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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by AreaFada2: 12:05pm On Sep 27, 2016
K9Uneet:

I just fiddled with your scrotum and I couldn't find any balls there. Lolz.

cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by JerryJJZ(m): 12:09pm On Sep 27, 2016
I remember some years back, after my 1st SSCE, i was dating this SS 2 girl, and anytime we were together, I will say things like I want my first kids to be twins - 2 boys grin grin grin grin she will be like shocked shocked, i dont like twins ooo,,, the stress wil be too much for me cheesy cheesy and she will cuddle,,, I realise saying that along turn her on and makes her attractive to me...

I got admission in a far away place a year later and we broke contact,,, since then, I havnt seen her. My first love "Rachael".....

Please if you are reading this post and you are Rachael and my name looks familiar, call me on 08165578856. Still love her.
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Tobycharles: 12:12pm On Sep 27, 2016
knight05:
OP. .
well done cheesy cheesy grin
but you are missing something. .
[size=88pt]21.give her you atm card with the pin
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[color=#770077][/color] do this alone, n u remain relevant pass her parent
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by freezyprinzy(m): 12:13pm On Sep 27, 2016
[quote author=Iamhatey post=49712207][/quote]

Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Zellie: 12:13pm On Sep 27, 2016
14.Let her fall asleep in your arms.

then he'd get bored and start flirting with random chics on his phone wink
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by toye440: 12:14pm On Sep 27, 2016
You must be a foreigner in this country all d girls want is money and expensive gift that all. Try kiss a Nigerian girl wen she's mad at u if u don't loose ur lips
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by borngenius(m): 12:15pm On Sep 27, 2016
K9Uneet:

I just fiddled with your scrotum and I couldn't find any balls there. Lolz.

K9 u r insanely funny. grin grin

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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by egedege1(m): 12:17pm On Sep 27, 2016
21. Buy her iPhone 7
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Tamakay(m): 12:17pm On Sep 27, 2016
Good one Op but some of them the more you show these attributes the more they become foolish and lazy.
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by smilezdiva1: 12:19pm On Sep 27, 2016
x6blade:
Slit your throat when she ask u to since you have become her slave
. you funny
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Boyooosa(m): 12:19pm On Sep 27, 2016
omojoshy:

21. Cook for her and feed her.

22. Bath her and make sweet love to her grin

23. Go to the Cinema or Swimming pool with her. grin grin

una don turn a whole human being to babii queens way sef...



why una no help remove im paant or brush in teeth cool.
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Nobody: 12:20pm On Sep 27, 2016
[quote author=freezyprinzy post=49712694][/quote] smiley

Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by smilezdiva1: 12:20pm On Sep 27, 2016
for real man
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by whitebeard(m): 12:21pm On Sep 27, 2016
cool op don't mind them..they can't understand..the reason is cause they are Nigerians...good points by the way..I really like no 17
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by hustla(m): 12:24pm On Sep 27, 2016
Taloraye oshi
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by ginggerxy: 12:25pm On Sep 27, 2016
Iamhatey:

We love pillow fight
We love kissing
We love holding hands
Don't cheat on us
Be caring.

Be good in bed undecided

And watch us give you the happiness you deserve wink



I'm talking about real girls oo not olosho that you carry upandan.
please which one be real girls and which one be olosho since all of una dey ask money undecided

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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by dukeo(m): 12:25pm On Sep 27, 2016
royalvalentine19:
1. Tell her she's 'BEAUTIFUL' Not hot or Sexy.
Most guys tend to make this mistake, you compliment her by saying she is hot and sexy , wtf? You should only do that with call girls(ashewos),hoes etc.

2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
You should always hold hands with your babe most times, girls at times feel so insecure , i have experience this a lot of times. I and my girl friend took a walk down the street, some guys started whistling trying to get her attention. I held her hand.. You just have to see how she clung on. Hold hands everytime.

3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
Don't over do this one ooo..but it works ,Drop a voice message on her whatsapp or facebook messenger.sing her favourite song. And say you love her.do this ones in a month

4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
Girls like to be superior even when they know we are , you can initialize a pillow fight or wrestling with her and let her win[fun huh]?

5. Hug her from behind.
You own her, grab her from behind. In the kitchen, while she is doing laundry.etc

6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.
This one right here breaks relationship like die. Bruh, dont try it !

7. If you talk to another girl,
walkover to her after you're done
and kiss her.

Gives her the assurance you aint gonna double date or ditch her.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.
It's necessary.

9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend/wife.
Bruh if you do this, her head will swell like garri. I assure you. It also gives her the assurance that she is here to stay.

10. Play with her hair.
her hair is just like her skin, play with her hair, when she lies down on your laps.

11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
You have a car or not Pick her up from work, or school.

12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.
Real men will scold their spouse anytime anyday. But dont do this publicly and always, if you do, she will think you are jealous

13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile.
Crack jokes. Try to have a good sense of humor.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back.
I know of girls that can nag like hell, dont get angry if she is mad at you, move close and kiss her when she is still nagging to keep her shut/calm.

16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won't come back.

17. Every girl should receive three
presents from her guy:

a teddy bear(she'll hug it when she goes to sleep),jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).

18. Treat her the same with your
friends as when you are alone.


19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
She finds this hot, trust me

20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she's important
to you

Weekends only! Dont over do it, i have my reasons.



Op thanks oh. I want to know where I can get a teddy bear ? Can you help out ?
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by freezyprinzy(m): 12:30pm On Sep 27, 2016

Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Nobody: 12:31pm On Sep 27, 2016
THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WITH A WHITE WOMAN, NO AFRICA WOMAN, AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN. GET TIME FOR ALL THIS BULLCRAPP

1. BUY HER CREDIT
2. CALL HER TO CONFIRM IF SHE HAS LOADED THE CREDIT
3.TAKE SHE AND HER HUNGRY ASSS FRIENDS OUT TO EAT
4. DASH HER MONEY
5.DASH HER PHONE
6.GET MOTOR
7.SABI FCVK..



Kpere..

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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by paix(m): 12:32pm On Sep 27, 2016
royalvalentine19:
1. Tell her she's 'BEAUTIFUL' Not hot or Sexy.

[b]10. Play with her hair.

her hair is just like her skin, play with her hair, when she lies down on your laps.


Weekends only! Dont over do it, i have my reasons.

Her wig you mean? Cos almost everything about girls these days is fake.

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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by agrovick(m): 12:35pm On Sep 27, 2016
OK na, when the time comes
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by charlesucheh(m): 12:40pm On Sep 27, 2016
knight05:
OP. .
well done cheesy cheesy grin
but you are missing something. .
[size=88pt]21.give her you atm card with the pin
[/size]
YOU DEY MAD??!!!!!!!!!
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Rockstar2014(m): 12:43pm On Sep 27, 2016
unfortunately, most Nigerian young men are now researching the heart of a woman instead of research for creativity that would liberate them from poverty.

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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Pringlez: 12:43pm On Sep 27, 2016
knight05:
OP. .
well done cheesy cheesy grin
but you are missing something. .
[size=88pt]21.give her you atm card with the pin
[/size]

The best and only way to keep your Naija babe obsessed with you!!! grin grin grin

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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by izmango: 12:44pm On Sep 27, 2016
knight05:
OP. .
well done cheesy cheesy grin
but you are missing something. .
[size=88pt]21.give her you atm card with the pin
[/size]
ATM password ko le wek

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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Pringlez: 12:45pm On Sep 27, 2016
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
Girls like to be superior even when they know we are , you can initialize a pillow fight or wrestling with her and let her win[fun huh]?
Not after she had jus made her expensive brazilian/peruvian hair ooo
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Senorprinz(m): 12:46pm On Sep 27, 2016
21 tins ke bros you get time o, just know how to make her have orgasms and squirts regularly, then be giving her small small change once ina while, then come back here with your testimonies.

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Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Pringlez: 12:49pm On Sep 27, 2016
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Nos. 17 and 19 sounds good to me!
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Anuoluwapo3054(m): 12:53pm On Sep 27, 2016
When a man is obsessed with Telemundo and Zee world plus Indian love movies, you come here and start saying rubbish... Wake up ooo... Some of these things can't work with our girls... I love Nigeria my country.
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by holluphemydavid(m): 12:55pm On Sep 27, 2016
Nice, I will try some of it with my Bae
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by bonitical: 12:56pm On Sep 27, 2016
firstking01:
Hehehehehe, i can bet my left balls my nigerian brothers won't like thisgrin
pls bet d right n left balls ni
Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Nobody: 12:57pm On Sep 27, 2016
x6blade:
Slit your throat when she ask u to since you have become her slave
grin grin hahahahahahaha cheesy
i knew this kind of comment was coming
rotflmao

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