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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by liljboy(m): 5:49am On Nov 28, 2016

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lazeal: 8:26am On Nov 28, 2016
HARDDON:


gist us gee


btw, see why u dont take advise from females about females?
oh well, despite saying she is in a relationship, she still request I buzz her on whatsapp. You might wonder why she said so and not just do it herself.

The answer is that the number I use in calling her is not my whatsapp number.

I did buzz her and since then we have been chatting. I often ask after her mum and one day she said why don't I asked after her dad. I smiled and said I was about to do that. I crack jokes once a while.

However, the biggest indicator is that she isn't really in a serious relationship as her body language has shown.

Twice I have held buzzing her and before it clocks 24 hours, she will buzz me.

One day I sent a pic mix photo of herself and she instantly sent me graphic with nice text on it.

I am taking a short break from today and do not want to communicate with her for some days and see what she will do.

I will let you know about the outcome of this break in communication.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by BadBullet(m): 9:28am On Nov 28, 2016
just passing by oga harddon i greet you bro

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by BadBullet(m): 11:36am On Nov 28, 2016
HARDDON:



Man P, u have been with me for too long not to be able to handle these kinda lil issues ... by now, u should be helping newbies out.... u got to grow.

I throw ur question back @ u: , what can we do in dose situation?
i concur bro ....as the saying goes '' Dont give him fish instead teach him how to fish'' and you have done your part enough the problem is that they dont want to be creative.....give them the assignment to do let them come up with their own lines
BTW peterpen come answer the question yourself ok and if you dont get it right people will assist you and harddon will buttress it for you.

harddon let me ballout in peace
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by CuteCeo: 5:28pm On Nov 28, 2016
HARDDON:


tot you said you used 3 days to read d thread? undecided undecided


lol.. i sure did
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by BadBullet(m): 6:20pm On Nov 28, 2016
CuteCeo:



lol.. i sure did
and you still cant start a conversation guy why na
you dont cram lines you just follow the tide/situation one line cant work for all ladies is the situation the lady is in @ that particular time
just suggest a situation let me give you an example if harddon permits

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Allboiz: 6:24pm On Nov 28, 2016
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:44pm On Nov 28, 2016
tirigbosa:
Mr hardon...great job.
following your tutorial, I met a babe on Thursday and collected her number. I called her that same day in d evening just to introduced myself. but since Thursday, I av not called her again....what should my next move be now? thanks

Kul ! More people r getting gait by these sexy drills

U followed my drills , got a gurl, yet u called her that day to OUTtro urself? Wow! What happened to dropping a LON( Line Of Note) ? What happened to keeping them in suspense n waiting for @ least 24hours?

I should whoop u, but itz ur first time here, so we'd let this slide.

Your question has been answered. Read up d Section of this thread termed : Getting Physical.

Your main aim now is to break tru her wall of defense n spread ur sleek self all over her heart!


SENSE PILL 74: Guys like us are Viruses: we inject our self into Sexy hosts wit Sassy n Witty lines, thereafter, from that tiny spot, we steadily yet swiftly replace her red blood cells with our blue ballz cells tru unpredictability, suspense n surprises! We litrarily murder them wit tension. N no matter how we explore thereafter, they bcome too weak to roll.
Yet, here is to our wine that tosses n ebbs like dah sea waves. We are no mere men

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:09am On Nov 29, 2016
Kalatium:
I have a classmate who is the most beautiful. But she is not nice she talks anyhow, if you take what she says serious you will end up angree. I like her, so Hw will I woo her?many guys cannot do it.


Ehmmm, did you just say woo?

I can see u just jumped on da thread! Kindly go to d beginning n read up to dis very point.


While u r @ it, send me her contact, let me help u n WooL her. cool

She wud be solf by the time u r done. cheesy


You should know nonetheless , that kinda gurl is way ahead of you guys in her class ( sense wise, exposure wise,.) To her, u guys r nothing but small boiz, hence she can talk down on u n laugh @ any of u that tries to own her.


An Eagle that has been beaten by a storm, laughs @ mere drizzle.


Hey, focus on your books btw, gud grades have an osmotic effects on such.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 1:17am On Nov 29, 2016
lazeal:
oh well, despite saying she is in a relationship, she still request I buzz her on whatsapp. You might wonder why she said so and not just do it herself.

The answer is that the number I use in calling her is not my whatsapp number.

I did buzz her and since then we have been chatting. I often ask after her mum and one day she said why don't I asked after her dad. I smiled and said I was about to do that. I crack jokes once a while.

However, the biggest indicator is that she isn't really in a serious relationship as her body language has shown.

Twice I have held buzzing her and before it clocks 24 hours, she will buzz me.

One day I sent a pic mix photo of herself and she instantly sent me graphic with nice text on it.

I am taking a short break from today and do not want to communicate with her for some days and see what she will do.

I will let you know about the outcome of this break in communication.


POC 1)
you didnt ansa that her father's Question well.

You should have said : " huh? Your dad? Im not gay ooo""

Or say " because your mum is my first Luv now, r u jelos?"

Or say " your mum is my first luv now, untill you are able to impress me enough to consider you! Besides, your body is still maturing, i dont want to be charged with Child abuse !" Lol

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 1:31am On Nov 29, 2016
@Lazeal

Every other thing is going on kul i suppose.
But i can tell those your chats r boring.

Wonder how i know?
Oh well, i just know. cheesy it is my duty know!


No gurl is in a crz r/ship. All u need is just a guy like me to show up and they cant but forget d boring soul of a guy ..soon they go giving him excusEs, then to show ME THEY DONT WANO LOSE ME N PROVE THEIR LUV TO ME EVEN WITHOUT MY ASKING, they stop taking his calls, ignoring his mesages, avoiding him. Blocking him n picking up a fight uneccesarily . They just look for one thing on his FB wall, or some wHsap dp or some crazy ish n kick him off officially. Then they use my picx as dp, but i always object telling them that this cheap publicity wud make their friends come for me. grin

If your ex gurl has ever done any of the above to You, let me tell U, Itz because i showed up on dah scene n swept u off! cheesy cool tongue now itz ur turn to sweep guys off without even bodering if they exist

You r taking a break already? Okies!

Let's see if she wud miss u n ur chats.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lazeal: 7:34am On Nov 29, 2016
HARDDON:
@Lazeal

Every other thing is going on kul i suppose.
But i can tell those your chats r boring.

Wonder how i know?
Oh well, i just know. cheesy it is my duty know!


No gurl is in a crz r/ship. All u need is just a guy like me to show up and they cant but forget d boring soul of a guy ..soon they go giving him excusEs, then to show ME THEY DONT WANO LOSE ME N PROVE THEIR LUV TO ME EVEN WITHOUT MY ASKING, they stop taking his calls, ignoring his mesages, avoiding him. Blocking him n picking up a fight uneccesarily . They just look for one thing on his FB wall, or some wHsap dp or some crazy ish n kick him off officially. Then they use my picx as dp, but i always object telling them that this cheap publicity wud make their friends come for me. grin

If your ex gurl has ever done any of the above to You, let me tell U, Itz because i showed up on dah scene n swept u off! cheesy cool tongue now itz ur turn to sweep guys off without even bodering if they exist

You r taking a break already? Okies!

Let's see if she wud miss u n ur chats.


I didn't communicate with her from Sunday till Monday... and guess what? cheesy grin She buzzed me by herself. I replied and told her I have been busy. I will keep it that way for this week.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lazeal: 7:41am On Nov 29, 2016
HARDDON:



POC 1)
you didnt ansa that her father's Question well.

You should have said : " huh? Your dad? Im not gay ooo""

Or say " because your mum is my first Luv now, r u jelos?"

Or say " your mum is my first luv now, untill you are able to impress me enough to consider you! Besides, your body is still maturing, i dont want to be charged with Child abuse !" Lol

Lol boss, I had cracked some jokes before that and I do feel over doing somethings makes it boring don't you think? I bring in the jokes to make her laugh once a while.

Since I didn't communicate with her through out from Sunday to Monday and she buzz, when I would reply she even "greeted me" by saying "good evening" which she hardly does most times. Well, let's see how it goes.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by superbouck(m): 11:59am On Nov 29, 2016
the drills are actually working,

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by liljboy(m): 12:35pm On Nov 29, 2016
lazeal:



I didn't communicate with her from Sunday till Monday... and guess what? cheesy grin She buzzed me by herself. I replied and told her I have been busy. I will keep it that way for this week.

In playing the HUNTED, don't let the HUNTER give up the chase.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lazeal: 1:06pm On Nov 29, 2016
liljboy:
In playing the HUNTED, don't let the HUNTER give up the chase.
sure bro. I will be moderate in my operation.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lazeal: 1:11pm On Nov 29, 2016
superbouck:
the drills are actually working, but ladies now saying I m too ash on them
don't put your guards down... but be moderate though. Laugh one time, be sober at another time.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 2:16pm On Nov 29, 2016
lazeal:


Lol boss, I had cracked some jokes before that and I do feel over doing somethings makes it boring don't you think? I bring in the jokes to make her laugh once a while.

Since I didn't communicate with her through out from Sunday to Monday and she buzz, when I would reply she even "greeted me" by saying "good evening" which she hardly does most times. Well, let's see how it goes.

So You go cracking jokes? LIke you r some sort of a clown?
Where did u learn that drill from? Obviously not here!

We told u to go sassy/witty( having a jab @ her ) n soothe it wit funny lines.

Look @ the perfect example below:

A gurl ask u why u dont ask after her dad but only her mum n u respond by saying :
" your mum is my first luv now, untill you are able to impress me enough to consider you! Besides, your body is still maturing, i dont want to be charged with Child abuse !" Lol

One, u try to make her understand that she has alot to do before u can consider her( challenge) . When other guys should have been singing her praise, u r even telling her that she isnt matured enuf for u to sleep with just yet! This is super confidence.
It takes guts to flow this lane.

The fun part is when u say u dont wano be charged for child abuse. #Ouch!


So quit been a clown , be challenging n attractive, making fun of her n loving ur self.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:04pm On Nov 29, 2016
HARDDON:


So You go cracking jokes? LIke you r some sort of a clown?
Where did u learn that drill from? Obviously not here!

We told u to go sassy/witty( having a jab @ her ) n soothe it wit funny lines.

Look @ the perfect example below:

A gurl ask u why u dont ask after her dad but only her mum n u respond by saying :
" your mum is my first luv now, untill you are able to impress me enough to consider you! Besides, your body is still maturing, i dont want to be charged with Child abuse !" Lol

One, u try to make her understand that she has alot to do before u can consider her( challenge) . When other guys should have been singing her praise, u r even telling her that she isnt matured enuf for u to sleep with just yet! This is super confidence.
It takes guts to flow this lane.

The fun part is when u say u dont wano be charged for child abuse. #Ouch!


So quit been a clown , be challenging n attractive, making fun of her n loving ur self.


A gurl greets u Gud evening, never ansa that straight n kill d mom , swing fun with it:

Oh u r having a gud evenin? i want an aweaome one!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by superbouck(m): 3:13pm On Nov 29, 2016
HARDDON:



A gud greets u Gud evening, never ansa that straight n kill d mom , swing fun with it:

Oh u r having a gud evenin? i want an aweaome one!
the drills are actually working, but ladies now saying I m too ash on them
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:36pm On Nov 29, 2016
HARDDON:



A gurl greets u Gud evening, never ansa that straight n kill d mom , swing fun with it:

Oh u r having a gud evenin? i want an aweaome one!

Or look@ her quizically n say:
Nah, dont fast forward the day for me, ive not achieved all my plans today! cheesy

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:42pm On Nov 29, 2016
superbouck:
the drills are actually working, but ladies now saying I m too ash on them


Yea that happens when u dont mix the concotion well. Sassy &funny (50 50 dose portion)

Too sassy, you sound up lIke a jeck,
Too funny , they see u as an unserious clown soul.

Dont be harsh, be attractive!

Btw, i should say, i catch my fun @ their expense. Use dat thing on her body, that guys are dying for, to throw fun jabs @ her.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 5:02pm On Nov 29, 2016
Aiit, aiit, aiit,


Back on track we must.

Guess we just finished the kiss moves n how to seamlessly unhook a bra....

Next we move on to the real deal.

Geting down.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 6:13pm On Nov 29, 2016
@Harddon, nice thread you got here. Amazing info. You are really doing a great job.

Permit me to approach the premise of your thread from an evolutionary biological perspective. Just imagine we rewind our history as humans back to 50,000 years ago when we humans were just hunter gatherers who lived in packs. Life during this time period would have been very difficult and tailored for the survival of only the bold, smart and strong.

It's quite logical to think that the women who would survive during this period would be the one's that were attracted to men who exhibited traits that enabled survival.
Genetics enables the expression of a myriad of traits, including traits that have to do with attraction, but what natural selection does is that it only allows the traits that would be beneficial to the survival of the specie to thrive and be passed on the next generation.

Imagine if the population of female species living 50,000 years ago comprised of females who were attracted to different kinds of men. Let's say this disparity in modes of attraction was spread evenly across the population of women. Say, there were women who preferred effeminate men and preferred to hang out with them. Say there were women who liked weak, emotional, and overly romantic men who treated them like eggs and did every thing they asked. Say another group of women liked bold, strong, manly men who always took the lead. It's also not improbable that these kind of men would also exhibit traits one would consider excessively authoritative, rude, harsh and "not-giving-a-shit-ish"

Going by the precarious, unfavorable environment these women existed in, it's highly likely that it's the last category of women that would likely survive and pass on their genes to their daughters, because they would mostly likely be around men that would protect them from wild animals and other men with nefarious motives towards them.

What this tells us is that we come from a history of women who have been evolutionarily ingrained with the desire to prefer manly, assertive, protective, confident men who don't give a fvck and who can control them and put them in their place. They basically can't help it. It's in their genes, and it's high time we guys realized this.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:07pm On Nov 29, 2016
@ GrizzlyBear
I pushed to ride on wit d thread but cudnt let fly this....


What an erudite lucid submission!
As much as i dont bliv in d theory of evolution, i give u thumbs up for approaching this drills from another acute angle.

Rich Regards
Don

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 8:37pm On Nov 29, 2016
HARDDON:
@ GrizzlyBear
I pushed to ride on wit d thread but cudnt let fly this....


What an erudite lucid submission!
As much as i dont bliv in d theory of evolution, i give u thumbs up for approaching this drills from another acute angle.

Rich Regards
Don

Thanks man. Kudos.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:58pm On Nov 29, 2016
HARDDON:
Aiit, aiit, aiit,


Back on track we must.

Guess we just finished the kiss moves n how to seamlessly unhook a bra....

Next we move on to the real deal.

Geting down.


DRILL NUGGET 10: GETTING DOWN
Getting down is an act that you should only engage in if you really wano give as much as get. Stop behaving like regular guys that can spend mega only to dive in n 5 mins, pull out n instantly start snoring!

SENSE PILL 74: Ladies Luv Getting down much more than guys! #fact! But are able to control themselves! Unlike the unimformed guys that cant!

Features & Requirements
Features:

1) it is an act. Take your time feel her out( this is why we never encourage cheap quicks stale serves....runs gurls)
2) itz d best form of excercise after swimming.
3) when enjoyed properly, it releases tension
4) it induces sleep into most people, dont know why dat doesnt work with me.
5) when administered properly, she just naturally falls head over heels for u even when u didnt ask her out!
6) know that ladies can sense it when u r despirate to get them to bed, this drives them off even if they had wanted it! Take your time. Sendless.
7) Learn to relax, sip your R.wine as u node to d kul sound filtering @ d background wit your eyes closed.

Requirements
1) Condom( Pouch) .......having tried different types, my fav remains CAREX. Itz able to withstand heavy pounding without giving way! ( while we r here, i should let you know that gurls Luv it Raw even more than Guys! N some of them have mastered the act of twisting in such a way that weak Raincoats gives way. This is why you should avoid weak ones)
Apart from its ruggedity, it comes in different flavours and colours. But itz a lil pricey! Avoid GC , cheap razz boiz use that foul smelly ish

2) early morning regular excercise. You need to be fit to indulge in this.

3) Touch skills.... Gentle soft firm hands. We run this all over her body gently while we plant kisses all over d body

4) Time....patience .... learn to make her relax first b4 u remove even ur own


Do's n Donts
1) Avoid all form of boosting drugs, side effects way more than d quoted use.
2) Avoid Beer.....it weakens. While some claim stout energises, i havent bin able to prove that. If u must drink, do R. Wine or mixed Spirits on a low tone. You r gono be ridng , so dont knock urself out just yet.

I DONT EVER DRINK BEER. It take btw 1hr - 2hr to burn off undue beer deposite in d body. I luv my abs n muscular body.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:20pm On Nov 29, 2016
Do's and Dont's
3) Dont be desperate : going all over her, give her space, let her come to u. She knows where her merryment is.

4) Dont rush! Rushing in only leading to rushing out! You must control your breath. Take ur time.
Start slow and gently warm it up to high pounding then back to slow and steady stokes then up d antes again.

YOu have to know the woman you r with: we have 3 types out there
a) those that like it slow n steady and only cum in this mode. Even if u wud pound, u must revert to slow when u want to take them there. These are the type that clutch to you like demons when they wano release n r releasing. They clutch u so much that they scrach ur back with their nails. These are the type that go crying softly when they r almost there n give off a piercing cry when they shoot off! Lol

b) heavy pounding ones: these ones can only get to the peek if they r heavily pounded nonstop for a while. They go screaming , scratching , begging you not to stop though it is very painful cheesy

c) The sea wave ones: these onea like a combination of 1 &2 and depending on their mood, they can shoot anytime. They moan in ecstasy, they roll on u for fun., they like both of you alternating leads.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:49pm On Nov 30, 2016
Imagine me giving carex free advert while they r paying for adverts.

Well, thatz just who i am. Free giver. Lol

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:54pm On Nov 30, 2016
HARDDON:
Do's and Dont's
3) Dont be desperate : going all over her, give her space, let her come to u. She knows where her merryment is.

4) Dont rush! Rushing in only leading to rushing out! You must control your breath. Take ur time.
Start slow and gently warm it up to high pounding then back to slow and steady stokes then up d antes again.

YOu have to know the woman you r with: we have 3 types out there
a) those that like it slow n steady and only cum in this mode. Even if u wud pound, u must revert to slow when u want to take them there. These are the type that clutch to you like demons when they wano release n r releasing. They clutch u so much that they scrach ur back with their nails. These are the type that go crying softly when they r almost there n give off a piercing cry when they shoot off! Lol

b) heavy pounding ones: these ones can only get to the peek if they r heavily pounded nonstop for a while. They go screaming , scratching , begging you not to stop though it is very painful cheesy

c) The sea wave ones: these onea like a combination of 1 &2 and depending on their mood, they can shoot anytime. They moan in ecstasy, they roll on u for fun., they like both of you alternating leads.


The easy way to know where she falls in, is to observe her when r getting down.

You must observe d position she likes, that is d only way u can make her cUm.

SENSE PILL 74: DONT EVER ASK A LADY THE CHILDISH QUESTION OF WHAT TURNS HER ON OR WHAT POSITION SHE LIKES OR HOW SHE LIKES TO BE TOUCHED!
These r Questions Pseudo Relationship experts tell average Guys/husbys to ask their women!
We are no average guys!
We observe n deploy! More fun this way.

You must observe how she moves, reacts, mourns when u are on slow n steady roll , mid flow and hyper destructive mode.

These are the twO ways to make any woman pour n give u heR soul , figuratively speaking

While getting down, never cease to touch her( boobs, spank her b0ody when in doggy mode , kiss her etc.... these prevents them from going dry . Puss puss gets dry n it begins to hurts em n becomes less fun. More on these later

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 8:07pm On Nov 30, 2016
HARDDON:
Imagine me giving carex free advert while they r paying for adverts.

Well, thatz just who i am. Free giver. Lol
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:25pm On Nov 30, 2016
B2Spirits:


I sent u pm

art thou human or Spirit in truth?

If thou art human, what have i to do with thee?

If spirit, your words here breaks all hravenly principles

only super humans read my rhymes, Feel my flow

My lines r a poison to the human mind!

What have i to do with thee?

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