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Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 12:57pm On Sep 13, 2016
No one will know that you're on your period unless you tell them, which is normally a positive thing.

However, if you're dating a guy who's trying to touch you below the belt, or if your friends are wondering why you've been so moody, then you might want to let them know it's your time of the month..Since saying that you're on your period sounds so bland and boring, there are other ways you can divulge of the information.

Here are a few of the classiest ways to say you're on your period:

My oven is in cleaning mode

Your period might feel like a pointless form of torture.
However, it's really the time when your body sheds pieces of itself that it no longer needs, which is what makes this phrase pretty accurate!

MY GIRL HAS STARTED HER MONTHLY JOB

Anytime you reference it being a certain time of "month," everyone should understand what you're talking about, So unless you have a daughter,
your friends shouldn't take long to figure out who your "girl" is After all, they all have to deal with their own girls. undecided

I’M EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

If you're uncomfortable getting sexual with your boyfriend during that time of the month, you can use this phrase to warn him to keep his hands off.
He can touch you again once your body is back to running smoothly.

MOTHER NATURE IS OBSESSED WITH ME

Even though Mother Nature visits every woman once a month, it can feel like she's obsessed with you when your time comes...


IT'S SHARK WEEK
You wouldn't want to swim on your period, especially in an ocean full of sharks....Everyone claims that they're attracted to blood, so the situation wouldn't end well!!

I'M STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT

Unless you're sitting in a car then your boyfriend should be able to figure this one out In a week, once your period is over then you can give him the green light instead you don't have to be blunt and tell others that you're bleeding below the belt, because there are plenty of other ways to state that you're on your period..


What euphemism do you usually use in order to tell others that it's your time of the month

Cc: Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 1:06pm On Sep 13, 2016
undecided undecided
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by MzPecs(f): 1:26pm On Sep 13, 2016
Classy indeed..

I suspect berlyn is back with another moniker undecided

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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 1:30pm On Sep 13, 2016
MzPecs:
Classy indeed..

I suspect berlyn is back with another moniker undecided
Hello undecided do you have anything meaningful to contribute?? undecided
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by IamLEGEND1: 1:32pm On Sep 13, 2016
Mrs. AhDon deactivate.
You don come back sharp-sharp like this?
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by MzPecs(f): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2016
Winnelyn:
Hello undecided do you have anything meaningful to contribute?? undecided
Enjoy your day dear cool
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Mrs. AhDon deactivate.

You don come back sharp-sharp like this?
what do you mean undecided
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by MzPecs(f): 1:37pm On Sep 13, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Mrs. AhDon deactivate.

You don come back sharp-sharp like this?
grin cheesy grin
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by IamLEGEND1: 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
Winnelyn:
what do you mean undecided
i don't know.
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
cool

OfficialEFCC, where art thou
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by IamLEGEND1: 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 2:16pm On Sep 13, 2016
izzou:
cool

OfficialEFCC, where art thou

my oga i kneel down greet you
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by NevetsIbot(m): 2:34pm On Sep 13, 2016
MzPecs:
Classy indeed..

I suspect berlyn is back with another moniker undecided
she don come back sharp sharp! Wennielyn.... AKA berlyn. Welcome. I missed your pretty face
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 2:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
officialEFCC:
my oga i kneel down greet you

grin

I greet you

Madam couldn't last a night outside nairaland

cool

Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 2:53pm On Sep 13, 2016
You guys are derailing my thread with some silly talk .... Everyone thinks i am belrny or whatever angry

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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 3:09pm On Sep 13, 2016
izzou:


grin

I greet you

Madam couldn't last a night outside nairaland

cool
my brother, na so we see am! cheesy cheesy cheesy bad spotter
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 3:14pm On Sep 13, 2016
officialEFCC:
my brother, na so we see am! cheesy cheesy cheesy bad spotter

I really feel for her

cool

And she's complaining of her thread being derailed

grin
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 3:36pm On Sep 13, 2016
izzou:


I really feel for her

cool

And she's complaining of her thread being derailed

grin

you never see were dey they derail thread they discuss the derailing for inside the derail cheesy cheesy cheesy wee.d no good

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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 4:09pm On Sep 13, 2016
officialEFCC:

you never see were dey they derail thread they discuss the derailing for inside the derail cheesy cheesy cheesy wee.d no good

Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 4:58pm On Sep 13, 2016
Here are a few tips grin :-

1.) I'm unclean (as recommended by the Bible)

2.) The curse of the woman befalls me

3.) I'm at the end. Period cheesy

4.) I'm not off

5.) My aunt's here. Aunt Flo

6.) I'm at sea....the Red sea

7.) Decided which fragrance is ideal at the moment. Men's is

8.) Did you send me roses? I see a red flower

9.) Bae I'm so into you, I'm Red hot

10.) I can't take bike, I'm on my monthly cycle

Thank me now wink

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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 4:58pm On Sep 13, 2016
wink
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:09pm On Sep 13, 2016
[quote author=izzou post=49327185][/quote] i dey tell u
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by EmperorLee(m): 8:45pm On Sep 13, 2016
Winnelyn:
You guys are derailing my thread with some silly talk .... Everyone thinks i am [size=30pt]Berlyn[/size] or whatever angry
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:48pm On Sep 13, 2016
I don't tell people when i'm on my period cos is confidential.
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:50pm On Sep 13, 2016
OP lives in Turkey, this is not berlyn joor
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:50pm On Sep 13, 2016
angry
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 8:51pm On Sep 13, 2016
asuo27:
I don't tell people when i'm on my period cos is confidential.

Not even your boyfriend?
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:53pm On Sep 13, 2016
asuo27:
I don't tell people when i'm on my period cos is confidential.
why you come dey tell us say you no dey tell people say you dey your period, use style dey announce say you dey your period now but you no wan tell us

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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2016
izzou:


Not even your boyfriend?
if he calls when i'm having crams and crying, i won't have to tell him.
He just knows wat's up.

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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2016
officialEFCC:
why you come dey tell us say you no dey tell people say you dey your period, use style dey announce say you dey your period now but you no wan tell us

lol funny you coolni
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:57pm On Sep 13, 2016
officialEFCC:
why you come dey tell us say you no dey tell people say you dey your period, use style dey announce say you dey your period now but you no wan tell us
You well?. grin
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 13, 2016
Winnelyn:


lol funny you coolni
berlin abi berlyn why you dey mention me, you dey turkey and you dey awake by this time undecided go check AIT look time cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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