scratch. You scratch when you use your fingers to stroke a surface roughly! Lol! grin

5) 'My phone is 'more' better than yours...this sentence can surely make you appear a 'quarter-bakie' wink You can't use two comparative adjectives in a sentence! We have good, better, best. When you compare two things, the middle one which is 'better' should be used so there's no need for 'more' which is also a comparative adjective but goes with 'than'. As in 'more than' cool

6) 'Did she went to the market'?...as absurd as this sentence is, I have seen many 'graduates' saying it! Two verbs with past tense form in the same sentence?

7) 'Ola, something is smelling. Can you hear it...ehen!!! 'HEAR'? English!!!

8. 'People has' or 'she have'...'has' is a singular auxiliary verb that goes with a singular subject while 'have' is a plural auxiliary verb that goes with a plural subject.

9) 'They takes people for granted'...this one is common on NL. A plural subject does not go with a singular verb and vice versa. 'Take' is plural and 'takes' is singular which goes with a singular subject as well. Take note of 'They' being a plural subject.

10) 'I am looking for Funmilayo'...you can't be looking for someone. Instead, say 'I am asking of Funmilayo'. You can only look for what is lost! It happens regularly when people go to check on others. We can only start looking for Funmilayo if she is declared missing! grin tnk u op, expecially dis no 10,NOTED!

I hope these help! We are all learning. It is only a foolish man that takes offence when he is corrected!

Good day!!! cool

You can add yours!

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Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by tosyne2much(m): 8:39am On May 03, 2016
Peacetemi:
Anyone found guilty is definitely not a college graduate, he/she just broke out of college.
Look at you... Some graduates are guilty of it cheesy
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by abisola192(f): 8:51am On May 03, 2016
thanks for the enlightenment
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 8:53am On May 03, 2016
xenten:


you goofed with your first point. learn from this link : http://www.dictionary.com/browse/smarting
You are the person who goofed because you read without understanding! Some of you just like rushing into conclusion without understanding!!! Didn't you check the context in which the word was used? You just revealed how quick you are to conclude without doing a thorough ground work...you were trying to gain unnecessary recognition so that peeps here would say you have done well! See how shallow ur reasoning now look?
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 9:01am On May 03, 2016
seanwilliam:
example: what says the time- dis s actually correct, it's personification, so same goes wit every other
"What says the time" is absolutely a blunder. And you really have to think twice before you write or speak!
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by akocce(m): 9:08am On May 03, 2016
silly things we see on this FP eh!
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by freecocoa(f): 9:24am On May 03, 2016
Logicbwoy:



"Showing yourself" too can be idiomatic to fit that situation. I say this for 2 reasons

1) "Showing yourself" logically can never be literal because you can't literally step outside yourself and present your body.

2) "Showing yourself" is actually the most concisem practical and appropriate way to say that someone is either revealing their true self or some hidden talent.

3) The op did not show any context for "showing yourself".....so how can you claim that I used it in the wrong context

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As for "looking for someone", you are talking a whole lot of nonsense.

When the police come to someone's door in American/British movies, what do they say?

"We are looking for MR Thief, do you know his whereabouts"

"We are asking for/asking about Mr Thief, do you know his whereabouts"




We are not fighting na Oga, we are all still learning.

1. I don't quite follow when you say step outside yourself and present your body(if showing yourself should be used literally), your body is a part of yourself, innit?


2. True.

3. My bad.


Remember I said "looking for someone"isn't wrong but that it is better to use "search for" if you aren't looking at a particular place.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by forandy(m): 9:24am On May 03, 2016
...he now COME AND BE TELLING ME that because I didnt PICKED his call THAT I am cheating on him cry cry

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Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by skedy1(m): 9:28am On May 03, 2016
Number 6 sha!
Op you have heard many graduates saying it, you didn't see o!
This English language sef sef!
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by freecocoa(f): 9:29am On May 03, 2016
NaMe4:


You are correct with the example you gave. Still, ME and I are not interchangeable in any given sentence.

I is used as a subject before a verb/action.

Me follows a preposition.

Eg

I bring papers here everyday Cannot be interchanged with 'Me bring paper here everyday.

This was done by Me' Cannot be interchanged using 'this was done by I'

As you rightly said, when making certain sentences involving the 2nd and 1st persons, One of the persons should be removed to ascertain if the sentence sounds correct.
I meant both phrases are interchangeable not the subject pronoun or object pronoun standing alone.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by PheezyLee(m): 9:40am On May 03, 2016
bbjummy:

And what could be wrong with that sentence please?


Can't figure it out too but it just sound kinda awkward...

Let's see if anyone can shed more light.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by PheezyLee(m): 9:40am On May 03, 2016
bbjummy:

And what could be wrong with that sentence please?


Can't figure it out too but it just sound kinda awkward...

Let's see if anyone can shed light on it.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by mikesammy(m): 9:42am On May 03, 2016
Peacetemi:
Anyone found guilty is definitely not a college graduate, he/she just broke out of college.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by ezeblazing(m): 9:42am On May 03, 2016
Only the last one was helpful thanks
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by mikesammy(m): 9:44am On May 03, 2016
Peacetemi:
Anyone found guilty is definitely not a college graduate, he/she just broke out of college.
ma frnd don't say that. no one is perfect and mind u, we all have our flaws u inclusive
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by piagetskinner(m): 9:48am On May 03, 2016
Like a girl that said I answered her "coldedly".


Instead of saying my I gave a cold response
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by freecocoa(f): 9:50am On May 03, 2016
DeeTus:
First of all, speaking good English is absolutely necessary. People will tend to respect you and you could get a good job. Moreso, when you need a cool chick, once you speak a lovely English, she's all yours. grin
Lol @ speaking a lovely English.grin
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by sammyogboso(m): 9:56am On May 03, 2016
Rapmoney:
I know even educated people commit grammatical blunders sometimes but there are grammatical blunders that are just so outrageous and shameful at the same time, when they come right out of the mouths of supposed 'graduates' from tertiary institutions!

If you have been guilty of the following as regard spoken English, then you have clearly moved from being a 'Half-baked' graduate to a 'Quarter-baked' graduate!!! grin grin

1) 'You are smarting'...I heard a guy at a plaza who claimed to be a graduate saying this! Gush! Being smart is very different from being fast or slick. By the way, there's no verb such as 'smarting' in English language which means the same thing as what this young man was trying to say! cool

2) 'You are showing yourself'...just like the one above, how can someone be 'showing' himself/herself? So human being don turn movie? Na wa o!

3) 'Oya, come and go'...two opposite verbs. You are telling the person to come and at the same time, to go! grin Again, what's the meaning of 'Oya'?

4) 'My body is scratching me'...your body can only itch you and not scratch. You scratch when you use your fingers to stroke a surface roughly! Lol! grin

5) 'My phone is 'more' better than yours...this sentence can surely make you appear a 'quarter-bakie' wink You can't use two comparative adjectives in a sentence! We have good, better, best. When you compare two things, the middle one which is 'better' should be used so there's no need for 'more' which is also a comparative adjective but goes with 'than'. As in 'more than' cool

6) 'Did she went to the market'?...as absurd as this sentence is, I have seen many 'graduates' saying it! Two verbs with past tense form in the same sentence?

7) 'Ola, something is smelling. Can you hear it...ehen!!! 'HEAR'? English!!!

8. 'People has' or 'she have'...'has' is a singular auxiliary verb that goes with a singular subject while 'have' is a plural auxiliary verb that goes with a plural subject.

9) 'They takes people for granted'...this one is common on NL. A plural subject does not go with a singular verb and vice versa. 'Take' is plural and 'takes' is singular which goes with a singular subject as well. Take note of 'They' being a plural subject.

10) 'I am looking for Funmilayo'...you can't be looking for someone. Instead, say 'I am asking of Funmilayo'. You can only look for what is lost! It happens regularly when people go to check on others. We can only start looking for Funmilayo if she is declared missing! grin

I hope these help! We are all learning. It is only a foolish man that takes offence when he is corrected!

Good day!!! cool

You can add yours!
. Tank u dude, noted........

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Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by seanwilliam(m): 9:56am On May 03, 2016
DeeTus:
"What says the time" is absolutely a blunder. And you really have to think twice before you write or speak!
bros on general-normal english it's nt correct..but in lit in eng.. it's absolutelycorrect
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by freecocoa(f): 9:57am On May 03, 2016
Gaddafithe2nd:

You are right."I" is used for the subject while, "me" is is used as a subject
@embokdened

Correct me if I'm wrong, you mean to say 'Object',right?
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 10:01am On May 03, 2016
freecocoa:
@embokdened

Correct me if I'm wrong, you mean to say 'Object',right?
I made mistake. It should be 'object'. Thanks for the correction.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Peacetemi: 10:02am On May 03, 2016
mikesammy:
ma frnd don't say that. no one is perfect and mind u, we all have our flaws u inclusive
Yeah we have our flaws but did you read what the op posted? Those ones are too extreme now, no graduate should spit those.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by freecocoa(f): 10:05am On May 03, 2016
Gaddafithe2nd:

I made mistake. It should be object. Thanks for the correction.
I thought as much.

You are welcome.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 10:20am On May 03, 2016
freecocoa:
Lol @ speaking a lovely English.grin
Yea grin

Had so many gfs when I was in school but later got tired. grin you can't cheat nature.
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by freecocoa(f): 10:24am On May 03, 2016
DeeTus:
Yea grin

Had so many gfs when I was in school but later got tired. grin you can't cheat nature.
I can only imagine with you speaking a lovely English to them, musta been one hell of a journey. grin
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Rexyl(m): 10:25am On May 03, 2016
whose fault? Students, Teachers or England? Blame British who taught English for some years and run away. They don't even compensate you for struggling to speak what they speak


Anyway 'NEPA Has taken light'... means what?
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 10:30am On May 03, 2016
freecocoa:
I can only imagine with you speaking a lovely English to them, musta been one hell of a journey. grin
Hahaha not really.

It only takes me less than 30 minutes to convince a chick I wanna go out with. grin
Re: 10 English Sentences That Can Make You Appear As A 'Quarter-Baked' Graduate by seanwilliam(m): 10:56am On May 03, 2016
Fadekebisola:

go and ask someone else who's better than you mister dullard ......am a graduate dude and i know what i have just corrected......your ignorance is irredeemable....just pretend you dont know it and make further research Mr dullard
if you'rea graduate then nigeria education needs reformation.haba! i'm sure you are one of the top10 bad products of ur 'mushroom' alma mater. wel we knw ur type...even a professor of english-comparative literature-wole soyinka, makes mistake but only intellectual minds understand. u no b gud material oh

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