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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 6:16pm On Jan 15, 2017
Genea:
As in, I just weak for this guy... He is a good example for a bad topic

Is that you advertising 'TOOTH PASTE'!? Sparkling teeth and what a great smile?.
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Genea(f): 6:17pm On Jan 15, 2017
WORDWORLD:


Is that you advertising 'TOOTH PASTE'!? Sparkling teeth and what a great smile?.
hahahahaha, close up has helped my life... Tnk u wink
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jan 15, 2017
BUTCHCASSIDY:



I dont know what you mean by sex object
But I wont stop fùcking any girl who is willing. as long as she is above 18 and attractive
Lol. cheesy
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2017
Genea:
bad gals are just Bleep boiz biko
u are not a virgin. so I don't believe u cheesy
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by nmreports: 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2017
Trust me guys, leave this guys topic and thread alone.
You are only justified to correct this man if you are morally upright yourself.

We cannot be hypocrites and then try to look sanctimonious at the same time.

God would be happy if we can all go to church to preach or volunteer in evangelism if we want to change the people or change the world.

Check yourself, if you are better than this guy. If you are then leave his thread and go to a thread where you can make positive impact or have positive engagement.

His story might be fabricated and if its not I only just find the humor and lessons in it and I move on.

You should all do same

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Genea(f): 6:23pm On Jan 15, 2017
CHIZZNEWS:

u are not a virgin. so I don't believe u cheesy
hahahahaha believe anything u want to dear... But dahs d truth wink

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jan 15, 2017
Genea:
hahahahaha, close up has helped my life... Tnk u wink

And the traditional attire is sweet too. JUST BEING MYSELF.
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Genea(f): 6:25pm On Jan 15, 2017
WORDWORLD:


And the traditional attire is sweet too. JUST BEING MYSELF.
tnx dear kiss

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 6:56pm On Jan 15, 2017
PaulKillerman:
My people, I greet u all again, like Never before, I still remain your loyalist, and Boi Paulkillerman, ever loyal and subservient to you all... I am here again today, but this time to grace the appetite of you all my niggaz, and to reemphazise my signature ( I.e ; What chicks are only good for). Do not forget; they are prick receptacles grin cheesy wink

So this was the event of things that turned out through the span of last year, How I ravaged two sisters , all credits and accolades be giving to my dexterity and adept prowess in the act of managing women ..
So , I shall be dishing out the story and how it went; albeit, it shall be coming in aliquots , nuggets ,
So sit back and relax, while it comes...


C.c : Obontami, Babzilla (ma niggies) , Xendvra, Esos a993 (my babes) , vincent123 .. Et all...
R.E.S.P.E.C.T grin grin grin

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 6:59pm On Jan 15, 2017
LifeofAirforce1:

You bang village girls and you beating your chest about it?
I been think sey Na "POSH" girls you lash sef.
mtchew
Dude just STFU angry

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:00pm On Jan 15, 2017
HateU2:
[center] This guy still dey use asewos to heal his broken heart undecided. God bless that girl that turned you to this smiley cheesy kiss.

She's a good heart breaker grin[/center]

Hater angry
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:06pm On Jan 15, 2017
PaulKillerman:
.... Continued.

So when I came into the city, I called NK, and informed her I was back in city, and was done with my posting, NK in turn told her mum, who later called me, to exchange pleasantries asked me how my schedule will look like, I told her, then she invited me to their house, that she wanted me to come when the family was in their full complement, she invited me on a weekend.
The weekend came, after rounding up all I was doing, I got dressed, called NK to inform her I was coming, she described the place for me and I hit the road, I eventually located the neighbourhood (a small neighbourhood down town) , and was welcomed by NK who was waiting for me on a street, she lead me into the house; Wow!!! shocked Sitted was the mum , the Younger sister of NK (that I never met), and their younger brothers...
Of a truth, the younger sister was really pretteir , and had an errect firm, full and big boobs and cool moderate waist to add ; she was wearing a small spaghetti blouse , and a bum short ; and her body, was crisp clean, with an elegant fair complexion; I immediately had a sharp errection on sighting her wink grin; but I had to cover up immediately, being the guyman I was, and i immediately looked for the closest sit and jumped on it (before my pendulum embarrasses me) , my people; I had to sit down oh for obvious reasons before I even started greeting everybody in the sitting room, not minding the distance I was from them, I sat put my people ; Guy man should never disgrace or embarrassing himself No matter what, u have to be on top your game(that's one of the Guyman rule ; please stick to this and know it,). And I must add, I also noticed I stole her attention too (I am quite cute myself , eloquent and got a very smart look; more so being a professional in vocation was a good plus ) My Niggaz, guyman had to compose oh!! And I had to start discussing, raised up issues and we gisted sharing opinion , the younger one sounded more enlightened and gayous also more engaging, the mum was more tacitutime later on the dad came and joined us; they offered me a drink, I took, and we talked for sometime, until it was time for me to go...
My Niggaz, truth be told, I wanted to ask the younger sister for her number (but I just felt it was improper and incauteous for me to do that,more so in presence of her parents) , so I had to hold myself and allow reason prevail, and they was no way I would have asked her to escort me out in presence of her parents, my niggaz that was a quandary I found myself in, but as a guyman I be; I had to let it slide, and allow nature take its course (What will be will be) ; so I gave up to fate; after standing for some seconds transfixed and lost in thought to all this, I just reassured myself and told them I should get going.. As I was leaving the thought of asking the sister for her number cropped up, but I quickly dispelled it, fully aware, NK was gradually liking me already, it will be somehow I thought.
And so NK saw me off.. , I forgot to mention; the younger daughters name is Amarachi (She is truly Gods beauty)
Days past , and I was only ruminating over my experiences, and thinking of other things in life and the challenges that comes with it , also distant was strategising on how to fuvk NK really hard and allow my preek breath well in her receptacle, Only for me to see a notification of an FB friend request; who be all these niggaz wey no go allow guy man rest sef, I thought... I didn't even bother to check!!! I left it there...
After a day, I had already forgotten the request and was casually browsing my FB page to see what's trending , then it dawned on me I was yet to really check who the friend request was from, then I did and saw who the friend request was from ;my my my!!! shocked shocked guess who

... grin. My niggaz!!! I dey come, make I go drink water...


correct guy I dey feel you. Forget all these bad belles

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:09pm On Jan 15, 2017
Coyotejack:
But y can't guys just enjoy the story enh must they bad mouth undecided
my brother I tire Oooooo

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:12pm On Jan 15, 2017
Onogiede:
Na who help,abeg go boil beans

grin grin grin

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:19pm On Jan 15, 2017
WORDWORLD:


NL a better place, by telling STORIES about CASUAL SEX!? Hmmm..............NAWA O!

These OYINBOS don FVCK us for the WRONG HOLE and now we are WORSE WITH PRIDE. All in the name of WANTING TO BE PERVERTS LIKE THEY MOSTLY ARE. Hmmmm.............................Go and read about the SEXUAL REVOLUTION that took place in the WEST, precisely AMERICA, THE DEVILS OWN COUNTRY and you will realize that we are in a BIG MESS.

I pity the future of mankind!!!

CASUAL SEX IS RUINING US ALL. NOT TO EVEN MENTION PRIDE IN BANGING TWO SISTERS. WILL YOU ALSO FEEL FREE IF YOUR GIRL SHOULD BANG YOUR BROTHER?

We are not making the best use of social media. Honestly!!!
dude, there's is nothing wrong with banging 2 sisters. You should check your self also. Why call some peoples country "devil own country"

Stop this hypocrisy

Cc deepfriedpuff he said you guys belongs to the devil. You agree with him?
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2017
BUTCHCASSIDY:
This "you have sidters" line is lame as fùck So I shouldnt fùck because I have sisters?
As in wack as fuccck grin grin grin

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:30pm On Jan 15, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
wordworld ,bros grin op is lying,trolling for fun.its his way like mamagee .

No!!! You didn't called my nigga paulkillerman a lair. angry
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jan 15, 2017
... Continued, yes oh my people !!!

So your guess was right; yeah yeah!! It was Amara's friend request , she had sent me a friend request, and so I immediately rushed through on seeing it, started checking out her pictures; truly she was really pretty and endowed, I couldn't have been more thankful, and so I immediately sent a message to her, after a while , she replied, and so we got chatting, chatted about various things before I asked for her to send her number, of course she did, and it was marvellous , so I collected it and told her I was going to sleep , later on... So I held on for about 2 days (rule 2 for a guyman, never appear too desperate and wagging tongue like a starved dog, it doesnt tell well of u, and girls usually capitalise on those in forming for u, so u should act busy and important; it realky helps your ego and reputation immeasurably trust me; it sure does) before I finally sent her a message on Whatsapp, she replied, almost immediately, and told me she had been expecting my calls.. wink. My niggaz, I den knew say food done done, it was time to finish the deal, ; of course I told her I have been busy with work and all, so we gisted about several things, she asked about my GF, I told her I had none and wasn't ready for all those for now, u know the usual female response and irrelevant questions centered around GF and the need (trash), so we continued , in our chats for about a week, and she was becoming fund of me, and turned to calls, we call ourselves occasionally, and all, exchanging pleasantries .. So with time our gist got sexual, I asked of her virginity status; ( you know the usual cock and bull stories every girl gives, she wasn't an exception grin cheesy , I knew at that point the entrance into that bosom of Christ was as open as the gate of heaven to believers (like us) grin. My niggaz , na so I node head , say yes!!! E don happen
My niggaz; so of course we arranged for a visit, after awhile , she told me she was visiting, and we booked a date, she happened to be very close to her mum BTW , so she briefed her she was coming to see me as well...
So the D-day came, I was all expectant and filled with the spirit of Christ, and she called to inform me she was coming to my house., to affirm I was around, of course Paulkillerman will always be around, like weetttiiinnnn.!!! And I gave her the necessary description she needed to get to my place



So I went out and stood in front of my street when she called that she was close, after some minutes, I saw the elegant boobs sorry I meant beauty , walking towards me grin cheesy na like this God dey use bless niggaz!!! Na so I just dey providence threw food on my thighs like weeeetttttiiiinnnn!!!! Baba thanks oh!!!

So we hugged, exchanged pleasantries and started walking down the street , gisting about things , till we got to my house, she walked in, and was like "nice place". My dear thanks, it got to be when my Lady is visiting ,I retorted . . I encouraged her to feel at home and served her some drinks, we got gisting ,(u know usual gist before u make moves ) na so we gist , TV was on and she was watching as well, when I noticed she was more relaxed , as the fearless tiger paulkillerman is, I had to move in, started with little touches, Then I started getting intense , and she started pulling me out(you know the usual female resistance that signals for u to go on ) grin cheesy chicks no go kill guy man oh!!! cheesy... Like I always tell u ma niggaz; persistence is key (when dealing with chicks) so I continued, and of course, after a while, she gave in and was kissing me like her life depended on it grin , my people!!!! I knew say e don happen.; God has done it again...
My niggaz!!! I no lie u, the first place I went for was the boobs (I told u niggaz earlier, that breast can make even Vladimir Putting smile uncontrollably; its not so big(like cossy), but just very full and upright,like a soldier at attention ) I really wanted to unravel it and see what was really inside; my niggaz, of course I did, the breast fine like wetin!!!!! I felt like cutting it off and keeping in my fridge , I sucked it furiously like my life depended on it; I squeezed it like I wanted to collect it from her; I just felt frustrated knowing I can't keep this bress with me, I felt like swallowing it my niggaz( u know that feel na!!! Guy men should know) , immediately the only thought was to put my preek there and fork it, till it falls off; cool sad immediately she saw I was unzipping , she held hard, and refused me to continue; saying it was improper for me to fork her on the first day , my niggaz, every persuasion by my humble self failed, so I had to allow her
Like I told y'all earlier "what will be , will be" its only a matter of time; so I had to allow her ; he who fights and run away, will live to fight another day...
So I had to allow her, and gave RR some ssh for TP, when she was about leaving, we exchange pleasantries, and she promised to call again.... I assured her to...



Coming up Amara's slaughter day wink wink


I salute u all, my bras; I have to cut here, so it doesn't get too long and boring (prosaic )

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jan 15, 2017
obontami:
correct guy I dey feel you. Forget all these bad belles


My niggy!!!! I salute u like weeetttiiinnn!!!!! , Guyman GATS put pussy to use na; no be wetin dem dey use am do? What else my nigga?



For those bad mouthing; that's y'all forming business; u come here and form righteous than though, but if u go to a guyz house and both of you fork, if he refuses paying u, u let hell loose and start complaining ( u are nothing more than a Hoe , that epitomises a sex object; stop deceiving yourself, that's ur only use) what else do u contribute in the relationship apart from sex, and expecting him to do everything for u. Mtcheew!!!

As for those saying my story is sake, like I have always written, I really have nothing to prove, u can choose to call it whatever, or say it is tales by moonlight; your headache u have the right to belief or not to, that's your palav

For those that care to know ; this is actually a real life gist; I only changed the names of the key players mentioned,

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jan 15, 2017
cheesy I love your not acting desperate and needy but u for Bleep ha dy first day sha. u dy lucky sha wink cheesy
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jan 15, 2017
Mr Man .. stop adding "Christ " to your shit biko! it's a fearful thing to fall into the hands of God!

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Selfhood: 8:09pm On Jan 15, 2017
PaulKillerman:


My niggy!!!! I salute u like weeetttiiinnn!!!!! , Guyman GATS put pussy to use na; no be wetin dem dey use am do? What else my nigga?



For those bad mouthing; that's y'all forming business; u come here and form righteous than though, but if u go to a guyz house and both of you fork, if he refuses paying u, u let hell loose and start complaining ( u are nothing more than a Hoe , that epitomises a sex object; stop deceiving yourself, that's ur only use) what else do u contribute in the relationship apart from sex, and expecting him to do everything for u. Mtcheew!!!

As for those saying my story is sake, like I have always written, I really have nothing to prove, u can choose to call it whatever, or say it is tales by moonlight; your headache u have the right to belief or not to, that's your palav

For those that care to know ; this is actually a real life gist; I only changed the names of the key players mentioned,

No mind them. If you know as dem dey straff eachother for NL. Dem just dey hide dey preach like say dem dey holy.

But baba its quite scary to me that you mentioning Christ

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Kentura(m): 8:12pm On Jan 15, 2017
Y'all fvckers should stop saying shit! if u dnt like it, u stay clear.
op, thought its only me dy do thaa `no sex on first date' well, im waiting for the slaughter day o.

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2017
Genea:
tnx dear kiss

You are welcome. Remain as natural as GENEA WHITE TEETH WITH A BEAUTIFUL SMILE. Dont sell yourself at a PALTRY PRICE of Naira and Kobo or Pounds, Dollar, Gold or Silver O!

If only WOMEN can respect themselves. SURE they will get respect in return from men and our world will be better.

There is this contest in Brazil. Miss Bum-Bum. Ladies displaying their behind and while I HEARD NOT THE FEMINIST OUT CRY EVEN THOUGH THEIR PRESIDENT WAS A LADY WHO WAS IN THE BEST POSITION TO SEE IT AS UNDIGNIFYING AND PUT A HALT TO IT.


Well..............keep smiling and ALWAYS SHARE YOUR HAPPINESS with everyone that truely deserves your SMILE by putting smiles on their faces.

Save our world from DRAQULA TEETH dem. Have a splendid nyt,

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by enirock(m): 8:16pm On Jan 15, 2017
PaulKillerman:
telling you so u know women are just receptacles for preek; nothing more...

That they are only sex objects, that's their only use...

Is that the same mentality u have towards female family members too? That is way below the belt dude

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jan 15, 2017
Selfhood:


No mind them. If you know as dem dey straff eachother for NL. Dem just dey hide dey preach like say dem dey holy.

But baba its quite scary to me that you mentioning Christ
. Haahaabahahahhahahaha. ;DUnto cheesy wetin na; u no know say me be church man too...
Abi u think say na only these hypocrites here dey go church

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:38pm On Jan 15, 2017
Decypher:
Mr Man .. stop adding "Christ " to your shit biko!
it's a fearful thing to fall into the hands of God!
go fork urself nigga!!! Christ hand koh. Satan hand ni!!!

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:43pm On Jan 15, 2017
PaulKillerman:
go fork urself nigga!!! Christ hand koh. Satan hand ni!!!
lol.. My Man, no be fight you know. just saying grin
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Skilfulet(m): 8:55pm On Jan 15, 2017
go Bleep ghost fest,before you kon brag....instead mk you dey brag sey u read the whole books for bible. mtcheeeee!
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by MizzD: 8:58pm On Jan 15, 2017
Has obontami been cured of his herpes? I see he's giving his soon to be herpes colleague thumbs up. lipsrsealed

I wonder what is so cool about narrating your sexcapades. Is that a way of redeeming a lost self esteem . Gaining e-fans undecided

Smh

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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 9:04pm On Jan 15, 2017
MizzD:
Has obontami been cured of his herpes? I see he's giving his soon to be herpes colleague thumbs up. lipsrsealed

I wonder what is so cool about narrating your sexcapades. Is that a way of redeeming a lost self esteem . Gaining e-fans undecided

Smh

Dude, mind how to type shiit including my moniker. Otherwise get ready to get banned.

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