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Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 12:57pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
No one will know that you're on your period unless you tell them, which is normally a positive thing. However, if you're dating a guy who's trying to touch you below the belt, or if your friends are wondering why you've been so moody, then you might want to let them know it's your time of the month..Since saying that you're on your period sounds so bland and boring, there are other ways you can divulge of the information. Here are a few of the classiest ways to say you're on your period: My oven is in cleaning mode Your period might feel like a pointless form of torture. However, it's really the time when your body sheds pieces of itself that it no longer needs, which is what makes this phrase pretty accurate! MY GIRL HAS STARTED HER MONTHLY JOB Anytime you reference it being a certain time of "month," everyone should understand what you're talking about, So unless you have a daughter, your friends shouldn't take long to figure out who your "girl" is After all, they all have to deal with their own girls. I’M EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES If you're uncomfortable getting sexual with your boyfriend during that time of the month, you can use this phrase to warn him to keep his hands off. He can touch you again once your body is back to running smoothly. MOTHER NATURE IS OBSESSED WITH ME Even though Mother Nature visits every woman once a month, it can feel like she's obsessed with you when your time comes... IT'S SHARK WEEK You wouldn't want to swim on your period, especially in an ocean full of sharks....Everyone claims that they're attracted to blood, so the situation wouldn't end well!! I'M STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT Unless you're sitting in a car then your boyfriend should be able to figure this one out In a week, once your period is over then you can give him the green light instead you don't have to be blunt and tell others that you're bleeding below the belt, because there are plenty of other ways to state that you're on your period.. What euphemism do you usually use in order to tell others that it's your time of the month Cc: Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 1:06pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by MzPecs(f): 1:26pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Classy indeed.. I suspect berlyn is back with another moniker 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 1:30pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
MzPecs:Hello do you have anything meaningful to contribute?? |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by IamLEGEND1: 1:32pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Mrs. AhDon deactivate. You don come back sharp-sharp like this? |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by MzPecs(f): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Winnelyn:Enjoy your day dear |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:what do you mean |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by MzPecs(f): 1:37pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1: |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by IamLEGEND1: 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Winnelyn:i don't know. |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
OfficialEFCC, where art thou |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by IamLEGEND1: 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 2:16pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
izzou:my oga i kneel down greet you |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by NevetsIbot(m): 2:34pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
MzPecs:she don come back sharp sharp! Wennielyn.... AKA berlyn. Welcome. I missed your pretty face |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 2:44pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
officialEFCC: I greet you Madam couldn't last a night outside nairaland
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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 2:53pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
You guys are derailing my thread with some silly talk .... Everyone thinks i am belrny or whatever 1 Like |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 3:09pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
izzou:my brother, na so we see am! bad spotter |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 3:14pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
officialEFCC: I really feel for her And she's complaining of her thread being derailed |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 3:36pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
izzou: you never see were dey they derail thread they discuss the derailing for inside the derail wee.d no good 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 4:09pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
officialEFCC:
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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 4:58pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Here are a few tips :- 1.) I'm unclean (as recommended by the Bible) 2.) The curse of the woman befalls me 3.) I'm at the end. Period 4.) I'm not off 5.) My aunt's here. Aunt Flo 6.) I'm at sea....the Red sea 7.) Decided which fragrance is ideal at the moment. Men's is 8.) Did you send me roses? I see a red flower 9.) Bae I'm so into you, I'm Red hot 10.) I can't take bike, I'm on my monthly cycle Thank me now 3 Likes |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 4:58pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:09pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
[quote author=izzou post=49327185][/quote] i dey tell u |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by EmperorLee(m): 8:45pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Winnelyn: |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:48pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
I don't tell people when i'm on my period cos is confidential. |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:50pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
OP lives in Turkey, this is not berlyn joor |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:50pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by izzou(m): 8:51pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
asuo27: Not even your boyfriend? |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:53pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
asuo27:why you come dey tell us say you no dey tell people say you dey your period, use style dey announce say you dey your period now but you no wan tell us 1 Like
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Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
izzou:if he calls when i'm having crams and crying, i won't have to tell him. He just knows wat's up. 1 Like |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Winnelyn(f): 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
officialEFCC: lol funny you ni |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:57pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
officialEFCC:You well?. |
Re: Things to say when you are on your period by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Winnelyn:berlin abi berlyn why you dey mention me, you dey turkey and you dey awake by this time go check AIT look time 2 Likes |
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